[TRACK: Steve Winwood - Higher Love]
[TRACK: Steve Winwood - Higher Love]

STEVE (VO): So. You're probably wondering, "What's with all the lack of uploads this week?"
STEVE (VO): So. You're probably wondering, "What's with all the lack of uploads this week?"

I'll give you a hint: We were on our way to Sydney.
I'll give you a hint: We were on our way to Sydney.

Australia.
Australia.

For a nerd convention.
For a nerd convention.

And you know how you have those inklings in the back of your mind when you leave your home?
And you know how you have those inklings in the back of your mind when you leave your home?

You think, "Did I forget something?"
You think, "Did I forget something?"

Well, I have to say I was pretty happy this trip because that inkling didn't show up at all.
Well, I have to say I was pretty happy this trip because that inkling didn't show up at all.

CIB (BRITISH VO): I couldn't believe it.
CIB (BRITISH VO): I couldn't believe it.

My friends were gone.
My friends were gone.

So I did the one thing I thought was best:
So I did the one thing I thought was best:

Something to help the company.
Something to help the company.

Hm-hm.
Hm-hm.

To bring the views higher than ever.
To bring the views higher than ever.

It was time for a new Sugar Pine 7.
It was time for a new Sugar Pine 7.

STEVE: I don't understan-. Just do it in your normal voice.
STEVE: I don't understan-. Just do it in your normal voice.

CIB: What are you talking about?
CIB: What are you talking about?

STEVE (VO): We couldn't believe the hotel Rooster Teeth put us in.
STEVE (VO): We couldn't believe the hotel Rooster Teeth put us in.

Normally, they make us stay in Jeff's basement.
Normally, they make us stay in Jeff's basement.

And as much as I like being tied up, this was a nice change of pace.
And as much as I like being tied up, this was a nice change of pace.

But all good things come with a price.
But all good things come with a price.

And the price is us.
And the price is us.

We got kicked out.
We got kicked out.

But that's fine.
But that's fine.

I'm sure Jeff would have a basement for us somewhere.
I'm sure Jeff would have a basement for us somewhere.

Either way, we got the opportunity to explore the beautiful city of Sydney.
Either way, we got the opportunity to explore the beautiful city of Sydney.

I was curious what Cib was up to, though.
I was curious what Cib was up to, though.

He sent me a text saying he was "saving our company".
He sent me a text saying he was "saving our company".

Whatever that meant.
Whatever that meant.

CIB (OFFSCREEN): Fuckin' stop, fuckin' barking, you piece of--
CIB (OFFSCREEN): Fuckin' stop, fuckin' barking, you piece of--

*bark from somewhere offscreen*
*bark from somewhere offscreen*

CIB (OFFSCREEN): Shut up, bitch.
CIB (OFFSCREEN): Shut up, bitch.

CIB: Stupid-- don't wanna work this fuckin' channel.
CIB: Stupid-- don't wanna work this fuckin' channel.

Hello, everybody, and welcome back to another car review!
Hello, everybody, and welcome back to another car review!

I'm Cib Camaro, and today, we're gonna be taking a good, in-depth review.
I'm Cib Camaro, and today, we're gonna be taking a good, in-depth review.

The Corvette Sting-er!
The Corvette Sting-er!

Stingray.
Stingray.

CIB CAMARO: -beautiful thing about this car...
CIB CAMARO: -beautiful thing about this car...

zero to sixty in just
zero to sixty in just

two
two

to one second.
to one second.

Let's jump into this thing and take a look at some of the quarks of this car.
Let's jump into this thing and take a look at some of the quarks of this car.

The lightbulbs on this bad girl are red.
The lightbulbs on this bad girl are red.

Believe it or not.
Believe it or not.

'Cause they're all red.
'Cause they're all red.

STEVE (VO): I don't know what Cib's plan was to save the channel.
STEVE (VO): I don't know what Cib's plan was to save the channel.

STEVE: All I know was that, in Australia, I was having a frustrating time travelling the city
STEVE: All I know was that, in Australia, I was having a frustrating time travelling the city

because James kept trying to do scenic shots.
because James kept trying to do scenic shots.

STEVE (VO): Sydney is a peaceful place.
STEVE (VO): Sydney is a peaceful place.

