I'm ray I'm 84 years old I only started performing when I was 72 my biggest

supporter is my wife we met in a university extension class in 1980 I

loved writing about romance whether it's love gained or love lost and I want to

show America that you can have talented 94 whatever just by bein on line hello

it's just working yeah I guess you're you antastic okay mmm we could go on all

night like this yes you want to yeah I wouldn't be great what is your name

my name is Ray Gesell would you share with us your age is that ray of meat

I've got plenty to share yeah 84

eighty-four are you excited to be here I've never performed before judges

before I've appeared before judges crane what will you be doing for us today a

song I've written can't wait to hear it alrighty thank you

thank you sir very good that's wonderful

okay and for my second song I'd like to

I met this girl she's just great this girl I just adore the problem is

she has much more than I had bargained for

she's got that style she's got that smile she's got the walk she's got the

tuck she's got that zing there's just one thing she's got a penis

what to wear that girlish great Swedish got his ass too bad she has a penis

always some failure always some flaw ain't that what they call Murphy's Law

but male genitalia that's where I draw the line

besides hers is bigger than mine my life cuz under that dress she's gotta pee

thank you very much yes so you wrote the song he said right yes didn't happen to

you

is this a true story and you turn it into a song

well actually something like that happened to a friend of mine oh I know

those friend of mine things but this is true actually you have no idea what you

just did in my house my children are all sitting in the audience and they all

will be singing that song later on tomorrow

catchy tunes they don't run like that anymore

pray tell you something you know I'm really thinking you're a breath of fresh

air one of those that are a waste of time I was gonna buzz him and then all

of a sudden you kicked in with that brilliant lyric and and you know what

good for you you know you hear 84 year old guy you think 84 year old guys have

lost their sense of humor you've got it in spades you're doing some even at an

earlier age absolutely Mel B Ray you are a naughty funny dirty ol

thank you dear and I loved it maybe the last thing law thank you we need more

laughter how are you were up on your feet I love it I'll tell you something

you're funny and witty and personable and I just I can't see enough of you I

love you mr. Jessup

yes

how are you angry why you laughing

what's your name my name is Darcy win okay it does he who's that

my name's petunia my towles is it a bunny

yes is that a real bunny why did you both decide to enter the show well it

was one of my big dreams but also I would really like to keep vitriolic

wisdom alive because it's not common you know so well listen dusty best of luck I

really hope you both so much

are you ready yeah I'm already hit what you're gonna see oh boy

Wow

to the

Oh baby

you know it's really sweet your papi I'm guessing is exactly like you very

charming and adorable you made my heart melt you were

brilliant I'm trying to describe how amazing it

was

oh my god

he was like Christine that was you

how are you good how are you I'm so great

what's your name I'm lettuce like the salad lettuce my surnames rhuebottom

like rowing than both and hung I think you might be the poshest contestant

we've ever had oh and I think yours oh the poshest

person to ever come to Birmingham

my name is lettuce rows row buffer I am 24 years old and I live in Surrey when I

was four my parents gave me a plastic violin and I was furious I really wanted

a real violin really dad when they gave me a real one I just took

to it like doctor water I'm definitely not prepared I listened to the track

this morning in the car on the way here which I probably shouldn't tell anyone

that and very honest it would be interesting to see what the judges think

Simon Cowell very clever trap he's got his fingers in so many pies I'm too

hungover to be nervous it's great

so why are you here today because I would love to share my um thing talent

if it is I don't know Oh people and make more people happy hopefully uh well

lettuce we're intrigued are you whenever you're ready let us grow both

some lettuce yeah yeah

hello will Jones I love your style thank you very fresh prince of bel-air

thank you I love it like it's sick where you from Shreveport Louisiana

another man yeah and how old are you 17 17 yes sir

just yes it's fine yes sir

baby lock the door in turn the lights down all the powerful baby we

place you though you understand thinking about this all day long

I can't believe how much it turns me on just be your man

don't you meet me they

we're on now or you don't

Oh long you lock the doors in life

go on it though

got no play Oh

I hope you understand or be thinking about this all day never felt a feeling

that describes I

Oh zippy you're dead

I go how are you

so who are you we are the fourth power from the Philippines nice to meet you so

who put the group together we are sisters Wow

and you're are you all live in England no no all the way from the peas no I'm

excited and how does it feel being up here now

good yes hi I'm a beam I'm Irene I'm ho Mira I'm Celina and Br

we started singing as a group since 2001 we've been competing in the different

places some people saying just give up you're not gonna make it and we're like

no we love this we love we want to make our parents always

good luck thank you

okay okay Cheryl girls you just absolutely took Wembley's roof Oh

you came on you're so demure the music kicks in you all turn in to call

it's like you're monsters but like my new monsters the passion the voices and

the attitude and I was just like I want to be this car

when Billy what just happened this is gonna blow up the audition has just

changed over yet

we get people saying it's the British x-factor you know should it just be open

to British people and they've always said we welcome talent from all over the

world and you are incredibly well in terms of first auditions this is

probably one of the best I've ever seen

Klaus why the British x-factor because we wanted to see you

well apart for me what else we wanted to see Queen Elizabeth I could arrange that

Nick yes or no through my favorite girl band

so yes Rita your see it's a yes for me

and it's a yes from me both power you have the biggest four

yeses

you