Let's talk about that.
Let's talk about that.

♪ (intro theme music) ♪
♪ (intro theme music) ♪

- Good Mythical Morning! -Mythical Beast,
- Good Mythical Morning! -Mythical Beast,

a question is like a hot dog casing, and we have just the answer meat to fill it.
a question is like a hot dog casing, and we have just the answer meat to fill it.

- We asked you to ask us questions about fear and our first question comes from
- We asked you to ask us questions about fear and our first question comes from

Carl The Card who asks, "What's something I should be afraid of?"
Carl The Card who asks, "What's something I should be afraid of?"

- Well Carl, if you are looking for new things to be afraid of, my friend,
- Well Carl, if you are looking for new things to be afraid of, my friend,

you are living large and we have the answer to your question.
you are living large and we have the answer to your question.

- Carl, you should be afraid of molasses because in 1919 in Boston, Massachusetts
- Carl, you should be afraid of molasses because in 1919 in Boston, Massachusetts

a big ol' molasses tank burst and murdered, that molasses murdered,
a big ol' molasses tank burst and murdered, that molasses murdered,

21 people. And you can imagine how slow and sweet of a death that was.
21 people. And you can imagine how slow and sweet of a death that was.

- You should be afraid of scarves, because in 1927, Isadora Duncan was driving around
- You should be afraid of scarves, because in 1927, Isadora Duncan was driving around

in her convertible, wearing her fashionable scarf, and guess what?
in her convertible, wearing her fashionable scarf, and guess what?

Half of it ~fwitt~ flew down, got caught up in the wheel,
Half of it ~fwitt~ flew down, got caught up in the wheel,

~whoop~
~whoop~

snapped her neck. - Oh ho.
snapped her neck. - Oh ho.

- Uh, she died.
- Uh, she died.

- (Rhett) Mm. (inhales)
- (Rhett) Mm. (inhales)

Carl you should be afraid of tampons.
Carl you should be afraid of tampons.

Follow me here. (wheezy laugh)
Follow me here. (wheezy laugh)

(Link) I don't know if I want to.
(Link) I don't know if I want to.

(Rhett) - In 1996, a 26 year old Scottish man shoved two tampons up his nose,
(Rhett) - In 1996, a 26 year old Scottish man shoved two tampons up his nose,

- Of course he did! - ... to stop him from snoring,
- Of course he did! - ... to stop him from snoring,

and he did stop snoring, he also died.
and he did stop snoring, he also died.

- You should also be afraid of cows, because three years ago in Brazil,
- You should also be afraid of cows, because three years ago in Brazil,

Joao de Souza was sleeping soundly in his bed, mmm, when all of a sudden
Joao de Souza was sleeping soundly in his bed, mmm, when all of a sudden

a 3000 lb cow fell through his roof and crushed him.
a 3000 lb cow fell through his roof and crushed him.

Uh why was there a cow on his roof? I am afraid to ask.
Uh why was there a cow on his roof? I am afraid to ask.

- There ya go Carl, our next question comes from Luke McFarlane who asks,
- There ya go Carl, our next question comes from Luke McFarlane who asks,

"How does one simply get over spiders?"
"How does one simply get over spiders?"

Well Luke, one does not simply get over spiders.
Well Luke, one does not simply get over spiders.

I am deathly afraid of spiders.
I am deathly afraid of spiders.

I hate them. I've always hated them and I
I hate them. I've always hated them and I

continue to hate them into the future.
continue to hate them into the future.

- But, no, - ... is my prediction
- But, no, - ... is my prediction

- ... no, no. This ends today.
- ... no, no. This ends today.

Rhett, it's time to face, your fears.
Rhett, it's time to face, your fears.

- I ... (sigh)
- I ... (sigh)

(Link laughing semi-maniacally) - (Rhett) I.. I'm not touching it,
(Link laughing semi-maniacally) - (Rhett) I.. I'm not touching it,

I am not.. I am not touching that thing. - Oh you don't have to touch it.
I am not.. I am not touching that thing. - Oh you don't have to touch it.

You just have to talk to it.
You just have to talk to it.

(shrink ray firing noise)
(shrink ray firing noise)

- Ahhh...
- Ahhh...

