- Am I gonna be canceled for this?
- Am I gonna be canceled for this?

Ughhh.
Ughhh.

(upbeat music)
(upbeat music)

♪ I'm Harry, Harry Potter. ♪
♪ I'm Harry, Harry Potter. ♪

- Hey guys, Tessa here.
- Hey guys, Tessa here.

And for today's video I'm going to be reacting to
And for today's video I'm going to be reacting to

the video Harry Potter, but it's unnecessarily (beep)
the video Harry Potter, but it's unnecessarily (beep)

from the channel Everything HP.
from the channel Everything HP.

You guys have been requesting that I react to this channel.
You guys have been requesting that I react to this channel.

Obviously this video is gonna get a little dirty,
Obviously this video is gonna get a little dirty,

and a little inappropriate.
and a little inappropriate.

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Please, I'm begging you.
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I hate it.
I hate it.

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♪ I'm Harry (beep) Potter! ♪
♪ I'm Harry (beep) Potter! ♪

Hokey dokey.
Hokey dokey.

You better clear off before my (beep) comes back Dobby,
You better clear off before my (beep) comes back Dobby,

or I might (beep) you.
or I might (beep) you.

- Hey listen, about the badges,
- Hey listen, about the badges,

I've asked them not to (beep) them.
I've asked them not to (beep) them.

- Don't worry about it.
- Don't worry about it.

- What are you doing to the badges?
- What are you doing to the badges?

The Hufflepuffs are doing what to the badges?
The Hufflepuffs are doing what to the badges?

- You know, she's got nice (beep).
- You know, she's got nice (beep).

- Dobby is a free (beep).
- Dobby is a free (beep).

- This is already a lot. (giggling)
- This is already a lot. (giggling)

Dobby! This feels so wrong.
Dobby! This feels so wrong.

- Unless you wish to (beep) him, and I assure you,
- Unless you wish to (beep) him, and I assure you,

I would have the greatest (beep) if you did.
I would have the greatest (beep) if you did.

- No!
- No!

- Not to be rude or anything, but this isn't a great time
- Not to be rude or anything, but this isn't a great time

for me to have a (beep) in my bedroom.
for me to have a (beep) in my bedroom.

- What's in your bed?
- What's in your bed?

- Maybe if the fat lump had given (beep) a squeeze,
- Maybe if the fat lump had given (beep) a squeeze,

he'd have remembered to fall on his fat (beep).
he'd have remembered to fall on his fat (beep).

- Blimey, that's one big (beep).
- Blimey, that's one big (beep).

- Pfft.
- Pfft.

- [Fred] He's not Fred, I am!
- [Fred] He's not Fred, I am!

Honestly woman, you call yourself our (beep)?
Honestly woman, you call yourself our (beep)?

- My dad didn't (beep).
- My dad didn't (beep).

(laughing)
(laughing)

- [Harry] And nor do I.
- [Harry] And nor do I.

Tell them how it happened that night.
Tell them how it happened that night.

Tell them how you looked him in the eye,
Tell them how you looked him in the eye,

a man who trusted you, and you (beeped) him.
a man who trusted you, and you (beeped) him.

- (laughing) Okay, that one was good.
- (laughing) Okay, that one was good.

That one was the best one yet. (laughing)
That one was the best one yet. (laughing)

You looked him in the eye, a man who trusted you,
You looked him in the eye, a man who trusted you,

and (beep).
and (beep).

Oh, boy!
Oh, boy!

- [Harry's Son] What if I am (beep)?
- [Harry's Son] What if I am (beep)?

- Ron, Fred, George. What are you all doing here?
- Ron, Fred, George. What are you all doing here?

- (beep)ing you, of course.
- (beep)ing you, of course.

- He's (beep) me.
- He's (beep) me.

He's (beep) me.
He's (beep) me.

- No!
- No!

- Just because you've got the (beep) of a teaspoon.
- Just because you've got the (beep) of a teaspoon.

- [Cho] You're a really good (beep)er Harry.
- [Cho] You're a really good (beep)er Harry.

- How can it? Both my parents are (beep)ed.
- How can it? Both my parents are (beep)ed.

(laughing)
(laughing)

- Yeah they're (beep)ed all right.
- Yeah they're (beep)ed all right.

Oh, this is a lot.
Oh, this is a lot.

- Can we (beep) all this in London?
- Can we (beep) all this in London?

- Come and (beep) the big boys.
- Come and (beep) the big boys.

(laughing)
(laughing)

- Oh no.
- Oh no.

- [Malfoy] You're gonna bloody (beep) this.
- [Malfoy] You're gonna bloody (beep) this.

- You complete (beep), Ronald Weasley.
- You complete (beep), Ronald Weasley.

- That one was believable.
- That one was believable.

That was very believable.
That was very believable.

Honestly, I feel like Hermione cursing,
Honestly, I feel like Hermione cursing,

and Draco cursing, feels the most believable to me.
and Draco cursing, feels the most believable to me.

Draco especially. It's like he was meant to.
Draco especially. It's like he was meant to.

- Potter!
- Potter!

Is it true you (beep), I mean you actually (beep)!
Is it true you (beep), I mean you actually (beep)!

- [Bellatrix] I (beep)ed Sirius Black.
- [Bellatrix] I (beep)ed Sirius Black.

- No!
- No!

Noo!
Noo!

No.
No.

I (beep)ed Sirius Black, Bellatrix!
I (beep)ed Sirius Black, Bellatrix!

That's gross.
That's gross.

That's disgusting.
That's disgusting.

I accept all ships, on this channel.
I accept all ships, on this channel.

But incest? Come on.
But incest? Come on.

I don't want it.
I don't want it.

