Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier, and we're in the final stretch of the expert levels of Super Mario Maker,
Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier, and we're in the final stretch of the expert levels of Super Mario Maker,

and then maybe, JUST maybe, I can lay this challenge to rest.
and then maybe, JUST maybe, I can lay this challenge to rest.

Whoah.
Whoah.

Whoah!
Whoah!

Who- Ahh, I was supposed to ride that,
Who- Ahh, I was supposed to ride that,

I was supposed to ride that.
I was supposed to ride that.

That was I supposed to do.
That was I supposed to do.

I was supposed to ride that.
I was supposed to ride that.

OHHHHHHHHHH
OHHHHHHHHHH

I get it now. I get it. I don't know where it's gonna take me from here, but I'm going to stay on this,
I get it now. I get it. I don't know where it's gonna take me from here, but I'm going to stay on this,

'cause I'm a good boy.
'cause I'm a good boy.

Do it to me! Woooo!
Do it to me! Woooo!

WHAAATTT???
WHAAATTT???

I didn't know the tops of those things were slippery!
I didn't know the tops of those things were slippery!

Unless Mario is greasing up his feet-
Unless Mario is greasing up his feet-

Okay, 38 lives left.
Okay, 38 lives left.

It's really down to the wire here...
It's really down to the wire here...

I mean, it may seem like a lot, but considering
I mean, it may seem like a lot, but considering

I lost 20 lives on one level before...
I lost 20 lives on one level before...

I'm not gonna take any chances.
I'm not gonna take any chances.

I'm not gonna take aaaaaaany chances!
I'm not gonna take aaaaaaany chances!

WOOOO!!!
WOOOO!!!

WOOOOO!
WOOOOO!

WOOOOO! Boink!
WOOOOO! Boink!

k
k

Do me-Do me again! Do me again!
Do me-Do me again! Do me again!

(groans) I know the feeling!
(groans) I know the feeling!

Just thinking about my potential for failure
Just thinking about my potential for failure

here is really giving me...
here is really giving me...

Giving me... (sigh) What was- what'd Danny call it?
Giving me... (sigh) What was- what'd Danny call it?

(game sounds) "help me"
(game sounds) "help me"

Whaaaat? What'd you say? "Love you"?
Whaaaat? What'd you say? "Love you"?

I don't wanna! I don't wanna do
I don't wanna! I don't wanna do

any of that... I don't wanna do anything with that, good God.
any of that... I don't wanna do anything with that, good God.

OHHHHHH!!!! I GOT AN EASY ONE!!!
OHHHHHH!!!! I GOT AN EASY ONE!!!

Ohhhh YEAH!
Ohhhh YEAH!

OHHHHH!!! Thank you, thank you! THANK YOU, THANK YOU GAME!
OHHHHH!!! Thank you, thank you! THANK YOU, THANK YOU GAME!

THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!

OHHHHHHHHH
OHHHHHHHHH

OHHHHHH
OHHHHHH

YAAAAAAAY!
YAAAAAAAY!

Oh, yay!
Oh, yay!

okay! That's good!
okay! That's good!

2 lives- 2 levels left!
2 lives- 2 levels left!

I'M GONNA MAKE IT GUYS! UNLESS THE LAST ONE IS A BITCH!
I'M GONNA MAKE IT GUYS! UNLESS THE LAST ONE IS A BITCH!

Whoa that don't look good
Whoa that don't look good

I don't know what to do about that- HOLY SHIT!
I don't know what to do about that- HOLY SHIT!

OH GAWD!!
OH GAWD!!

Okay here we go- Oh god that's not what I wanted!
Okay here we go- Oh god that's not what I wanted!

That's not what I wanted...
That's not what I wanted...

Okay, I'm alive! I got a spring...
Okay, I'm alive! I got a spring...

I don't know if this is what I was supposed to do
I don't know if this is what I was supposed to do

What the fuck is going on up here?!
What the fuck is going on up here?!

What is this shit? (cough)
What is this shit? (cough)

Thank you!
Thank you!

Thank you for this!
Thank you for this!

Thank you!
Thank you!

