good morn- *brief outburst*
good morn- *brief outburst*

good morning ladies and gentlemen
good morning ladies and gentlemen

*zip*
*zip*

*some jazzy music quietly playing in the background for you to enjoy*
*some jazzy music quietly playing in the background for you to enjoy*

Today, gonna be a little bit different, I have to talk quietly because my neighbours, um, DO CRACK
Today, gonna be a little bit different, I have to talk quietly because my neighbours, um, DO CRACK

And they will KILL ME if they hear me talking at this hour
And they will KILL ME if they hear me talking at this hour

So anyways, today's a little bit different because today I am traveling
So anyways, today's a little bit different because today I am traveling

But I'm not traveling with my mom or my dad
But I'm not traveling with my mom or my dad

or my grandpa, my grandma, my uncle, my cousin, with my friend, with my...
or my grandpa, my grandma, my uncle, my cousin, with my friend, with my...

therapist
therapist

I am traveling by myself
I am traveling by myself

Let's just get right into it
Let's just get right into it

Hello, hum yeah, this lighting is probably so bad
Hello, hum yeah, this lighting is probably so bad

So I'm gonna keep it short while I'm here because, uh, I don't know I don't want you to have to see
So I'm gonna keep it short while I'm here because, uh, I don't know I don't want you to have to see

THIS I look like a weasel (yes, yes you do) probably, but that's okay because
THIS I look like a weasel (yes, yes you do) probably, but that's okay because

That's okay. My hair is wet my face is oily. I have a rash all over my face because
That's okay. My hair is wet my face is oily. I have a rash all over my face because

Well, we'll get into that later, but let's talk about what we're doing today QUEENS AND KINGS never saying that again
Well, we'll get into that later, but let's talk about what we're doing today QUEENS AND KINGS never saying that again

We're definitely doing something a little bit crazy today y'all. prepare yourselves. I know I'm not fucking ready
We're definitely doing something a little bit crazy today y'all. prepare yourselves. I know I'm not fucking ready

I'm scared as fuck. TODAY, Emma Chamberlain *ME* is traveling alone
I'm scared as fuck. TODAY, Emma Chamberlain *ME* is traveling alone

Not just driving, not just walking, Queen (weasel*) is FLYING
Not just driving, not just walking, Queen (weasel*) is FLYING

I literally got two hours of sleep, so I'm being a crazy bitch right now. I'm so sorry calm me down
I literally got two hours of sleep, so I'm being a crazy bitch right now. I'm so sorry calm me down

You can't also turn this shit off because I'm sick of it. I'm flying alone today
You can't also turn this shit off because I'm sick of it. I'm flying alone today

I'm going to Arizona to hang out with Ellie and Hannah. Ellie lives in Arizona
I'm going to Arizona to hang out with Ellie and Hannah. Ellie lives in Arizona

Don't kidnap her cuz then I'd be responsible, and I don't know don't really want to deal with that
Don't kidnap her cuz then I'd be responsible, and I don't know don't really want to deal with that

We're staying at Ellie's house
We're staying at Ellie's house

So that'll be really fun if I go and stay with somebody's family by the end of the weekend
So that'll be really fun if I go and stay with somebody's family by the end of the weekend

I want them to think of me as their you know second son
I want them to think of me as their you know second son

But the thing is like I don't know ANYTHING like I don't know how to do ANYTHING
But the thing is like I don't know ANYTHING like I don't know how to do ANYTHING

I don't know how to check my bags, I don't know how to do any of that shit
I don't know how to check my bags, I don't know how to do any of that shit

I have no clue what the fuck. I'm doing I feel like this is a big step like this makes me a woman
I have no clue what the fuck. I'm doing I feel like this is a big step like this makes me a woman

You've never been on a plane alone like you're not even a woman
You've never been on a plane alone like you're not even a woman

