i think we can all agree that counter-strike  global offensive is almost a perfect shooter  
i think we can all agree that counter-strike  global offensive is almost a perfect shooter  

i repeat almost even an esport as tried  and tested as cs go has its fair share of  
i repeat almost even an esport as tried  and tested as cs go has its fair share of  

infuriating mechanics overpowered weapons and game  breaking bugs things that make you want to jump  
infuriating mechanics overpowered weapons and game  breaking bugs things that make you want to jump  

out of your chair and curse the day that big daddy  gaben was born so today we're counting down our  
out of your chair and curse the day that big daddy  gaben was born so today we're counting down our  

top 10 grievances with cs go that make us want  to scream the top 10 things that are just well
top 10 grievances with cs go that make us want  to scream the top 10 things that are just well

kicking off our list we've got our  most controversial entry the op
kicking off our list we've got our  most controversial entry the op

i'm actually gonna i know i know how could i  possibly be talking smack about the mighty green  
i'm actually gonna i know i know how could i  possibly be talking smack about the mighty green  

isn't it the sickest and most skillful  gat in cs go look the sickest sure but  
isn't it the sickest and most skillful  gat in cs go look the sickest sure but  

skillful no even after getting nerfed back in  2015 the op is still kind of old one shot to  
skillful no even after getting nerfed back in  2015 the op is still kind of old one shot to  

the chest from anywhere on the map through armor  is all it takes to delete someone from the server  
the chest from anywhere on the map through armor  is all it takes to delete someone from the server  

and look no one is saying the ceiling  on this weapon isn't absurdly high  
and look no one is saying the ceiling  on this weapon isn't absurdly high  

but the floor pretty [ __ ] low this thing  just thanos snaps you off the map a little  
but the floor pretty [ __ ] low this thing  just thanos snaps you off the map a little  

too easily and there's pretty much nothing you  can do about it and the pros agree they can't do  
too easily and there's pretty much nothing you  can do about it and the pros agree they can't do  

anything more to like nerf it you know because the  gun's broken like it is it's both like fully fully  
anything more to like nerf it you know because the  gun's broken like it is it's both like fully fully  

[ __ ] to think that you can not be looking and  just do this and kill two guys he's like what the  
[ __ ] to think that you can not be looking and  just do this and kill two guys he's like what the  

hell man it's like it should it shouldn't be fair  you all better smoke that mid-cross cause for our  
hell man it's like it should it shouldn't be fair  you all better smoke that mid-cross cause for our  

number nine entry we're shipping off to dust to  cs go's original dumpster fire i'm ready to go now
number nine entry we're shipping off to dust to  cs go's original dumpster fire i'm ready to go now

what is there to say about dust too that hasn't  already been said it is the oldest most exciting  
what is there to say about dust too that hasn't  already been said it is the oldest most exciting  

and most enduring map that counter-strike has  ever known as well as inarguably the most iconic  
and most enduring map that counter-strike has  ever known as well as inarguably the most iconic  

battlegrounds in the history of first-person  shooters dust 2 is quite literally an institution  
battlegrounds in the history of first-person  shooters dust 2 is quite literally an institution  

but it also really sucks sometimes planting and  under window under window under window under  
but it also really sucks sometimes planting and  under window under window under window under  

the window god damn it kill him  godfather terry he just [ __ ] sucks  
the window god damn it kill him  godfather terry he just [ __ ] sucks  

what are you doing whether you're getting flashed  into oblivion on long desperately trying to retake  
what are you doing whether you're getting flashed  into oblivion on long desperately trying to retake  

b or just want to leave your [ __ ] spawn question  is can they actually get a kill initially yes they
b or just want to leave your [ __ ] spawn question  is can they actually get a kill initially yes they

it's no secret that sublime though it may be does  too can be an absolute nightmare to play oh back  
it's no secret that sublime though it may be does  too can be an absolute nightmare to play oh back  

to dust2 the land of cheaters i you know that was  my hypothesis my hypothesis was thus two cheaters  
to dust2 the land of cheaters i you know that was  my hypothesis my hypothesis was thus two cheaters  

all right look you better start holding an off  angle because for the eighth spot on our list  
all right look you better start holding an off  angle because for the eighth spot on our list  

we're setting up some cheesy ridiculous one ways  the one way smoke that i'm about to show you will  
we're setting up some cheesy ridiculous one ways  the one way smoke that i'm about to show you will  

