and their managers live together under one roof?
and their managers live together under one roof?

Players stop being polite...
Players stop being polite...

and start getting Re-al.
and start getting Re-al.

This is...
This is...

The Champions.
The Champions.

And for my next trick,
And for my next trick,

I will make myself reappear as a relevant player!
I will make myself reappear as a relevant player!

Now that the transfer window is over,
Now that the transfer window is over,

I could spend more time pursuing my hobbies.
I could spend more time pursuing my hobbies.

Ya know, like playing football!
Ya know, like playing football!

Hi, this is me, Christian Eriksen!
Hi, this is me, Christian Eriksen!

I love to play football for Tottenham Hotspur, I'm so happy!
I love to play football for Tottenham Hotspur, I'm so happy!

Ah, no. Hello.
Ah, no. Hello.

Watch out Champions League,
Watch out Champions League,

it's time for Atlanta to rock your world.
it's time for Atlanta to rock your world.

Uh, it's Atalanta.
Uh, it's Atalanta.

Ah, s--t.
Ah, s--t.

So, today is arrival day,
So, today is arrival day,

and I'm really excited to be in the Champions League mansion
and I'm really excited to be in the Champions League mansion

with a club that actually has a chance to make it out of the group stage.
with a club that actually has a chance to make it out of the group stage.

Jow!
Jow!

Oh, sorry, I didn't see you...
Oh, sorry, I didn't see you...

you must have been in my shadow.
you must have been in my shadow.

Uh...what are you talking about?
Uh...what are you talking about?

Joao, listen, I know that you feel a lot of pressure;
Joao, listen, I know that you feel a lot of pressure;

because to be compared to me, this must be very hard.
because to be compared to me, this must be very hard.

I don't...I really haven't thought about it.
I don't...I really haven't thought about it.

Shhhh, baby, baby, shhh, it's OK, it's OK.
Shhhh, baby, baby, shhh, it's OK, it's OK.

You just be the best Joao Felix that you can be...
You just be the best Joao Felix that you can be...

because there will never be anyone who can match my skills
because there will never be anyone who can match my skills

or my amount of troph-
or my amount of troph-

-my good looks.
-my good looks.

Here...I want you to take this.
Here...I want you to take this.

It is trophy from something I don't remember.
It is trophy from something I don't remember.

Whoa, the Nations League cup. Aw, man. I don't deserve this.
Whoa, the Nations League cup. Aw, man. I don't deserve this.

I think it should go to our best player.
I think it should go to our best player.

Ah, thank you, but, you know, I already have too many trophies.
Ah, thank you, but, you know, I already have too many trophies.

Oh, no, I meant Bernardo.
Oh, no, I meant Bernardo.

And here is the kitchen.
And here is the kitchen.

Whoa.
Whoa.

So, I decided to take Luka Jovic under my wing.
So, I decided to take Luka Jovic under my wing.

I even let him into my elite society: ‘LUKAS OF REAL MADRID.'
I even let him into my elite society: ‘LUKAS OF REAL MADRID.'

OK, so, this is the Pirlo wine dispenser if you want wine.
OK, so, this is the Pirlo wine dispenser if you want wine.

This is, uh, Maradona flour dispenser if you like to bake or something.
This is, uh, Maradona flour dispenser if you like to bake or something.

What does this one do?
What does this one do?

Oh, that's the Ballon d'Or.
Oh, that's the Ballon d'Or.

It’s supposed to make people care about you, but it does not seem to work.
It’s supposed to make people care about you, but it does not seem to work.

Here we are, lads!
Here we are, lads!

Looks like we’re taking over the Man United room.
Looks like we’re taking over the Man United room.

I think I found Fellaini’s old hair.
I think I found Fellaini’s old hair.

I think I found Alexis Sanchez.
I think I found Alexis Sanchez.

Guten tag!
Guten tag!

Any of you Englanders want some schweinekrusten?
Any of you Englanders want some schweinekrusten?

Germany definitely changed me.
Germany definitely changed me.

But now, I’m in the Premier League,
But now, I’m in the Premier League,

So, I'm trying to make an effort to understand British culture, innit?
So, I'm trying to make an effort to understand British culture, innit?

So what the heck is up with this Brexit thing?
So what the heck is up with this Brexit thing?

Christian. Stop talking.
Christian. Stop talking.

Listen, Gabriel, I swear-
Listen, Gabriel, I swear-

I’m going to find a way to get you more involved. You are just too talented-
I’m going to find a way to get you more involved. You are just too talented-

Ah, Jurgen, my worthy German rival.
Ah, Jurgen, my worthy German rival.

Pep, my classy Catalan competitor.
Pep, my classy Catalan competitor.

Champions League trophy...very nice.
Champions League trophy...very nice.

Premier League trophy...very nice.
Premier League trophy...very nice.

My doctor says whenever I get a trophy craving
My doctor says whenever I get a trophy craving

I should just put in a commemorative DVD
I should just put in a commemorative DVD

to remind me that it’s really about the journey, not the destination so much.
to remind me that it’s really about the journey, not the destination so much.

It was a good run at Ajax,
It was a good run at Ajax,

but I’m very excited to join Juventus because,
but I’m very excited to join Juventus because,

well, mainly they’re paying me a lot of money.
well, mainly they’re paying me a lot of money.

Hey, Giorgio! My brother! So excited to be on the squad. What’s up?
Hey, Giorgio! My brother! So excited to be on the squad. What’s up?

New transfers. Over there.
New transfers. Over there.

I like it. I see so much new blood.
I like it. I see so much new blood.

My children, are you willing to serve to sacrifice for the Old Lady?
My children, are you willing to serve to sacrifice for the Old Lady?

Very good. For she needs the fresh, new blood
Very good. For she needs the fresh, new blood

to stay strong...to stay young. To be...
to stay strong...to stay young. To be...

JUVENTUS.
JUVENTUS.

Wait...aren’t vampires supposed to like...not be in the sun?
Wait...aren’t vampires supposed to like...not be in the sun?

Vampire? Oh, I’m not a vampire.
Vampire? Oh, I’m not a vampire.

No, he just drains the life from everyone who plays with him.
No, he just drains the life from everyone who plays with him.

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