Ok, now I can start.
Ok, now I can start.

Good morning everyone. How are you? Happy Monday.
Good morning everyone. How are you? Happy Monday.

Well it's not Monday when you're watching this, it is Thursday but
Well it's not Monday when you're watching this, it is Thursday but

*coughs* it's Monday for me so suck it. Starting out the vlog today by
*coughs* it's Monday for me so suck it. Starting out the vlog today by

going to Philz Coffee to edit, is anyone surprised?
going to Philz Coffee to edit, is anyone surprised?

no, is anyone shocked? no, i'm excited...
no, is anyone shocked? no, i'm excited...

because I love Philz. I just f*cking love it there
because I love Philz. I just f*cking love it there

Because I go there literally 5 times a week minimum
Because I go there literally 5 times a week minimum

and I feel at home there, the staff knows me they don't have my order
and I feel at home there, the staff knows me they don't have my order

actually they- fuck it yah they do.
actually they- fuck it yah they do.

They know my order, or at least some of them do. Which is kinda funny.
They know my order, or at least some of them do. Which is kinda funny.

Oh shit there's a bus. If I get hit by this bus it boutta be lit
Oh shit there's a bus. If I get hit by this bus it boutta be lit

OOOU! WE SAVAGE--WE SAVAGE OUT HERE BOI!!!!
OOOU! WE SAVAGE--WE SAVAGE OUT HERE BOI!!!!

So let's talk about some stuff while I'm driving to Philz.
So let's talk about some stuff while I'm driving to Philz.

Number 1: I've been getting a lot of comments about Vlogmas.
Number 1: I've been getting a lot of comments about Vlogmas.

Why I'm not doing it? Am I doing it??
Why I'm not doing it? Am I doing it??

So, I deeply, deeply, considered doing Vlogmas.
So, I deeply, deeply, considered doing Vlogmas.

But, here's the thing about Vlogmas, ok?
But, here's the thing about Vlogmas, ok?

Daily vlogging, is NOT healthy.
Daily vlogging, is NOT healthy.

You can literally ask anybody who's ever daily vlogged for a length of time.
You can literally ask anybody who's ever daily vlogged for a length of time.

You start to feel like everything you're doing is just for the camera.
You start to feel like everything you're doing is just for the camera.

And I, used to make daily videos.
And I, used to make daily videos.

When I first started my channel, for the first like, month.
When I first started my channel, for the first like, month.

I made videos every single day. I posted every single day.
I made videos every single day. I posted every single day.

I would wake up in the morning, I'd film for a little bit, and then I'd spend the rest of the day editing
I would wake up in the morning, I'd film for a little bit, and then I'd spend the rest of the day editing

I enjoy when other people do Vlogmas.
I enjoy when other people do Vlogmas.

I just didn't wanna agree to it,
I just didn't wanna agree to it,

and then not be able to do it to the best of my ability.
and then not be able to do it to the best of my ability.

That's my opinion on Vlogmas.
That's my opinion on Vlogmas.

let me just give you a lil quick OOTD
let me just give you a lil quick OOTD

so my top is thrifted, necklaces, top one is
so my top is thrifted, necklaces, top one is

*man's voice* oh ho ho ho no no no oh ho ho oh *moaning followed by screech*
*man's voice* oh ho ho ho no no no oh ho ho oh *moaning followed by screech*

is from stargaze, the bottom one is from forever 21
is from stargaze, the bottom one is from forever 21

jeans are from the brand UNIF, they have great jeans, shoes are blue vans
jeans are from the brand UNIF, they have great jeans, shoes are blue vans

also ive been getting a lot of questions about where my phone case is from
also ive been getting a lot of questions about where my phone case is from

my phone case
my phone case

is from wildflower cases, I'll li-liink them down *stutters*
is from wildflower cases, I'll li-liink them down *stutters*

