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  • 00:00

    Are you a single guy out there that would like to know how to talk to a lady?
    Are you a single guy out there that would like to know how to talk to a lady?

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    I'm Link, and I know the answer.
    I'm Link, and I know the answer.

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    Hey, I'm Cara from Connecticut, and this is Chia Lincoln from North Carolina.
    Hey, I'm Cara from Connecticut, and this is Chia Lincoln from North Carolina.

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    Let's talk about that.
    Let's talk about that.

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    ♪ (theme music) ♪
    ♪ (theme music) ♪

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    - Good Mythical Morning. - This episode is brought to you by
    - Good Mythical Morning. - This episode is brought to you by

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    Kotula's, The Guys With The Goods. Visit Kotulas.com.
    Kotula's, The Guys With The Goods. Visit Kotulas.com.

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    You can go there to get things like the Cooper Cooler. This thing, you put a drink
    You can go there to get things like the Cooper Cooler. This thing, you put a drink

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    in there... a minute later, it is refrigerator-cold. You can put
    in there... a minute later, it is refrigerator-cold. You can put

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    bottles in there. You can put cans in there. They got all kinds of stuff like
    bottles in there. You can put cans in there. They got all kinds of stuff like

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    this at Kotula's. I'm gonna use this later because I like my beverages chilled before
    this at Kotula's. I'm gonna use this later because I like my beverages chilled before

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    - consuming them. - You can also warm baby bottles in there.
    - consuming them. - You can also warm baby bottles in there.

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    It's also like some sort of monster. (scary voice) Put drinks in me!
    It's also like some sort of monster. (scary voice) Put drinks in me!

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    I make them cold!
    I make them cold!

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    It's time for a first ever Good Mythical Morning installment of Link's Golden
    It's time for a first ever Good Mythical Morning installment of Link's Golden

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    Advice for Single Guys. This is when I, Link, give you single guys golden advice
    Advice for Single Guys. This is when I, Link, give you single guys golden advice

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    - to help you get un-single-ized. - (smoothly) It's pretty simple. And when
    - to help you get un-single-ized. - (smoothly) It's pretty simple. And when

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    Link talks about, you know, giving advice to the single guys, I like to use this voice
    Link talks about, you know, giving advice to the single guys, I like to use this voice

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    because this voice has been very effective for me in the years past,
    because this voice has been very effective for me in the years past,

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    before I met my wife. Now that I got my wife, I just talk to her like this and she
    before I met my wife. Now that I got my wife, I just talk to her like this and she

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    - likes it a lot. So, Link-- - Probably not really, though.
    - likes it a lot. So, Link-- - Probably not really, though.

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    I'm going to read a couple of comments that we got here. I noticed a pattern here.
    I'm going to read a couple of comments that we got here. I noticed a pattern here.

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    - We had MaxMohrmann-- - You really gonna do this the whole time?
    - We had MaxMohrmann-- - You really gonna do this the whole time?

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    - (normally) No, you want me to stop? - Now's a good point.
    - (normally) No, you want me to stop? - Now's a good point.

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    - Okay. - No one will notice that you stopped.
    - Okay. - No one will notice that you stopped.

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    We had MaxMohrmann. He said: Dear Link... I don't know if he's a-- he's not a Mormon.
    We had MaxMohrmann. He said: Dear Link... I don't know if he's a-- he's not a Mormon.

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    It's not spelled like that, but you know, we'll put it on the screen.
    It's not spelled like that, but you know, we'll put it on the screen.

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    - But it's fine if he is, I guess. - Dear Link, how should you approach
    - But it's fine if he is, I guess. - Dear Link, how should you approach

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    a girl? AppleOfInternalHappy says: How do you start a conversation with a girl?
    a girl? AppleOfInternalHappy says: How do you start a conversation with a girl?