- They were (beep)ing him mom.
- They were (beep)ing him mom.

- NO!
- NO!

Noo !
Noo !

I hate this.
I hate this.

this was such a bad idea.
this was such a bad idea.

Why am I still watching this,
Why am I still watching this,

this was a horrible idea.
this was a horrible idea.

But I'm already like halfway through.
But I'm already like halfway through.

- Your (beep) Harry! Your (beep)!
- Your (beep) Harry! Your (beep)!

- You (beep) those spiders Ron.
- You (beep) those spiders Ron.

- You (beep) those spiders Ron.
- You (beep) those spiders Ron.

- You're, just (beep)ing your wand too much,
- You're, just (beep)ing your wand too much,

try it like this.
try it like this.

- Noo!
- Noo!

- (beep) off the table.
- (beep) off the table.

- (beep) off the table.
- (beep) off the table.

- (beep) the spare.
- (beep) the spare.

- Ahh! Everyone keeps (beep) everything.
- Ahh! Everyone keeps (beep) everything.

And your (beep) on the table.
And your (beep) on the table.

- I haven't lost anything!
- I haven't lost anything!

Your cat (beep)ed him.
Your cat (beep)ed him.

- Oh no!
- Oh no!

Is it bad I want to say Shane Dawson?
Is it bad I want to say Shane Dawson?

This is this is the video that's going to get me canceled.
This is this is the video that's going to get me canceled.

- Swish and (beep).
- Swish and (beep).

(laughing)
(laughing)

(laughing)
(laughing)

- Processing a lot of things.
- Processing a lot of things.

- I'm sorry professor.
- I'm sorry professor.

I must not (beep) lies.
I must not (beep) lies.

- At least no one on the Gryffindor team
- At least no one on the Gryffindor team

had to (beep) their way in.
had to (beep) their way in.

They got in on pure talent.
They got in on pure talent.

- [Bellatrix] How dare you (beep) your masters!
- [Bellatrix] How dare you (beep) your masters!

- Just stroke the (beep) of course.
- Just stroke the (beep) of course.

- No no no not the (beep)ing.
- No no no not the (beep)ing.

- Ginny and I, we (beep) a cake.
- Ginny and I, we (beep) a cake.

- Ravenclaw common room. Gotta (beep) somewhere.
- Ravenclaw common room. Gotta (beep) somewhere.

(laughing)
(laughing)

- Me.
- Me.

- [Malfoy] Why so (beep) Potter?
- [Malfoy] Why so (beep) Potter?

- I wasn't looking at its (beep).
- I wasn't looking at its (beep).

I was a bit preoccupied with its heads.
I was a bit preoccupied with its heads.

- The question is, would fluffy have three (beep),
- The question is, would fluffy have three (beep),

or one (beep).
or one (beep).

- Are you not currently (beep)ing Dean Thomas?
- Are you not currently (beep)ing Dean Thomas?

- Technically it's a (beep).
- Technically it's a (beep).

- If we die for them Harry I'm gonna (beep) you!
- If we die for them Harry I'm gonna (beep) you!

(laughing)
(laughing)

- Excuse me I have to go and (beep).
- Excuse me I have to go and (beep).

You (beep)ed a teacher!
You (beep)ed a teacher!

- No!
- No!

This is so bad 'cause they're all like young.
This is so bad 'cause they're all like young.

This is bad.
This is bad.

Okay. We're all pretending that everyone is of age.
Okay. We're all pretending that everyone is of age.

- Dry up Dursley you great (beep).
- Dry up Dursley you great (beep).

- You deserve that.
- You deserve that.

So,
So,

that,
that,

was,
was,

a, time.
a, time.

That was an experience.
That was an experience.

I don't really know how to respond to that.
I don't really know how to respond to that.

Sorry, guys, today has just been, a day.
Sorry, guys, today has just been, a day.

Yeah, it's a weird time right now.
Yeah, it's a weird time right now.

I got my first vaccine though.
I got my first vaccine though.

I got my first Moderna vaccine. I'm so happy.
I got my first Moderna vaccine. I'm so happy.

Oh, I'm so happy.
Oh, I'm so happy.

It's still going to be
It's still going to be

like a month until I get my second one,
like a month until I get my second one,

but I should be fully vaccinated,
but I should be fully vaccinated,

and like good to go on May 1st.
and like good to go on May 1st.

That is amazing, because that means that I can finally,
That is amazing, because that means that I can finally,

start like taking major steps in planning my wedding.
start like taking major steps in planning my wedding.

Cause I've had to hold it off.
Cause I've had to hold it off.

I'm not going to talk about it now,
I'm not going to talk about it now,

because I want to do a whole series on it.
because I want to do a whole series on it.

I don't even know if I should put this in.
I don't even know if I should put this in.

I think that's it.
I think that's it.

If you're still here, God bless you.
If you're still here, God bless you.

I feel weird.
I feel weird.

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And don't let the (beep) get you down.
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Stay cool starfish, bye.
Stay cool starfish, bye.

Quiet.
Quiet.

Help me.
Help me.

I can't (beep)ing get my (beep) together today.
I can't (beep)ing get my (beep) together today.

I hate it.
I hate it.

My God, this posture, Oh my God.
My God, this posture, Oh my God.

My battery's dying.
My battery's dying.

I'm actually going to (beep), so anyway, we're fine.
I'm actually going to (beep), so anyway, we're fine.

I'm just being a little bitch today.
I'm just being a little bitch today.

Yeah.
Yeah.

(beep) me.
(beep) me.

(indistinct singing)
(indistinct singing)

♪ And I think to myself, ♪
♪ And I think to myself, ♪

♪ What a wonderful world ♪
♪ What a wonderful world ♪

(remix begins)
(remix begins)