I'll link them down below, they have the best cases in the game
I'll link them down below, they have the best cases in the game

and I stand by that belief and they have a nice bumper on them
and I stand by that belief and they have a nice bumper on them

so if you drop your phone, it probably won't crack, maybe it will, i dunno
so if you drop your phone, it probably won't crack, maybe it will, i dunno

also if you wanna know a little layout of what else we're gonna be doing today you know me and you on our little date today
also if you wanna know a little layout of what else we're gonna be doing today you know me and you on our little date today

I'm going to be going to the mall becausssssee
I'm going to be going to the mall becausssssee

I want to get some new shoes
I want to get some new shoes

Like, I wanna get some funky shoes
Like, I wanna get some funky shoes

I don't really know exactly what I want
I don't really know exactly what I want

I'm thinking I might get Doc Martens
I'm thinking I might get Doc Martens

Cause I wanted Doc Martens for a while now
Cause I wanted Doc Martens for a while now

I might get
I might get

Maybe like a new pair of high top Converse
Maybe like a new pair of high top Converse

I don't really know
I don't really know

Also gonna pick up some Christmas presents
Also gonna pick up some Christmas presents

for a few peeps...
for a few peeps...

Ew.
Ew.

Go ahead
Go ahead

*distorted voice* I'm actually so weak right now
*distorted voice* I'm actually so weak right now

This bitch
This bitch

OKAY
OKAY

*voice returns to normal* She's like crossing the street
*voice returns to normal* She's like crossing the street

When like
When like

She has like the-
She has like the-

hand that says don't walk
hand that says don't walk

I wasn't even close to her
I wasn't even close to her

But like, I was gonna go
But like, I was gonna go

Because I had the green light
Because I had the green light

And she had the like, red hand that said don't go
And she had the like, red hand that said don't go

She decided to walk on that anyways
She decided to walk on that anyways

and then she gets mad at me
and then she gets mad at me

When I, like have to like stop at the middle of the intersection
When I, like have to like stop at the middle of the intersection

to like to make sure that this bitch can go
to like to make sure that this bitch can go

it's like
it's like

OKAY
OKAY

I understand that pedestrians have the right o way
I understand that pedestrians have the right o way

but like
but like

we have to, we're one big team here
we have to, we're one big team here

it's fine
it's fine

FOUND A SPOT BITCH
FOUND A SPOT BITCH

okay, lets go get some work done! lets go grind it out in Philz!
okay, lets go get some work done! lets go grind it out in Philz!

LETS GO GRIND
LETS GO GRIND

YAASSSS
YAASSSS

*burps* mkay
*burps* mkay

Okay so, I finished at Philz, now we can go have fun
Okay so, I finished at Philz, now we can go have fun

What the f- ah *sneezes*
What the f- ah *sneezes*

As I said earlier, we're going to the mall right now
As I said earlier, we're going to the mall right now

Okay, I used to be a really big UGG boot girl
Okay, I used to be a really big UGG boot girl

Like I loved UGG boots
Like I loved UGG boots

And like, every single Christmas I would get new UGG boots
And like, every single Christmas I would get new UGG boots

Like that was my thing
Like that was my thing

I'm no longer an UGG girl anymore for many reasons
I'm no longer an UGG girl anymore for many reasons

I don't really like how they look and also, ethically they're not the best
I don't really like how they look and also, ethically they're not the best

So I don't buy from UGG anymore
So I don't buy from UGG anymore

BUT
BUT

I still need a like, fun, winter shoe
I still need a like, fun, winter shoe

I did want these converse
I did want these converse

They're like 120 bucks
They're like 120 bucks

and so like... f*ck that, ummm..
and so like... f*ck that, ummm..

