One day back in Middle School
One day back in Middle School

I'm like 12 years old
I'm like 12 years old

my dad comes up to me he's like
my dad comes up to me he's like

"Get Ready, I'm taking you to the car dealership
"Get Ready, I'm taking you to the car dealership

and I'll buy you a car
and I'll buy you a car

cause your bout' to turn 16"
cause your bout' to turn 16"

We get to the car dealership
We get to the car dealership

and he's like "okay whatever car you pick
and he's like "okay whatever car you pick

Your moms gonna drive it for the next 4 years
Your moms gonna drive it for the next 4 years

and then when you turn 16 ITS YOURS"
and then when you turn 16 ITS YOURS"

so then he tells me that my budget is $12,000
so then he tells me that my budget is $12,000

I felt like I was in a rap video
I felt like I was in a rap video

so my dad buys a car
so my dad buys a car

and here's where the problem starts
and here's where the problem starts

'cuz in my mind now I'm thinking "that's my car I'm just letting my mom borrow it"
'cuz in my mind now I'm thinking "that's my car I'm just letting my mom borrow it"

So one time my boy Robby comes over to spend the night and we're in my bedroom and I look at him like:
So one time my boy Robby comes over to spend the night and we're in my bedroom and I look at him like:

"We gotta start living our lives a quarter mile at a time
"We gotta start living our lives a quarter mile at a time

lets go downstairs
lets go downstairs

get my mom's keys
get my mom's keys

and go for a ride around the block"
and go for a ride around the block"

and Robby's like "OKAY! TURN UPWARD!"
and Robby's like "OKAY! TURN UPWARD!"

So my parents room is on one side of the house
So my parents room is on one side of the house

and the garage is on the other side of the house.
and the garage is on the other side of the house.

So we wait until like 2 AM
So we wait until like 2 AM

when my parents are sleeping
when my parents are sleeping

we creep downstairs
we creep downstairs

we go over to the keys
we go over to the keys

and we gotta be all silent
and we gotta be all silent

I'm like Indiana Jones
I'm like Indiana Jones

like taking the "artifacts"
like taking the "artifacts"

like swapping out the keys with a sand bag, right.
like swapping out the keys with a sand bag, right.

We go in the garage, open it, BOOM
We go in the garage, open it, BOOM

we're cruising down the block, I'm driving for the first time.
we're cruising down the block, I'm driving for the first time.

I even burnt some songs from video games
I even burnt some songs from video games

So were like rolling around the block
So were like rolling around the block

listening to Grand Theft Auto soundtracks
listening to Grand Theft Auto soundtracks

so it feels like were IN the game
so it feels like were IN the game

I look over at Robby and I'm like
I look over at Robby and I'm like

"Robby
"Robby

... get on the roof, brah"
... get on the roof, brah"

BAM! Flying around the block at like, 30 mph
BAM! Flying around the block at like, 30 mph

Don't try this at home though
Don't try this at home though

You know we're trained video game professionals
You know we're trained video game professionals

Y'all kids if y'all try this y'all might die
Y'all kids if y'all try this y'all might die

Anyways, fast forward a few months
Anyways, fast forward a few months

It's my birthday
It's my birthday

every year my mom gets me a hotel room
every year my mom gets me a hotel room

and I invite a bunch of my boys over
and I invite a bunch of my boys over

Me, Robby, Paul, Josh and my boy Eric
Me, Robby, Paul, Josh and my boy Eric

so i get all my boys in a circle and I'm like:
so i get all my boys in a circle and I'm like:

"Yo tonight
"Yo tonight

when my mom and my sister go to sleep
when my mom and my sister go to sleep

we're gonna take my mom's keys
we're gonna take my mom's keys

and we're gonna go for a ride"
and we're gonna go for a ride"

and my friends are like "oh my god, oh my god bruh bruh
and my friends are like "oh my god, oh my god bruh bruh

dude you're such a gangster"
dude you're such a gangster"

I know right?!
I know right?!

So my mum and my sister fall asleep
So my mum and my sister fall asleep

and I just hold my hand up
and I just hold my hand up

And the keys fly outta my mom's purse
And the keys fly outta my mom's purse

and fly into my hand like I'm a Jedi
and fly into my hand like I'm a Jedi

We grab a room key
We grab a room key

We get out to the car
We get out to the car

BOOM! We out here gettin' this paper 'cus
BOOM! We out here gettin' this paper 'cus

I'm blasting Mario Kart music
I'm blasting Mario Kart music

And I look over at Robby and I'm like
And I look over at Robby and I'm like

"Raise up 'em again on these fools"
"Raise up 'em again on these fools"

"You think they ready for level two?"
"You think they ready for level two?"

