You la...
You la...

...laugh,
...laugh,

you lo...
you lo...

...se!
...se!

Hope you guys enjoy this episode.
Hope you guys enjoy this episode.

Basically, "If you laugh,
Basically, "If you laugh,

you lose," to classical stuff.
you lose," to classical stuff.

Uh, welc— I mean,
Uh, welc— I mean,

Welcome to our channel
Welcome to our channel

if you're a new member of Twoset Violin.
if you're a new member of Twoset Violin.

Welcome.
Welcome.

Oh, you got us there.
Oh, you got us there.

Ohh, that's pretty funny.
Ohh, that's pretty funny.

That's funny.
That's funny.

I'm dying.
I'm dying.

Oh, hello Lang Lang.
Oh, hello Lang Lang.

Yeah. How are you Lang Lang?
Yeah. How are you Lang Lang?

Oh man, that's so good.
Oh man, that's so good.

That's a...
That's a...

Is that like, a...
Is that like, a...

- Hair dryer or something? - Yeah.
- Hair dryer or something? - Yeah.

Or a vacuum cleaner.
Or a vacuum cleaner.

Yeah.
Yeah.

Bro.
Bro.

- Oh, that's good. - That's good.
- Oh, that's good. - That's good.

Conductor's like, what the hell—
Conductor's like, what the hell—

Dude, that's so bad.
Dude, that's so bad.

What?!
What?!

You know, I'd actually pay to see that.
You know, I'd actually pay to see that.

That's amazing.
That's amazing.

- If they can actually do that - - I'll pay to see it.
- If they can actually do that - - I'll pay to see it.

The one that got me was that siren.
The one that got me was that siren.

Yeah. And then he goes,
Yeah. And then he goes,

Next.
Next.

"How percussionists brush their teeth."
"How percussionists brush their teeth."

Dude she's gonna like, ruin her gums, man.
Dude she's gonna like, ruin her gums, man.

I know.
I know.

Where's the toothpaste?
Where's the toothpaste?

I think that was more like...
I think that was more like...

Interesting than funny.
Interesting than funny.

Yeah.
Yeah.

It's good to know she has a good sense of rhythm.
It's good to know she has a good sense of rhythm.

Yeah. And practices when she needs to.
Yeah. And practices when she needs to.

- Mmm. - Unlike someone.
- Mmm. - Unlike someone.

Dude, that looks so hard.
Dude, that looks so hard.

Dude, that... Still better than me.
Dude, that... Still better than me.

See you guys, that's talent.
See you guys, that's talent.

Where are all the talented buskers in my city?
Where are all the talented buskers in my city?

It wasn't funny, but it was cool.
It wasn't funny, but it was cool.

Not everything is meant to be funny.
Not everything is meant to be funny.

- Exactly. - It's variety when you watch TwoSet Violin.
- Exactly. - It's variety when you watch TwoSet Violin.

Oh.
Oh.

Ooh! Dude, he downed that.
Ooh! Dude, he downed that.

How does that work?
How does that work?

It's kind of funny.
It's kind of funny.

It's funny cuz it just sounds bad.
It's funny cuz it just sounds bad.

Yeah, it just sounds bad.
Yeah, it just sounds bad.

It's like, the helium was—
It's like, the helium was—

It wasn't a good idea.
It wasn't a good idea.

"How to turn your child into a music..."
"How to turn your child into a music..."

Oh, man.
Oh, man.

I hope these are funny.
I hope these are funny.

If not, I'm gonna be disappointed.
If not, I'm gonna be disappointed.

Eddy: I want to practice my la -
Eddy: I want to practice my la -

Ohh.
Ohh.

Is this video...
Is this video...

Is our video going to be reported because of this?
Is our video going to be reported because of this?

- Is there like, a child's act or something? - Is there a child thing?
- Is there like, a child's act or something? - Is there a child thing?

Alright. This is how to turn your child
Alright. This is how to turn your child

into a musical instrument.
into a musical instrument.

First, you check the tuning.
First, you check the tuning.

Mhmm, this one is mostly in tune.
Mhmm, this one is mostly in tune.

This is a kind of drum.
This is a kind of drum.

This is the percussion section.
This is the percussion section.

This is the trumpet.
This is the trumpet.

Show us the trumpet.
Show us the trumpet.

Mm yep, good. Okay. Here we go.
Mm yep, good. Okay. Here we go.

Let's play a tune.
Let's play a tune.

What?
What?

Oh wait, then you can tune yourself.
Oh wait, then you can tune yourself.

I'll tune you.
I'll tune you.

Oh, no.
Oh, no.

Can you tickle yourself, though?
Can you tickle yourself, though?

Apparently it's impossible, but I can.
Apparently it's impossible, but I can.

- You can?! - I'm just that ticklish.
- You can?! - I'm just that ticklish.

- Really? - Yeah!
- Really? - Yeah!

(laughing) How do you tickle yourself?!
(laughing) How do you tickle yourself?!

I'm just ticklish.
I'm just ticklish.

