okay so today we're gonna be playing can
okay so today we're gonna be playing can

you survive an RPG game Hey well
you survive an RPG game Hey well

basically I mean we all play games but
basically I mean we all play games but

what if we were actually in them what if
what if we were actually in them what if

we're playing I don't know maplestory
we're playing I don't know maplestory

and then all of a sudden boom
and then all of a sudden boom

where the characters within maplestory
where the characters within maplestory

or boom where characters in World of
or boom where characters in World of

Warcraft do you think guys can survive
Warcraft do you think guys can survive

it no the question isn't if I can
it no the question isn't if I can

survive it question is can everyone else
survive it question is can everyone else

survive me I'm gonna kill you all you
survive me I'm gonna kill you all you

guys get out of my way host ah no wait I
guys get out of my way host ah no wait I

think it's it's accurately so easy to
think it's it's accurately so easy to

survive just don't go out into the
survive just don't go out into the

freakin wild doesn't become an amazing
freakin wild doesn't become an amazing

awful what if PvP was allowed and people
awful what if PvP was allowed and people

level up and come back to you and start
level up and come back to you and start

like just stabbing you for fun okay you
like just stabbing you for fun okay you

know what let me let me set the scene
know what let me let me set the scene

one day you wake up everything's
one day you wake up everything's

cartoony you're not worrying anything
cartoony you're not worrying anything

for some reason and then your mom who
for some reason and then your mom who

for some reason white comes into your
for some reason white comes into your

room and says hey protagonist wake up
room and says hey protagonist wake up

you need to go hunt me some slimes wait
you need to go hunt me some slimes wait

wait what are slime yeah so you being a
wait what are slime yeah so you being a

good protagonist son get dressed up pick
good protagonist son get dressed up pick

up your sword your arrows and your
up your sword your arrows and your

magical wand
magical wand

whichever you guys prefer and you go out
whichever you guys prefer and you go out

to hunt some slimes you see a slime what
to hunt some slimes you see a slime what

do you do what I don't know if I saw a
do you do what I don't know if I saw a

sentient slime just that much ground
sentient slime just that much ground

just just a rake like a slime monster
just just a rake like a slime monster

basically classify what special
basically classify what special

abilities do you we need to set out like
abilities do you we need to set out like

set a job or something we should do that
set a job or something we should do that

first
first

ooh I like dead things so I'll be a
ooh I like dead things so I'll be a

necromancer let's do this oh I used to
necromancer let's do this oh I used to

be please support some I'm a healer I
be please support some I'm a healer I

useless garbage what who's gonna heal
useless garbage what who's gonna heal

you when you are armless a little icky
you when you are armless a little icky

Daniel I'm the under of the storyteller
Daniel I'm the under of the storyteller

but you know what y'all play along I
but you know what y'all play along I

want to be a warrior I mean technically
want to be a warrior I mean technically

we are just beginning so we haven't
we are just beginning so we haven't

really picked our classes yet so both of
really picked our classes yet so both of

you guys have a sword because none of
you guys have a sword because none of

you guys really have to take the
you guys really have to take the

yet Stevens and necromancer wanna be
yet Stevens and necromancer wanna be

hoses a healer wanna be and Alma warrior
hoses a healer wanna be and Alma warrior

wanna be but technically we're all bunch
wanna be but technically we're all bunch

of noobs so you guys see a slime what do
of noobs so you guys see a slime what do

you do I don't know I want to see what
you do I don't know I want to see what

it tastes like
it tastes like

I always wanted to know what a slime
I always wanted to know what a slime

would taste like do you think I'd be
would taste like do you think I'd be

like jello cuz they're usually green
like jello cuz they're usually green

right and jello is lime green sometimes
right and jello is lime green sometimes

isn't slime like an acidic monster where
isn't slime like an acidic monster where

it consumes like a rat and that it's
it consumes like a rat and that it's

soda dissolves rats body in inside it so
soda dissolves rats body in inside it so

if you were to taste it well your mom
if you were to taste it well your mom

wanted you want No I'm gonna have my own
wanted you want No I'm gonna have my own

adventure I'm gonna go into town and
adventure I'm gonna go into town and

talk to an npc screw the slime okay what
talk to an npc screw the slime okay what

about you no so you're on your own
about you no so you're on your own

Steven Lim she's like oh look an NPC
Steven Lim she's like oh look an NPC

screw what my mom wants she's not even
screw what my mom wants she's not even

my real mom
my real mom

yeah she's white exactly okay well I I
yeah she's white exactly okay well I I

thought slimes are very resistant to
thought slimes are very resistant to

slicing weapons use fire fire okay I'm
slicing weapons use fire fire okay I'm

gonna roll for you what we're literally
gonna roll for you what we're literally

playing Dungeons and Dragons out yes
playing Dungeons and Dragons out yes

basically so you guys can say something
basically so you guys can say something

either it'll work or it won't you roll
either it'll work or it won't you roll

the one so you use fire but then turns
the one so you use fire but then turns

out this slimes immune to fire it dodges
out this slimes immune to fire it dodges

really easily the slime attacks you you
really easily the slime attacks you you

get damaged a little bit you fall back
get damaged a little bit you fall back

trying to recover and then you stand up
trying to recover and then you stand up

what do you do okay let's hit it
what do you do okay let's hit it

whatever we're this going okay well I
whatever we're this going okay well I

know where Stevens going and that's into
know where Stevens going and that's into

