- I mean, this look, likes, I wipe my ass with this.
- I mean, this look, likes, I wipe my ass with this.

(laughing)
(laughing)

- See, this is what commitment looks like.
- See, this is what commitment looks like.

(chilling music)
(chilling music)

(soft rock music)
(soft rock music)

- About to eat some Australian snacks.
- About to eat some Australian snacks.

- I'm a little bit nervous.
- I'm a little bit nervous.

I really hope that I don't have to eat Vegemite.
I really hope that I don't have to eat Vegemite.

- I'm very excited, yes.
- I'm very excited, yes.

I skipped eating for this.
I skipped eating for this.

- I'm on keto, so I'm gonna have some carbs right now.
- I'm on keto, so I'm gonna have some carbs right now.

It's gonna be great.
It's gonna be great.

- Yes.
- Yes.

- Ooh
- Ooh

- Tim Tams, of course.
- Tim Tams, of course.

- I love Tim Tams.
- I love Tim Tams.

- Never heard of it.
- Never heard of it.

- Oh my God, they're so good.
- Oh my God, they're so good.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

(crunching)
(crunching)

- Oh wow.
- Oh wow.

- This is the milk chocolate snack I was looking for.
- This is the milk chocolate snack I was looking for.

- There's so much crunch in that.
- There's so much crunch in that.

- [Producer] So, eating them with tea
- [Producer] So, eating them with tea

is what they call a Tim Tam Slam.
is what they call a Tim Tam Slam.

- Aww, a Tim Tam Slam.
- Aww, a Tim Tam Slam.

- I've done this before.
- I've done this before.

(crunching)
(crunching)

- I like the Tim Tam without the slam so far, pretty good.
- I like the Tim Tam without the slam so far, pretty good.

- Yeah, and then you just dip it like a straw
- Yeah, and then you just dip it like a straw

and, like, try to suck up.
and, like, try to suck up.

(sipping)
(sipping)

- It's not working.
- It's not working.

- What am I doing?
- What am I doing?

- I feel like you made this up just to make us look stupid.
- I feel like you made this up just to make us look stupid.

- Does it work?
- Does it work?

- Oh yeah!
- Oh yeah!

Then you just eat it.
Then you just eat it.

- Whoa!
- Whoa!

- That's the bomb.
- That's the bomb.

- Mmm.
- Mmm.

- Nothing is happening.
- Nothing is happening.

- Oh yeah, oh my God, oh.
- Oh yeah, oh my God, oh.

That is a sweet, melty, amazing mess.
That is a sweet, melty, amazing mess.

- I'm gonna bite off some more.
- I'm gonna bite off some more.

- Okay.
- Okay.

- And that'll help.
- And that'll help.

- Ope, oh boy, ope.
- Ope, oh boy, ope.

- Could other people do this?
- Could other people do this?

- Mm, oh my God, mmmm.
- Mm, oh my God, mmmm.

Oh, that's really something man.
Oh, that's really something man.

- Ahhhh.
- Ahhhh.

- Oh my God, it like dissolves and melts into your face.
- Oh my God, it like dissolves and melts into your face.

- Ohh.
- Ohh.

- Oh, it's incredible.
- Oh, it's incredible.

- This is literally the best Australia has to offer.
- This is literally the best Australia has to offer.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- It's so incredible.
- It's so incredible.

(bright pop music)
(bright pop music)

- I know this, Milo.
- I know this, Milo.

I've never been to Australia, but for some reason,
I've never been to Australia, but for some reason,

they sell Milo a lot at like Asian supermarkets.
they sell Milo a lot at like Asian supermarkets.

And so, growing up, I drank a lot of Milo,
And so, growing up, I drank a lot of Milo,

so this is very comforting.
so this is very comforting.

- Holy crap. (gasps)
- Holy crap. (gasps)

I poked it, and it opened!
I poked it, and it opened!

- I'm sorry, you pour the milk first?
- I'm sorry, you pour the milk first?

This is not how I would make chocolate milk.
This is not how I would make chocolate milk.

