- Hey you, before we start this video,
- Hey you, before we start this video,

I wanted to let you know
I wanted to let you know

that for the first time since the Kickstarter,
that for the first time since the Kickstarter,

our game Muffin Time is available to buy online.
our game Muffin Time is available to buy online.

It's a pre-order that will ship out
It's a pre-order that will ship out

when everyone has their Kickstarter copies.
when everyone has their Kickstarter copies.

So somewhere early mid-August
So somewhere early mid-August

and more retail options will become available
and more retail options will become available

internationally down the line.
internationally down the line.

But yeah, first one available now online.
But yeah, first one available now online.

Check it out if you'd like.
Check it out if you'd like.

If you don't know what Muffin Time is,
If you don't know what Muffin Time is,

link on the description somewhere.
link on the description somewhere.

On with the video.
On with the video.

- Hey you, my name is Thomas TomSka Ridgewell!
- Hey you, my name is Thomas TomSka Ridgewell!

- I'm Elliot Gough!
- I'm Elliot Gough!

- And I'm Eddie Bowley.
- And I'm Eddie Bowley.

- And welcome back to Content.
- And welcome back to Content.

The show on the internet
The show on the internet

where I can't think of a funny catchphrase
where I can't think of a funny catchphrase

because the world is terrible and I'm sad.
because the world is terrible and I'm sad.

- Content!
- Content!

- Content!
- Content!

- So boys, I've gone on the internet
- So boys, I've gone on the internet

and I've found a bunch of weird images
and I've found a bunch of weird images

ranging from stock photos to other things
ranging from stock photos to other things

and I've cut them out and reduced them to mere silhouettes.
and I've cut them out and reduced them to mere silhouettes.

Be the outline of the thing.
Be the outline of the thing.

We're going to look at it
We're going to look at it

and you're going to figure out what it is
and you're going to figure out what it is

or you won't figure out what it is
or you won't figure out what it is

and then I'll kill you.
and then I'll kill you.

Elliot, what, what, what.
Elliot, what, what, what.

- My guess, it's my two good dads.
- My guess, it's my two good dads.

One's got a bit of a smaller head, which is fine
One's got a bit of a smaller head, which is fine

and he's not sensitive about it.
and he's not sensitive about it.

And they're just giving each other
And they're just giving each other

a nice little pickup like a-
a nice little pickup like a-

Oh, that's a hand.
Oh, that's a hand.

- That's an arm and a half.
- That's an arm and a half.

- Those are like birds' legs.
- Those are like birds' legs.

- Yeah, no that's an arm and a half.
- Yeah, no that's an arm and a half.

The other one's half an arm.
The other one's half an arm.

Do you not know how hugging works?
Do you not know how hugging works?

(laughing)
(laughing)

This is what the hook looks like, yes.
This is what the hook looks like, yes.

- All this lockdown,
- All this lockdown,

I've forgotten what intimacy looks like, sorry.
I've forgotten what intimacy looks like, sorry.

(laughing)
(laughing)

He's wearing a little hat now.
He's wearing a little hat now.

- Sure is! - Yeah.
- Sure is! - Yeah.

- Okay, so for my guess,
- Okay, so for my guess,

I'm going to take this in a similar
I'm going to take this in a similar

but then ultimately different directions.
but then ultimately different directions.

So I'm going to give them both their eyes.
So I'm going to give them both their eyes.

As a plot twist,
As a plot twist,

I'm also gonna add another one right here.
I'm also gonna add another one right here.

It's a Dugtrio, that's what the Pokemon was.
It's a Dugtrio, that's what the Pokemon was.

- You've never seen a Dugtrio.
- You've never seen a Dugtrio.

- Who's that Pokemon?
- Who's that Pokemon?

It's Dugtrio!
It's Dugtrio!

- Ah, no!
- Ah, no!

I'm very happy to announce
I'm very happy to announce

that despite your best attempts at ruining my game,
that despite your best attempts at ruining my game,

Elliot is actually correct.
Elliot is actually correct.

It was indeed your two dads,
It was indeed your two dads,

although this will make people think
although this will make people think

this is actually a photo of your dad.
this is actually a photo of your dad.

As far as I'm aware, it is not.
As far as I'm aware, it is not.

- It's baby dads! - Aww, my two dads.
- It's baby dads! - Aww, my two dads.

I mean, I could believe that would pass as your dad.
I mean, I could believe that would pass as your dad.

Can I get a family photo with Rick,
Can I get a family photo with Rick,

but it's just my head on both bodies?
but it's just my head on both bodies?

- Eddie, what's going on in this image?
- Eddie, what's going on in this image?