land on the window latch and will allow you to  peek through a small gap at the bottom right part  
land on the window latch and will allow you to  peek through a small gap at the bottom right part  

of the window while you being in the window can  easily spot any enemies at topmit they won't have  
of the window while you being in the window can  easily spot any enemies at topmit they won't have  

the tiniest chance to spot you in there hey look  i get it in a game as inaccessible as cs go where  
the tiniest chance to spot you in there hey look  i get it in a game as inaccessible as cs go where  

utility isn't just learned but mastered knowledge  is power and creating a situation where you can  
utility isn't just learned but mastered knowledge  is power and creating a situation where you can  

see everything but your opponent can't see you  is really powerful what you do you do the smoke  
see everything but your opponent can't see you  is really powerful what you do you do the smoke  

you do the flash i showed you and you do  the mall of firebox and you jump just here  
you do the flash i showed you and you do  the mall of firebox and you jump just here  

you clear default and this year  he doesn't see you from ct here  
you clear default and this year  he doesn't see you from ct here  

and while i'm all for outwitting an opponent  sometimes things can get downright outrageous
and while i'm all for outwitting an opponent  sometimes things can get downright outrageous

oh this is dumb bro i thought  you're like seeing through the smoke  
oh this is dumb bro i thought  you're like seeing through the smoke  

i mean oh it's not that bad yeah yeah yo yourself  follow yourself i'm gonna throw it on top of you  
i mean oh it's not that bad yeah yeah yo yourself  follow yourself i'm gonna throw it on top of you  

make your finals ball yourself by  yourself one way lane this is stupid  
make your finals ball yourself by  yourself one way lane this is stupid  

okay so for our seventh spot we're forcing up and  it'll be worth it why because you'll have a scout  
okay so for our seventh spot we're forcing up and  it'll be worth it why because you'll have a scout  

i just worked chris jay's only got the scout  though but can you finish it off oh if he  
i just worked chris jay's only got the scout  though but can you finish it off oh if he  

hits the head he definitely can stay alive as well  dropping into sandwich but the push is coming down  
hits the head he definitely can stay alive as well  dropping into sandwich but the push is coming down  

as well as uh shut down one around from chris j  three with the scout all those the fourth as well
as well as uh shut down one around from chris j  three with the scout all those the fourth as well

look i know this one's a bit of a spicy  take but hear me out picture a poor man's  
look i know this one's a bit of a spicy  take but hear me out picture a poor man's  

op that does roughly 70 damage to the  chest is a one-shot head shot through  
op that does roughly 70 damage to the  chest is a one-shot head shot through  

armor and has near-perfect no-scope accuracy all  for seventeen hundred dollars but the real kicker  
armor and has near-perfect no-scope accuracy all  for seventeen hundred dollars but the real kicker  

is that you're a freaking speed demon whilst  scoped watch the stick strap right here
is that you're a freaking speed demon whilst  scoped watch the stick strap right here

oh my god
oh my god

well it wouldn't be of the score esports top 10  without the 1g for our sixth spot we're talking  
well it wouldn't be of the score esports top 10  without the 1g for our sixth spot we're talking  

about well just the confusion around molotovs  in general oh no from it no how fast do mollies  
about well just the confusion around molotovs  in general oh no from it no how fast do mollies  

actually kill you do they do less damage through  kevlar or not why is their spread so inconsistent  
actually kill you do they do less damage through  kevlar or not why is their spread so inconsistent  

how fast does it travel and how in god's name are  you supposed to figure out where the fire hitbox  
how fast does it travel and how in god's name are  you supposed to figure out where the fire hitbox  

actually starts look i'm not saying that mollies  are overpowered per se i'm just saying that the  
actually starts look i'm not saying that mollies  are overpowered per se i'm just saying that the  

number of times that i have died to one that i  didn't even think i was touching is a lot it also  
number of times that i have died to one that i  didn't even think i was touching is a lot it also  

feels like when i touch one they do a million  damage and i end up looking like this come on
feels like when i touch one they do a million  damage and i end up looking like this come on

all right um
all right um

just move on just move past it [ __ ]  my life coming in at the halfway point  
just move on just move past it [ __ ]  my life coming in at the halfway point  

of our list is a map that also feels  as if it were only halfway finished  
of our list is a map that also feels  as if it were only halfway finished  

vertigo would you remove vertical from the  map pool yes the map is trash remove it ah  
vertigo would you remove vertical from the  map pool yes the map is trash remove it ah  