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    - Mm. - And MrStrawberryfields4 -- because
    - Mm. - And MrStrawberryfields4 -- because

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    MrStrawberryfields 1, 2, and 3 were taken-- How do I work up the gumption to speak to
    MrStrawberryfields 1, 2, and 3 were taken-- How do I work up the gumption to speak to

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    a girl whose name is still a mystery to me? So, I noticed a pattern here as I looked
    a girl whose name is still a mystery to me? So, I noticed a pattern here as I looked

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    - at the questions for you, - Yes, I see the pattern.
    - at the questions for you, - Yes, I see the pattern.

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    - all-knowing man... - of un-single-ization.
    - all-knowing man... - of un-single-ization.

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    of un-single-ization. De-single-ization. Guys wanna know how to approach girls
    of un-single-ization. De-single-ization. Guys wanna know how to approach girls

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    and talk to 'em. That's what they want. They need that. They want that. And you
    and talk to 'em. That's what they want. They need that. They want that. And you

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    have it. You have this sweater and the tie which means you have the credentials.
    have it. You have this sweater and the tie which means you have the credentials.

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    Here goes. First of all, I wanna put your mind at ease. I once was no different
    Here goes. First of all, I wanna put your mind at ease. I once was no different

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    - than you. I was also single. - Really?
    - than you. I was also single. - Really?

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    And I was afraid to talk to the ladies. Back in middle school, even when I got
    And I was afraid to talk to the ladies. Back in middle school, even when I got

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    a girlfriend and I was no longer technically single, I was still afraid to
    a girlfriend and I was no longer technically single, I was still afraid to

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    talk to my girlfriend because there was this obligation to speak to her and carry
    talk to my girlfriend because there was this obligation to speak to her and carry

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    on a boyfriend-girlfriend type relationship, I guess?
    on a boyfriend-girlfriend type relationship, I guess?

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    - Yeah. - Even in middle school, which is
    - Yeah. - Even in middle school, which is

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    - ridiculous in and of itself. - Yeah, it is.
    - ridiculous in and of itself. - Yeah, it is.

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    Just wait, middle schoolers, Don't even worry about it.
    Just wait, middle schoolers, Don't even worry about it.

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    - You don't need a girlfriend. - But I felt this pressure to call her
    - You don't need a girlfriend. - But I felt this pressure to call her

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    on the phone. Now this is Leslie and then Amber, my first two girlfriends in middle
    on the phone. Now this is Leslie and then Amber, my first two girlfriends in middle

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    school, which were incidentally also your two first girlfriends at different times.
    school, which were incidentally also your two first girlfriends at different times.

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    - Small town. - I would hear people talking in middle
    - Small town. - I would hear people talking in middle

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    school: "Oh, I talked to my girlfriend last night on the phone."
    school: "Oh, I talked to my girlfriend last night on the phone."

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    Oh, I guess I need to call her. I would get so nervous calling her on the phone,
    Oh, I guess I need to call her. I would get so nervous calling her on the phone,

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    I decided I was gonna write down the things that I was going to say.
    I decided I was gonna write down the things that I was going to say.

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    - You know why you did this, though. - Yeah, 'cause you'd get on there...
    - You know why you did this, though. - Yeah, 'cause you'd get on there...

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    - No, I gave you the system. - No you didn't, did you?
    - No, I gave you the system. - No you didn't, did you?

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    Because I was going out with Amber and I said the way that I have a conversation
    Because I was going out with Amber and I said the way that I have a conversation

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    with Amber is by writing down on a piece of notebook paper...
    with Amber is by writing down on a piece of notebook paper...

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    - An outline? - The four or five things that I'm gonna
    - An outline? - The four or five things that I'm gonna

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    - talk to her about. - I thought that was my idea.
    - talk to her about. - I thought that was my idea.

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    - Are you sure? I think it was my idea. - Yeah, I thought I gave you the idea.
    - Are you sure? I think it was my idea. - Yeah, I thought I gave you the idea.

