So after the five course meal,
So after the five course meal,

Barack took me on a personal tour of the entire White House.
Barack took me on a personal tour of the entire White House.

[general impressed sounds]
[general impressed sounds]

That's not even the best part.
That's not even the best part.

He gave me his personal cell phone number,
He gave me his personal cell phone number,

said I could hit him up any time
said I could hit him up any time

if we wanna like hang out, or if he's in LA,
if we wanna like hang out, or if he's in LA,

if I need someone extradited--
if I need someone extradited--

and, oh, this is the best one:
and, oh, this is the best one:

I get one free drone strike.
I get one free drone strike.

[laughter]
[laughter]

Hey guys, guys--
Hey guys, guys--

On a more serious note,
On a more serious note,

I have some troubling news to share.
I have some troubling news to share.

Looks like the company profits are going to be lower than we expected this year,
Looks like the company profits are going to be lower than we expected this year,

and if things keep going the way they're going,
and if things keep going the way they're going,

we will have to file for bankruptcy.
we will have to file for bankruptcy.

So the first measure we're going to take
So the first measure we're going to take

is we're going to be suspending everyone's health insurance.
is we're going to be suspending everyone's health insurance.

WHAT?!
WHAT?!

[general sounds of shock and disapproval]
[general sounds of shock and disapproval]

That's so messed up--
That's so messed up--

I just -- I had just gotten off my parent's health insurance--
I just -- I had just gotten off my parent's health insurance--

Guys, c'mon.
Guys, c'mon.

Keep it down. Um.
Keep it down. Um.

The fact of the matter is
The fact of the matter is

is that the YouTube landscape has changed.
is that the YouTube landscape has changed.

It used to be we could make a video of
It used to be we could make a video of

a cat shooting a machine gun and
a cat shooting a machine gun and

we'd get millions of views!
we'd get millions of views!

And it was great.
And it was great.

Um... unfortunately, now
Um... unfortunately, now

short films just aren't relevant anymore.
short films just aren't relevant anymore.

So let's kick off a brainstorm. Let's think of some ideas...
So let's kick off a brainstorm. Let's think of some ideas...

of things that we can do.
of things that we can do.

[awkwardly long silence]
[awkwardly long silence]

Okay. I'll start.
Okay. I'll start.

Um...
Um...

Pampers is coming out with a new line of adult diapers,
Pampers is coming out with a new line of adult diapers,

and they want Freddie to star in a tie-in video.
and they want Freddie to star in a tie-in video.

WHAT?! NO! NO!
WHAT?! NO! NO!

NO! NO!
NO! NO!

I am never wearing a diaper in a video, Cate!
I am never wearing a diaper in a video, Cate!

I got it!
I got it!

A dog fashion show!
A dog fashion show!

And we'll charge for admission!
And we'll charge for admission!

Dammit that was my idea!
Dammit that was my idea!

Let's keep thinking.
Let's keep thinking.

Oh, I got it.
Oh, I got it.

A cat fashion show.
A cat fashion show.

[enthusiastic sounds of agreement, brainstorming]
[enthusiastic sounds of agreement, brainstorming]

You know, like a...
You know, like a...

catwalk.
catwalk.

OOOOH!!!
OOOOH!!!

[over the top enthusiasm]
[over the top enthusiasm]

Hey, everybody!
Hey, everybody!

Guys, hey--
Guys, hey--

let's think of a few ideas that don't have animals in them.
let's think of a few ideas that don't have animals in them.

Ooh, I got it!
Ooh, I got it!

How 'bout I wrestle everyone in the office
How 'bout I wrestle everyone in the office

WWE-style and then we livestream it.
WWE-style and then we livestream it.

Benji, I love your enthusiasm,
Benji, I love your enthusiasm,

but I don't think that--
but I don't think that--

We could get a Japanese mascot.
We could get a Japanese mascot.

A what?
A what?

Mascots single-handedly saved the Japanese economy from the recession.
Mascots single-handedly saved the Japanese economy from the recession.

You can use mascots for prisons, for sports teams,
You can use mascots for prisons, for sports teams,

for the government.
for the government.

You know, you can get a mascot for anything.
You know, you can get a mascot for anything.

[typing sounds]
[typing sounds]

In fact,
In fact,

we can buy one online write here on this website.
we can buy one online write here on this website.

It seems like a really good idea to me, guys.
It seems like a really good idea to me, guys.

I dunno, I feel like getting a mascot's, like...
I dunno, I feel like getting a mascot's, like...

I don't know, sellout-y. Am I the only one?
I don't know, sellout-y. Am I the only one?

