Okay, what's with you?
Okay, what's with you?

Feeny asked 20 questions, and you only answered 12.
Feeny asked 20 questions, and you only answered 12.

This fell out of Cory's bag at the ski lodge.
This fell out of Cory's bag at the ski lodge.

I think it might be from Lauren.
I think it might be from Lauren.

"Talk-all-night" Lauren?
"Talk-all-night" Lauren?

That girl should have a radio show.
That girl should have a radio show.

What more could she have to say?
What more could she have to say?

I don't know. I haven't read it.
I don't know. I haven't read it.

Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.

Hey, you did a good job of sealing it back up.
Hey, you did a good job of sealing it back up.

No. Really, I didn't read it.
No. Really, I didn't read it.

It wouldn't be right.
It wouldn't be right.

Hello! And stealing your boyfriend is?
Hello! And stealing your boyfriend is?

All they did was talk.
All they did was talk.

Ooh, there's a new saint in town,
Ooh, there's a new saint in town,

Saint Topanga of the deep. Deep denial.
Saint Topanga of the deep. Deep denial.

Okay. You say "denial," I say "trust."
Okay. You say "denial," I say "trust."

Whoops! Look at that. It opened.
Whoops! Look at that. It opened.

No! No! I don't want anything
No! No! I don't want anything

to change my relationship with Cory.
to change my relationship with Cory.

I don't want to read that letter. I want to burn it.
I don't want to read that letter. I want to burn it.

Ooh! Actually, you don't have to burn it.
Ooh! Actually, you don't have to burn it.

This thing's already smoking.
This thing's already smoking.

Give me that.
Give me that.

I don't think you should see this.
I don't think you should see this.

No. Please. Give it to me. No!
No. Please. Give it to me. No!

I'm trying to protect you, you short, little white girl.
I'm trying to protect you, you short, little white girl.

You're right. I don't want to read that letter.
You're right. I don't want to read that letter.

Oh, no.
Oh, no.

I get so depressed around Valentine's Day.
I get so depressed around Valentine's Day.

What's depressing about Valentine's Day, Shawn,
What's depressing about Valentine's Day, Shawn,

especially when you have a girlfriend to spend it with?
especially when you have a girlfriend to spend it with?

First of all, I have to remember it.
First of all, I have to remember it.

It's not like Christmas,
It's not like Christmas,

when you have all month to think about it.
when you have all month to think about it.

I'm still cleaning up after Groundhog Day,
I'm still cleaning up after Groundhog Day,

and I turn around,
and I turn around,

and the mailman gives me a valentine.
and the mailman gives me a valentine.

From who? From the mailman.
From who? From the mailman.

And of course, I didn't get him anything,
And of course, I didn't get him anything,

and I can't really tell him it's in the mail.
and I can't really tell him it's in the mail.

Okay, Shawn, forget the mailman.
Okay, Shawn, forget the mailman.

But what about your girlfriend?
But what about your girlfriend?

This is the first Valentine's Day
This is the first Valentine's Day

that's ever meant anything to me,
that's ever meant anything to me,

and I'm just afraid I'm gonna screw it up.
and I'm just afraid I'm gonna screw it up.

Well, you know what? I'm gonna help you. Okay?
Well, you know what? I'm gonna help you. Okay?

I am a Valentine's Day veteran, Shawn. I march in the parade.
I am a Valentine's Day veteran, Shawn. I march in the parade.

What do you and Topanga have planned,
What do you and Topanga have planned,

the usual perfect romantic evening?
the usual perfect romantic evening?

Mmm-hmm. We have a dinner at Chubbie's.
Mmm-hmm. We have a dinner at Chubbie's.

See, every Valentine's Day, Topanga and I try and recreate our first date
See, every Valentine's Day, Topanga and I try and recreate our first date

so we remember how much we love each other
so we remember how much we love each other

and that nothing can get in the way of that.
and that nothing can get in the way of that.

Sort of like renewing your vows.
Sort of like renewing your vows.

Which is especially important to do in your teen years.
Which is especially important to do in your teen years.