*women everywhere getting triggered*
*women everywhere getting triggered*

So also just to like kind of like fill you in on my life
So also just to like kind of like fill you in on my life

I'm a fucking mess right now my middle finger nail is broken, my hair is like disgusting
I'm a fucking mess right now my middle finger nail is broken, my hair is like disgusting

I literally didn't wash it for four days
I literally didn't wash it for four days

And then I showered this morning for the first time and my hair literally like HURT
And then I showered this morning for the first time and my hair literally like HURT

I put on fake tan like a few nights ago. It's just so splotchy everywhere also
I put on fake tan like a few nights ago. It's just so splotchy everywhere also

What else? oh my god, let me tell you about the rash
What else? oh my god, let me tell you about the rash

I have. yeah, so I have a rash on my face
I have. yeah, so I have a rash on my face

And I don't know where it came from so I've been putting like bunch of different ointments on it
And I don't know where it came from so I've been putting like bunch of different ointments on it

And I wish it was a joke too kind of like around my mouth area, which is fucking disgusting
And I wish it was a joke too kind of like around my mouth area, which is fucking disgusting

So I'm like really sorry that I just said that and that you had to like hear that and like I don't know it just sucks. my skin finally looked good, and then it's like oh well
So I'm like really sorry that I just said that and that you had to like hear that and like I don't know it just sucks. my skin finally looked good, and then it's like oh well

You don't have acne, but now you have a fucking rash GO OFF KWEEN
You don't have acne, but now you have a fucking rash GO OFF KWEEN

Um okay so number one had another coffee and today not doing so great number two honestly
Um okay so number one had another coffee and today not doing so great number two honestly

I'm gonna try my best to vlog before I get through security
I'm gonna try my best to vlog before I get through security

But you best believe I need to have my ass in gear so that I don't like I don't know miss my flight and get
But you best believe I need to have my ass in gear so that I don't like I don't know miss my flight and get

lost and like DIE
lost and like DIE

J-Just got here oooohh yeahhh
J-Just got here oooohh yeahhh

What's up
What's up

Okay, so this is um
Okay, so this is um

Ellie's setup, you know just really professional for you
Ellie's setup, you know just really professional for you

Recap on my traveling alone experience? I really wish it was more dramatic because then this video would be like
Recap on my traveling alone experience? I really wish it was more dramatic because then this video would be like

would like you know match the click because I'm gonna click bait the fuck out of this oh you know you have to oh I will I'm travelling alone went bad I
would like you know match the click because I'm gonna click bait the fuck out of this oh you know you have to oh I will I'm travelling alone went bad I

Missed my flight and I died my plane wing fell off, it crashed, and I died.
Missed my flight and I died my plane wing fell off, it crashed, and I died.

No, it was actually like so chill it was so smooth. I was there early. I got my coffee
No, it was actually like so chill it was so smooth. I was there early. I got my coffee

I got my granola bar. I got my water. I drank that shit
I got my granola bar. I got my water. I drank that shit

I ate that shit. Hannah's flight is delayed so now we're just gonna chill. you know she could be anywhere at this point
I ate that shit. Hannah's flight is delayed so now we're just gonna chill. you know she could be anywhere at this point

Never been on this before I don't know what's going on. We're trying to find. AAACHOOO I don't know how to get back
Never been on this before I don't know what's going on. We're trying to find. AAACHOOO I don't know how to get back

I'm kind of panicked right now. I'm like in control. I forget that I'm driving right now, okay?
I'm kind of panicked right now. I'm like in control. I forget that I'm driving right now, okay?

I don't know what like what is going on. The cars are passing me.
I don't know what like what is going on. The cars are passing me.

I've never been here, but take an exit. Okay wait. I'm a salvage one sec
I've never been here, but take an exit. Okay wait. I'm a salvage one sec

Is there Hawaii vibes goin' on?
Is there Hawaii vibes goin' on?

HAWAII VIBES!! Wassup bitchesss.
HAWAII VIBES!! Wassup bitchesss.

