i'm josh i'm ollie and i'm feeling very
i'm josh i'm ollie and i'm feeling very

jolly
jolly

okay i still hate that it's jolly
okay i still hate that it's jolly

josh jolly jolly yeah i know i i'm jolly
josh jolly jolly yeah i know i i'm jolly

it's like stupid
it's like stupid

great playing the logic of it makes
great playing the logic of it makes

sense but it's just something about it
sense but it's just something about it

so today we thought we would look at old
so today we thought we would look at old

photos of ourselves we are this is scary
photos of ourselves we are this is scary

dangerous territory here
dangerous territory here

seriously because both of us have a
seriously because both of us have a

decent amount of incriminating
decent amount of incriminating

evidence oh no what have you got and
evidence oh no what have you got and

found
found

since i've known you you've looked
since i've known you you've looked

pretty much identical as a child i look
pretty much identical as a child i look

like a slightly grumpy 20 year old
like a slightly grumpy 20 year old

first up you ready for this hit me hit
first up you ready for this hit me hit

me
me

so my glasses kind of give it away it
so my glasses kind of give it away it

was an 80s themed party
was an 80s themed party

oh you can't really tell from looking at
oh you can't really tell from looking at

yourself
yourself

well i could be from the 80s that was
well i could be from the 80s that was

2007 that was 10 years ago man
2007 that was 10 years ago man

wow this is pre-selfie days
wow this is pre-selfie days

that that's true i think this is a
that that's true i think this is a

selfie before you could do selfies so i
selfie before you could do selfies so i

thought you could see what you were
thought you could see what you were

taking
taking

selfies weren't the norm like back then
selfies weren't the norm like back then

if you wanted a picture of you and your
if you wanted a picture of you and your

friend you had to ask someone to take it
friend you had to ask someone to take it

off you or you did this which as you can
off you or you did this which as you can

tell so that maybe that lady is like why
tell so that maybe that lady is like why

are they taking a picture of me
are they taking a picture of me

all right let's move on all right
all right let's move on all right

you just went for all the fancy dress
you just went for all the fancy dress

parties we went to that is true
parties we went to that is true

but i wasn't aware of that when i was
but i wasn't aware of that when i was

picking them up i thought we used to
picking them up i thought we used to

dress well
dress well

look at that dress you look like you
look at that dress you look like you

walked straight off the set of scarface
walked straight off the set of scarface

i think that's maybe the look i was
i think that's maybe the look i was

going for godfather maybe
going for godfather maybe

i don't know so what was i going for
i don't know so what was i going for

maybe noah
maybe noah

late night entertainer noah it's like
late night entertainer noah it's like

after he felt the ark he was like i'm
after he felt the ark he was like i'm

considering a career change
considering a career change

you're doing t-rex hands i am you're
you're doing t-rex hands i am you're

doing the standard ollie hand pose
doing the standard ollie hand pose

maybe that comes from the womb
maybe that comes from the womb

[Laughter]
[Laughter]

when you're a baby and it's just this is
when you're a baby and it's just this is

when i feel most comfortable
when i feel most comfortable

i want to also draw attention here to
i want to also draw attention here to

your hair now you are like an
your hair now you are like an

abercrombie and fitch
abercrombie and fitch

whispy california
whispy california

oh yeah i don't i just got out of bed
oh yeah i don't i just got out of bed

but if josh actually just got out of bed
but if josh actually just got out of bed

it would look like that yeah i was
it would look like that yeah i was

living in china before that
living in china before that

came to england i was like this is too
came to england i was like this is too

expensive i'm a first year uni student
expensive i'm a first year uni student

let's just not get my hair cut let's
let's just not get my hair cut let's

transform money for that
transform money for that

into a vagrant at least
into a vagrant at least

i was clean shaven i mean probably
i was clean shaven i mean probably

couldn't grab a beard back then
couldn't grab a beard back then

neither of us could i still can't this
neither of us could i still can't this

is a good one
is a good one

now this is from when you first came and
now this is from when you first came and

visited me yes
visited me yes

and you can already see that you've
and you can already see that you've

begun that metamorphosis
begun that metamorphosis

into the model look i just cut my hair
into the model look i just cut my hair

yeah
yeah

that's it this is our good friend jun
that's it this is our good friend jun

yeah he was a career university student
yeah he was a career university student

who came and visited london
who came and visited london

as an exchange student a clue to when
as an exchange student a clue to when

this picture was taken although we may
this picture was taken although we may

not look that different here if you look
not look that different here if you look

