Hi everyone I hope you're all well so as I'm  sure most of you would agree the current news  

cycle is a literal hellscape i mean the new cycle  has always been a hellscape because bad new cells  

but over the last two years it's been particularly  bad and this is largely of course because of  

the pandemic and all sorts of things like black  lives matter riots for months and months you know  

worrying about the great reset all of those  kind of anxieties uh contribute to how much  

of a hellscape the last two years of news have  been also just quickly this video is sponsored by  

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video i stumbled upon the feminist hashtag on  tick tock and oh my goodness you have not known  

true horror and hilarity until you have looked  at feminist tick tock so since i kind of put my  

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take you through the melting pot of frustrating  and insecure women and some men that is feminist  

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so let's begin shall we story time i live in utah  and i was selling my earrings at a local market  

an older couple came to look at my stuff and i  gave them the whole spiel about how my earrings  

are named and inspired after historical women  the old man said oh you mean hysterical women i  

fake laughed and said that's funny but it's really  not his whole mood instantly changed and he said  

you make great art but it's not for us and that  friends is why i have my business feminism matters

this week in [ __ ] that never happened  land okay let's have a look at this  

one some things you've noticed that are  blatantly sexist but are so normalized  

i grew her from scratch like literally her bones  her heart her brain her whole body i grew it  

from scratch with my body and then i hosted  her in my body for nine months as she grew  

nine painful months and then i birthed her  into this world and yet she has my husband's  

last name the wonderful thing about living  in 2021 is that it is no longer compulsory  

for people to give their children the last name  of the husband so if she feels that strongly about  

it then why is she just not giving the baby  her last name and is instead um complaining  

on tick-tock about it that is a real real  non-feminist issue nowadays just by the way okay

noun definition a woman who doesn't give men  what they want the first person who tells me  

stop acting like a [ __ ] is my father because  the good daughters keep their voices low and  

their smiles sweet the man at kinko's tries to  explain the copier to me i laugh tell him i know  

how to use a copier i just need more paper  guys it's slam poetry this is literally slam  

poetry i have stumbled across feminist slam  poetry oh my gosh we're gonna continue okay  

he mutters under his breath geez you don't have  to be such about it i'm seen as the battle axe  

around the office in my co-workers emails and the  white spaces between their words my ex-husband has  

never called me in front of my daughter but  it hides in his teeth when he calls me bully  

i've never considered myself pretty so when  you're ugly hits my back it doesn't bounce off

i've never considered myself pretty she says  i'm not going to make a joke because that  

would be really busy uh so let's continue  the week my friend evan died a co-worker  

tells me you must be on your period because  you're usually not such a never happened  

never happened call me [  __ ] you give me permission  

to show you what that means you think i'll shrink  your barks at me boy that word is the crawl from  

my own teeth humanize me and you will see the  beast and i'm a simple female dog we are something  

much more sinister don't ask if it's my time of  the month unless you've got silver bullets locked  

and loaded hell yes i follow a moon cycle there  will be times of the month when you better make  

a damn sure i don't get my fangs in you don't  bite your hand that feeds me you can't keep

you're on the wrong end of this power and  you don't belong in our forests you won't  

like what you see here you expect  my bones to start breaking knees  

snap backwards they stretch into a muscle  you would take my transformation but this

i am low-key traumatized  and it has not even finished  

but we have to finish it we have to finish it  manicured docile femme you've seen the sunshine  

is just biting her time until the moon comes  out our mothers gotta smooth and demure before  

now we learn from the blood don't call me  crazy when you can't take responsibility  

for how infuriating your behavior is don't call  me bossy when i dare want the same things you  

want to hear one thing you don't want to give  me and it should always be tripping around

you know what keep calling me oh

okay

um i don't quite know what to say about that one  i mean it's a fairly it's a truth self-evident  

what they are and what they're doing um to tanya  mcgraw would be i'm sure incredibly proud of them  

it's inventive um it's true pure slam poetry  but the thing i would like to say is that  

if these women really are suffering from lots  of people calling them a well have they maybe  

considered that if it's that many people then  those people might actually be you know right

is  

look beautiful singing lovely harmonies um typical  feminist rubbish content but look if you're going  

to make a feminist statement then you know easy  listening close harmony is probably a much nicer  

way to do it than you know smearing yourself  with strange substances and and screaming about  

howling at the moon like those ladies and that  other tick tock were via slam poetry so you know  

you know what as a piece of feminist activism i'll  give it a pass because they're the talented girls  

men that say big boobs don't count if you're fat  neither does it if half of it's your personality

that literally doesn't make sense

like none of that actually makes none of it none  of that actually makes i i don't know that is  

that that that is a strange one a good order for  getting out and getting active um in the summer  

she looks like a very fit woman um and if that's  how she chooses to spend her free time making kind  

of nonsensical um allegories about breasts and  the the male male genitalia well okay good for her  

okay this looks interesting if you are a white  woman that claims you support black lives matter  

lgbtq plus any progressive ideals concepts  beliefs you cannot in the same breath  

also be in a relationship with a man  that is conservative or voted for trump  

when you do that you are choosing to actively  still lay in bed with white supremacy and still  

protect your white comfort you cannot say that  you care about these progressive ideals while  

still being in a relationship with someone that  is actively oppressing those ideals and beliefs  

um excuse me what happened to not policing  who women want to be in relationships with and

see it doesn't apply to politics it only  applies to you know identity um things like  

that it doesn't apply to politics you know  these people people but they believe in all  

types of diversity until it comes to diversity of  opinion again it's just like these feminist double  

standards they must have whiplash from  all of this sort of about facing they do  

well there you have it everyone that is the  the hellscape that is feminist tick tock i i  

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