- Are you serious?! - Yeah!
- Are you serious?! - Yeah!

Is it not ticklish?
Is it not ticklish?

Like,
Like,

- Are you even ticklish at all? - Tickle over here, here.
- Are you even ticklish at all? - Tickle over here, here.

Yeah, it's ticklish.
Yeah, it's ticklish.

Bro, that's not—
Bro, that's not—

That's not called "that's ticklish."
That's not called "that's ticklish."

Yours was just like,
Yours was just like,

"Yeah that's ticklish."
"Yeah that's ticklish."

No, I feel tickles.
No, I feel tickles.

You don't even feel—
You don't even feel—

I haven't even touched you yet!
I haven't even touched you yet!

Alright.
Alright.

(laughing) He kept a straight face!
(laughing) He kept a straight face!

He was just like -
He was just like -

Brett: He kept a straight face!
Brett: He kept a straight face!

And the dude next to him also kept a—
And the dude next to him also kept a—

Almost kept a straight face!
Almost kept a straight face!

Dude, what a champion!
Dude, what a champion!

Wow.
Wow.

Ohh...
Ohh...

What would you have done if you saw that in a concert?
What would you have done if you saw that in a concert?

(both) I would have lost it.
(both) I would have lost it.

I'd be like,
I'd be like,

That would've been funny.
That would've been funny.

Oh, man.
Oh, man.

It happened when your shoulder rest dropped, Barber.
It happened when your shoulder rest dropped, Barber.

And I lost it.
And I lost it.

It was painful for me in the audience.
It was painful for me in the audience.

I was like,
I was like,

"Don't laugh."
"Don't laugh."

"Don't laugh!"
"Don't laugh!"

Come on.
Come on.

That's pretty cool.
That's pretty cool.

Hey!
Hey!

That's pretty cool.
That's pretty cool.

I love it.
I love it.

Yeah.
Yeah.

Dude, that guy did it wrong.
Dude, that guy did it wrong.

- He doesn't know how to dab. - Yeah.
- He doesn't know how to dab. - Yeah.

Whoa.
Whoa.

That was more impressive than...
That was more impressive than...

funny, yeah.
funny, yeah.

I'm impressed they figured out like
I'm impressed they figured out like

a Cup Song can fit with Stravinsky.
a Cup Song can fit with Stravinsky.

Yeah. And with the piano.
Yeah. And with the piano.

- Yeah yeah yeah. - Like, to all three people.
- Yeah yeah yeah. - Like, to all three people.

- Nice one! Congratulations. - Well done.
- Nice one! Congratulations. - Well done.

Next.
Next.

- I think it's both. - Two...
- I think it's both. - Two...

One.
One.

Like...
Like...

First we had...
First we had...

baby abuse.
baby abuse.

Now we have animal abuse.
Now we have animal abuse.

How do you know if the cat is liking it?
How do you know if the cat is liking it?

Yeah.
Yeah.

It might look like it's relaxed,
It might look like it's relaxed,

but it's actually just dead.
but it's actually just dead.

♪ Hello, darkness my old friend... ♪
♪ Hello, darkness my old friend... ♪

Okay, next one.
Okay, next one.

Dude, how do you keep such good rhythm?
Dude, how do you keep such good rhythm?

- He has to keep a very consistent speed. - Yeah.
- He has to keep a very consistent speed. - Yeah.

Whoa.
Whoa.

That's cool.
That's cool.

Well done!
Well done!

I think this has become
I think this has become

less "you laugh, you lose"
less "you laugh, you lose"

and more...
and more...

"you impress, you lose."
"you impress, you lose."

Yeah, you can't be impressed!
Yeah, you can't be impressed!

- I'm not impressed at all. - Yeah, like a
- I'm not impressed at all. - Yeah, like a

non-impressed face.
non-impressed face.

Yeah, just...
Yeah, just...

Like, nothing surprises me these day -
Like, nothing surprises me these day -

Bro...
Bro...

Pitch.
Pitch.

You notice?
You notice?

What?!
What?!

It's in the right pitch!
It's in the right pitch!

No!
No!

Bro.
Bro.

- That's impressive. - It is more mu -
- That's impressive. - It is more mu -

Bro.
Bro.

- That's impressive. - It is more musical than...
- That's impressive. - It is more musical than...

That would be like,
That would be like,

- a painful freaking thing to practice. - Yeah.
- a painful freaking thing to practice. - Yeah.

I wonder how he changed pitch,
I wonder how he changed pitch,

is it the tongue or is it just like,
is it the tongue or is it just like,

How can you change the pitch?
How can you change the pitch?

Like...
Like...

I think it's like,
I think it's like,

you have to hit yourself harder though, like,
you have to hit yourself harder though, like,

Anyway guys, thanks so much for watching!
Anyway guys, thanks so much for watching!

Did you laugh?
Did you laugh?

Or did you get impressed?
Or did you get impressed?

AMAZING!
AMAZING!

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that geniuses are born.
that geniuses are born.

And not created.
And not created.

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says NASA.
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Yeah!
Yeah!