town are there any NPCs here I roll
town are there any NPCs here I roll

through that question
through that question

you gotta learn Wow Wow all the NPC's
you gotta learn Wow Wow all the NPC's

are gone for some reason whenever you
are gone for some reason whenever you

try to get close to an NPC they just run
try to get close to an NPC they just run

away they're running away knowing that
away they're running away knowing that

you you want to be a necromancer and one
you you want to be a necromancer and one

day you'll try to revive them or
day you'll try to revive them or

something yeah I mean like how else am I
something yeah I mean like how else am I

supposed to get an army I can't use
supposed to get an army I can't use

monsters right now they're too strong I
monsters right now they're too strong I

have to kill like human things
have to kill like human things

that uh so there's no npcs in town
that uh so there's no npcs in town

Stephen looks at the ground
Stephen looks at the ground

dejected right well while Stephens in
dejected right well while Stephens in

the town being all lonely host is still
the town being all lonely host is still

having a super epic battle against a
having a super epic battle against a

slime Daniel are you gonna do that I
slime Daniel are you gonna do that I

need help okay
need help okay

then an amazing man named Daniel comes
then an amazing man named Daniel comes

out of nowhere with the longsword on his
out of nowhere with the longsword on his

one hand and a shield on his other and
one hand and a shield on his other and

he yells justice as he runs up to the
he yells justice as he runs up to the

slime any attacks and I'll roll get the
slime any attacks and I'll roll get the

four critical attack these dice up I'm
four critical attack these dice up I'm

rolling and I'm getting high I will
rolling and I'm getting high I will

squeeze up all of his I attack the slime
squeeze up all of his I attack the slime

gets hit the slimes cut into half he
gets hit the slimes cut into half he

can't recover and it just dies stop
can't recover and it just dies stop

sucking your own dick
sucking your own dick

okay well then I'm gonna take the slime
okay well then I'm gonna take the slime

because I need to give it to my own mom
because I need to give it to my own mom

and I'm gonna run away cuz I don't want
and I'm gonna run away cuz I don't want

to deal with host sharing it with Olson
to deal with host sharing it with Olson

what wait okay so I find host again
what wait okay so I find host again

right you know what's gonna happen right
right you know what's gonna happen right

Daniels just gonna betray us we we got
Daniels just gonna betray us we we got

betray him first oh so wait what do you
betray him first oh so wait what do you

suggest me to go and steal these planks
suggest me to go and steal these planks

no I suggest we change your classes to
no I suggest we change your classes to

like some sort of assassin kill him and
like some sort of assassin kill him and

then switch back to necromancer have a
then switch back to necromancer have a

better idea Xhosa so let's do it
better idea Xhosa so let's do it

can you do that I'll go do regardless
can you do that I'll go do regardless

Steven sneaks up on Daniel you got six
Steven sneaks up on Daniel you got six

successfully snaps Daniel in the back
successfully snaps Daniel in the back

fifteen Daniels dead revived annulus is
fifteen Daniels dead revived annulus is

Oh minion no there you go
Oh minion no there you go

now the story's going tohow I want you I
now the story's going tohow I want you I

have the narrator all myself
have the narrator all myself

so Steven what's our next course of
so Steven what's our next course of

action
action

oh we need to give this time to your mom
oh we need to give this time to your mom

Daniel Daniels mom is complete shock
Daniel Daniels mom is complete shock

doesn't know what to do
doesn't know what to do

Daniel's mom turns into a mob boss now
Daniel's mom turns into a mob boss now

you got your site Angeles mom what do
you got your site Angeles mom what do

you do because it's a box we have to run
you do because it's a box we have to run

so I use Daniels and Mikoto
so I use Daniels and Mikoto

so we roll don't you get it - you failed
so we roll don't you get it - you failed

Daniel runs up to his mom hugging his
Daniel runs up to his mom hugging his

mom and butts full embrace they're in
mom and butts full embrace they're in

love once again and they're turning back
love once again and they're turning back

to you to attack you even convinient is
to you to attack you even convinient is

betrayed you do I have an exploding
betrayed you do I have an exploding

minion spell for this you get a 1
minion spell for this you get a 1

critical fail Daniel explodes but an
critical fail Daniel explodes but an

explosion he attacks Stephen as well
explosion he attacks Stephen as well

Stephen gets critically damaged and I'm
Stephen gets critically damaged and I'm

gonna heal him I roll for that 500 you
gonna heal him I roll for that 500 you

heal Stephen successfully I'm so good at
heal Stephen successfully I'm so good at

this so wait so then how do we beat this
this so wait so then how do we beat this

boss we don't even know how in tax ocean
boss we don't even know how in tax ocean

she'd run away run away you're fine I'll
she'd run away run away you're fine I'll

roll for you run away you get a 1 you
roll for you run away you get a 1 you

guys fix both of you up and eats both of
guys fix both of you up and eats both of

you
you

game is over start over it's the best
game is over start over it's the best

game I've ever played
game I've ever played

let's do second round you wake up and
let's do second round you wake up and

your mom was black this time comes up to
your mom was black this time comes up to

you and tells you to go hunt some boars
you and tells you to go hunt some boars

board ok this time so you grab your
board ok this time so you grab your

sword and you're ready to go you party
sword and you're ready to go you party

up with your friends Daniel Xhosa and
up with your friends Daniel Xhosa and

Stephen and you go on your adventure
Stephen and you go on your adventure

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