This is clearly a happy person having a good time.
This is clearly a happy person having a good time.

- Already so quickly going off the rails.
- Already so quickly going off the rails.

- This right here, this is their dog friend.
- This right here, this is their dog friend.

There's the lead, but it's one of those,
There's the lead, but it's one of those,

very famous, flat face dogs, you know?
very famous, flat face dogs, you know?

And there's one of its dog arms
And there's one of its dog arms

and there's the other one of its dog arms.
and there's the other one of its dog arms.

- Dogs, famous for their arms.
- Dogs, famous for their arms.

- And she's just basically just having a bit
- And she's just basically just having a bit

of a lounge on our dog you know, as one does.
of a lounge on our dog you know, as one does.

you had a long walk,
you had a long walk,

you've broken your leg in four places,
you've broken your leg in four places,

you just take a little lay back on your dog.
you just take a little lay back on your dog.

- You know what, sure.
- You know what, sure.

I think Eddie's got that one in the bag.
I think Eddie's got that one in the bag.

- I don't know where else to go with this now.
- I don't know where else to go with this now.

(laughing)
(laughing)

Okay, well instead of a dog,
Okay, well instead of a dog,

I think it's just a weird looking horse.
I think it's just a weird looking horse.

Here I go.
Here I go.

(laughing)
(laughing)

Here's the nose.
Here's the nose.

- Oh it does look more like a dog now.
- Oh it does look more like a dog now.

- You have drawn a dog, yeah, that is what you're doing.
- You have drawn a dog, yeah, that is what you're doing.

- I have drawn the dog.
- I have drawn the dog.

Do horses have knees?
Do horses have knees?

(laughing)
(laughing)

- Do horses have knees?
- Do horses have knees?

They have a carpal joint
They have a carpal joint

which is commonly referred to as their knee.
which is commonly referred to as their knee.

- We're learning today.
- We're learning today.

Horse's are famously hard to draw her as you can see
Horse's are famously hard to draw her as you can see

and this is obviously a little jockey, obviously.
and this is obviously a little jockey, obviously.

- Obviously!
- Obviously!

- I'm pretty sure horses put their knee down
- I'm pretty sure horses put their knee down

to slow down sometimes.
to slow down sometimes.

- That's actually how you drift a horse.
- That's actually how you drift a horse.

That's a handbrake turn.
That's a handbrake turn.

(laughing)
(laughing)

- Oh he's got a little scarf now!
- Oh he's got a little scarf now!

That's great.
That's great.

- The fact that it took you by surprise!
- The fact that it took you by surprise!

You drew it!
You drew it!

- Tom, is it like a child on somebody's back?
- Tom, is it like a child on somebody's back?

And they're using their neck tie as like a reins?
And they're using their neck tie as like a reins?

- Interesting guess, what about Elliot?
- Interesting guess, what about Elliot?

- I think it's a small horse with a person on top of it.
- I think it's a small horse with a person on top of it.

- The news is Eddie is definitely the closest.
- The news is Eddie is definitely the closest.

It is actually feminism. - Oh!
It is actually feminism. - Oh!

- Do you remember when we used to work
- Do you remember when we used to work

in the office together, boys and we'd do this all the time.
in the office together, boys and we'd do this all the time.

I miss those days.
I miss those days.

- I don't know why you've given us this one.
- I don't know why you've given us this one.

Cause obviously it's a little, old man.
Cause obviously it's a little, old man.

As per, it's a little human being here.
As per, it's a little human being here.

- I'm on board.
- I'm on board.

- And this is a little snack.
- And this is a little snack.

A little snackie snack.
A little snackie snack.

- Ooh!
- Ooh!

The snacks going all the way down here.
The snacks going all the way down here.

- Oh, it's a snake!
- Oh, it's a snake!

I thought you were saying it was a snack.
I thought you were saying it was a snack.

I was more on board with it being a sandwich of sorts.
I was more on board with it being a sandwich of sorts.

- This man's got a little horn,
- This man's got a little horn,

a little snake horn and he's charming the little snake.
a little snake horn and he's charming the little snake.

(laughing)
(laughing)

I don't know what's going down here, If I'm honest.
I don't know what's going down here, If I'm honest.

Maybe he's trying to try to fight the snake.
Maybe he's trying to try to fight the snake.

Like kneeing the snake here?
Like kneeing the snake here?

Does Eddie need to go?
Does Eddie need to go?

- You know, Eddie doesn't need to go.
- You know, Eddie doesn't need to go.

You've got it right in one, that's it, it's over.
You've got it right in one, that's it, it's over.