I'M GONNA GROUND POUND
I'M GONNA GROUND POUND

EEUUUUUGGGHHHH
EEUUUUUGGGHHHH

Okay I though it was about to lie to me-
Okay I though it was about to lie to me-

OH! FUCK! WAUUUGGGHH!!!
OH! FUCK! WAUUUGGGHH!!!

OH-FUCHEAUGHAJUBAHAAAYYYYY
OH-FUCHEAUGHAJUBAHAAAYYYYY

Ah shit...
Ah shit...

Okay...
Okay...

Gonna take this...
Gonna take this...

Heep!!
Heep!!

Thank you
Thank you

Get, get! get... Thank you
Get, get! get... Thank you

Okay...
Okay...

Whoa whoa whoa whoa!- What're you doin'...
Whoa whoa whoa whoa!- What're you doin'...

That's not fair!
That's not fair!

Oh, I know how to do this-
Oh, I know how to do this-

Hup!!!
Hup!!!

YEA YEA YEAY!!!
YEA YEA YEAY!!!

oh that... what the
oh that... what the

But that... But that... but
But that... But that... but

But that... but....
But that... but....

Buttathithin
Buttathithin

UUUGGHH
UUUGGHH

HUP!
HUP!

AGGGHHHH! FUCK OH GOD EXACTLY WHAT I DIDN'T WANT!!!!!
AGGGHHHH! FUCK OH GOD EXACTLY WHAT I DIDN'T WANT!!!!!

AUUUUGGGGHHHHH!
AUUUUGGGGHHHHH!

GOD!!!
GOD!!!

OOOOHHH!!! I KNEW IT'S NOT THAT BAD BUT IT STILL HURTS GUUUYYYSS!!!!
OOOOHHH!!! I KNEW IT'S NOT THAT BAD BUT IT STILL HURTS GUUUYYYSS!!!!

GUUUUUYS! IT STILL HUUUUURTS!!!
GUUUUUYS! IT STILL HUUUUURTS!!!

MY FFFFFFFFEELINGS..
MY FFFFFFFFEELINGS..

Awww, what a load 'a..
Awww, what a load 'a..

butt blast.
butt blast.

What a butt blasting-
What a butt blasting-

Oh, god damnit..
Oh, god damnit..

If I'm not going fast enough--
If I'm not going fast enough--

aHHH FUCK
aHHH FUCK

Okay, so I just gotta take this a-runnin'..
Okay, so I just gotta take this a-runnin'..

Okay, we got it.
Okay, we got it.

We got it, okay.
We got it, okay.

And I'm gonna get a mush here..
And I'm gonna get a mush here..

It's all gonna be good..
It's all gonna be good..

I can just drop down here..
I can just drop down here..

Nooo biggie.
Nooo biggie.

Go through the turtle area..
Go through the turtle area..

'Cause the turtle area seems to be the winner
'Cause the turtle area seems to be the winner

Just wait for them to finish their crap.
Just wait for them to finish their crap.

Almost done.
Almost done.

You gonna..
You gonna..

Okay, good.
Okay, good.

nup- FUCK
nup- FUCK

AGAIN with the- AAAGGH I GOTTA WAIT
AGAIN with the- AAAGGH I GOTTA WAIT

AGAINN!!
AGAINN!!

Okay.
Okay.

Ah shit.
Ah shit.

waahh- FF-
waahh- FF-

FUCK
FUCK

urrraahh fuck you
urrraahh fuck you

eh!
eh!

hhhup
hhhup

okay.
okay.

S- Set you down here, just in case.
S- Set you down here, just in case.

Just in case things go wrong.
Just in case things go wrong.

eeh!
eeh!

okay.
okay.

Things are probably not gonna go wrong..
Things are probably not gonna go wrong..

But I always like to plan for the worst!
But I always like to plan for the worst!

hup
hup

uaaa FUCK
uaaa FUCK

don't do tha-
don't do tha-

ngahh
ngahh

ok
ok

Just-
Just-

nuh!
nuh!

AAH THERE'S TWO?!
AAH THERE'S TWO?!

nuhh fuck yeah okay
nuhh fuck yeah okay

Good thing I left this-
Good thing I left this-

Oh, they're all back
Oh, they're all back

Well that's good.
Well that's good.