- So, how much do we put in here?
- So, how much do we put in here?

- [Producer] So in Australia, you put in, like, three.
- [Producer] So in Australia, you put in, like, three.

- Three scoops?
- Three scoops?

- Another one?
- Another one?

Okay.
Okay.

- [Producer] And another one.
- [Producer] And another one.

- Oh my God.
- Oh my God.

(laughing)
(laughing)

I don't know, I don't know about this.
I don't know, I don't know about this.

- You're drinking powder today--
- You're drinking powder today--

- That's a lot!
- That's a lot!

- We'll mix this baby up.
- We'll mix this baby up.

Ahh!
Ahh!

Oh it's getting kinda clumpy.
Oh it's getting kinda clumpy.

- See, when you put the milk in first,
- See, when you put the milk in first,

it's really hard to mix it all together.
it's really hard to mix it all together.

- Yeah, Australians, why are we doing this?
- Yeah, Australians, why are we doing this?

(both laughing)
(both laughing)

Explain!
Explain!

- Oh, this is like protein shake disgustingness.
- Oh, this is like protein shake disgustingness.

Here we go.
Here we go.

- Know what, I'm just doing two.
- Know what, I'm just doing two.

Is it supposed to take this long?
Is it supposed to take this long?

- Keep stirring, just keep stirring.
- Keep stirring, just keep stirring.

- Keep going.
- Keep going.

- I'm supposed to eat this?
- I'm supposed to eat this?

(record scratch)
(record scratch)

- Oh, we're eating it!
- Oh, we're eating it!

Ohh, okay.
Ohh, okay.

- Let's try these clumps.
- Let's try these clumps.

- Get in there.
- Get in there.

(ding)
(ding)

- Dude, I'm just gonna drink it.
- Dude, I'm just gonna drink it.

- I mean, I don't hate it.
- I mean, I don't hate it.

- My gosh, it's really good.
- My gosh, it's really good.

- It's, like, crunchy.
- It's, like, crunchy.

- I'm telling you, if you would put the powder in first,
- I'm telling you, if you would put the powder in first,

and then you would add in the milk,
and then you would add in the milk,

I think that it would've been fine.
I think that it would've been fine.

- It's kind of like, almost like a, like a granular cereal
- It's kind of like, almost like a, like a granular cereal

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- That is crazy!
- That is crazy!

Wow!
Wow!

That is a chocolatey punch in the face.
That is a chocolatey punch in the face.

(horns blowing)
(horns blowing)

- Surprise, surprise.
- Surprise, surprise.

(groaning)
(groaning)

- The legendary Vegemite!
- The legendary Vegemite!

- Everyone's favorite.
- Everyone's favorite.

- I'm so excited.
- I'm so excited.

I finally get to try Vegemite, yes!
I finally get to try Vegemite, yes!

(Huh!)
(Huh!)

(gagging)
(gagging)

- Oh, come on.
- Oh, come on.

- Smell it.
- Smell it.

- I know, but it's just like, that's not encouraging.
- I know, but it's just like, that's not encouraging.

Man!
Man!

- It's pungent.
- It's pungent.

- Butter first on the toast.
- Butter first on the toast.

- I'm really not a butter guy.
- I'm really not a butter guy.

- I think you should play it safe.
- I think you should play it safe.

- I'll do, like, a smidge of butter.
- I'll do, like, a smidge of butter.

- Oh.
- Oh.

I'm gonna go with this much?
I'm gonna go with this much?

- Okay.
- Okay.

- Oh, God!
- Oh, God!

- I'm gonna take a heaping spoon, heaping knifeful.
- I'm gonna take a heaping spoon, heaping knifeful.

(eerie music)
(eerie music)

(laughing)
(laughing)

- Just remember, you did this to yourself.
- Just remember, you did this to yourself.

- Sure did.
- Sure did.

- Scared, I don't know.
- Scared, I don't know.

I don't know how much you're supposed to put.
I don't know how much you're supposed to put.

- Is that, like, about right?
- Is that, like, about right?

(laughing)
(laughing)

- You really can smell it.
- You really can smell it.