vertigo the active duty pool's very own a-ramp  simulator a map so shoddily constructed they  
vertigo the active duty pool's very own a-ramp  simulator a map so shoddily constructed they  

needed to fix it not once not twice but nearly  10 times after reworking it midway through  
needed to fix it not once not twice but nearly  10 times after reworking it midway through  

the stomping grounds of one don hatchi himself and  bane of professional players everywhere closer and  
the stomping grounds of one don hatchi himself and  bane of professional players everywhere closer and  

closer to overtime the first player to fall on  land look i'll be honest i like vertigo and i  
closer to overtime the first player to fall on  land look i'll be honest i like vertigo and i  

still think it is a cheesy ridiculous hellscape  where mid control doesn't matter and you don't go  
still think it is a cheesy ridiculous hellscape  where mid control doesn't matter and you don't go  

b unless you have a death wish they're holding for  this mid play with the the boost or they're going  
b unless you have a death wish they're holding for  this mid play with the the boost or they're going  

to go for the run boost it has to oh no rip shakes  he's annoyed about that one giving away his life
to go for the run boost it has to oh no rip shakes  he's annoyed about that one giving away his life

okay look if you're even remotely serious  about cs go you had to know that this one  
okay look if you're even remotely serious  about cs go you had to know that this one  

was coming taking the fourth spot on our list is  the patently busted hand cannon that is the deagle
was coming taking the fourth spot on our list is  the patently busted hand cannon that is the deagle

the fact that it can end someone from across the  map with a single headshot is fine that's what  
the fact that it can end someone from across the  map with a single headshot is fine that's what  

it was designed for the issue is that it's also  god tier at close to mid-range with two shots  
it was designed for the issue is that it's also  god tier at close to mid-range with two shots  

to the body through armor sealing the deal this  isn't exactly what i'd call difficult to master  
to the body through armor sealing the deal this  isn't exactly what i'd call difficult to master  

up in main is the call they're going in although  and it's robs who's found them all only a deagle  
up in main is the call they're going in although  and it's robs who's found them all only a deagle  

required straight to the belt two clicks a piece  easy as that i don't give a [ __ ] how sexy or  
required straight to the belt two clicks a piece  easy as that i don't give a [ __ ] how sexy or  

skillful y'all think it is a 700 sidearm has no  business being this spammable and destructive  
skillful y'all think it is a 700 sidearm has no  business being this spammable and destructive  

eeking our way into a close third  we've got a good old-fashioned classic  
eeking our way into a close third  we've got a good old-fashioned classic  

our game's one and only titular  annoyance getting cs goad
our game's one and only titular  annoyance getting cs goad

what what
what what

what
what

i'm talking of course about those monitor smashing  moments when after catching someone off guard and  
i'm talking of course about those monitor smashing  moments when after catching someone off guard and  

placing your crosshair smack dab in the middle  of their noggin you pull the trigger only to  
placing your crosshair smack dab in the middle  of their noggin you pull the trigger only to  

find that csgo's shitty servers and spaghetti  code had other plans he still manages to deny  
find that csgo's shitty servers and spaghetti  code had other plans he still manages to deny  

the plant though blast but gets dropped and  olefmeister now trying to find a way over here  
the plant though blast but gets dropped and  olefmeister now trying to find a way over here  

pronax has managed to spot it what how is that  not a kill he looks dead on there salvaging the  
pronax has managed to spot it what how is that  not a kill he looks dead on there salvaging the  

previous rounds doing automatic will be boosting  up the hooks thanks decent incendiary all the bug  
previous rounds doing automatic will be boosting  up the hooks thanks decent incendiary all the bug  

cs goes at its finest yep losing a gun fight is  one thing but getting deus ex maki knowned by  
cs goes at its finest yep losing a gun fight is  one thing but getting deus ex maki knowned by  

big daddy gaben himself there's just no recovering  from that it goes without saying that cs go is in  
big daddy gaben himself there's just no recovering  from that it goes without saying that cs go is in  

no shortage of idiots who use wall hacks but our  runner-up spot on this list goes to the times when  
no shortage of idiots who use wall hacks but our  runner-up spot on this list goes to the times when  

cs go decides to give the average innocent player  some wall hacks of their own i'm actually france
cs go decides to give the average innocent player  some wall hacks of their own i'm actually france