Normal converse are like 60 bucks
Normal converse are like 60 bucks

So I'm just gonna stick to that
So I'm just gonna stick to that

If I wanted that I could just paint on the red heart onto the side
If I wanted that I could just paint on the red heart onto the side

I could go on all day 'bout that sh*t
I could go on all day 'bout that sh*t

But I did want them
But I did want them

So like don't get me wrong, they are super f*cking cute
So like don't get me wrong, they are super f*cking cute

Also, I'm really hungry
Also, I'm really hungry

Oh my god, I'm so hungry
Oh my god, I'm so hungry

I dunno what I should eat
I dunno what I should eat

Maybe I'll make some pasta
Maybe I'll make some pasta

Maybe a smoothie
Maybe a smoothie

I kinda want pasta
I kinda want pasta

NO
NO

Because then I have to do my dishes
Because then I have to do my dishes

You have to wash
You have to wash

The whole pan
The whole pan

POT
POT

Sorry, pot
Sorry, pot

You have to wash, the bowl
You have to wash, the bowl

The fork
The fork

I don't even mind doing dishes, like, it's totally fine with me
I don't even mind doing dishes, like, it's totally fine with me

But I just don't like washing pots and pans
But I just don't like washing pots and pans

And I think that's how most people are
And I think that's how most people are

But like, when I wash pots and pans I splash water all over myself
But like, when I wash pots and pans I splash water all over myself

Once I finish washing a pot or a pan
Once I finish washing a pot or a pan

My entire front side is just soaking wet
My entire front side is just soaking wet

It's kind of a similar thing to when you step into water when you're wearing socks
It's kind of a similar thing to when you step into water when you're wearing socks

You know how that feels
You know how that feels

It's not f*cking fun
It's not f*cking fun

It's no different when you're doing the dishes
It's no different when you're doing the dishes

and then you get water all over your shirt
and then you get water all over your shirt

That might even actually be worse
That might even actually be worse

than stepping in water while wearing socks
than stepping in water while wearing socks

When you step in water while wearing socks
When you step in water while wearing socks

it usually dries pretty quickly
it usually dries pretty quickly

If you get a sh*t ton of water
If you get a sh*t ton of water

all over your shirt while you're doing the dishes
all over your shirt while you're doing the dishes

you HAVE to change
you HAVE to change

it does not dry
it does not dry

it takes HOURS
it takes HOURS

That's why I don't like making pasta
That's why I don't like making pasta

Because there's a guarantee, 100 percent guarantee
Because there's a guarantee, 100 percent guarantee

That my front of my shirt will get wet from washing the pot
That my front of my shirt will get wet from washing the pot

and like, I don't like that
and like, I don't like that

and I don't wanna take that risk
and I don't wanna take that risk

So, I dunno
So, I dunno

maybe I won't make that, maybe I'll make a bagel
maybe I won't make that, maybe I'll make a bagel

but you know what,
but you know what,

I shouldn't make a bagel
I shouldn't make a bagel

because I'm running out of bagels
because I'm running out of bagels

I literally have one bagel left
I literally have one bagel left

I make that bagel today
I make that bagel today

and I'm not gonna have a bagel for the rest of the week
and I'm not gonna have a bagel for the rest of the week

unless I wanna go to the grocery store
unless I wanna go to the grocery store

and get bagels specifically
and get bagels specifically

so should I eat my last bagel today?
so should I eat my last bagel today?

I dunno
I dunno

I dunno if I should because there is one left
I dunno if I should because there is one left

Yeah, I don't think I should eat a bagel
Yeah, I don't think I should eat a bagel

I don't think I should
I don't think I should

because
because

yeah, I can't
yeah, I can't

What if, later in the week
What if, later in the week

I'm craving a bagel
I'm craving a bagel

more than anything
more than anything

and I can't even eat one
and I can't even eat one

because I ate my last one today
because I ate my last one today

I will hate myself
I will hate myself

should I go get food from somewhere?
should I go get food from somewhere?

I like this restaurant
I like this restaurant

well it's not really a restaurant
well it's not really a restaurant

it's kind of a restaurant
it's kind of a restaurant

called Sweetgreen
called Sweetgreen

They basically do, like customized salads
They basically do, like customized salads

I LOVE Sweetgreen okay?
I LOVE Sweetgreen okay?

