Welcome back everybody, my next guest is a very beautiful woman.
Welcome back everybody, my next guest is a very beautiful woman.

She's a business woman really and she's an author and a model and she's featured in the Victoria Secret fashion show thats airing tomorrow night at 10 on CBS... Really!?
She's a business woman really and she's an author and a model and she's featured in the Victoria Secret fashion show thats airing tomorrow night at 10 on CBS... Really!?

You hear that!? Victoria secret fashion show is on CBS tomorrow!
You hear that!? Victoria secret fashion show is on CBS tomorrow!

Thats fantastic..
Thats fantastic..

Its like.. things are looking up around here right!
Its like.. things are looking up around here right!

im single!
im single!

Yeah you.. ooooohh ooooohh
Yeah you.. ooooohh ooooohh

Miranda Kerr everybody!,
Miranda Kerr everybody!,

Great, welcome Miranda you look absolutely lovely, like really very nice indeed!
Great, welcome Miranda you look absolutely lovely, like really very nice indeed!

Thankyou!
Thankyou!

I dont know if anyone has ever told you before but you are reasonably attractive young lady
I dont know if anyone has ever told you before but you are reasonably attractive young lady

Thank you, and you are very handsome too
Thank you, and you are very handsome too

You've got to put a bit more effort behind saying it
You've got to put a bit more effort behind saying it

Your a very handsome man!
Your a very handsome man!

a little bit more..
a little bit more..

I think that we should take our kids out on a playdate together
I think that we should take our kids out on a playdate together

Yeah thats safe and... What age are your kids?
Yeah thats safe and... What age are your kids?

I have a son, and he's around the same age as your son..
I have a son, and he's around the same age as your son..

Well my youngest boy is 2 and then i have another one whos... you cant have an 11 year old thats impossible!?
Well my youngest boy is 2 and then i have another one whos... you cant have an 11 year old thats impossible!?

Well mine's going to be 2 in January
Well mine's going to be 2 in January

Oh yes! Mines going to be 2 in January too,
Oh yes! Mines going to be 2 in January too,

lets get them together and put them in a band!
lets get them together and put them in a band!

Oh! My son can play the piano
Oh! My son can play the piano

My son can play the piano better than your son
My son can play the piano better than your son

Oh im not sure about that!?
Oh im not sure about that!?

Maybe we should set them in a piano playing race! How can he play the piano at 2??
Maybe we should set them in a piano playing race! How can he play the piano at 2??

Ok Well he cant really play the piano but he walked into this playdate thing,
Ok Well he cant really play the piano but he walked into this playdate thing,

and when we walked into the room the first thing he made a beeline for was the piano. And he got up there and just ...
and when we walked into the room the first thing he made a beeline for was the piano. And he got up there and just ...

And it was a little mini piano, a kids one.
And it was a little mini piano, a kids one.

And he got up there and just started playing, and i was like WOW!
And he got up there and just started playing, and i was like WOW!

Thats what Ritchie did, thats the same story!
Thats what Ritchie did, thats the same story!

It does run in my family though, its in our blood.
It does run in my family though, its in our blood.

Do you play the piano?
Do you play the piano?

I do, a little..
I do, a little..

A little piano? or you play the piano a little??
A little piano? or you play the piano a little??

A little piano!
A little piano!

Thats adorable!!
Thats adorable!!

My grandmother is amazing and my...
My grandmother is amazing and my...

Mine too, but she doesnt play the piano...
Mine too, but she doesnt play the piano...

Well you come on here saying your kids better than my kid!, your grandmothers better than my grandmother! Who the hell do you think you are!
Well you come on here saying your kids better than my kid!, your grandmothers better than my grandmother! Who the hell do you think you are!

I come from down under ha ha ha
I come from down under ha ha ha

Australia?
Australia?

Aussie aussie aussie
Aussie aussie aussie

Do you know that 'Kerr' is a scottish name ?
Do you know that 'Kerr' is a scottish name ?

Yes it is! I have scottish and irish in my ancestry
Yes it is! I have scottish and irish in my ancestry

Are you fond of whisky?
Are you fond of whisky?

No but I like Guiness
No but I like Guiness

Well guiness is good..
Well guiness is good..

if you like that sort of thing. I dont know if I can say that on TV but i used to enjoy guiness immensly before i stopped..
if you like that sort of thing. I dont know if I can say that on TV but i used to enjoy guiness immensly before i stopped..

Yes....Oh and now what is your preferred drink?
Yes....Oh and now what is your preferred drink?

Tea
Tea

Oh what kind of tea?
Oh what kind of tea?

oh i like an 'Early Grey'really
oh i like an 'Early Grey'really

I like an early grey too
I like an early grey too

Oh do you really! I think we'll get along nice actually! yeah!
Oh do you really! I think we'll get along nice actually! yeah!

Earl grey
Earl grey

Earl grey or a bit of 'danjeering' maybe, you like a bit of Darjeeling?
Earl grey or a bit of 'danjeering' maybe, you like a bit of Darjeeling?

No, no..
No, no..

What the hell! you think your grandmothers better than my grandmother!
What the hell! you think your grandmothers better than my grandmother!

ha ha lets just have a 'playdate' and then we can just drink some tea and
ha ha lets just have a 'playdate' and then we can just drink some tea and

Wait, you, im one of your girlfriends now huh!?
Wait, you, im one of your girlfriends now huh!?

When did I become this non-threatening?? Thats awful but great at the same time.
When did I become this non-threatening?? Thats awful but great at the same time.