It's a billion dollar industry, Freddie. It's a foolproof plan.
It's a billion dollar industry, Freddie. It's a foolproof plan.

We're doing it.
We're doing it.

We're buying it. Sorry, Kevin, I'm in.
We're buying it. Sorry, Kevin, I'm in.

How long's it take this thing to ship.
How long's it take this thing to ship.

[whispers] Maybe it's one of those Pokey-man things...
[whispers] Maybe it's one of those Pokey-man things...

[anticipatory whispers]
[anticipatory whispers]

Well what are we all waiting for? Let's just open it!
Well what are we all waiting for? Let's just open it!

[tearing paper sounds]
[tearing paper sounds]

[suspenseful, rising tone plays]
[suspenseful, rising tone plays]

[cheers, applause, cheerful music begins]
[cheers, applause, cheerful music begins]

♪ チキブー! ♪ (ChickyBoo!)
♪ チキブー! ♪ (ChickyBoo!)

♪ チキブー! ♪ (ChickyBoo!)
♪ チキブー! ♪ (ChickyBoo!)

♪ チキブー! ♪ (ChickyBoo!)
♪ チキブー! ♪ (ChickyBoo!)

♪ ひよこ～ チキ♪ (It's a chick! Chicky!)
♪ ひよこ～ チキ♪ (It's a chick! Chicky!)

♪ チキブー! ♪ (ChickyBoo!)
♪ チキブー! ♪ (ChickyBoo!)

♪ チキブー! ♪ (ChickyBoo!)
♪ チキブー! ♪ (ChickyBoo!)

♪ 生れたて ♪ (Newly-born)
♪ 生れたて ♪ (Newly-born)

♪ チキブー! ♪ (ChickyBoo!)
♪ チキブー! ♪ (ChickyBoo!)

♪ 青い ♪ (A blue)
♪ 青い ♪ (A blue)

♪ 帽子 ♪ (shell hat)
♪ 帽子 ♪ (shell hat)

♪ かわいい もちもち お尻 ♪ (A cute bouncy bottom)
♪ かわいい もちもち お尻 ♪ (A cute bouncy bottom)

♪丸い♪ (A round)
♪丸い♪ (A round)

♪お腹♪ (tummy)
♪お腹♪ (tummy)

♪ みんなのチキブー! ♪ (It's everyone's ChickyBoo!)
♪ みんなのチキブー! ♪ (It's everyone's ChickyBoo!)

♪負け~そうな時は♪ (When you feel like giving up)
♪負け~そうな時は♪ (When you feel like giving up)

♪君の味方がよ♪ (ChickyBoo will be there for you)
♪君の味方がよ♪ (ChickyBoo will be there for you)

♪泣きそうな時は♪ (And when you feel like crying)
♪泣きそうな時は♪ (And when you feel like crying)

♪笑顔にしてあげる♪ (ChickyBoo will give you a smile!)
♪笑顔にしてあげる♪ (ChickyBoo will give you a smile!)

チキチキ、ぱたぱた、くろたまGO! (Chicky Chicky, Flappy Flappy, look in its eyes and GO!)
チキチキ、ぱたぱた、くろたまGO! (Chicky Chicky, Flappy Flappy, look in its eyes and GO!)

♪朝も♪ (In the morning)
♪朝も♪ (In the morning)

♪夜も♪ (In the evening)
♪夜も♪ (In the evening)

雨も、嵐でも (In the rain, even in a storm)
雨も、嵐でも (In the rain, even in a storm)

♪いつも♪ (Always so)
♪いつも♪ (Always so)

♪元気♪ (happy!)
♪元気♪ (happy!)

♪ みんなのチキブー! ♪ (It's everyone's ChickyBoo!)
♪ みんなのチキブー! ♪ (It's everyone's ChickyBoo!)

♪ チキブー! ♪ (ChickyBoo!)
♪ チキブー! ♪ (ChickyBoo!)

♪ チキブー! ♪ (ChickyBoo!)
♪ チキブー! ♪ (ChickyBoo!)

♪ チキブー! ♪ (ChickyBoo!)
♪ チキブー! ♪ (ChickyBoo!)

♪ ひよこ～ チキ♪ (It's a chick! Chicky!)
♪ ひよこ～ チキ♪ (It's a chick! Chicky!)

♪ チキブー! ♪ (ChickyBoo!)
♪ チキブー! ♪ (ChickyBoo!)

♪ チキブー! ♪ (ChickyBoo!)
♪ チキブー! ♪ (ChickyBoo!)

♪ チキブー I love you!! ♪ (ChickyBoo, I love you!)
♪ チキブー I love you!! ♪ (ChickyBoo, I love you!)

