[crowd cheering]
[crowd cheering]

♪ Come with me to the land I love ♪
♪ Come with me to the land I love ♪

♪ It's not right here Down the street or up above ♪
♪ It's not right here Down the street or up above ♪

♪ It's down below in the deep blue sea ♪
♪ It's down below in the deep blue sea ♪

♪ Where SpongeBob lives And the fun is always free ♪
♪ Where SpongeBob lives And the fun is always free ♪

♪ Down, down, down To the bottom of the sea ♪
♪ Down, down, down To the bottom of the sea ♪

♪ Where our salty friend SpongeBob waits for you and me ♪
♪ Where our salty friend SpongeBob waits for you and me ♪

♪ Down, down, down Oh, we'll have lots of fun ♪
♪ Down, down, down Oh, we'll have lots of fun ♪

♪ You and me forever In the underwater sun ♪
♪ You and me forever In the underwater sun ♪

♪ We'll catch some jellyfish If we get a chance ♪
♪ We'll catch some jellyfish If we get a chance ♪

♪ Say hello to Patrick And do a little dance ♪
♪ Say hello to Patrick And do a little dance ♪

♪ Karate-chop Sandy See Squid get a tan ♪
♪ Karate-chop Sandy See Squid get a tan ♪

♪ Eat a Krabby Patty And foil plankton's plan ♪
♪ Eat a Krabby Patty And foil plankton's plan ♪

♪ Down, down, down To the bottom of the sea ♪
♪ Down, down, down To the bottom of the sea ♪

♪ We'll hook up with SpongeBob And his snail Gary ♪
♪ We'll hook up with SpongeBob And his snail Gary ♪

♪ Down, down, down Oh, we'll have lots of fun ♪
♪ Down, down, down Oh, we'll have lots of fun ♪

♪ You and me forever In the underwater sun ♪
♪ You and me forever In the underwater sun ♪

♪ Underwater sun ♪
♪ Underwater sun ♪

[crowd cheering]
[crowd cheering]

Ah, the Barg'N-Mart.
Ah, the Barg'N-Mart.

A consumer's paradise of brand-like items stocked as far as the eye can see.
A consumer's paradise of brand-like items stocked as far as the eye can see.

[heavy breathing]
[heavy breathing]

19 seconds!
19 seconds!

That's a new record, Lou!
That's a new record, Lou!

Uh, that's great SpongeBob.
Uh, that's great SpongeBob.

142.
142.

But it's not an official record, until we record it in the Book of Records.
But it's not an official record, until we record it in the Book of Records.

[sighing]
[sighing]

19 seconds.
19 seconds.

OK, so, it's $1.42.
OK, so, it's $1.42.

Sign here ,please?
Sign here ,please?

Initial here.
Initial here.

And here.
And here.

And here.
And here.

Oh, look. It's a picture I took of you the first time I ever came here.
Oh, look. It's a picture I took of you the first time I ever came here.

Look at you, so young and happy.
Look at you, so young and happy.

Where do the years go?
Where do the years go?

Hey, what's that?
Hey, what's that?

Plan your own party kit?
Plan your own party kit?

Hey, Lou, how much?
Hey, Lou, how much?

For the plan your own party kit?
For the plan your own party kit?

Oh, we're having a special on those. They're free.
Oh, we're having a special on those. They're free.

But you have to leave, right now.
But you have to leave, right now.

Let's see, Gary, according to the plan your own party kit
Let's see, Gary, according to the plan your own party kit

invitations are the first order of business.
invitations are the first order of business.

A short guest list consisting of only your closest acquaintances
A short guest list consisting of only your closest acquaintances

will set an intimate tone for the evening and provide soiree success.
will set an intimate tone for the evening and provide soiree success.

Well, you heard the man, Gary. Only our closest friends.
Well, you heard the man, Gary. Only our closest friends.

Who the barnacles is SpongeBob SquarePants?
Who the barnacles is SpongeBob SquarePants?

I believe you went to kindergarten with him, dear.
I believe you went to kindergarten with him, dear.

Kindergarten, huh?
Kindergarten, huh?

Oh, yeah, SquarePants.
Oh, yeah, SquarePants.

Well, I guess it's time to move again.
Well, I guess it's time to move again.

Boy, Gary, this plan your own party kit's a life saver.
Boy, Gary, this plan your own party kit's a life saver.

How else would I have known to make freshly whipped clotted cream.
How else would I have known to make freshly whipped clotted cream.

Gary, you better call an astronomer,
Gary, you better call an astronomer,

because this clotted cream is out of this world!
because this clotted cream is out of this world!

My piñata.
My piñata.

[heavy breathing]
[heavy breathing]

Oh!
Oh!

Ooh, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
Ooh, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.

The plan your own party kit encourages creativity when stuffing your piñata.
The plan your own party kit encourages creativity when stuffing your piñata.

That's why I'm using deviled eggs.
That's why I'm using deviled eggs.

[meowing]
[meowing]

Good question, Gary, but not to worry.
Good question, Gary, but not to worry.

The plan your own party kit warns that unsupervised parties can lead to disaster.
The plan your own party kit warns that unsupervised parties can lead to disaster.

That's why I've taken the liberty of devising a schedule.
That's why I've taken the liberty of devising a schedule.

8:00 to 8:05, guests arrive.
8:00 to 8:05, guests arrive.

8:05 to 8:15, opening remarks and general discussion.
8:05 to 8:15, opening remarks and general discussion.

8:15 to 8:27, craft corner, followed by nametag distribution.
8:15 to 8:27, craft corner, followed by nametag distribution.

At 8:27, we begin the qualifying rounds
At 8:27, we begin the qualifying rounds

for our cracker eating/tongue twister contest.
for our cracker eating/tongue twister contest.

9:07, running charades.
9:07, running charades.

9:38, charity apple bob.
9:38, charity apple bob.

9:57, electric jitterbug dance marathon.
9:57, electric jitterbug dance marathon.

Ladies' choice.
Ladies' choice.

At 10:09, things start cooking
At 10:09, things start cooking

as I dip into my world famous knock knock joke vault.
as I dip into my world famous knock knock joke vault.

[meowing]
[meowing]

And as long as we stick to this schedule,
And as long as we stick to this schedule,

our party is a guaranteed success.
our party is a guaranteed success.

This is going to be the coolest party ever!
This is going to be the coolest party ever!

[laughing]
[laughing]

Looks like it's smooth party sailing for SpongeBob so far.
Looks like it's smooth party sailing for SpongeBob so far.

Now it's time for me to get me own party underway.
Now it's time for me to get me own party underway.

Gather round, you scurvy landlubbers!
Gather round, you scurvy landlubbers!

It's time to learn the peg-legged dance of happiness.
It's time to learn the peg-legged dance of happiness.

Whoa! It's quite simple really.
Whoa! It's quite simple really.

All you need is a peg-leg and some patience,
All you need is a peg-leg and some patience,

and my instructional video series, only $29.95.
and my instructional video series, only $29.95.

How tacky.
How tacky.

It's a $40 value Potty, a $40 value!
It's a $40 value Potty, a $40 value!