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    Well, it didn't work either way. I would go through 'em all in the first 45 seconds
    Well, it didn't work either way. I would go through 'em all in the first 45 seconds

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    - and I'd say, "Okay, bye." - Okay. Right, right.
    - and I'd say, "Okay, bye." - Okay. Right, right.

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    - So you had trouble talking to females. - Yeah, it's not...
    - So you had trouble talking to females. - Yeah, it's not...

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    But this is about approaching the female for the first time, you know? That's what
    But this is about approaching the female for the first time, you know? That's what

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    - these guys are asking about. - My advice is this. Explanation to follow.
    - these guys are asking about. - My advice is this. Explanation to follow.

  • 03:56

    - Remember Miss Perfect. - I remember Miss Perfect.
    - Remember Miss Perfect. - I remember Miss Perfect.

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    Okay. In college, North Carolina State University, you find yourself seeing
    Okay. In college, North Carolina State University, you find yourself seeing

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    familiar faces all over the place even if you never talk to 'em. There was this one
    familiar faces all over the place even if you never talk to 'em. There was this one

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    girl that we both saw. Our other roommate, Greg, he also saw this girl at different times.
    girl that we both saw. Our other roommate, Greg, he also saw this girl at different times.

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    - She was hard to miss. - She was very pretty. And she wore these
    - She was hard to miss. - She was very pretty. And she wore these

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    - boots and these skirts and these tops... - Boots and skirts and tops.
    - boots and these skirts and these tops... - Boots and skirts and tops.

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    - That pretty much says it all. - And it was all notable.
    - That pretty much says it all. - And it was all notable.

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    Even from across campus. And we just got to talking about her.
    Even from across campus. And we just got to talking about her.

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    We never talked to her, but we started calling her "Miss Perfect."
    We never talked to her, but we started calling her "Miss Perfect."

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    We kind of had a similar schedule. I remember we would go to the Brickyard
    We kind of had a similar schedule. I remember we would go to the Brickyard

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    at NC State to eat lunch and she ate lunch at approximately the same time
    at NC State to eat lunch and she ate lunch at approximately the same time

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    a couple of times during the week. We would just sit there at this table and all
    a couple of times during the week. We would just sit there at this table and all

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    - we would do was talk about and look at-- - Talk about her.
    - we would do was talk about and look at-- - Talk about her.

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    - Miss Perfect. Who often ate alone! - And we would never talk to her. Ever.
    - Miss Perfect. Who often ate alone! - And we would never talk to her. Ever.

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    - Talk about her a lot. - And they're two very different things.
    - Talk about her a lot. - And they're two very different things.

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    I want you to move from looking at someone who you consider to be
    I want you to move from looking at someone who you consider to be

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    Miss Perfect to actually speaking to Miss Perfect. Here's what happened.
    Miss Perfect to actually speaking to Miss Perfect. Here's what happened.

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    And let me say real quick: A lot of people say, "You guys are excluding all the
    And let me say real quick: A lot of people say, "You guys are excluding all the

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    females out there 'cause you're just giving advice to single guys." But girls,
    females out there 'cause you're just giving advice to single guys." But girls,

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    this kind of applies to you because you need to know what guys are thinking.
    this kind of applies to you because you need to know what guys are thinking.

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    - Right. - Okay?
    - Right. - Okay?

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    Leave a comment and let me know, as you're processing this advice, what you're thinking.
    Leave a comment and let me know, as you're processing this advice, what you're thinking.

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    Leave a comment. Now, we did see her with one guy, and the dude's name... I'll keep
    Leave a comment. Now, we did see her with one guy, and the dude's name... I'll keep

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    it from you for a second. But there was a guy we'd see with her and think,
    it from you for a second. But there was a guy we'd see with her and think,

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    "This must be her boyfriend," and then Greg said, "I have a weightlifting class
    "This must be her boyfriend," and then Greg said, "I have a weightlifting class

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    - with Miss Perfect's boyfriend... - That's an in. That's an in.
    - with Miss Perfect's boyfriend... - That's an in. That's an in.