What's up?! Here's whats up. Here's what's up bitches so.
What's up?! Here's whats up. Here's what's up bitches so.

Okay, so we like out here
Okay, so we like out here

Anyway, oh wait what hey I just got a text from Hannah's mom that her flight is delayed like she's not getting it to a four o'clock
Anyway, oh wait what hey I just got a text from Hannah's mom that her flight is delayed like she's not getting it to a four o'clock

That's if she makes it to the connection have you heard from her?
That's if she makes it to the connection have you heard from her?

WHAT THE FREEEAK
WHAT THE FREEEAK

She's on in New York like on a vacation or whatever and she has to come to Arizona. Obviously.
She's on in New York like on a vacation or whatever and she has to come to Arizona. Obviously.

She was supposed to be here at 11:00 a.m.. With me now. She's gonna get here at 4:00
She was supposed to be here at 11:00 a.m.. With me now. She's gonna get here at 4:00

So what do we do we just hang out? That's what I was just wondering.
So what do we do we just hang out? That's what I was just wondering.

It's like really hot. Or do we go get Dutch Bros?
It's like really hot. Or do we go get Dutch Bros?

Okay, do we want to go in there and get the music go to Dutch bros right now wait how much time do we have? And the parking?
Okay, do we want to go in there and get the music go to Dutch bros right now wait how much time do we have? And the parking?

Okay, yeah, that's true should we hang, but then we have to hang out in the things okay?
Okay, yeah, that's true should we hang, but then we have to hang out in the things okay?

I'm down to go back to my house. Just know it's an hour there and back so do we want to do that
I'm down to go back to my house. Just know it's an hour there and back so do we want to do that

I'm hungry!! Okay find some good food around here.
I'm hungry!! Okay find some good food around here.

Oh we have to pay for parking. Oh, it's time, baby. We got the Dutch Bros it looks so pretty
Oh we have to pay for parking. Oh, it's time, baby. We got the Dutch Bros it looks so pretty

I got an iced almond milk latte because they have exactly what I want. How is it dude?
I got an iced almond milk latte because they have exactly what I want. How is it dude?

I kinda like ruined the surprise I realized. Is it good?! It's so good
I kinda like ruined the surprise I realized. Is it good?! It's so good

So this is hella good. is this good? Oh, I'm gonna. Love it. I don't like it
So this is hella good. is this good? Oh, I'm gonna. Love it. I don't like it

Sweet, Oh see. I love this Hannah's calling me. Why dude what Hanna calling?
Sweet, Oh see. I love this Hannah's calling me. Why dude what Hanna calling?

My girl we love you. We'll see you soon anyway, so yeah
My girl we love you. We'll see you soon anyway, so yeah

So basically - bro the sloshy, we have the coffee. How did the coffee? I just don't understand. I'm at a feed although
So basically - bro the sloshy, we have the coffee. How did the coffee? I just don't understand. I'm at a feed although

I'm sure some people don't like coffee. I personally just think it's absolutely awesome
I'm sure some people don't like coffee. I personally just think it's absolutely awesome

Why is this guy standing in the middle of the road no, I'm not gonna lie le people in Arizona are
Why is this guy standing in the middle of the road no, I'm not gonna lie le people in Arizona are

Always car broke down I feel bad now. Oh, no. He's really so stressed out
Always car broke down I feel bad now. Oh, no. He's really so stressed out

Hey way and we got Bey way
Hey way and we got Bey way

Let's eat babies
Let's eat babies

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a

Stupid rash on my face is so fucking ugly like it's so depressing that had to happen to me
Stupid rash on my face is so fucking ugly like it's so depressing that had to happen to me

but Ellie right here is getting some gas a
but Ellie right here is getting some gas a