"Shooo they better get ready
"Shooo they better get ready

we live our lives a quarter mile at a time 'cus"
we live our lives a quarter mile at a time 'cus"

Robby jumps out, jumps on the roof
Robby jumps out, jumps on the roof

everybody's like "oh my god your guys are crazy!!"
everybody's like "oh my god your guys are crazy!!"

So I turn a corner, drive down
So I turn a corner, drive down

and guess what I see.
and guess what I see.

A Rent-A-Cop security guard
A Rent-A-Cop security guard

and it's a dead end
and it's a dead end

he looks up, I'm like:
he looks up, I'm like:

"I did my nickel, I ain't going back"
"I did my nickel, I ain't going back"

I panic, put it in reverse
I panic, put it in reverse

SKKKKRT vrrroooomm
SKKKKRT vrrroooomm

So I'm not looking back, and then all of a sudden
So I'm not looking back, and then all of a sudden

BOOM! I hit the pole
BOOM! I hit the pole

Robby rolls off the back
Robby rolls off the back

Eric is like, "Robby, nooooooo"
Eric is like, "Robby, nooooooo"

I'm like "Eric, focus, Robby's dead!
I'm like "Eric, focus, Robby's dead!

He's off to a better place now, his problems are over
He's off to a better place now, his problems are over

we still gotta get through this!!"
we still gotta get through this!!"

I look in the rear-view, I don't even see Robby anymore
I look in the rear-view, I don't even see Robby anymore

Security guard he jumps in his golf cart
Security guard he jumps in his golf cart

and he starts chasing after us.
and he starts chasing after us.

Then all of a sudden the passenger door flings open
Then all of a sudden the passenger door flings open

Robby's holding his side and he jumps in
Robby's holding his side and he jumps in

I slam on the gas
I slam on the gas

everybody's freaking out, but see I'm cool
everybody's freaking out, but see I'm cool

In Grand Theft Auto, I'm used to like 4 or 5 stars
In Grand Theft Auto, I'm used to like 4 or 5 stars

this is like, maybe, half a star right now.
this is like, maybe, half a star right now.

So theres like 7 hotel buildings
So theres like 7 hotel buildings

In this one complex
In this one complex

We pass our building because you don't want to be obvious
We pass our building because you don't want to be obvious

so we park two buildings away
so we park two buildings away

right? We get out, and we hide in the bushes.
right? We get out, and we hide in the bushes.

So we're getting all Tom Clancey,
So we're getting all Tom Clancey,

jumping from bush to bush
jumping from bush to bush

working our way back to the building
working our way back to the building

and we see the security guard
and we see the security guard

standing next to his golf cart with his hand on his hip, he's like:
standing next to his golf cart with his hand on his hip, he's like:

*grumbles*
*grumbles*

Steam is coming out of his ears
Steam is coming out of his ears

we're on the other side, we sneak past
we're on the other side, we sneak past

rush up the stairs to our room
rush up the stairs to our room

BOOM! Mission complinished
BOOM! Mission complinished

Fast forward a few weeks,
Fast forward a few weeks,

My mom's taking me to school
My mom's taking me to school

she walks around the back of the car and she notices a dent and she's like
she walks around the back of the car and she notices a dent and she's like

"What is this?!!!"
"What is this?!!!"

"Uh uh w-
"Uh uh w-

mom you don't remember w- how we got that?!"
mom you don't remember w- how we got that?!"

"No when did this happen!!
"No when did this happen!!

There's a line going down the back of the bumper!
There's a line going down the back of the bumper!

There's paint missing!"
There's paint missing!"

"D-uh you don't remember?!
"D-uh you don't remember?!

we went grocery shopping
we went grocery shopping

right? and we got hit with the
right? and we got hit with the

with theee
with theee

with theeeee with theeee with theeee
with theeeee with theeee with theeee

with theee with theee with thee with theee
with theee with theee with thee with theee

the shopping cart!"
the shopping cart!"

"I think I woulda remembered that."
"I think I woulda remembered that."

"Yeah no no, yeha you went into
"Yeah no no, yeha you went into

Publix and I stayed in the car...
Publix and I stayed in the car...

and then a lady I-I-I- I thought I told you
and then a lady I-I-I- I thought I told you

oh man!
oh man!

my b"
my b"

"Wait wait no.....I think
"Wait wait no.....I think

okay, no, no that sounds a little familiar
okay, no, no that sounds a little familiar

okay...ooookay
okay...ooookay

I remember now"
I remember now"

So yeah mom, I got a little confession
So yeah mom, I got a little confession

so now you know how we really got that
so now you know how we really got that

y'know that little ding in the back of our car
y'know that little ding in the back of our car

-What are you about to eat him?
-What are you about to eat him?

Why is he wrapped up like a burrito?
Why is he wrapped up like a burrito?

-I had to put his eye medication in
-I had to put his eye medication in

awwwwwwwww
awwwwwwwww

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