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    - "and he has a tattoo and it says 'Cash.'" - It had a dollar bill on there and it said
    - "and he has a tattoo and it says 'Cash.'" - It had a dollar bill on there and it said

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    - "Cash." - Which is ridiculous.
    - "Cash." - Which is ridiculous.

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    - Yeah. - She's dating this guy?
    - Yeah. - She's dating this guy?

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    - Yep. - "She could be talking to me, at least,"
    - Yep. - "She could be talking to me, at least,"

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    - is what we were all thinking, right? - But we didn't have tattoos.
    - is what we were all thinking, right? - But we didn't have tattoos.

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    And then we find out that the guy's name is actually Cash, which I don't know if
    And then we find out that the guy's name is actually Cash, which I don't know if

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    - that makes it worse or better. - Mm.
    - that makes it worse or better. - Mm.

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    - You be the judge of that. - Yeah.
    - You be the judge of that. - Yeah.

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    So that's the first thing. This guy probably had the guts to talk to her.
    So that's the first thing. This guy probably had the guts to talk to her.

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    So lesson learned: You could be Cash. But then, years later... I'm talking just
    So lesson learned: You could be Cash. But then, years later... I'm talking just

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    a year ago. I'm at home... this is years after college, whatever. I get a text
    a year ago. I'm at home... this is years after college, whatever. I get a text

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    - From me. - from Rhett and it says,
    - From me. - from Rhett and it says,

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    - "Miss Perfect is on television." - "Turn on Wipeout."
    - "Miss Perfect is on television." - "Turn on Wipeout."

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    So I go to Wipeout, and... you didn't say Miss Perfect was on, you said,
    So I go to Wipeout, and... you didn't say Miss Perfect was on, you said,

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    "Turn on Wipeout." So I go and I turn on Wipeout and I see the hostess, who I'd
    "Turn on Wipeout." So I go and I turn on Wipeout and I see the hostess, who I'd

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    seen many times. The girl who's down on the Wipeout field cracking jokes.
    seen many times. The girl who's down on the Wipeout field cracking jokes.

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    - Jill. - She's pretty. I was like-- it clicked.
    - Jill. - She's pretty. I was like-- it clicked.

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    - Miss Perfect. - Yep.
    - Miss Perfect. - Yep.

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    And then I remembered all of those times I looked at her but never decided to at
    And then I remembered all of those times I looked at her but never decided to at

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    - least go talk to her. - Miss Perfect is Jill Wagner,
    - least go talk to her. - Miss Perfect is Jill Wagner,

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    - host of Wipeout. - Hostess.
    - host of Wipeout. - Hostess.

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    Hostess of Wipeout. You shouldn't say "hostess," I think that's sexist.
    Hostess of Wipeout. You shouldn't say "hostess," I think that's sexist.

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    - She's just a host. - Yeah. Okay, I'm sorry.
    - She's just a host. - Yeah. Okay, I'm sorry.

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    Just like anybody else. But she's not on the show anymore. She's been replaced
    Just like anybody else. But she's not on the show anymore. She's been replaced

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    because she's focusing on her acting career. She wasn't fired.
    because she's focusing on her acting career. She wasn't fired.

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    She was on the winter special a few nights ago.
    She was on the winter special a few nights ago.

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    That was her last appearance. Anyway, Jill from Wipeout was Miss Perfect.
    That was her last appearance. Anyway, Jill from Wipeout was Miss Perfect.