Coffee is like melted
Coffee is like melted

Probably gasoline, buddy
Probably gasoline, buddy

Like it. I'm like breaking out in like hives. I'm doing so good. I don't know you guys are probably sick of me
Like it. I'm like breaking out in like hives. I'm doing so good. I don't know you guys are probably sick of me

Just being like yeah, we're just waiting on around just waiting around
Just being like yeah, we're just waiting on around just waiting around

fucking
fucking

Really not working. I will happy boot. It's dude. That's not your fault. Yeah
Really not working. I will happy boot. It's dude. That's not your fault. Yeah

Let's go to a different one so with anything. Honestly. Dude. This is totally broken
Let's go to a different one so with anything. Honestly. Dude. This is totally broken

Did you get it to work, buddy?
Did you get it to work, buddy?

No, but like how are you doing now?
No, but like how are you doing now?

I'm just took a nice little fat piss at the gas station, and now we have lollipop
I'm just took a nice little fat piss at the gas station, and now we have lollipop

We'll be eating at water because she doesn't realize and the desert here we get to hydrated fat
We'll be eating at water because she doesn't realize and the desert here we get to hydrated fat

so drink up ladies and gents right here -
so drink up ladies and gents right here -

We got these spikes, but he's scared the chili mango lollipop sounds disgusting mom we're gonna have fun. Oh
We got these spikes, but he's scared the chili mango lollipop sounds disgusting mom we're gonna have fun. Oh

My god, that is so gross. It's kind of good
My god, that is so gross. It's kind of good

You're joking right if all you'll know this Tajin. I tastes exactly like my spiky stuff
You're joking right if all you'll know this Tajin. I tastes exactly like my spiky stuff

It is kind of gross it's definitely kind of gross
It is kind of gross it's definitely kind of gross

Do nice with this actually that is so bad. Oh my god
Do nice with this actually that is so bad. Oh my god

I'm not a picky person that show something I eat anything. I'll try anything once. I will never put that in my mouth again
I'm not a picky person that show something I eat anything. I'll try anything once. I will never put that in my mouth again

Oh, that is so bad. I don't my brain cannot um properly understand. How you're eating out right now
Oh, that is so bad. I don't my brain cannot um properly understand. How you're eating out right now

Yeah, it's like it's like licorice
Yeah, it's like it's like licorice

That is not me no no no no no
That is not me no no no no no

It's like how some people like can't eat licorice food is just so gross and then other people can't get enough Ella Bennett
It's like how some people like can't eat licorice food is just so gross and then other people can't get enough Ella Bennett

I do understand
I do understand

But over you biting into it, how are you a fan of that I'm crunching on it?
But over you biting into it, how are you a fan of that I'm crunching on it?

I want to squirt water on it. It's done descent agree the chili can
I want to squirt water on it. It's done descent agree the chili can

Pop you shouldn't have done that oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
Pop you shouldn't have done that oh my god. Oh my god. Oh

My god, no is ever tasted worse than my play-doh bad my dream. Oh my god AaAaAaAaAa
My god, no is ever tasted worse than my play-doh bad my dream. Oh my god AaAaAaAaAa

It's so bad
It's so bad

Stripping in the world could be
Stripping in the world could be

There
There

When bae doesnt have an aux so you have to listen to the radio. i do its in my shower. oh.
When bae doesnt have an aux so you have to listen to the radio. i do its in my shower. oh.

my god
my god

so That was my lollipop haul
so That was my lollipop haul

Main thing get that money back and spend it on the same thing, so do you like the way that I bought
Main thing get that money back and spend it on the same thing, so do you like the way that I bought

Money
Money

Go away
Go away

Hanna we have been waiting for you for like an hour, so just send everyone some random stuff going to gas stations and
Hanna we have been waiting for you for like an hour, so just send everyone some random stuff going to gas stations and

She it's like 4:00 to supposed to be here by now Hanna. What the fries
She it's like 4:00 to supposed to be here by now Hanna. What the fries

I'm so nervous. Why dude there's no reason to be nervous, but I'm like freaking my shit out is I heard no
I'm so nervous. Why dude there's no reason to be nervous, but I'm like freaking my shit out is I heard no

No way, no. No she would never wear a hat. Dude. Where is she?
No way, no. No she would never wear a hat. Dude. Where is she?