It's a lot cleaner than Los Angeles. It's a lot more friendly.
It's a lot cleaner than Los Angeles. It's a lot more friendly.

But one thing I noticed is that there are
But one thing I noticed is that there are

the same
the same

fucking
fucking

people
people

in the park every day.
in the park every day.

Granted, I've only gone there twice. It was just on the weekday.
Granted, I've only gone there twice. It was just on the weekday.

It's the same people playing chess. It's the same people hanging around the park in general.
It's the same people playing chess. It's the same people hanging around the park in general.

Do they not have jobs?
Do they not have jobs?

It's a question I- I have yet to get answered.
It's a question I- I have yet to get answered.

Even residents of Sydney that I talked to don't understand
Even residents of Sydney that I talked to don't understand

how these people are able to come out here every single day
how these people are able to come out here every single day

and basically do nothing.
and basically do nothing.

So, James and I decided to show everyone up a little bit.
So, James and I decided to show everyone up a little bit.

To bring that American Work Ethic Spice™ to their location.
To bring that American Work Ethic Spice™ to their location.

Oops!
Oops!

Just kidding!
Just kidding!

James and I joined in and got mimosas!
James and I joined in and got mimosas!

One thing I always worry about, though, is when James films because he never switches to Autofocus.
One thing I always worry about, though, is when James films because he never switches to Autofocus.

And with the Canon C200, not only does it shoot raw,
And with the Canon C200, not only does it shoot raw,

it also has some of the best Autofocus probably in the industry.
it also has some of the best Autofocus probably in the industry.

So it baffles me when he switches it to manual
So it baffles me when he switches it to manual

and I am out of focus the entire time.
and I am out of focus the entire time.

STEVE (VO): I didn't outright say "use the autofocus"
STEVE (VO): I didn't outright say "use the autofocus"

but I was hoping our conversation implied that much.
but I was hoping our conversation implied that much.

CIB CAMARO: It's got intakes here...
CIB CAMARO: It's got intakes here...

Air goes in.
Air goes in.

Gasoline comes out.
Gasoline comes out.

The logo on the back is a- is a- is a beautiful encrested
The logo on the back is a- is a- is a beautiful encrested

flames.
flames.

It's flames coming off the right and black flames off the left.
It's flames coming off the right and black flames off the left.

With little polkadots in there.
With little polkadots in there.

The car's airflow
The car's airflow

on the outside of the vehicle
on the outside of the vehicle

is just
is just

superb.
superb.

The air
The air

glides
glides

in through
in through

what appears to be
what appears to be

little shush- slivits
little shush- slivits

in the side of the car.
in the side of the car.

I'm not entirely sure what they're for
I'm not entirely sure what they're for

but we'll find out
but we'll find out

when we take the road test later in this review.
when we take the road test later in this review.

What else can we look at on this piece of sh
What else can we look at on this piece of sh

STEVE (VO): There are a few reasons I choose not to ever hang out with James.
STEVE (VO): There are a few reasons I choose not to ever hang out with James.

But the biggest reason of all is that he's a major inconvienence to travel anywhere with.
But the biggest reason of all is that he's a major inconvienence to travel anywhere with.

There's gotta be something wrong with his bowels.
There's gotta be something wrong with his bowels.

Every place we go, it doesn't matter if we're walking around for ten minutes
Every place we go, it doesn't matter if we're walking around for ten minutes

or even two,
or even two,

he always just has to take a shit.
he always just has to take a shit.

I asked James how much time was left.
I asked James how much time was left.

He said it was too late.
He said it was too late.

So, embarrasingly enough, I suggested we go to the nearest apartment complex
So, embarrasingly enough, I suggested we go to the nearest apartment complex

and pray that someone lets James use their bathroom.
and pray that someone lets James use their bathroom.

JAMES: Well, let's go!
JAMES: Well, let's go!

CIB CORVETTE: Now, as you can see, this car has a lot of leg room for
CIB CORVETTE: Now, as you can see, this car has a lot of leg room for

smaller people, but,
smaller people, but,

y'know, I don't see this being an issue while driving.
y'know, I don't see this being an issue while driving.

Kind one of those fun quarks about the car
Kind one of those fun quarks about the car

is
is

its
its

airgonomics.
airgonomics.