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    - We never talked to her. What's your point? - Listen, guys. My point is: remember your
    - We never talked to her. What's your point? - Listen, guys. My point is: remember your

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    Miss Perfect. You could be tuning into television years later and realize,
    Miss Perfect. You could be tuning into television years later and realize,

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    "I could have talked to that girl. I could have dated that girl. She could've been
    "I could have talked to that girl. I could have dated that girl. She could've been

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    my girlfriend." It's much better to have a story that's... "Hey, that girl who hosts
    my girlfriend." It's much better to have a story that's... "Hey, that girl who hosts

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    that show? She rejected me." Than, "Hey, that girl who hosts that show? I saw her
    that show? She rejected me." Than, "Hey, that girl who hosts that show? I saw her

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    on campus and talked about her a lot." How lame is that? Even the worst case
    on campus and talked about her a lot." How lame is that? Even the worst case

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    scenario is better. So there's your gumption, people. Now, the other question
    scenario is better. So there's your gumption, people. Now, the other question

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    is what do you say when you go up to the girl?
    is what do you say when you go up to the girl?

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    I'm a little confused, though, because now we're both happily married to women that
    I'm a little confused, though, because now we're both happily married to women that

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    - we actually did talk to. - I have no regrets.
    - we actually did talk to. - I have no regrets.

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    - And there's no regrets about that. - I took the advice I just gave you with
    - And there's no regrets about that. - I took the advice I just gave you with

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    the woman who is now my wife and I have zero regrets.
    the woman who is now my wife and I have zero regrets.

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    You mean it's like a mnemonic device at this point. It's a way to remember what
    You mean it's like a mnemonic device at this point. It's a way to remember what

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    you should do. Miss Perfect is a remembering tool.
    you should do. Miss Perfect is a remembering tool.

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    Yes. I will give some practical advice of what to say when you go up to a girl.
    Yes. I will give some practical advice of what to say when you go up to a girl.

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    I would say, compliment her on something that is not related to her
    I would say, compliment her on something that is not related to her

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    - physical appearance. - Like, "I like your boots."
    - physical appearance. - Like, "I like your boots."

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    No, that's still too close. It's more like, if she has a patch on her backpack and
    No, that's still too close. It's more like, if she has a patch on her backpack and

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    you're at school, whatever school that may be, and you say, "I like your patch.
    you're at school, whatever school that may be, and you say, "I like your patch.

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    - Did you make that?" - I usually say something like, you know,
    - Did you make that?" - I usually say something like, you know,

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    back in the day... (smoothly) "I like your boots." (normally) You know, I would
    back in the day... (smoothly) "I like your boots." (normally) You know, I would

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    use that voice. I think talking about-- if they've got boots on...
    use that voice. I think talking about-- if they've got boots on...

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    - That's not my advice. - (smoothly) "I really like your boots.
    - That's not my advice. - (smoothly) "I really like your boots.

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    Where'd you get your boots?" (normally) That always worked for me.
    Where'd you get your boots?" (normally) That always worked for me.

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    Compliment her on something not related to her physical appearance. That includes
    Compliment her on something not related to her physical appearance. That includes

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    her boots or her fashion. It's something one step removed from that so she knows
    her boots or her fashion. It's something one step removed from that so she knows

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    that-- maybe you're talking to her because you're only physically attracted
    that-- maybe you're talking to her because you're only physically attracted

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    to her, but you're already interested in other things about her.
    to her, but you're already interested in other things about her.

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    But all I know about her at this point is what she looks like and what she has on,
    But all I know about her at this point is what she looks like and what she has on,

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    - so I say... - If she has a patch on her book bag,
    - so I say... - If she has a patch on her book bag,

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    - that's what I'm saying! - (smoothly) Hey, I like you boots.
    - that's what I'm saying! - (smoothly) Hey, I like you boots.

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    - (normally) I think your boots are-- - Don't listen to him!
    - (normally) I think your boots are-- - Don't listen to him!

  • 09:01

    much better than the patch. If she has a patch, the patch is okay.
    much better than the patch. If she has a patch, the patch is okay.

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    - That's my point exactly! - But who has a patch?
    - That's my point exactly! - But who has a patch?

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    - Do people have patches? - It's very trendy to put patches on your
    - Do people have patches? - It's very trendy to put patches on your

  • 09:09

    - book... packs in schools these days. - (laughs) Okay, compliment her patch.
    - book... packs in schools these days. - (laughs) Okay, compliment her patch.