- Smells like blended up jerky.
- Smells like blended up jerky.

- See, this is what commitment looks like.
- See, this is what commitment looks like.

That.
That.

- This is not commitment.
- This is not commitment.

That's why it's called shard bread.
That's why it's called shard bread.

One, two, three.
One, two, three.

(intense drum music)
(intense drum music)

(giggling)
(giggling)

- Ohhh, oh wow, oh way too much, way too much.
- Ohhh, oh wow, oh way too much, way too much.

I don't even know if I can swallow this.
I don't even know if I can swallow this.

- Um.
- Um.

- Why is it so savory?
- Why is it so savory?

- I'mma spit this out.
- I'mma spit this out.

- Oh my God, it's really gross, I'm sorry.
- Oh my God, it's really gross, I'm sorry.

I don't want to swallow it.
I don't want to swallow it.

- Ohh
- Ohh

(laughing)
(laughing)

God! No!
God! No!

Whyyy?
Whyyy?

- It's so salty?
- It's so salty?

[Producer] Are you tearing up?
[Producer] Are you tearing up?

- Oh, yeah, it tastes really bad.
- Oh, yeah, it tastes really bad.

(laughing)
(laughing)

- I think the butter is saving me.
- I think the butter is saving me.

- There's an interesting play
- There's an interesting play

between the butter and the Vegemite,
between the butter and the Vegemite,

which I kinda like actually.
which I kinda like actually.

- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.

- So much worse than I thought.
- So much worse than I thought.

Oh, I was really excited.
Oh, I was really excited.

I finally get to try Vegemite, yes!
I finally get to try Vegemite, yes!

- Oh, Lord, give me the strength to not throw this up.
- Oh, Lord, give me the strength to not throw this up.

- Yeah, that was gag-worthy.
- Yeah, that was gag-worthy.

- What is this made out of?
- What is this made out of?

- [Producer] Yeast.
- [Producer] Yeast.

- Ohhh!
- Ohhh!

- It's just yeast!
- It's just yeast!

- I can't imagine, like, a little Australian kid,
- I can't imagine, like, a little Australian kid,

before school, being like, "Mmmm, toast and Vegemite!"
before school, being like, "Mmmm, toast and Vegemite!"

- The more I eat it the more I like it.
- The more I eat it the more I like it.

Pretty sure that it's breakfast, I guess.
Pretty sure that it's breakfast, I guess.

(coughing)
(coughing)

(laughing)
(laughing)

- So, for your first time,
- So, for your first time,

if you're making a Vegemite sandwich,
if you're making a Vegemite sandwich,

you probably really only want, like, that much.
you probably really only want, like, that much.

(laughing)
(laughing)

- Not that much.
- Not that much.

- Wow, thanks for the heads up.
- Wow, thanks for the heads up.

- So, if you wanna try it, you really wanna spread it thin.
- So, if you wanna try it, you really wanna spread it thin.

- Alright, I'll give Vegemite a second chance,
- Alright, I'll give Vegemite a second chance,

just 'cause I wanted it to be so good.
just 'cause I wanted it to be so good.

- Wait, wait, let's, let's, let's do a comparison.
- Wait, wait, let's, let's, let's do a comparison.

- That's a very light amount.
- That's a very light amount.

- Like, beginning, and this is overzealous American.
- Like, beginning, and this is overzealous American.

- This is beginner, okay.
- This is beginner, okay.

Mm, okay.
Mm, okay.

- I mean, saying, "Mm, that's okay."
- I mean, saying, "Mm, that's okay."

It's like you literally went through hell,
It's like you literally went through hell,

so, of course, anything better than hell is gonna be okay.
so, of course, anything better than hell is gonna be okay.

- I'm gonna throw up.
- I'm gonna throw up.

(laughing)
(laughing)

(electronic music)
(electronic music)

- Oh!
- Oh!

- Okay.
- Okay.

- Yes!
- Yes!

- Holy crap!
- Holy crap!

We got like crocodile jerky up in here!
We got like crocodile jerky up in here!