チキ！ (Chicky!)
チキ！ (Chicky!)

[knock on door]
[knock on door]

Hey, Benj.
Hey, Benj.

Cate, you got a sec?
Cate, you got a sec?

Yeah, Benj, come on in.
Yeah, Benj, come on in.

You all right, hon? You look a little sick.
You all right, hon? You look a little sick.

Nah, I think I just folded one too many ChickyBoo t-shirts.
Nah, I think I just folded one too many ChickyBoo t-shirts.

Yeah, I know it's a lot man,
Yeah, I know it's a lot man,

but this is the best quarter we've seen in a long time
but this is the best quarter we've seen in a long time

and your work is--
and your work is--

Cate, I'm quitting.
Cate, I'm quitting.

What?
What?

Benj, why?
Benj, why?

I came to RocketJump to make awesome videos that I could be proud of
I came to RocketJump to make awesome videos that I could be proud of

not fold ChickyBoo t-shirts.
not fold ChickyBoo t-shirts.

Okay
Okay

I get that this is a change of pace for you
I get that this is a change of pace for you

but this is what's keeping the company afloat.
but this is what's keeping the company afloat.

You gotta get off your high horse.
You gotta get off your high horse.

Nah.
Nah.

I'm not gonna do that. In fact, I'm gonna ride that horse
I'm not gonna do that. In fact, I'm gonna ride that horse

all the way to Connecticut and join the WWE
all the way to Connecticut and join the WWE

like I've always dreamed of,
like I've always dreamed of,

because I am done with this.
because I am done with this.

Fine, Benji.
Fine, Benji.

Just turn your back on RocketJump.
Just turn your back on RocketJump.

This
This

isn't RocketJump anymore, Cate.
isn't RocketJump anymore, Cate.

[door close]
[door close]

As you can see,
As you can see,

our profits are higher than ever.
our profits are higher than ever.

ChickyBoo is making up 82% of our total revenue.
ChickyBoo is making up 82% of our total revenue.

Which brings me to my final point:
Which brings me to my final point:

the company name.
the company name.

I propose that we move from RocketJump
I propose that we move from RocketJump

to ChickyJump!
to ChickyJump!

[scoff]
[scoff]

Y-you're joking, right? C'mon.
Y-you're joking, right? C'mon.

Jamie.
Jamie.

Guys, c'mon.
Guys, c'mon.

This is ridiculous. We're not doing this.
This is ridiculous. We're not doing this.

[dissonant rising tone]
[dissonant rising tone]

Cate!
Cate!

I dunno, Freddie, it's really cute and everybody loves it.
I dunno, Freddie, it's really cute and everybody loves it.

Who cares? That's not the point!
Who cares? That's not the point!

This is what we needed! It's working.
This is what we needed! It's working.

I dunno what you want me to say.
I dunno what you want me to say.

Ja--
Ja--

[violin trill, music rising tension]
[violin trill, music rising tension]

Freddie!
Freddie!

[typewriter clacking]
[typewriter clacking]

[rapid typewriter clacking]
[rapid typewriter clacking]

[typewriter end-of-line ding]
[typewriter end-of-line ding]

[squishy waddling sound effect]
[squishy waddling sound effect]

Hey!
Hey!

The hell you think you're doing, huh?
The hell you think you're doing, huh?

Nobody tries to oust me from my own company!
Nobody tries to oust me from my own company!

[ChickyBoo jingle begins]
[ChickyBoo jingle begins]

Cut that crap out it's not gonna work!
Cut that crap out it's not gonna work!

Now pack your shit and hit the bricks pal!
Now pack your shit and hit the bricks pal!

[rising suspenseful tone]
[rising suspenseful tone]

Hey-- what are you doing, man? Stay back!
Hey-- what are you doing, man? Stay back!

No no no! Hey!
No no no! Hey!

No! [screams]
No! [screams]

[gasp]
[gasp]

[dissonant piano notes]
[dissonant piano notes]

[hard crack]
[hard crack]

[dissonant tones continue]
[dissonant tones continue]

Hi, Cate!
Hi, Cate!

How're you this morning?
How're you this morning?

Fine, Freddie.
Fine, Freddie.

Good!
Good!

Oh!
Oh!

Tsk!
Tsk!

It seems like you missed the memo
It seems like you missed the memo

about our new mandatory uniform.
about our new mandatory uniform.

Don't worry!
Don't worry!

I can fix that!
I can fix that!

Right this way!
Right this way!

[cacophonous crescendo]
[cacophonous crescendo]

[whistling]
[whistling]

Follow me into this creepy room.
Follow me into this creepy room.