So we've been looking for Ali's car for 30 minutes
So we've been looking for Ali's car for 30 minutes

We've gone on every single floor. There's seven floors. We've gone on all seven three times dude. She's like naked now
We've gone on every single floor. There's seven floors. We've gone on all seven three times dude. She's like naked now

We're like sweating. I look like a piece of shit
We're like sweating. I look like a piece of shit

We
We

destroy elevator ride was
destroy elevator ride was

Elevator eyes are always short. I think we want to go up to seven dude. This is no. We've been looking okay
Elevator eyes are always short. I think we want to go up to seven dude. This is no. We've been looking okay

I kid you not thirty minute dude when we find it what we find it
I kid you not thirty minute dude when we find it what we find it

It's gonna feel so good, and it feels so good, and then we're gonna go get something
It's gonna feel so good, and it feels so good, and then we're gonna go get something

So I feel so bad
So I feel so bad

For her okay, so it's not this
For her okay, so it's not this

And you were on that in
And you were on that in

How we doing
How we doing

Should we hear the fucking she even looking for an hour now. It's been a fucking hour. I'm not kidding
Should we hear the fucking she even looking for an hour now. It's been a fucking hour. I'm not kidding

It's over there my god. We hear the horn, but we don't know where it's coming from
It's over there my god. We hear the horn, but we don't know where it's coming from

They said I hear it. It's done wait
They said I hear it. It's done wait

It's right over here, it's over here freak over here. It's right here. Oh my god
It's right over here, it's over here freak over here. It's right here. Oh my god

Our car got lost we couldn't find it for an hour in the big parking garage
Our car got lost we couldn't find it for an hour in the big parking garage

No clickbait, so basically what side ladies and gents
No clickbait, so basically what side ladies and gents

Been a long-ass day all right buddies over here responding to texts Hannah's being a spaz
Been a long-ass day all right buddies over here responding to texts Hannah's being a spaz

Dutch roses have drive-through coffee like how jammy is what fucking weird looking?
Dutch roses have drive-through coffee like how jammy is what fucking weird looking?

I know without
I know without

Behind the scenes of a boomerang right here guys ladies again
Behind the scenes of a boomerang right here guys ladies again

So bad really crusty
So bad really crusty

It was here I was so crusty, I'm like down three do it
It was here I was so crusty, I'm like down three do it

I'm struggling time to see what we get home. We got our drinks
I'm struggling time to see what we get home. We got our drinks

I have a rash on my face, and that's all it is oh
I have a rash on my face, and that's all it is oh

my god
my god

So rare to see for the chances, dude, dude, dude. They're so gross
So rare to see for the chances, dude, dude, dude. They're so gross

You never see that
You never see that

You don't I never see those it's not even season for them as yo D. Season today. I
You don't I never see those it's not even season for them as yo D. Season today. I

Don't come to Walmart, so I'm like a little bit nervous, but I'm like so excited
Don't come to Walmart, so I'm like a little bit nervous, but I'm like so excited

I think people I do people like die in here
I think people I do people like die in here

I have no glue - and we're gonna be hey how sex playing I'm in this Walmart having these bids and the last sound be
I have no glue - and we're gonna be hey how sex playing I'm in this Walmart having these bids and the last sound be

she say
she say

Sorry she gotta give me a second
Sorry she gotta give me a second

How'd I do okay well, you don't need to know about that
How'd I do okay well, you don't need to know about that

I will censor it
I will censor it

Chella fit what do you think?
Chella fit what do you think?

I mean, I think this pause weren't you
I mean, I think this pause weren't you

You
You