dude i'm actually [ __ ] dead what the heck  counter-strike has had plenty of see-through  
dude i'm actually [ __ ] dead what the heck  counter-strike has had plenty of see-through  

smoke bugs over the years all thanks to the source  engine and the game's notoriously nonsensical code  
smoke bugs over the years all thanks to the source  engine and the game's notoriously nonsensical code  

the problem is more or less the source engine  source is really bad at handling multiple  
the problem is more or less the source engine  source is really bad at handling multiple  

transparencies layered on top of each other both  the semi-transparent smoke and fire could be the  
transparencies layered on top of each other both  the semi-transparent smoke and fire could be the  

reason why the bug exists if you've put any amount  of time into counter-strike there is a very decent  
reason why the bug exists if you've put any amount  of time into counter-strike there is a very decent  

chance that you've smoked off a choke held it for  pushes and watched as the enemy becomes perfectly  
chance that you've smoked off a choke held it for  pushes and watched as the enemy becomes perfectly  

visible through your utility too long one dead  that's clipped i gotta clip that like right now
visible through your utility too long one dead  that's clipped i gotta clip that like right now

that's i'm sending that to csgo at csgo on  twitter because that's their games bugged  
that's i'm sending that to csgo at csgo on  twitter because that's their games bugged  

now to be fair a ton of these smoke screw-overs  have been ironed out over the years that said you  
now to be fair a ton of these smoke screw-overs  have been ironed out over the years that said you  

can still occasionally spot dudes through a bloom  if there's an active molly behind it which like  
can still occasionally spot dudes through a bloom  if there's an active molly behind it which like  

is a pretty scummy way to secure a frag still  it's not as if you're not gonna shoot the guy  
is a pretty scummy way to secure a frag still  it's not as if you're not gonna shoot the guy  

cs go is a hard game we take those taking  the top spot on our list is the single most  
cs go is a hard game we take those taking  the top spot on our list is the single most  

kw inducing croc of horse [ __ ] in the whole of  cs csgo the biggest baddest most mammoth-sized  
kw inducing croc of horse [ __ ] in the whole of  cs csgo the biggest baddest most mammoth-sized  

cauldron of snake oil papa gaben has ever  sold us zack did emilio just get back banned
cauldron of snake oil papa gaben has ever  sold us zack did emilio just get back banned

what what over the years valve's  proprietary anti-cheat has proven  
what what over the years valve's  proprietary anti-cheat has proven  

so incapable of removing cheaters from cs go  that other esports have started to meme on it  
so incapable of removing cheaters from cs go  that other esports have started to meme on it  

nicely played mikasa yep very well  played oh the power shot from off screen  
nicely played mikasa yep very well  played oh the power shot from off screen  

oh man i know people complain about vag but my  goodness the aimbot is real it doesn't matter  
oh man i know people complain about vag but my  goodness the aimbot is real it doesn't matter  

if you're walling toggling or just a full blown  raging spin bot vac is more likely to stonewall  
if you're walling toggling or just a full blown  raging spin bot vac is more likely to stonewall  

you for trying to obs your in-game footage than  loading up an actual aim assist okay my this  
you for trying to obs your in-game footage than  loading up an actual aim assist okay my this  

isn't working and while valve has made several  efforts to improve their god-awful anti-cheat  
isn't working and while valve has made several  efforts to improve their god-awful anti-cheat  

like with overwatch and vacnet nothing has worked  i don't wake up in the morning wondering if i've  
like with overwatch and vacnet nothing has worked  i don't wake up in the morning wondering if i've  

been banned even after a really cheap decouple  games because at this point i i just can't see  
been banned even after a really cheap decouple  games because at this point i i just can't see  

how i'm gonna get banned needless to say the vast  majority of cheaters in cs go unpunished so even  
how i'm gonna get banned needless to say the vast  majority of cheaters in cs go unpunished so even  

though cs go as a game is really quite healthy  and in arguably the best shape it's ever been  
though cs go as a game is really quite healthy  and in arguably the best shape it's ever been  

be sure to steer clear of matchmaking and stick  to face it well that's it the top 10 things  
be sure to steer clear of matchmaking and stick  to face it well that's it the top 10 things  

in counter-strike global offensive that are just  straight thank you so much for watching and please  
in counter-strike global offensive that are just  straight thank you so much for watching and please  

let me know in the comments if there's anything  you [ __ ] hate about csgo see you next time
let me know in the comments if there's anything  you [ __ ] hate about csgo see you next time