- Emu and kangaroo!
- Emu and kangaroo!

- Oh.
- Oh.

- This is Australian, yeah.
- This is Australian, yeah.

- Emu.
- Emu.

- I'm excited for this.
- I'm excited for this.

- Is this really emu?
- Is this really emu?

- Exotic meats, let's go.
- Exotic meats, let's go.

- Wait, I feel a little bit bad eating the kangaroo.
- Wait, I feel a little bit bad eating the kangaroo.

- I know, they're adorable--
- I know, they're adorable--

It's like we're eating the national animal?
It's like we're eating the national animal?

- I've never eaten any of these animals before.
- I've never eaten any of these animals before.

- Me neither.
- Me neither.

- Ah, it's not bad.
- Ah, it's not bad.

It's a little gamey, but it's there's no real, like,
It's a little gamey, but it's there's no real, like,

taste that's, like, very specific.
taste that's, like, very specific.

It's very just--
It's very just--

- It kinda tastes like teriyaki.
- It kinda tastes like teriyaki.

- Yeah, well, there's soy sauce in it, so thats makes sense.
- Yeah, well, there's soy sauce in it, so thats makes sense.

- Mmmmm.
- Mmmmm.

- Not what I was expecting.
- Not what I was expecting.

- It's kind of sweet.
- It's kind of sweet.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Oof.
- Oof.

(sniffles)
(sniffles)

- [Producer] Yum!
- [Producer] Yum!

- Kangaroo, I'm sorry.
- Kangaroo, I'm sorry.

- I'm a little nervous.
- I'm a little nervous.

- Sweet 'n' hot kangaroo jerky.
- Sweet 'n' hot kangaroo jerky.

- I somehow managed, during my entire trip to Australia,
- I somehow managed, during my entire trip to Australia,

to avoid eating kangaroo, and now, here we are.
to avoid eating kangaroo, and now, here we are.

- Kinda looks like a dog treat.
- Kinda looks like a dog treat.

- It's kinda wet.
- It's kinda wet.

(both laughing)
(both laughing)

- Oof, this actually smells like--
- Oof, this actually smells like--

- I'm not even gonna smell it, I'm just--
- I'm not even gonna smell it, I'm just--

(laughing)
(laughing)

- That's a little tougher.
- That's a little tougher.

- Yeah you have to chew quite a bit more.
- Yeah you have to chew quite a bit more.

- It's not bad.
- It's not bad.

- No.
- No.

- No, pass.
- No, pass.

(funky music)
(funky music)

- We love you giant chicken.
- We love you giant chicken.

- That's legal?
- That's legal?

- Makes sense, you've gotta lotta kangaroos.
- Makes sense, you've gotta lotta kangaroos.

- I could see myself riding through the Australian Outback,
- I could see myself riding through the Australian Outback,

munching on kangaroo jerky.
munching on kangaroo jerky.

Oh yeah, that's pretty good.
Oh yeah, that's pretty good.

A weird aftertaste, though, really strong.
A weird aftertaste, though, really strong.

That's gonna be on my breath-- - It's all yours.
That's gonna be on my breath-- - It's all yours.

- All day.
- All day.

(exhaling loudly)
(exhaling loudly)

- Crocodile!
- Crocodile!

- I wonder what part of the crocodile this is.
- I wonder what part of the crocodile this is.

- I hope it's the face.
- I hope it's the face.

- You can see seasonings on this one.
- You can see seasonings on this one.

- Kay, I guess crocodile has white meat.
- Kay, I guess crocodile has white meat.

This is interesting.
This is interesting.

- Here we go.
- Here we go.

(laughing)
(laughing)

- This is so tough!
- This is so tough!

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

That's like chewing through leather a little bit.
That's like chewing through leather a little bit.

- You really get to see what you're eating.
- You really get to see what you're eating.

(cheery country music)
(cheery country music)

- Anzac Biscuits With Wattleseed.
- Anzac Biscuits With Wattleseed.

- It comes from Emu Bottom, Victoria's oldest homestead.
- It comes from Emu Bottom, Victoria's oldest homestead.