at the computer in the background
at the computer in the background

that had just been invented
that had just been invented

those existed still to be honest i think
those existed still to be honest i think

it's just a parent's house isn't it
it's just a parent's house isn't it

you go back to my parents house they've
you go back to my parents house they've

got screens like that no
got screens like that no

yeah i love your dad look how happy i am
yeah i love your dad look how happy i am

i could have been
i could have been

happy i look like oh my gosh this is the
happy i look like oh my gosh this is the

best day of my life
best day of my life

this is interesting i look 10 times
this is interesting i look 10 times

better when i smile
better when i smile

when i stop smiling immediately i look
when i stop smiling immediately i look

really angry
really angry

sometimes i just think i should just
sometimes i just think i should just

smile just a little bit because i will
smile just a little bit because i will

look intimidating
look intimidating

[Laughter]
[Laughter]

no it is wait you can't even hold it
no it is wait you can't even hold it

that's angry isn't it yeah it's quite
that's angry isn't it yeah it's quite

angry sometimes i just think if that's
angry sometimes i just think if that's

normal yeah go like
normal yeah go like

oh wow this this is a good picture this
oh wow this this is a good picture this

is memories in the making
is memories in the making

that was in the background of our first
that was in the background of our first

ever young man's video this is on the
ever young man's video this is on the

first trip to korea
first trip to korea

we went into an art shop and i saw this
we went into an art shop and i saw this

bust it was really cheap and i was like
bust it was really cheap and i was like

i've always wanted one
i've always wanted one

it was quite big we couldn't take it on
it was quite big we couldn't take it on

the plane i couldn't it wouldn't let you
the plane i couldn't it wouldn't let you

carry it on
carry it on

so i got my pen knife out and i just
so i got my pen knife out and i just

sawed off its head
sawed off its head

and then i carried it i had it on my lap
and then i carried it i had it on my lap

for the whole flight home
for the whole flight home

it was so crazy that was one of those
it was so crazy that was one of those

moments when i was like ollie
moments when i was like ollie

you're weird that's not weird is it
you're weird that's not weird is it

weird
weird

what do you want to do with the bus it's
what do you want to do with the bus it's

just a decoration like why do you have a
just a decoration like why do you have a

picture on the wall
picture on the wall

if i had a picture of that bust that
if i had a picture of that bust that

would be weird as well well
would be weird as well well

i'm not a picture of the bus
i'm not a picture of the bus

your grumpy face is going out it's like
your grumpy face is going out it's like

i can't help it from now on i'm smiling
i can't help it from now on i'm smiling

even if you're insulting me
even if you're insulting me

oh this is wow this is
oh this is wow this is

me and johnny i took this one just for
me and johnny i took this one just for

jokes
jokes

are you wearing one lipstick no it's
are you wearing one lipstick no it's

just a picture i mean you are
just a picture i mean you are

two ravishing young men we are posey
two ravishing young men we are posey

i literally have never looked as good as
i literally have never looked as good as

that
that

hey this is a good one that fringe
hey this is a good one that fringe

needs to go it does i don't know i don't
needs to go it does i don't know i don't

even know how i could see
even know how i could see

well you probably couldn't see out of
well you probably couldn't see out of

your left eye
your left eye

you know whenever i see these photos i
you know whenever i see these photos i

think oh
think oh

where did that t-shirt go
where did that t-shirt go

well the red hot chili members won yeah
well the red hot chili members won yeah

if you still had that you'd still be
if you still had that you'd still be

wearing it yeah
wearing it yeah

100 i don't throw clothes away i lose
100 i don't throw clothes away i lose

clothes that's how
clothes that's how

the cycle works they get like holes like
the cycle works they get like holes like

in the armpits yeah that's true
in the armpits yeah that's true

i was once on the tube and i was going
i was once on the tube and i was going

like this and then it was a busy tube
like this and then it was a busy tube

but
but

no one was standing near to me and i was
no one was standing near to me and i was

like what do i smell
like what do i smell

i showered that i didn't understand and
i showered that i didn't understand and

then of course i got off the train and
then of course i got off the train and

realized
realized

there's like two holes and like armpit
there's like two holes and like armpit

hair coming out of each hole
hair coming out of each hole

[Laughter]
[Laughter]