You can sit in this car
You can sit in this car

for hours.
for hours.

*door slam*
*door slam*

Listen to that!
Listen to that!

Classic Corvette door sound.
Classic Corvette door sound.

The car's equipped with a beautiful monitor.
The car's equipped with a beautiful monitor.

It has a stereo system.
It has a stereo system.

It won't shut off.
It won't shut off.

The stereo doesn't seem to...
The stereo doesn't seem to...

WELL TURN OFF, YA SLUT!
WELL TURN OFF, YA SLUT!

Power button doesn't work!
Power button doesn't work!

Oh, god!
Oh, god!

I'm freakin' ou
I'm freakin' ou

*Cib's relieved gasping*
*Cib's relieved gasping*

It turns off
It turns off

just as easy as that.
just as easy as that.

STEVE (VO): Now, I've heard that Australians are very nice.
STEVE (VO): Now, I've heard that Australians are very nice.

But the same could be said for any place.
But the same could be said for any place.

And I think this really pushes the limits,
And I think this really pushes the limits,

not just for Australians,
not just for Australians,

but even the nicest people that exist in the world.
but even the nicest people that exist in the world.

And, yes, I was very excited to see James shit his pants.
And, yes, I was very excited to see James shit his pants.

STEVE (VO): What.
STEVE (VO): What.

(Cry of pain from James)
(Cry of pain from James)

[JAMES (Translated): Ow.]
[JAMES (Translated): Ow.]

[JAMES (Translated): No.]
[JAMES (Translated): No.]

CIB STINGRAY: Now let's give this baby a start.
CIB STINGRAY: Now let's give this baby a start.

Ohhh yeah.
Ohhh yeah.

Hear those exhaust notes?
Hear those exhaust notes?

I'm gonna press the petal now
I'm gonna press the petal now

and we'll have a listen to
and we'll have a listen to

how that exhaust sounds.
how that exhaust sounds.

Can I do that in park?
Can I do that in park?

STEVE (VO): Of course, I wasn't gonna go inside.
STEVE (VO): Of course, I wasn't gonna go inside.

Anyone nice enough to do what they did is either actually a nice person or
Anyone nice enough to do what they did is either actually a nice person or

a secret pervert.
a secret pervert.

I was very upset that I basically put myself in a situation where I had to create awkward small-talk.
I was very upset that I basically put myself in a situation where I had to create awkward small-talk.

CIB THE CAR MAN: So right now, I'm driving this car.
CIB THE CAR MAN: So right now, I'm driving this car.

It is me driving this car right now.
It is me driving this car right now.

Once again,
Once again,

absolutely me driving this car.
absolutely me driving this car.

I will write about me driving this car
I will write about me driving this car

on the blog
on the blog

because I am one hundred percent allowed to.
because I am one hundred percent allowed to.

Alright, we're gonna do a zero-to-sixty test
Alright, we're gonna do a zero-to-sixty test

on this bad girl.
on this bad girl.

And here
And here

we
we

go!
go!

Bangarang! We hit sixty
Bangarang! We hit sixty

miles per hour.
miles per hour.

Fantastic!
Fantastic!

Oh!
Oh!

Wow
Wow

Wowee!
Wowee!

Well listen to that baby-feel that baby just
Well listen to that baby-feel that baby just

hug the corners.
hug the corners.

Mmm-m-mm-mm-m.
Mmm-m-mm-mm-m.

Wowee.
Wowee.

*James yawns*
*James yawns*

*Ominous Didjeridoo*
*Ominous Didjeridoo*

AW NAH, DUDE
AW NAH, DUDE

SLEUTH THE RAPIST: Thanks so much for watching!
SLEUTH THE RAPIST: Thanks so much for watching!

Hope you guys enjoyed this review
Hope you guys enjoyed this review

of the sedan
of the sedan

coupe
coupe

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Corvette Singsrays!
Corvette Singsrays!

This baby
This baby

This baby runs.
This baby runs.

Check out my blog
Check out my blog

and if you want me to borrow any of your cars and test-drive 'em...
and if you want me to borrow any of your cars and test-drive 'em...

let me know.
let me know.

Now I'm outta here!
Now I'm outta here!