I used to go there, at least twice a week probably
I used to go there, at least twice a week probably

and get a salad
and get a salad

because their salads are really good
because their salads are really good

about two weeks ago
about two weeks ago

I went to Sweetgreen
I went to Sweetgreen

and
and

I had an experience
I had an experience

that made me hate it
that made me hate it

and I haven't gotten it since
and I haven't gotten it since

you are allowed to choose like, any kind of green that you want
you are allowed to choose like, any kind of green that you want

lettuce, like, whatever
lettuce, like, whatever

So I chose kale
So I chose kale

then I get all of my toppings, whatever
then I get all of my toppings, whatever

and then she mixes up the salad and
and then she mixes up the salad and

it all looks good, whatever
it all looks good, whatever

It looks pretty normal
It looks pretty normal

I wasn't really paying attention to anything, like
I wasn't really paying attention to anything, like

I wasn't even looking at what her hands were doing
I wasn't even looking at what her hands were doing

I was like do you know what I'm putting my trust in your hands
I was like do you know what I'm putting my trust in your hands

To make a long f*cking story short I put a whole bag of jelly beans-
To make a long f*cking story short I put a whole bag of jelly beans-

sorry. uh-
sorry. uh-

to make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag o jelly beans up my ass
to make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag o jelly beans up my ass

To make a long f*cking story short
To make a long f*cking story short

I get my salad, I sit it in front of me
I get my salad, I sit it in front of me

and i start eating it
and i start eating it

and i come to realize
and i come to realize

that my salad rather than being kale greens
that my salad rather than being kale greens

it was like a bunch of kale stumps
it was like a bunch of kale stumps

emma be a fucking smart bitch
emma be a fucking smart bitch

plan for THE FUTURE >:(
plan for THE FUTURE >:(

AND DONT EAT THE GODDAMN BAGEL
AND DONT EAT THE GODDAMN BAGEL

BECAUSE YOUR GOING TO REGRET IT LATER
BECAUSE YOUR GOING TO REGRET IT LATER

AND DO U KNOW WHAT, I KNOW THAT OKAY I'M NOT EATING THE BAGEL
AND DO U KNOW WHAT, I KNOW THAT OKAY I'M NOT EATING THE BAGEL

I'M NOT GOING TO EAT IT, IDK WHAT IM GONNA EAT BUT IM NOT GONNA EAT THE BAGEL, AND THATS WHAT WEVE COME TO CONCLUSions
I'M NOT GOING TO EAT IT, IDK WHAT IM GONNA EAT BUT IM NOT GONNA EAT THE BAGEL, AND THATS WHAT WEVE COME TO CONCLUSions

i think imma make pasta, fuck it im just gonna make pasta
i think imma make pasta, fuck it im just gonna make pasta

because do you know what....
because do you know what....

yeah im gonna make pasta
yeah im gonna make pasta

because, i don't even care like I'll WASH the pan myself, i'll wash the pots myself
because, i don't even care like I'll WASH the pan myself, i'll wash the pots myself

then it'll probably take 2 minutes out of my day
then it'll probably take 2 minutes out of my day

what will i get out of it? a nice bowl of pasta
what will i get out of it? a nice bowl of pasta

my pasta is made out of garbanzo beans
my pasta is made out of garbanzo beans

yeah, ya heard that right, ya heard that straight >:(
yeah, ya heard that right, ya heard that straight >:(

it looks normal? IT TASTES NORMAL :O ya wanna check that out, this is the brand, not spons
it looks normal? IT TASTES NORMAL :O ya wanna check that out, this is the brand, not spons

i know i've talked about the sponser before, and i probobly know that your sick of hearing about it
i know i've talked about the sponser before, and i probobly know that your sick of hearing about it

but i really fucking like it and guess what im gonna go home and make some of it
but i really fucking like it and guess what im gonna go home and make some of it

the dog martins and....
the dog martins and....