Big ol' bag of dicks.
Big ol' bag of dicks.

How many more we got?
How many more we got?

ehh
ehh

There we go
There we go

YEAAH!!
YEAAH!!

Hoh..
Hoh..

Yesss!
Yesss!

And I get some 1-ups!!
And I get some 1-ups!!

Wooo!!
Wooo!!

I'm goin' to the last level with 40 LIVES!!
I'm goin' to the last level with 40 LIVES!!

40 LIVES!!!
40 LIVES!!!

OHHH MY GOD--
OHHH MY GOD--

I'm gonna do it guys
I'm gonna do it guys

OhhhhHHHHHHHH
OhhhhHHHHHHHH

I'm so happy
I'm so happy

I really am very happy guys
I really am very happy guys

It's been a good day!!
It's been a good day!!

Thi- This whole session started off a little wonky, but--
Thi- This whole session started off a little wonky, but--

Here we go, 40 lives for the last level.
Here we go, 40 lives for the last level.

I can do- ohhh GOD NOO
I can do- ohhh GOD NOO

OHH GOD NO!!
OHH GOD NO!!

OHH GOD NOO!!!
OHH GOD NOO!!!

NOOOO!!
NOOOO!!

Okay.
Okay.

I just gotta get through this
I just gotta get through this

WOW
WOW

Who- FU- Okay,
Who- FU- Okay,

That's fine!
That's fine!

Just went a little too... fast
Just went a little too... fast

On that!
On that!

IT'S FINE
IT'S FINE

OH Lordy
OH Lordy

If I fail this on the very end here
If I fail this on the very end here

I knew it was too good to be true, with getting those easy-peasy levels
I knew it was too good to be true, with getting those easy-peasy levels

Oh, THAT'S coming over for me
Oh, THAT'S coming over for me

THAT'S gonna touch me in the bumbum
THAT'S gonna touch me in the bumbum

AHH. GOOD!
AHH. GOOD!

Okay. It's going to be fine
Okay. It's going to be fine

cause I know how to beat this
cause I know how to beat this

UUAARGH MAN the momentum is a bitch there.
UUAARGH MAN the momentum is a bitch there.

Man, that momentum is just a sack of shit.
Man, that momentum is just a sack of shit.

oh man, if this castle was just designed a little bit smarter
oh man, if this castle was just designed a little bit smarter

It wouldn't be such a PILE OF DICKS-
It wouldn't be such a PILE OF DICKS-

WOAH
WOAH

WOAH
WOAH

WOAH WOAH
WOAH WOAH

Woah. woah.
Woah. woah.

Okay.
Okay.

(pant)
(pant)

Ah, ah WHAAAAAT??!
Ah, ah WHAAAAAT??!

WHAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT???!!!!
WHAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT???!!!!

Fuck, oh god I'm already six lives down
Fuck, oh god I'm already six lives down

Oh, god
Oh, god

I'm getting flashbacks
I'm getting flashbacks

Ahh- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED THERE?
Ahh- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED THERE?

WHAT? WHY DIDN'T I GO AS HIGH????
WHAT? WHY DIDN'T I GO AS HIGH????

Oh, good Lordy-loo.
Oh, good Lordy-loo.

Okay.
Okay.

so I just gotta jump
so I just gotta jump

do do do
do do do

Okay, easy-peasy.
Okay, easy-peasy.

I can do this
I can do this

Simple jumps.
Simple jumps.

Aw, FU- AW, THE FUCKIN' MOMENTUM HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT?
Aw, FU- AW, THE FUCKIN' MOMENTUM HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

FUCK THIS
FUCK THIS

FUCK THIS
FUCK THIS

FUCK THIS
FUCK THIS

I mean of course, it gives me two easy ones
I mean of course, it gives me two easy ones

because it wants me to have a false sense of security about things
because it wants me to have a false sense of security about things

and then
and then

JUST when I'm feeling happy
JUST when I'm feeling happy

I just...after I...it's because it's got happiness sensors
I just...after I...it's because it's got happiness sensors

and it heard that I was happy, I told you guys I was happy
and it heard that I was happy, I told you guys I was happy

aw, FUCK. I guess I could spin jump? The left way? Aw, man.
aw, FUCK. I guess I could spin jump? The left way? Aw, man.

