Hi, the footage is slightly out of focus - I  forgot to sell my soul to the illuminati today and  

this is what happened (frown) it's okay you mostly  won't be looking at my meatloaf face anyway.  

Someone said Kim Kardashian look like their  sleep paralysis demon I- HI it's Divya G what  

does the g stand for? The g stands for MET  GALA 2021. The theme this year was AMERICA.  

My personal philosophy that anything can be a book  cover so I thought instead of me sitting here in  

my Dobby-ass-looking five pound outfit judging  other people's tens of thousand dollar looks....

Whoever invented this year's theme should  go on furlough because what does this mean?  

What does it mean? What does it mean? Let's  turn the outfits into trashy book covers.  

Disclaimer I only spent like two or three hours  on each cover so they are gonna be looking bad.  

Miss kim k came out here looking like an unlock  character, she's looking like a dementor,  

no face and i thought she would look perfect for  a horror book cover. These covers are kind of  

the inspiration I was going for you know a lot of  blue a lot of black a lot of red. I love a person  

standing in a forest, standing in front  of a house, standing in front of a tree,  

standing near a lake, standing in the hallway  why are they standing so much? Girl you should  

be running away "let me walk towards the creepy  ass-" no no you run away this is why you die. We  

went shopping for some woods I chucked Miss Kim K  into multiple forests until we found one that she  

could call home. Added some flying crows because  she's a right old bird ain't she. Added a bit of  

dramatic fog for drama. Kim Kardashian is so  rich she not only can buy this flock of birds,  

she can not only buy the forest that she's  standing in, but she can buy the air particles.  

Her mom and her could even harvest this fog and  sell it to you and you will buy it. She looks like  

she's gonna chef me up like but for the title  we just went with the balaclava- bally! I like  

this fit you know I was like oh Kim k with the  drip boutta like she's a boutta start rapping  

"it's Unknown T, Homerton B I've got gyallie  on me opp block, bally on me panic and dash"

Next we have Tim Horton Salamder he was giving me  a lot he also giving me nothing at all. Timothy  

looks British he has this face where he  looks like he's about to bust out singing  

berries and cream berries and cream I'm a little  lad who loves berries and cream. But to be honest  

I was looking at this drip and I was like you  know what man look like he stepped out of Les  

Miserables french revolution like he's gonna  bust out singing "empty chairs at empty tables  

now my friends are dead and gone". For  this cover we're doing historical fiction.  

I didn't do history gcse i did RS instead I was  looking for historical events that I know from  

my own knowledge that mean a lot to me and one of  them was James Cameron's Titanic (1997) okay so  

I tried to do this thing where the images look  like they're fading into the clothes or there's  

like this silhouette because I think that it looks  kind of sick. You gotta let the reader know this  

is about the old ass times. For the background, I  was like let's get this old ass letter that looks  

like it's definitely not been tea bagged to look  like it's been in the war from the art department.  

Titanic wasn't doing it for me. I added an upside  down castle for the color palette i was like  

let's think the Donald Trump make it orange  and weathered and old and raggedy- or if you're  

south asian think jalebi baby. Is this sweet  Hailey Steinfeld? As soon as i saw that dress  

i knew. Give me clouds as a background. I used her  dress like finger things as the spiky eyelashes i  

think that the shatter me series has in common  is... infected eyelashes gal you need to go  

specsavers. This one has 20 year old mascara,  this one's giving me euphoria vibes, this one is  

trying to recreate the fire of london 1666 she really  said you know i know my history and then this one  

is giving me like stuck on mount everest shout out  to Nepal! I feel a bit for the designer of these  

covers because I feel like there's only so many  of these like eyelash composites that you can make  

kind of like relate to the story if it relates to  story at all i don't know I haven't read. And then  

i also added some glitter eyeshadow and water  to wash off them dandruff eyelashes. Title has  

to relate to the crustiness so i was like  "moisturize me". They all have some like  

deep bhudda quote at the top so i was  like i chose my favorite poem which is  

this poem by poet laureatte, Gabbie Hanna.  Time is relative family is relatives.  

Last time she was subject to a YA a horror  villain this time she's subject to like that ball  

gown dress from like ages ago and i don't know if  it's still going but it was a thing. I went to go  

see cinderella in theatre yeah, the Andrew Lloyd  Tory version the actors are fine. The songs were  

so like i don't know you can just tell what the  next line is going to be. We have cinderella being  

emo because she's like not like other girls or  whatever. Cinderella is just a mellow girl who's  

had a hard life and one day her luck changes.  The Prince is a simp. Cinderella is using the  

patriarchy to her own advantage because she's got  that pretty privilege why not use it to climb the  

social ladder? The prince is the one who wanted  to marry her after putting a shoe on her foot it's  

not her fault. Do you know what I mean? She's  a victim. I understand modernizing Cinderella.  

When i watch cinderella the feminism leaves my  body you know I don't need a girl boss Cinderella  

to enjoy it. At this point the publisher's budget  was running out so it was not going to be looking  

that good all right spent it all on Moisturize Me.  Named it the crown and tried to give it some of  

that gold texture. There's always going to be  a comparison to another book you're trying to  

get you to buy it all right it's just marketing.  Throne of glass meets Game of Thrones meets The  

Hunger Games meet Gril Meets World when She's The  Man meets Inception meets Dora The Explorer meets  

Cinderella Is Dead meets Fifty Shades means  Euphoria meets Boris Johnson - The Times.  

From rags to wishes she must always watch her  back because queen lizzy's gonna get you killed  

otherwise girl! Sorry i don't have more there  were so many looks i could have done like  

Jennifer Lopez was giving me wild west. Lorde  would make an amazing YA a fantasy cover like  

look at the- gorgeous! But the publishing house  stopped paying me at this point and I was like  

NO PAY? Guys look it's our favorite couple  Camilla and Sean Mendez. I was so tempted to do  

them into a book cover but I've already done  that. And also Rosé Blackpink. I can totally  

see her like girl bossing or even if you put a  knife in her hand and remove the bow she could  

give me serial killer. That's how powerful she  is. I mean do you guys care about the met gala?  

Because for me it's just about like memes. Only  the true g stick around to the end so here you go  

that is your g pass. I'm starting a Masters  soon so I don't know if I'll be uploading weekly  

because it takes me a whole week to make one video  at this point and yeah follow my depression on  

twitter and instagram or tiktok if you want to  and I'll see you guys next time in my next video

i'm coming in for a hug don't think you can escape

sniffsniffnsiff UGH stinky armpits  ya'll use deodorant anyway bye-bye

and also by the way it's like midnight so my  introverted ass is gonna have to be a little less  

excited than i usually um otherwise my neighbors  will WRITE me up and they will report me to the  

police i live in a rental space and my landlord  is like this close to kicking all of us out anyway