  • 09:15

    Yeah. And then if she says, "Oh, why do you say that?" say, "I was just makin' up
    Yeah. And then if she says, "Oh, why do you say that?" say, "I was just makin' up

  • 09:19

    somethin' so I could talk to you." That's a good followup, 'cause now you're being
    somethin' so I could talk to you." That's a good followup, 'cause now you're being

  • 09:22

    - honest. - I think the point is that, like I said,
    - honest. - I think the point is that, like I said,

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    we're both married to women. Happily married.
    we're both married to women. Happily married.

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    - Different women. - Have been for a long time.
    - Different women. - Have been for a long time.

  • 09:32

    I have my own wife and Link has his own wife. Both of the situations started in
    I have my own wife and Link has his own wife. Both of the situations started in

  • 09:37

    the same way. We saw our wives in a public place and we just went up and started
    the same way. We saw our wives in a public place and we just went up and started

  • 09:41

    talking to them. I think I... my wife wasn't wearing boots at the time,
    talking to them. I think I... my wife wasn't wearing boots at the time,

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    so I couldn't compliment on her boots, but I did say something like,
    so I couldn't compliment on her boots, but I did say something like,

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    (smoothly) "How you doin'?" (normally) You know, something like that.
    (smoothly) "How you doin'?" (normally) You know, something like that.

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    - I recommend using the voice. - I can't believe that worked.
    - I recommend using the voice. - I can't believe that worked.

  • 09:56

    The way I met my wife was there was a social and it was a rollerskating social.
    The way I met my wife was there was a social and it was a rollerskating social.

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    It was a very cool thing for college kids to rollerskate back in my day.
    It was a very cool thing for college kids to rollerskate back in my day.

  • 10:08

    Not really, but it was so uncool it became cool. But everyone's lined up outside so
    Not really, but it was so uncool it became cool. But everyone's lined up outside so

  • 10:12

    I just kind of... I saw her. I noticed my wife, not knowing that she'd be my wife.
    I just kind of... I saw her. I noticed my wife, not knowing that she'd be my wife.

  • 10:17

    - Did she have on boots or rollerskates? - Uh, neither. Like tennis shoes,
    - Did she have on boots or rollerskates? - Uh, neither. Like tennis shoes,

  • 10:22

    - probably. I can't really remember that. - Did you compliment them?
    - probably. I can't really remember that. - Did you compliment them?

  • 10:25

    No. I said, "I like your patch." And she was like, "I don't have a patch."
    No. I said, "I like your patch." And she was like, "I don't have a patch."

  • 10:29

    - Oh. You went there. - No, I didn't. I said,
    - Oh. You went there. - No, I didn't. I said,

  • 10:32

    - "You know how to rollerskate?" - Oh, that's good.
    - "You know how to rollerskate?" - Oh, that's good.

  • 10:35

    - She said no. I said-- - "Let me teach you."
    - She said no. I said-- - "Let me teach you."

  • 10:38

    - (smoothly) "Let me teach you." - (laughs) That's good, Link!
    - (smoothly) "Let me teach you." - (laughs) That's good, Link!

  • 10:40

    You taught her how to rollerskate and now she's your wife.
    You taught her how to rollerskate and now she's your wife.

  • 10:43

    - It works. - So what I hear you saying is that--
    - It works. - So what I hear you saying is that--

  • 10:45

    Go to rollerskating rinks and... if they're in a commensurate age to you,
    Go to rollerskating rinks and... if they're in a commensurate age to you,

  • 10:49

    then ask them if you can teach them to rollerskate.
    then ask them if you can teach them to rollerskate.

  • 10:52

    Just do it. If there's somebody that you would like to talk to, just go up and talk
    Just do it. If there's somebody that you would like to talk to, just go up and talk

  • 10:55

    to 'em. If they have a patch on their backpack...
    to 'em. If they have a patch on their backpack...