Oh i think its lovely, yeah well your babies American then..
Oh i think its lovely, yeah well your babies American then..

Yeah he was born here in L.A
Yeah he was born here in L.A

Mine too
Mine too

My husbands English
My husbands English

Okay
Okay

So my son has got you know..
So my son has got you know..

He's English, Australian and American, oh he's going to do well.
He's English, Australian and American, oh he's going to do well.

Do you like..
Do you like..

In the fashion show tomorrow night are you walking up and down with your underwear on?
In the fashion show tomorrow night are you walking up and down with your underwear on?

I am, and i have some wings on as well
I am, and i have some wings on as well

yeah, i think ive seen one of those things
yeah, i think ive seen one of those things

Yeah
Yeah

Yeahs thats quite a look...
Yeahs thats quite a look...

Well its something different, you dont see it everyday..
Well its something different, you dont see it everyday..

Do you ever get embarrassed? Do you get embarrassed walking around with that kind of thing?
Do you ever get embarrassed? Do you get embarrassed walking around with that kind of thing?

To be honest i dont get embarressed but what i do find is that if i have friends or my husband in the audience watching..
To be honest i dont get embarressed but what i do find is that if i have friends or my husband in the audience watching..

Yeah.. I get "oh my goodness" its a little embarrassing cause its like..
Yeah.. I get "oh my goodness" its a little embarrassing cause its like..

Your husband has presumably seen you in your underwear before...?
Your husband has presumably seen you in your underwear before...?

He has ...
He has ...

but its diffferent because im parading it in front of everyone else, not just him you know..
but its diffferent because im parading it in front of everyone else, not just him you know..

So, like at home do you walk up and down in your underwear for you husband?
So, like at home do you walk up and down in your underwear for you husband?

Sometimes
Sometimes

Cause that makes you the most awesome wife in America.
Cause that makes you the most awesome wife in America.

Sometimes Yeah i do
Sometimes Yeah i do

Nice, thats nice
Nice, thats nice

You know.. lets bring the topic back to my grandmother
You know.. lets bring the topic back to my grandmother

OK?
OK?

Here we go.. you and your grandmother..
Here we go.. you and your grandmother..

She said to me about men.. men are very visual,
She said to me about men.. men are very visual,

so don't forget that everyday to just put a little make-up on. Put on some nice underwear and you'll keep your husband. Thats what she told me.
so don't forget that everyday to just put a little make-up on. Put on some nice underwear and you'll keep your husband. Thats what she told me.

You know i think that there's truth in that, and when i say that i mean..
You know i think that there's truth in that, and when i say that i mean..

... for me. I cant speak for all men but i think men are visual. Arent women visual too though?
... for me. I cant speak for all men but i think men are visual. Arent women visual too though?

No.. women need to be mentally stimulated
No.. women need to be mentally stimulated

I see, you delight...
I see, you delight...

I also like your horse
I also like your horse

You like my horse?
You like my horse?

Yeah ... I grew up with horses
Yeah ... I grew up with horses

In a stable?
In a stable?

We didnt actually have a stable, he was in a paddock
We didnt actually have a stable, he was in a paddock

Oh i thought you like were raised by horses...
Oh i thought you like were raised by horses...

No i grew up riding horses
No i grew up riding horses

Oh see thats a great thing, are you going to teach your kid to ride horses?
Oh see thats a great thing, are you going to teach your kid to ride horses?

Yeah.. But when he's finished with the piano?
Yeah.. But when he's finished with the piano?

Once he's done with the piano i think i might teach him to ride a horse.
Once he's done with the piano i think i might teach him to ride a horse.

I like it
I like it

Yeah me too, i know some horses..
Yeah me too, i know some horses..

I've had a lot of fun on the back of a horse
I've had a lot of fun on the back of a horse

What are you talking about....???
What are you talking about....???

Now im blushing
Now im blushing

Yeah, listen your blushing, your walking around in your underwear but this is what makes you blush??
Yeah, listen your blushing, your walking around in your underwear but this is what makes you blush??

Alright We're out of time, you want a piece of fruit?
Alright We're out of time, you want a piece of fruit?

oh, yeah okay, i'll take the apple..
oh, yeah okay, i'll take the apple..

Really? Theres some coconuts here..
Really? Theres some coconuts here..

ooh i love coconuts
ooh i love coconuts

I like coconuts too, would you like me to smash it for you?
I like coconuts too, would you like me to smash it for you?

No, do you know your blood type?
No, do you know your blood type?

Yes..
Yes..

What is it?
What is it?

i think its 'O'
i think its 'O'

Well you should have a banana cause bananas are good for your blood type. Just saying.. just putting it out there
Well you should have a banana cause bananas are good for your blood type. Just saying.. just putting it out there

So!.. let me get this straight..
So!.. let me get this straight..

your kids better than my kid, your granmothers better than my grandmother and i should have a banana..
your kids better than my kid, your granmothers better than my grandmother and i should have a banana..

just.. yeah
just.. yeah

Well whats your blood type?
Well whats your blood type?

Im an 'A' im an 'A' positive
Im an 'A' im an 'A' positive

yeah.. yes you are.
yeah.. yes you are.

So what kind of fruit should you have then?
So what kind of fruit should you have then?

apple
apple

Well have an apple then, thats a little tiny apple.
Well have an apple then, thats a little tiny apple.

It would look nice sitting on your little piano
It would look nice sitting on your little piano

yeah. it smells good
yeah. it smells good

Its an apple..
Its an apple..

Miranda Kerr everybody, give her a hand clap!
Miranda Kerr everybody, give her a hand clap!