Aw, man.
Aw, man.

it's got happiness sensors
it's got happiness sensors

and I guess Jojo is an alias for Ross
and I guess Jojo is an alias for Ross

ok, fuck you
ok, fuck you

that's the only way that I can think to beat the momentum
that's the only way that I can think to beat the momentum

is just spin jumping
is just spin jumping

ahh f- no, how? How are you supposed to do that?
ahh f- no, how? How are you supposed to do that?

seriously, how?
seriously, how?

like, what?!
like, what?!

h- how are you supposed to do that?
h- how are you supposed to do that?

I'm disheartened because I...what?
I'm disheartened because I...what?

guys, it's not fair
guys, it's not fair

guys, it's not fair!
guys, it's not fair!

oh f-, that was my fault, but, wow. What?! Are you kidding me?
oh f-, that was my fault, but, wow. What?! Are you kidding me?

IT'S NOT FAIR! What the fuck?
IT'S NOT FAIR! What the fuck?

ugh, ok, ok
ugh, ok, ok

ok
ok

I don't want- I don't want whatever's down there
I don't want- I don't want whatever's down there

whatever's down there is not worth it. This seems like it was made by a Ross-type
whatever's down there is not worth it. This seems like it was made by a Ross-type

this, this level seems like, just fucking Ross all over it
this, this level seems like, just fucking Ross all over it

it's wa- oh, what the f- no, what the fuck happened?
it's wa- oh, what the f- no, what the fuck happened?

what the fuck was that?
what the fuck was that?

what?!
what?!

are you kidding me?
are you kidding me?

oh my god
oh my god

why did that happen?
why did that happen?

ok
ok

so far so goo
so far so goo

ok
ok

I can just run across here
I can just run across here

ok, oh that is, that is just dicketry
ok, oh that is, that is just dicketry

that is just dicketry
that is just dicketry

you fucking asshole
you fucking asshole

whoever made this level is a goddamn asshole
whoever made this level is a goddamn asshole

AH FUCK COME ON MAN, FUCK OFF!
AH FUCK COME ON MAN, FUCK OFF!

it's, it's not fair. After every-
it's, it's not fair. After every-

it's not fair
it's not fair

oh no, 24 lives left. 24 lives left. Are you kidding me?
oh no, 24 lives left. 24 lives left. Are you kidding me?

I can't waste a single one
I can't waste a single one

I cannot waste a single one
I cannot waste a single one

ugh, you, ugh, I can't see that. I can't
ugh, you, ugh, I can't see that. I can't

are you kidding me? I don't know that's there!
are you kidding me? I don't know that's there!

fuck off!
fuck off!

20 lives left. 20 lives left
20 lives left. 20 lives left

no, wha- man. What the hell? What the hell, man?
no, wha- man. What the hell? What the hell, man?

Criminy christmas..
Criminy christmas..

I did the shortest-
I did the shortest-

AHHHHHH FFFF. I'm nah, no, no, NO!
AHHHHHH FFFF. I'm nah, no, no, NO!

this is bullshit, fuck that level!!
this is bullshit, fuck that level!!

I'M NOT LETTING IT TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME. I HAVE COME TOO FAR. I HAVE DONE TOO MUCH
I'M NOT LETTING IT TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME. I HAVE COME TOO FAR. I HAVE DONE TOO MUCH

(fart sound)
(fart sound)

I don't care what you show me. I don't care what you do
I don't care what you show me. I don't care what you do

I will not be fucked over. I will not
I will not be fucked over. I will not

be fucked over
be fucked over

I refuse to be fucked over
I refuse to be fucked over

I refuse it
I refuse it

I refuse. I will not... I will not
I refuse. I will not... I will not

I will not
I will not

okay.
okay.

I'm okay.
I'm okay.

okay.
okay.

okay.
okay.

okay.
okay.

no
no

NOOO
NOOO

You random chance piece of shit!
You random chance piece of shit!

if that's what you're gonna make this level about, then fuck you!
if that's what you're gonna make this level about, then fuck you!