- Elliot's right?
- Elliot's right?

But he was, he failed on one definite detail, right.
But he was, he failed on one definite detail, right.

So first of all snake, as we've established,
So first of all snake, as we've established,

But what's going on here?
But what's going on here?

He's grabbing the snake.
He's grabbing the snake.

- My God! - I hate snakes!
- My God! - I hate snakes!

Cause like it ate his legs off.
Cause like it ate his legs off.

- Oh fuck, yeah.
- Oh fuck, yeah.

- He's got no legs.
- He's got no legs.

- Cause this snake ate it and that's my guess.
- Cause this snake ate it and that's my guess.

- No, I think he's got it.
- No, I think he's got it.

I forfeit to Eddie, that's great.
I forfeit to Eddie, that's great.

- Yeah, holds up, that scans.
- Yeah, holds up, that scans.

That's how I was actually.
That's how I was actually.

I'm amazed that you both got it right.
I'm amazed that you both got it right.

- So is it somebody with a pair of binoculars?
- So is it somebody with a pair of binoculars?

- I think it's someone with a sock puppet.
- I think it's someone with a sock puppet.

- I can confirm that it is a pair of binoculars.
- I can confirm that it is a pair of binoculars.

(laughing)
(laughing)

It's like, it's not sexy at all, but god damn is it kinky?
It's like, it's not sexy at all, but god damn is it kinky?

Welcome to the internet.
Welcome to the internet.

- Whoa!
- Whoa!

- Yeah Right!
- Yeah Right!

- Oh boy, I mean.
- Oh boy, I mean.

- Let's be honest.
- Let's be honest.

That's obviously where the head is.
That's obviously where the head is.

There's also a little head here.
There's also a little head here.

- Ooh!
- Ooh!

Because there's a little bambino.
Because there's a little bambino.

I have to put a little blanket.
I have to put a little blanket.

The baby Jesus! - The baby Jesus!
The baby Jesus! - The baby Jesus!

- Then. - Yep.
- Then. - Yep.

- Little legs.
- Little legs.

- Oh okay, this is now, we were doing so well.
- Oh okay, this is now, we were doing so well.

- And they're on top of - Yeah.
- And they're on top of - Yeah.

- A weird looking turtle.
- A weird looking turtle.

(laughing)
(laughing)

- Oh goodie!
- Oh goodie!

- What do you think?
- What do you think?

How are you feeling about this?
How are you feeling about this?

- I don't think there's actually a need
- I don't think there's actually a need

for more art in the world at this point.
for more art in the world at this point.

I think we're done.
I think we're done.

I think we've finished art.
I think we've finished art.

The world can stop.
The world can stop.

All the artists can go.
All the artists can go.

"Oh, oh, it's over, okay cool, we did it great".
"Oh, oh, it's over, okay cool, we did it great".

- Except you're fucking wrong.
- Except you're fucking wrong.

(gasps)
(gasps)

This isn't a silhouette to tool, it's inverse.
This isn't a silhouette to tool, it's inverse.

- Oh my God!
- Oh my God!

- The actual silhouette is over here.
- The actual silhouette is over here.

So it's like someone's nose and here's their kissy lips.
So it's like someone's nose and here's their kissy lips.

And then the other side, here's the other person's nose
And then the other side, here's the other person's nose

and they're also puckering up for a kiss here.
and they're also puckering up for a kiss here.

It's two kissing faces!
It's two kissing faces!

There we go, I've cracked the code!
There we go, I've cracked the code!

- I've got to admit, I am impressed.
- I've got to admit, I am impressed.

That was pretty sick, subversion.
That was pretty sick, subversion.

- Did he get it right?
- Did he get it right?

- He did not, (laughs) he did not get it right at all!
- He did not, (laughs) he did not get it right at all!

- [Together] Oh!
- [Together] Oh!

- I got the two faces right!
- I got the two faces right!

- You actually did get the two faces right!
- You actually did get the two faces right!

I got three of the four faces!
I got three of the four faces!

(laughing)
(laughing)

- You're not actually wrong.
- You're not actually wrong.

- You got the turtle one as well, so you yeah!
- You got the turtle one as well, so you yeah!

(laughing)
(laughing)

- Wow, I guess Elliot is the best then.
- Wow, I guess Elliot is the best then.

- I have unleashed some sins onto your screen.
- I have unleashed some sins onto your screen.

- I think it's bloody Shrek innit!
- I think it's bloody Shrek innit!

- Oh! - Oh!
- Oh! - Oh!

- Here he is. - It's Shrek.
- Here he is. - It's Shrek.