I don't think I want to do that, Kevin.
I don't think I want to do that, Kevin.

I think you do.
I think you do.

Oh my g-- stop! Kevin! Leave me alone!
Oh my g-- stop! Kevin! Leave me alone!

Kevin! No! Stay back! Leave me alone!
Kevin! No! Stay back! Leave me alone!

No no no! I'm not one of them.
No no no! I'm not one of them.

God...
God...

What the hell's going on out there?
What the hell's going on out there?

They're ChickyBoo's slaves now.
They're ChickyBoo's slaves now.

Oh my god...
Oh my god...

We gotta get out of here.
We gotta get out of here.

Nonono, we can't leave them like this!
Nonono, we can't leave them like this!

That's our family out there!
That's our family out there!

Cate... we can get new jobs.
Cate... we can get new jobs.

Yeah, you really wanna go back to working at Red Lobster?
Yeah, you really wanna go back to working at Red Lobster?

[flashback restaurant sounds play]
[flashback restaurant sounds play]

Dammit!
Dammit!

No.
No.

You're right.
You're right.

Okay.
Okay.

I've never seen ChickyBoo without its briefcase thing
I've never seen ChickyBoo without its briefcase thing

since it took over, so maybe if we could get inside
since it took over, so maybe if we could get inside

we could figure out what its weakness is.
we could figure out what its weakness is.

There's twenty employees out there protecting it.
There's twenty employees out there protecting it.

All we need...
All we need...

is a distraction.
is a distraction.

I'd like to officially announce
I'd like to officially announce

that our Lord and Master,
that our Lord and Master,

is now the number one selling mascot in the United States.
is now the number one selling mascot in the United States.

[rhythmic applause]
[rhythmic applause]

Our brand is quickly overtaking the entire world.
Our brand is quickly overtaking the entire world.

Soon, even the president
Soon, even the president

will probably wear a ChickyBoo t-shirt.
will probably wear a ChickyBoo t-shirt.

Long live ChickyBoo!
Long live ChickyBoo!

[in unison] Long live ChickyBoo! Long live ChickyBoo!
[in unison] Long live ChickyBoo! Long live ChickyBoo!

Long live ChickyBoo! Long live Chicky--
Long live ChickyBoo! Long live Chicky--

[knuckle crack]
[knuckle crack]

[anime exhale]
[anime exhale]

[anime shocked grunt]
[anime shocked grunt]

[squishy waddling sound]
[squishy waddling sound]

[frightening ChickyBoo laugh]
[frightening ChickyBoo laugh]

[evil ChickyBoo laugh]
[evil ChickyBoo laugh]

[swords drawn]
[swords drawn]

[shocked anime scream]
[shocked anime scream]

[attacking grunt]
[attacking grunt]

[blood dripping sound]
[blood dripping sound]

[evil ChickyBoo giggle]
[evil ChickyBoo giggle]

Chicky?
Chicky?

チキチキ! (Chicky Chicky!)
チキチキ! (Chicky Chicky!)

Just give in, Cate.
Just give in, Cate.

With Chickyboo
With Chickyboo

the possibilities are endless.
the possibilities are endless.

You do realize that this one sponsored tweet alone
You do realize that this one sponsored tweet alone

can make us twenty thousand dollars?
can make us twenty thousand dollars?

All you have to do is press send.
All you have to do is press send.

Press send.
Press send.

Chicky!
Chicky!

Do it. Do it!
Do it. Do it!

Chicky!
Chicky!

[Siri tone]
[Siri tone]

Call Barack Obama.
Call Barack Obama.

[Siri voice] Calling Barack Obama...
[Siri voice] Calling Barack Obama...

What are you doing?
What are you doing?

[Obama] Uh, hello?
[Obama] Uh, hello?

I need a drone strike on the coordinates of this phone.
I need a drone strike on the coordinates of this phone.

Uh, sure thing, Freddie.
Uh, sure thing, Freddie.

[distant] Hey, uh, uh, I need a drone strike!
[distant] Hey, uh, uh, I need a drone strike!

[indistinct military chatter]
[indistinct military chatter]

No, what are you doing?!
No, what are you doing?!

[gasping for air]
[gasping for air]

I know, ChickyBoo.
I know, ChickyBoo.

But we stopped making
But we stopped making

this!
this!

[big gulps of air]
[big gulps of air]

Don't listen to her, ChickyBoo!
Don't listen to her, ChickyBoo!

Our domination is almost complete!
Our domination is almost complete!

Long live ChickyBoo!
Long live ChickyBoo!