AHHHH F-
AHHHH F-

ok, we're getting back to this one
ok, we're getting back to this one

if it's- if it's another random chance, I'm skipping this level too because holy shit
if it's- if it's another random chance, I'm skipping this level too because holy shit

it better not be
it better not be

it-
it-

(replaying as if in own head) I'M NOT LETTING IT TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME, I HAVE COME TOO FAR
(replaying as if in own head) I'M NOT LETTING IT TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME, I HAVE COME TOO FAR

(replaying) I HAVE DONE TOO MUCH. I WILL NOT BE FUCKED OVER...BUTTBLAST
(replaying) I HAVE DONE TOO MUCH. I WILL NOT BE FUCKED OVER...BUTTBLAST

ugh, fuck off, yes, yes, yes, YES, YES, YES, YES!
ugh, fuck off, yes, yes, yes, YES, YES, YES, YES!

YES! YEAH! AHHHHHH! AAAAHHHH!
YES! YEAH! AHHHHHH! AAAAHHHH!

ugh
ugh

hooooh
hooooh

oh
oh

oh
oh

there's everyone who contributed to the levels, probably even the ones that I skipped
there's everyone who contributed to the levels, probably even the ones that I skipped

I minorly regret that I had to skip the last one
I minorly regret that I had to skip the last one

but I just didn't want to fail. I was heartbroken
but I just didn't want to fail. I was heartbroken

I was heartbroken at the end there
I was heartbroken at the end there

I was just feeling sorrow in the pit of my soul. It was bad
I was just feeling sorrow in the pit of my soul. It was bad

it was bad
it was bad

but we did it
but we did it

I'm just gonna be very clear
I'm just gonna be very clear

I don't think I'm ever gonna do the super...oh it's only 6 levels
I don't think I'm ever gonna do the super...oh it's only 6 levels

ok, maybe then, but I don't think so for now
ok, maybe then, but I don't think so for now

I think I've played Mario Maker for a long time now and I've accomplished something that I wanted to do
I think I've played Mario Maker for a long time now and I've accomplished something that I wanted to do

I do feel good that I got through that and holy shit
I do feel good that I got through that and holy shit

you saw, I was trying hard on that last one but man, I was not good enough at wall jumps
you saw, I was trying hard on that last one but man, I was not good enough at wall jumps

wall jumps are like my one weakness and goddamn it of course in the last level there's some random chance
wall jumps are like my one weakness and goddamn it of course in the last level there's some random chance

but thankfully it wasn't more than that and I got through that
but thankfully it wasn't more than that and I got through that

perfectly
perfectly

(sigh) I've never concentrated so hard in my life
(sigh) I've never concentrated so hard in my life

so thank you everybody so much for watching
so thank you everybody so much for watching

thank you for sticking with me through this entire time
thank you for sticking with me through this entire time

thank you for supporting me through the entire journey that I took on Super Mario Maker
thank you for supporting me through the entire journey that I took on Super Mario Maker

thank you for being there with me in the ragiest moments
thank you for being there with me in the ragiest moments

and the happiest joyous successes
and the happiest joyous successes

thank you so much for being here with me the whole way through
thank you so much for being here with me the whole way through

this has been...a fucking ride
this has been...a fucking ride

but thank you guys, so I'm really, I seriously am very grateful for you guys
but thank you guys, so I'm really, I seriously am very grateful for you guys

for joining me here. It has been a wild ride
for joining me here. It has been a wild ride

I don't know if I'm gonna try super expert
I don't know if I'm gonna try super expert

cause I don't know if my heart can take it
cause I don't know if my heart can take it

but thank you guys again so much for watching and thank you for enjoying it
but thank you guys again so much for watching and thank you for enjoying it

I really hope you did, let me know if you did in the comments below
I really hope you did, let me know if you did in the comments below

and thanks again.
and thanks again.

and as always, I will see you in the next video!
and as always, I will see you in the next video!

Bye-bye!!
Bye-bye!!

(outro music)
(outro music)