You never fail to surprise me.
You never fail to surprise me.

- But he's sad. - Oh no.
- But he's sad. - Oh no.

He's going through it.
He's going through it.

- "I'm Shrek and I'm sad because my swamps been renovated."
- "I'm Shrek and I'm sad because my swamps been renovated."

- It's been gentrified. - It's become flats.
- It's been gentrified. - It's become flats.

- Yes. - Look at him.
- Yes. - Look at him.

- Sad, sad Shrek.
- Sad, sad Shrek.

There we go, simple, easy.
There we go, simple, easy.

- Right, Eddie?
- Right, Eddie?

You know I gotta admit, Elliot was pretty close.
You know I gotta admit, Elliot was pretty close.

Can you somehow disappoint me more?
Can you somehow disappoint me more?

- Oh God, it's just so fast.
- Oh God, it's just so fast.

- It's two geeses, back to back!
- It's two geeses, back to back!

- Wow, is this how geeses have sex?
- Wow, is this how geeses have sex?

(laughing)
(laughing)

- Can we finish your drawing?
- Can we finish your drawing?

Because I need to know more.
Because I need to know more.

- Those are it's traditional long necks.
- Those are it's traditional long necks.

And then it's just kind of like
And then it's just kind of like

they smushed their butts together, you know?
they smushed their butts together, you know?

And then down here, a little egg.
And then down here, a little egg.

- That is how babies are made.
- That is how babies are made.

They have sex and it just (pops) straight out.
They have sex and it just (pops) straight out.

- That's how we made Rick.
- That's how we made Rick.

- Any other thoughts?
- Any other thoughts?

Any other last minute suggestions?
Any other last minute suggestions?

- Is it somebody sticking like bananas in their ears?
- Is it somebody sticking like bananas in their ears?

- That will be pretty kooky.
- That will be pretty kooky.

Put that it asdfmovie.
Put that it asdfmovie.

I thought was fish, putting fish in her-
I thought was fish, putting fish in her-

- Oh! - Elliot is correct.
- Oh! - Elliot is correct.

It's a fishy face! - Oh!
It's a fishy face! - Oh!

(laughing)
(laughing)

- Right boys, how are we thinking about these feelings?
- Right boys, how are we thinking about these feelings?

- All right, well I'll take the lead on this one
- All right, well I'll take the lead on this one

because it's quite clearly just a mangy old cat.
because it's quite clearly just a mangy old cat.

- Oh. - And its body
- Oh. - And its body

is completely fucked up.
is completely fucked up.

- Oh no! - That's a tire track.
- Oh no! - That's a tire track.

- Oh no! - It's roadkill!
- Oh no! - It's roadkill!

- And, in fact I will just, I'm going to X out the eyes.
- And, in fact I will just, I'm going to X out the eyes.

- It's a dead cat!
- It's a dead cat!

- A dead cat, like this one? - Wow!
- A dead cat, like this one? - Wow!

- Elliot, can you do Eddie one better?
- Elliot, can you do Eddie one better?

- Now I think it's a bluff.
- Now I think it's a bluff.

I think it's upside down.
I think it's upside down.

(laughing)
(laughing)

I think it's a lovely little Forest Shaman.
I think it's a lovely little Forest Shaman.

- Forest Shaman? - With its own little horns.
- Forest Shaman? - With its own little horns.

That's its little horns there, you see?
That's its little horns there, you see?

- I don't think you know what a Shaman is.
- I don't think you know what a Shaman is.

- There's his little hands, you see
- There's his little hands, you see

and it's got little face and it's making magic
and it's got little face and it's making magic

out of its hands, like that!
out of its hands, like that!

- When you see it Elliot and it pops out, what does it say?
- When you see it Elliot and it pops out, what does it say?

- [Elliot] (high-pitched) "Welcome to my forest, everybody!"
- [Elliot] (high-pitched) "Welcome to my forest, everybody!"

- Oh, it's addressing the group now.
- Oh, it's addressing the group now.

- [Elliot] (high-pitched) "I can cast my chickens,
- [Elliot] (high-pitched) "I can cast my chickens,

make your cancers disappear."
make your cancers disappear."

- I'm going to stamp on him.
- I'm going to stamp on him.

- He's wearing a little suit as well.
- He's wearing a little suit as well.

- Oh, good.
- Oh, good.

- He's got a job in the city.
- He's got a job in the city.

- I like how the sleeves didn't really work out as planned.
- I like how the sleeves didn't really work out as planned.

(laughing)
(laughing)

- No it doesn't have sleeves.
- No it doesn't have sleeves.

It restricts the magics.
It restricts the magics.