  • 10:57

    No regrets, people! They're gonna be on television one day and you'll at least
    No regrets, people! They're gonna be on television one day and you'll at least

  • 11:00

    - wanna have a good story to tell! - If they have a patch on their backpack,
    - wanna have a good story to tell! - If they have a patch on their backpack,

  • 11:03

    you can compliment that. If they have on boots... I think tellin' a girl "nice boots"...
    you can compliment that. If they have on boots... I think tellin' a girl "nice boots"...

  • 11:07

    Women, comment: Do you like it when guys say "nice boots" if you have on boots?
    Women, comment: Do you like it when guys say "nice boots" if you have on boots?

  • 11:12

    I think you do.
    I think you do.

  • 11:13

    - Yeah, let him know in the comments. - But whatever it is, initiate a conversation.
    - Yeah, let him know in the comments. - But whatever it is, initiate a conversation.

  • 11:19

    I'm supposed to be giving the advice and I gave it.
    I'm supposed to be giving the advice and I gave it.

  • 11:22

    - Okay. I'm just trying to help you out here. - You don't need to help me out and you
    - Okay. I'm just trying to help you out here. - You don't need to help me out and you

  • 11:26

    don't need to help them out. We got it covered. Me and you, people, we got it.
    don't need to help them out. We got it covered. Me and you, people, we got it.

  • 11:30

    - Now go and be golden. - Spin the wheel.
    - Now go and be golden. - Spin the wheel.

  • 11:40

    Whatever comes up on the wheel is how we end Good Mythical Morning.
    Whatever comes up on the wheel is how we end Good Mythical Morning.

  • 11:43

    You can add your suggestions on Facebook and Twitter.
    You can add your suggestions on Facebook and Twitter.

  • 11:51

    - Thumb wrestle. - You know what? Thumb wrestle.
    - Thumb wrestle. - You know what? Thumb wrestle.

  • 11:53

    Pause. Let's not do this, because tomorrow is a blackout day.
    Pause. Let's not do this, because tomorrow is a blackout day.

  • 11:58

    - Oh. - We need to tell these people.
    - Oh. - We need to tell these people.

  • 12:00

    That's right, I totally forgot. We are not going to end the episode the same way.
    That's right, I totally forgot. We are not going to end the episode the same way.

  • 12:05

    We're not gonna thumb wrestle. We're gonna save thumb wrestling for another day.
    We're not gonna thumb wrestle. We're gonna save thumb wrestling for another day.

  • 12:08

    Don't you wish you could see us thumb wrestle? That's the point, people.
    Don't you wish you could see us thumb wrestle? That's the point, people.

  • 12:11

    Because we are not going to have an episode of Good Mythical Morning tomorrow,
    Because we are not going to have an episode of Good Mythical Morning tomorrow,

  • 12:16

    Wednesday, January 18th, and here's why: I'm not gonna go into the details too much
    Wednesday, January 18th, and here's why: I'm not gonna go into the details too much

  • 12:22

    about this, but you might have heard about SOPA, the Stop Online Piracy Act,
    about this, but you might have heard about SOPA, the Stop Online Piracy Act,

  • 12:28

    which seems like such a great idea when you think about it on the surface and you
    which seems like such a great idea when you think about it on the surface and you

  • 12:31

    hear about it. Even guys like us, we make a living with intellectual property.
    hear about it. Even guys like us, we make a living with intellectual property.

  • 12:35

    We sell music, songs that we write. We've got a movie that we sold.
    We sell music, songs that we write. We've got a movie that we sold.

  • 12:38

    We've got a television show that's out there for you to buy and download.
    We've got a television show that's out there for you to buy and download.