Dog martins but like there 140 bucks
Dog martins but like there 140 bucks

and like I don't how much i would even wear them? I feel like
and like I don't how much i would even wear them? I feel like

I would be wearing vans everyday anyways so
I would be wearing vans everyday anyways so

that got shut down. Also it wasn't very comfortable
that got shut down. Also it wasn't very comfortable

which was really upsetting I though they were going to be super cumfy
which was really upsetting I though they were going to be super cumfy

and they just simply were not and they were fuckin huge and heavy
and they just simply were not and they were fuckin huge and heavy

Then I just look around to get christmas gifts for anyone else and like
Then I just look around to get christmas gifts for anyone else and like

nothing that I had in mind was
nothing that I had in mind was

in the store.
in the store.

and I'm not going to go in details because.. those are secret things *turns*
and I'm not going to go in details because.. those are secret things *turns*

now but hey you know at least I tried
now but hey you know at least I tried

I think i'm also like super hungry which is making me impatient also!
I think i'm also like super hungry which is making me impatient also!

here is a little
here is a little

~Holiday Hack~ during the holidays go into
~Holiday Hack~ during the holidays go into

go into william sonoma the store if you have one near were you live
go into william sonoma the store if you have one near were you live

They always have some nice warm apple cider
They always have some nice warm apple cider

you could just go in there get some apple cider and then OW omg i just scratch myself in the ear
you could just go in there get some apple cider and then OW omg i just scratch myself in the ear

shopping little cup with nice warm tasty apple cider and its kinda nice
shopping little cup with nice warm tasty apple cider and its kinda nice

i don't really like apple cider but its the thought that counts
i don't really like apple cider but its the thought that counts

*moan*
*moan*

did you hurt your self? A little bit:)))))
did you hurt your self? A little bit:)))))

*pours water
*pours water

lets pick out what type of past we want
lets pick out what type of past we want

lets take a little look at what a rotini looks like for all your uncultured swines
lets take a little look at what a rotini looks like for all your uncultured swines

at home
at home

heres a rotini
heres a rotini

is penah might have to do the penay
is penah might have to do the penay

we have shells TEMPTING HMMM
we have shells TEMPTING HMMM

*sigh*
*sigh*

Thing im gonna do the panay
Thing im gonna do the panay

do we have an open pizza sauce?;000
do we have an open pizza sauce?;000

YA pizza sauce...
YA pizza sauce...

I ate it i talked about it before
I ate it i talked about it before

its the best tomato sauce
its the best tomato sauce

so good like your fuckin grandma home made shit
so good like your fuckin grandma home made shit

fuck that this is better i'm sorry i didn't mean to offend anyone
fuck that this is better i'm sorry i didn't mean to offend anyone

anyway
anyway

while we are waiting for my paste to cook
while we are waiting for my paste to cook

lets make a nice coffe should I make decaf?
lets make a nice coffe should I make decaf?

of course I shouldn't. Also look at my new addition
of course I shouldn't. Also look at my new addition

to my expresso
to my expresso

you know you got the expresso right here
you know you got the expresso right here

ew you whats so--
ew you whats so--

*BOOM*
*BOOM*

Dont ever do that. nothings ever looked more stupid
Dont ever do that. nothings ever looked more stupid

Dont ever do that. nothings ever looked more stupid
Dont ever do that. nothings ever looked more stupid

*WOW*
*WOW*

Ow ooh last time i tried to make pasta it over flowed
Ow ooh last time i tried to make pasta it over flowed

A lot and i'm just hoping it doesn't happen again
A lot and i'm just hoping it doesn't happen again

you know i'm not a perfect cook but i'm not that bad i'm not half bad
you know i'm not a perfect cook but i'm not that bad i'm not half bad

*smile*
*smile*

i'm so exited
i'm so exited

OMG that's so much past
OMG that's so much past

i'm so exited to eat my food I'M SO EXITED
i'm so exited to eat my food I'M SO EXITED

i'm just hungry
i'm just hungry