- Oh. - Oh God.
- Oh. - Oh God.

- Tom, is it a forest shaman?
- Tom, is it a forest shaman?

- Yes, it is definitely not a nice wet pussy.
- Yes, it is definitely not a nice wet pussy.

- Oh!
- Oh!

- So Eddie was almost there.
- So Eddie was almost there.

I just love that if you remove the arms,
I just love that if you remove the arms,

the back legs from the equation,
the back legs from the equation,

it just it's like a standing there
it just it's like a standing there

and he's just, he's got something to say.
and he's just, he's got something to say.

Now there's a lot to unpack in this image, boys.
Now there's a lot to unpack in this image, boys.

- Uh, Elliot?
- Uh, Elliot?

- (laughing) I love that you just dump it on him.
- (laughing) I love that you just dump it on him.

- Well, these are two little fine gentlemans.
- Well, these are two little fine gentlemans.

Just having a romp, having a good time.
Just having a romp, having a good time.

But the real twist is that right here.
But the real twist is that right here.

It's a bloody knife. - Oh God!
It's a bloody knife. - Oh God!

- Back here is, what does, a little snake.
- Back here is, what does, a little snake.

(laughing)
(laughing)

It's trying to save him from the snake parasite within him.
It's trying to save him from the snake parasite within him.

He's like, "I'm sorry Jeff, I love you so much,
He's like, "I'm sorry Jeff, I love you so much,

but you've been infected by the snake head crab things
but you've been infected by the snake head crab things

that plant a snake in your body".
that plant a snake in your body".

- The real question here is what's this?
- The real question here is what's this?

(laughing)
(laughing)

- I did say that there was a lot to unpack.
- I did say that there was a lot to unpack.

- It's his son!
- It's his son!

It's Jeff's son.
It's Jeff's son.

And he's like "no, dad, no, father!
And he's like "no, dad, no, father!

I love you daddy!"
I love you daddy!"

And he was like, "no, I'm dying".
And he was like, "no, I'm dying".

- If a picture says a thousand words
- If a picture says a thousand words

this one is writing a whole goddamn fucking novel.
this one is writing a whole goddamn fucking novel.

- Really is. - This is a man.
- Really is. - This is a man.

- Whoa. - But this other dude,
- Whoa. - But this other dude,

this is Sub-Zero from the video game, Mortal Kombat.
this is Sub-Zero from the video game, Mortal Kombat.

- Oh no!
- Oh no!

- Punching a hole through his neck.
- Punching a hole through his neck.

- (low-pitched) Fatality!
- (low-pitched) Fatality!

And then here is the man's son.
And then here is the man's son.

And he's like, "no father!"
And he's like, "no father!"

- The sons back!
- The sons back!

(laughing)
(laughing)

- (high-pitched) "Don't kill my father,
- (high-pitched) "Don't kill my father,

Sub Zero from Mortal Kombat, no!"
Sub Zero from Mortal Kombat, no!"

- Bizarrely enough,
- Bizarrely enough,

Elliot was actually much closer to the truth.
Elliot was actually much closer to the truth.

Although you were close to the truth in the idea
Although you were close to the truth in the idea

of a man being stabbed, but not in the way you think.
of a man being stabbed, but not in the way you think.

- [Together] Oh!
- [Together] Oh!

- Yeah, he's getting stabbed in the back.
- Yeah, he's getting stabbed in the back.

The giant bulge is a mislead.
The giant bulge is a mislead.

- It's an office chair.
- It's an office chair.

- Oh, it is an office chair.
- Oh, it is an office chair.

- That's a badly placed office chair.
- That's a badly placed office chair.

- Yeah, that was a choice.
- Yeah, that was a choice.

- Wow, how do you feel Tom, about our art skills?
- Wow, how do you feel Tom, about our art skills?

- I feel like the whole time I was prepping this video
- I feel like the whole time I was prepping this video

thinking "I don't really know if this one's going to work".
thinking "I don't really know if this one's going to work".

I should have listened to my gut the whole time.
I should have listened to my gut the whole time.

I don't know why I persevered!
I don't know why I persevered!

(shouts)
(shouts)

- Yay! - Aren't you lucky
- Yay! - Aren't you lucky

to have friends like us?
to have friends like us?

(applause)
(applause)

- Over here's the fan art.
- Over here's the fan art.

- No! (laughs)
- No! (laughs)

- And over there's the latest content!
- And over there's the latest content!

They come out every Tuesday.
They come out every Tuesday.

- So we will see you next Tuesday.
- So we will see you next Tuesday.

- Oh! (laughs)
- Oh! (laughs)