  • 12:42

    We like it when you do those things honestly and buy those things instead of
    We like it when you do those things honestly and buy those things instead of

  • 12:45

    pirating them. However, SOPA and its counterpart, PIPA, are horrible ideas for
    pirating them. However, SOPA and its counterpart, PIPA, are horrible ideas for

  • 12:52

    reasons that I'm not gonna go into 'cause a lot of people who are smarter than us
    reasons that I'm not gonna go into 'cause a lot of people who are smarter than us

  • 12:56

    and know a lot more about these issues than we do have talked about them
    and know a lot more about these issues than we do have talked about them

  • 12:58

    extensively in a number of videos. We're gonna link to one of those.
    extensively in a number of videos. We're gonna link to one of those.

  • 13:02

    But the point is we are going to join in with the boycott, which is a blackout
    But the point is we are going to join in with the boycott, which is a blackout

  • 13:06

    tomorrow where hopefully you'll feel a little pain of not getting Good Mythical
    tomorrow where hopefully you'll feel a little pain of not getting Good Mythical

  • 13:10

    Morning and that will make us feel nice, but even moreso, you will become educated
    Morning and that will make us feel nice, but even moreso, you will become educated

  • 13:14

    - about SOPA. - So we're gonna put up some information
    - about SOPA. - So we're gonna put up some information

  • 13:17

    tomorrow in that video about what you can do to be a part of stopping SOPA and we'll
    tomorrow in that video about what you can do to be a part of stopping SOPA and we'll

  • 13:22

    be back here on Thursday.
    be back here on Thursday.

  • 13:25

    [Captioned by Caitrin: GMM Captioning Team]
    [Captioned by Caitrin: GMM Captioning Team]

All phrase
I know
//

phrase

I agree.

talk to
//

phrase

reprimand or scold someone.

How to Talk to Girls

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Video Language:

  • English

Caption Language:

  • English (en)

Accent:

  • English (US)

Speech Time:

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  • 13:13 / 13:35

Speech Rate:

  • 227 wpm - Fast

Category:

  • Howto & Style

Intro:

Are you a single guy out there that would like to know how to talk to a lady?
I'm Link, and I know the answer.. Hey, I'm Cara from Connecticut, and this is Chia Lincoln from North Carolina.
Let's talk about that.. ♪ (theme music) ♪. - Good Mythical Morning. - This episode is brought to you by
Kotula's, The Guys With The Goods. Visit Kotulas.com.
You can go there to get things like the Cooper Cooler. This thing, you put a drink
in there... a minute later, it is refrigerator-cold. You can put
bottles in there. You can put cans in there. They got all kinds of stuff like
this at Kotula's. I'm gonna use this later because I like my beverages chilled before
- consuming them. - You can also warm baby bottles in there.
It's also like some sort of monster. (scary voice) Put drinks in me!
I make them cold!. It's time for a first ever Good Mythical Morning installment of Link's Golden
Advice for Single Guys. This is when I, Link, give you single guys golden advice
- to help you get un-single-ized. - (smoothly) It's pretty simple. And when
Link talks about, you know, giving advice to the single guys, I like to use this voice
because this voice has been very effective for me in the years past,
before I met my wife. Now that I got my wife, I just talk to her like this and she

Video Vocabulary

/briNG/

verb

To take or go with someone to a place.

/ˈepəˌsōd/

noun

event or group of events.

/ˈpadərn/

noun verb

repeated decorative design. decorate with pattern.

/bēˈkəz/

conjunction

for reason that.

adjective

Working efficiently to produce a desired result.

/kənˈso͞omiNG/

adjective verb

Very intense. To eat, drink, buy or use up something.

/ˈkäment/

noun other verb

remark expressing opinion. Some things you say, giving opinions; remarks. To say something that gives your opinion.

/ˈbev(ə)rij/

noun other

drink other than water. A drink other than water.

/ˈbädl/

noun other verb

container for storing liquids. Containers with a narrow neck used to hold liquids. To put something into a bottle to store it.

/ˈnōdəs/

verb

become aware of.

/CHild/

adjective verb

cooled in refrigerator. To become less tense about something.

/inˈstôlmənt/

noun

sum of money due as one of several equal payments for something.