See, Shawn, if you want a perfect relationship,
See, Shawn, if you want a perfect relationship,

just do what Topanga and I do. You...
just do what Topanga and I do. You...

I want to talk to you!
I want to talk to you!

All right!
All right!

I want to talk to you!
I want to talk to you!

When were you planning on telling me about Lauren's letter?
When were you planning on telling me about Lauren's letter?

Uh...
Uh...

Now. I was gonna tell you about it now.
Now. I was gonna tell you about it now.

Cory, I have never once had to wonder
Cory, I have never once had to wonder

if you were telling me the truth.
if you were telling me the truth.

You kissed her, and you lied to me about it.
You kissed her, and you lied to me about it.

I don't know if I trust you now.
I don't know if I trust you now.

I don't know how we're gonna work that out, Cory.
I don't know how we're gonna work that out, Cory.

Oh, no.
Oh, no.

Cory and Topanga are history?
Cory and Topanga are history?

I told you that wasn't gonna work out.
I told you that wasn't gonna work out.

You said that 12 years ago.
You said that 12 years ago.

Hey, Angela.
Hey, Angela.

Why did Cory lie to Topanga about the kiss and the letter?
Why did Cory lie to Topanga about the kiss and the letter?

How do you possibly know about this?
How do you possibly know about this?

Just face it, all men are dogs.
Just face it, all men are dogs.

Not all men.
Not all men.

Oh, come on. You got Cujo.
Oh, come on. You got Cujo.

Shawn's not a dog. He's a great guy.
Shawn's not a dog. He's a great guy.

Yeah. I thought so, too.
Yeah. I thought so, too.

He made a picnic for me in the snow
He made a picnic for me in the snow

and told me how special I was
and told me how special I was

and that we were always going to be together.
and that we were always going to be together.

We even made plans for this Valentine's Day.
We even made plans for this Valentine's Day.

He made plans with you this Valentine's Day?
He made plans with you this Valentine's Day?

He made plans with me, and he said I was his girlfriend.
He made plans with me, and he said I was his girlfriend.

Which I was, for about a week.
Which I was, for about a week.

Oh, I got two weeks. But he gave me a cold.
Oh, I got two weeks. But he gave me a cold.

So, he told you you're gonna spend Valentine's Day together?
So, he told you you're gonna spend Valentine's Day together?

That he'd take you somewhere nice.
That he'd take you somewhere nice.

That you'd be together forever.
That you'd be together forever.

We're going to dinner and a movie.
We're going to dinner and a movie.

Nothing fancy. No big deal.
Nothing fancy. No big deal.

Shawn's incapable of committing to a Valentine's Day date.
Shawn's incapable of committing to a Valentine's Day date.

He knows how important it is to a relationship.
He knows how important it is to a relationship.

He'll back out.
He'll back out.

Because he doesn't know how to be a boyfriend.
Because he doesn't know how to be a boyfriend.

He says things he thinks we want to hear, but he doesn't mean them.
He says things he thinks we want to hear, but he doesn't mean them.

I think he should pay.
I think he should pay.

I said, "No comment," you little Jimmy Olsen freak.
I said, "No comment," you little Jimmy Olsen freak.

And please, no more pictures.
And please, no more pictures.

Hi, Topanga. You poor thing.
Hi, Topanga. You poor thing.

Look, I know it's early,
Look, I know it's early,

but whenever you're ready, my brother's face is really clearing up.
but whenever you're ready, my brother's face is really clearing up.

Are you two vultures finished?
Are you two vultures finished?

Look, what's going on between me and Cory
Look, what's going on between me and Cory

is going on between me and Cory. Okay?
is going on between me and Cory. Okay?

That's not a quote, Ira!
That's not a quote, Ira!

Look, ladies, thanks for your concern,
Look, ladies, thanks for your concern,

but I think I know Shawn better than all of you.
but I think I know Shawn better than all of you.

And I trust him.
And I trust him.

She thinks she knows him, huh?
She thinks she knows him, huh?