So, you're done with Modern Family right now, right?
So, you're done with Modern Family right now, right?

>> Yes, yeah.
>> Yes, yeah.

>> So, you're just off.
>> So, you're just off.

>> Yes.
>> Yes.

>> I heard that you went camping.
>> I heard that you went camping.

>> We did go camping, I took my daughters who are six and four camping for
>> We did go camping, I took my daughters who are six and four camping for

the first time.
the first time.

They were super excited, we were super excited, I got a camper van.
They were super excited, we were super excited, I got a camper van.

>> Did you drive it?
>> Did you drive it?

>> Yeah, drove it.
>> Yeah, drove it.

>> Wow.
>> Wow.

>> It was great, we had a great time.
>> It was great, we had a great time.

They made their own dinner,
They made their own dinner,

they were cooking hot dogs and making s'mores and we just had a ball.
they were cooking hot dogs and making s'mores and we just had a ball.

They were exploring and then, and then night fell.
They were exploring and then, and then night fell.

[LAUGH] >> On the Burrells.
[LAUGH] >> On the Burrells.

And it was the worst night of our lives.
And it was the worst night of our lives.

>> [LAUGH] >> We, so okay,
>> [LAUGH] >> We, so okay,

a lot of the things, I didn't think through.
a lot of the things, I didn't think through.

One being that they had never been out in nature and it was a little freaky.
One being that they had never been out in nature and it was a little freaky.

So they weren't really ready to go to bed until midnight.
So they weren't really ready to go to bed until midnight.

And so we finally fell asleep.
And so we finally fell asleep.

My oldest daughter, who is six years old, has just recently been sleepwalking.
My oldest daughter, who is six years old, has just recently been sleepwalking.

About 20 minutes after we finally fell asleep,
About 20 minutes after we finally fell asleep,

she sleepwalked her way off of the top bunk onto an ice chest.
she sleepwalked her way off of the top bunk onto an ice chest.

[LAUGH] >> Which is not funny!
[LAUGH] >> Which is not funny!

>> [LAUGH]
>> [LAUGH]

>> Until- I realized,
>> Until- I realized,

that she was not hurt at all.
that she was not hurt at all.

[LAUGH] >> And was still asleep.
[LAUGH] >> And was still asleep.

>> [LAUGH] >> Now it's about 1:30 in the morning.
>> [LAUGH] >> Now it's about 1:30 in the morning.

My daughter says, daddy, I have to go to the bathroom.
My daughter says, daddy, I have to go to the bathroom.

All right, okay, let's go to the bathroom.
All right, okay, let's go to the bathroom.

Take her out at 1:30, my daughter, my wife takes her outside.
Take her out at 1:30, my daughter, my wife takes her outside.

There's no toilet around.
There's no toilet around.

So my wife teaches her for the first time to squat.
So my wife teaches her for the first time to squat.

>> [LAUGH] >> And nature calls and
>> [LAUGH] >> And nature calls and

she goes outside for the first time in her life.
she goes outside for the first time in her life.

And she loves it.
And she loves it.

[LAUGH] >> It's 1:30 in the morning.
[LAUGH] >> It's 1:30 in the morning.

And I can hear my daughter giggling outside.
And I can hear my daughter giggling outside.

Going to the bathroom in the dirt.
Going to the bathroom in the dirt.

And I was like, okay great, that's great.
And I was like, okay great, that's great.

Great life experience, get her back, put her back to bed.
Great life experience, get her back, put her back to bed.

20 minutes later, we're just falling asleep again, it's now close to 2.
20 minutes later, we're just falling asleep again, it's now close to 2.

Daddy?
Daddy?

I have to go to the bathroom again.
I have to go to the bathroom again.

No you don't.
No you don't.

No you don't, you just went, you just went to the bathroom.
No you don't, you just went, you just went to the bathroom.

And I know you don't have to go to the bathroom.
And I know you don't have to go to the bathroom.

No, I really do.
No, I really do.

Out, out of the van.
Out, out of the van.

She goes outside.
She goes outside.

She's giggling, she goes again.
She's giggling, she goes again.

There's more there.
There's more there.

There's more.
There's more.

She's so happy, she's so happy out in this new world.
She's so happy, she's so happy out in this new world.

We figure out later, she was rationing her pee.
We figure out later, she was rationing her pee.

She loved it so much that she was actually rationing it.
She loved it so much that she was actually rationing it.

We finally get to bed at like 5:30 in the morning and
We finally get to bed at like 5:30 in the morning and

we wake up maybe like an hour and a half later.
we wake up maybe like an hour and a half later.

The only person who's refreshed is my daughter who fell out of her bed and
The only person who's refreshed is my daughter who fell out of her bed and

landed- >> [LAUGH]
landed- >> [LAUGH]

>> On an ice chest.
>> On an ice chest.

>> [LAUGH] >> She never knew anything happened.
>> [LAUGH] >> She never knew anything happened.

>> Wow. >> Yeah.
>> Wow. >> Yeah.

>> Does, now that she's home, still wanna go out-
>> Does, now that she's home, still wanna go out-

>> [LAUGH] Yeah.
>> [LAUGH] Yeah.

>> And pee anywhere in your yard?
>> And pee anywhere in your yard?

She just ignores the bathroom inside?
She just ignores the bathroom inside?

>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Yeah. Yeah.

And giggles.
And giggles.

>> Yeah, that's hilarious.
>> Yeah, that's hilarious.