[in unison] Long live ChickyBoo! Long live ChickyBoo!
[in unison] Long live ChickyBoo! Long live ChickyBoo!

Long live ChickyBoo! Lo--
Long live ChickyBoo! Lo--

So was I.
So was I.

[indistinct military chatter; jet turbines]
[indistinct military chatter; jet turbines]

[squishy waddling sound]
[squishy waddling sound]

[haunting string trill, chorus]
[haunting string trill, chorus]

Ahhhh
Ahhhh

What happened?
What happened?

ChickyBoo's gone.
ChickyBoo's gone.

Man, really?
Man, really?

That sucks.
That sucks.

But he gave us a second chance.
But he gave us a second chance.

To make RocketJump great again.
To make RocketJump great again.

You know what, Cate?
You know what, Cate?

I think I know exactly what you mean.
I think I know exactly what you mean.

[oral farting noise]
[oral farting noise]

Oops! I pooped myself!
Oops! I pooped myself!

Ha! Good thing I got my RocketJump branded
Ha! Good thing I got my RocketJump branded

adult diapers on which I picked up at the RocketJump store
adult diapers on which I picked up at the RocketJump store

over at shop.rocketjump.com.
over at shop.rocketjump.com.

In fact, all kinds of deals are happening right now because it's Cyber Monday!
In fact, all kinds of deals are happening right now because it's Cyber Monday!

Time to do your holiday shopping!
Time to do your holiday shopping!

Hey! Didja like ChickyBoo?
Hey! Didja like ChickyBoo?

If you want ChickyBoo, we got ChickyBoo for you.
If you want ChickyBoo, we got ChickyBoo for you.

We got shirts, mugs, onesies, anything your heart desires.
We got shirts, mugs, onesies, anything your heart desires.

You miss VGHS?
You miss VGHS?

Pft. Me, too.
Pft. Me, too.

Guess what though? All three seasons available now
Guess what though? All three seasons available now

as a collector's edition Blu-Ray box set.
as a collector's edition Blu-Ray box set.

Finish your collection! It will look handsome on any shelf.
Finish your collection! It will look handsome on any shelf.

Pick it up over at shop.rocketjump.com.
Pick it up over at shop.rocketjump.com.

We also got a whole bunch of Christmas-themed VGHS stuff.
We also got a whole bunch of Christmas-themed VGHS stuff.

VGHS bangles, VGHS Christmas ornaments,
VGHS bangles, VGHS Christmas ornaments,

if you like VGHS shirts and mugs, pick those up, too!
if you like VGHS shirts and mugs, pick those up, too!

RocketJump fam? We got all kinds of RocketJump merch as well!
RocketJump fam? We got all kinds of RocketJump merch as well!

Speaking of RocketJump, don't forget we've got all kinds of cool stuff we're doing all the time
Speaking of RocketJump, don't forget we've got all kinds of cool stuff we're doing all the time

over here on YouTube.com/RocketJump and also on Twitch now!
over here on YouTube.com/RocketJump and also on Twitch now!

Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays! Playing video games! Because everyone loves video games!
Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays! Playing video games! Because everyone loves video games!

twitch.tv/rocketjump.
twitch.tv/rocketjump.

Follow RocketJump on Instagram!
Follow RocketJump on Instagram!

It's just rocketjump!
It's just rocketjump!

We got that one pretty luckily, right?
We got that one pretty luckily, right?

You can check us out on Facebook at rocketjumpdotcom
You can check us out on Facebook at rocketjumpdotcom

you gotta spell out D-O-T C-O-M.
you gotta spell out D-O-T C-O-M.

In fact, Twitter! rocketjumptweet.
In fact, Twitter! rocketjumptweet.

Follow me on Twitter as well! I'm uh,
Follow me on Twitter as well! I'm uh,

fwong and also fwong on Instagram.
fwong and also fwong on Instagram.

Uh, quick shout out to Benji! I heard he's doing well wrestling.
Uh, quick shout out to Benji! I heard he's doing well wrestling.

Miss ya man!
Miss ya man!

And Kevin! Kevin, too!
And Kevin! Kevin, too!

Man. Sorry you died! RIP, buddy.
Man. Sorry you died! RIP, buddy.

Oh! And one more thing.
Oh! And one more thing.

Don't forget, Cyber Monday deals are limited time only so head over to
Don't forget, Cyber Monday deals are limited time only so head over to

Shop.RocketJump.com, fill up that basket!
Shop.RocketJump.com, fill up that basket!

Get that stuff shipped over to you!
Get that stuff shipped over to you!

You gotta act now if you want it for Christmas!
You gotta act now if you want it for Christmas!

See ya later!
See ya later!