yeah all right next one ah this is a
yeah all right next one ah this is a

good one as well this is a good one
good one as well this is a good one

where did that t-shirt go i love that
where did that t-shirt go i love that

t-shirt
t-shirt

this is maybe the first recorded photo
this is maybe the first recorded photo

we have of us together where you're
we have of us together where you're

pulling
pulling

the classic ollie pose to this day on
the classic ollie pose to this day on

instagram
instagram

i mean respect right there wow oh
i mean respect right there wow oh

look at that that's bromance right there
look at that that's bromance right there

there's just pure love
there's just pure love

flowing between us romance the other two
flowing between us romance the other two

must feel a little awkward
must feel a little awkward

yeah you could tell they kind of look
yeah you could tell they kind of look

like they are this is in our halls of
like they are this is in our halls of

residence i think i have another one in
residence i think i have another one in

that hoodie
that hoodie

there we go look at that see that's that
there we go look at that see that's that

i took
i took

that moment as a signal and i was like
that moment as a signal and i was like

i'm moving in i mean i don't look that
i'm moving in i mean i don't look that

happy about it i'm not sure what that's
happy about it i'm not sure what that's

about well you just hadn't noticed yet
about well you just hadn't noticed yet

okay you would have been totally on
okay you would have been totally on

board i would have been all so up for it
board i would have been all so up for it

seriously as soon as i see
seriously as soon as i see

but it's the hair it's blocking my
but it's the hair it's blocking my

vision that's it i just can't see you
vision that's it i just can't see you

coming in
coming in

oh wow this is a great one
oh wow this is a great one

i picked that one primarily because this
i picked that one primarily because this

is like
is like

an exaggerated version of how i feel
an exaggerated version of how i feel

in all photos of you and me what do you
in all photos of you and me what do you

mean where you look
mean where you look

effortlessly good and i don't look bad
effortlessly good and i don't look bad

i just by comparison look a lot worse
i just by comparison look a lot worse

so this is trying on hats for when i got
so this is trying on hats for when i got

married it is you got a very traditional
married it is you got a very traditional

english attire for your wedding so we
english attire for your wedding so we

have full tails and top hats
have full tails and top hats

yeah that's very good very very good
yeah that's very good very very good

this was us back in the day
this was us back in the day

and then a few months later
and then a few months later

at your wedding wow that was really good
at your wedding wow that was really good

that there's the traditional attire
that there's the traditional attire

nostalgic yeah lovely lots of memories
nostalgic yeah lovely lots of memories

memories
memories

you know i just realized how rarely you
you know i just realized how rarely you

and i just look look into each other's
and i just look look into each other's

eyes
eyes

there's a reason for a couple of years
there's a reason for a couple of years

for a reason
for a reason

you ready no no i don't want to do that
you ready no no i don't want to do that

he's actually covering it
he's actually covering it

oh this is joel wow this is here i've
oh this is joel wow this is here i've

got this a double partner
got this a double partner

that is me and joel this is maybe four
that is me and joel this is maybe four

years ago
years ago

joel used to have a long hair joel now
joel used to have a long hair joel now

joel's a very good looking guy
joel's a very good looking guy

very well very well groomed but you know
very well very well groomed but you know

he didn't always
he didn't always

have the neatest hairstyles i couldn't
have the neatest hairstyles i couldn't

really afford a haircut so i just used
really afford a haircut so i just used

to have one haircut a year
to have one haircut a year

you used to get your hair really short
you used to get your hair really short

and then just grow it out until it was
and then just grow it out until it was

like
like

i really need to get this it's like an
i really need to get this it's like an

annual tradition joe's haircut oh wait
annual tradition joe's haircut oh wait

what's this
what's this

oh my gosh
oh my gosh

wow you look like you're wearing a wig
wow you look like you're wearing a wig

you do
you do

that's your actual hair let's see it now
that's your actual hair let's see it now

don't don't be poor what do you mean
don't don't be poor what do you mean

it's worth paying to get a haircut
it's worth paying to get a haircut

and you could have even cut your own
and you could have even cut your own

hair oh i should have joel thanks for
hair oh i should have joel thanks for

coming in and joining us for the episode
coming in and joining us for the episode

what
what

what just come get me into shame me well
what just come get me into shame me well

we you know we're taking a walk down
we you know we're taking a walk down

memory lane didn't want to leave you out
memory lane didn't want to leave you out

of the story all right
of the story all right

peace see you next time
peace see you next time