- Oh my God, you know,
- Oh my God, you know,

I literally thought it was made out of an emu bottom,
I literally thought it was made out of an emu bottom,

and I was like, "What?"
and I was like, "What?"

(crunching)
(crunching)

- Mmm.
- Mmm.

- Delightful!
- Delightful!

- I like that.
- I like that.

- Holy cow, I would not expect this from,
- Holy cow, I would not expect this from,

like, a military ration or something.
like, a military ration or something.

You always, like, you think, like, MRE,
You always, like, you think, like, MRE,

where it's, like, tasteless.
where it's, like, tasteless.

No, this is good.
No, this is good.

- I see you wattleseed.
- I see you wattleseed.

- I wanna have this with tea.
- I wanna have this with tea.

- Do I detect coconut in this?
- Do I detect coconut in this?

- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

- I don't do coconut, this is disgusting.
- I don't do coconut, this is disgusting.

- Wow.
- Wow.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- That was pretty harsh.
- That was pretty harsh.

That was pretty hard turnaround there.
That was pretty hard turnaround there.

- Yeah that took a turn.
- Yeah that took a turn.

- These are awesome.
- These are awesome.

(crunching)
(crunching)

- We're on opposite sides if the fence on this.
- We're on opposite sides if the fence on this.

- But another Australian snack with another great packaging.
- But another Australian snack with another great packaging.

(cheery music)
(cheery music)

(gasping)
(gasping)

- He's so cute.
- He's so cute.

I love him.
I love him.

- I already know I'm gonna like this.
- I already know I'm gonna like this.

You know, cute little koala,
You know, cute little koala,

again, featuring Australian wildlife there.
again, featuring Australian wildlife there.

The pride continues with this packaging.
The pride continues with this packaging.

- He looks so happy to be eaten.
- He looks so happy to be eaten.

Twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk.
Twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk.

- Yes!
- Yes!

- [In Unison] Ohhh!
- [In Unison] Ohhh!

- Wow.
- Wow.

- Whoa.
- Whoa.

- Oh, mm-hmm.
- Oh, mm-hmm.

- I like this.
- I like this.

- There's no comparison.
- There's no comparison.

- When I was a kid, I would've made my mom buy this for me.
- When I was a kid, I would've made my mom buy this for me.

- It's really thick.
- It's really thick.

- Really rich.
- Really rich.

- Yeah, ew.
- Yeah, ew.

- One bite was enough.
- One bite was enough.

- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.

- I mean obviously, if you eat one of these a day,
- I mean obviously, if you eat one of these a day,

your like, your skin is doomed, and so is your blood sugar,
your like, your skin is doomed, and so is your blood sugar,

but I think the body can handle one of these, like,
but I think the body can handle one of these, like,

once a year, you know, slowly.
once a year, you know, slowly.

Enjoy the caramel.
Enjoy the caramel.

- It all surprised me.
- It all surprised me.

It was all actually pretty good.
It was all actually pretty good.

- The Tim Tams were great!
- The Tim Tams were great!

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Tim Tam for life.
- Tim Tam for life.

- Most of Australia is not inhabitable,
- Most of Australia is not inhabitable,

and their snacks sort of, like, mimic that.
and their snacks sort of, like, mimic that.

- Australia; it's this extreme landscape of snacks.
- Australia; it's this extreme landscape of snacks.

- I'm into all of it. - Chocolate overload.
- I'm into all of it. - Chocolate overload.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- I would like to go to Australia and try more foods.
- I would like to go to Australia and try more foods.

My suitcase would just be filled with Tim Tams.
My suitcase would just be filled with Tim Tams.

- I'll still listen to "Land Down Under"
- I'll still listen to "Land Down Under"

'cause it's, like, the best song ever,
'cause it's, like, the best song ever,

and I'll still sing the Vegemite lyric,
and I'll still sing the Vegemite lyric,

but yeah, I'm not really, not really into the Vegemite.
but yeah, I'm not really, not really into the Vegemite.

- It's been a journey.
- It's been a journey.

(soft string music)
(soft string music)