What is this about man?!
What is this about man?!

- Just go over there and talk to him.
- Just go over there and talk to him.

- (Spider-Link) Hey man. - Hey.
- (Spider-Link) Hey man. - Hey.

- Whatsup daddy-o? - I'm just a guy who's afraid of spiders
- Whatsup daddy-o? - I'm just a guy who's afraid of spiders

that got shrunk down to meet you.
that got shrunk down to meet you.

- Oh theres nothing to be afraid of here. Just me, your spider.
- Oh theres nothing to be afraid of here. Just me, your spider.

- You're definitely not what I was expecting.
- You're definitely not what I was expecting.

- Wha - we're not that different, you and I.
- Wha - we're not that different, you and I.

I bet you we have a lot of common interests.
I bet you we have a lot of common interests.

You like to yoyo?
You like to yoyo?

- Uhh.. I mean I don't do it on a regular basis, but I had a yoyo as a kid and I ..
- Uhh.. I mean I don't do it on a regular basis, but I had a yoyo as a kid and I ..

- Right, I got a yoyo too. I like to yoyo.
- Right, I got a yoyo too. I like to yoyo.

Check it. (sploop-slurp)
Check it. (sploop-slurp)

Just like that. I'm, I yoyo just like you do.
Just like that. I'm, I yoyo just like you do.

- That's not how I yoyo. - Well no, watch closely.
- That's not how I yoyo. - Well no, watch closely.

(sploop) .. look at that (slurp) woop! - Okay..
(sploop) .. look at that (slurp) woop! - Okay..

- Wanna see, come here, come closer. Touch it.
- Wanna see, come here, come closer. Touch it.

- Ah, no. -Touch it!
- Ah, no. -Touch it!

- No no I don't wanna.. - Touch it!
- No no I don't wanna.. - Touch it!

- I don't wanna.. touch it. - Touch it!
- I don't wanna.. touch it. - Touch it!

- I don't wanna touch it! - Touch it!
- I don't wanna touch it! - Touch it!

- I can see it! - Okay, (slurp)
- I can see it! - Okay, (slurp)

- I see it! I see it. - That's fine, you don't have to touch it.
- I see it! I see it. - That's fine, you don't have to touch it.

Listen man, we're cool. We're no different. Let's hug it out.
Listen man, we're cool. We're no different. Let's hug it out.

Let's be friends. Let's be friends. Bring it in..
Let's be friends. Let's be friends. Bring it in..

(yelps then laughs)
(yelps then laughs)

Gotchu! I gotchu man! - That's not cool, you .. eh
Gotchu! I gotchu man! - That's not cool, you .. eh

that's definitely not cool. If we're gonna hug it out, let's hug it out.
that's definitely not cool. If we're gonna hug it out, let's hug it out.

- Let's hug it out, yeah bring it bring it in.
- Let's hug it out, yeah bring it bring it in.

Would you mind if I yoyo'ed while we're hugging?
Would you mind if I yoyo'ed while we're hugging?

- I don't want you to yoyo while we're hugging, no.
- I don't want you to yoyo while we're hugging, no.

- Uh .. (sploop) too late. - Oh gosh..
- Uh .. (sploop) too late. - Oh gosh..

- (slurp then laughs) Oh yeah - Okay, alright alright
- (slurp then laughs) Oh yeah - Okay, alright alright

- Okay, good thats good, Okay.
- Okay, good thats good, Okay.

- Okay we're good! You can bring me up!
- Okay we're good! You can bring me up!

(shrink ray firing noise) Whoa....
(shrink ray firing noise) Whoa....

(exhale) - It worked huh?
(exhale) - It worked huh?

How you feel about spiders?
How you feel about spiders?

What you say, would you gonna squish it now?
What you say, would you gonna squish it now?

- Yes.
- Yes.

- Okay, well next question. Uh jailbrinner asks,
- Okay, well next question. Uh jailbrinner asks,

"How do I get over my fear of ranch dressing?"
"How do I get over my fear of ranch dressing?"

- Well jailbrinner, ya know it would be amazing if you could just shrink yourself
- Well jailbrinner, ya know it would be amazing if you could just shrink yourself

down and have a one on one interaction with a bottle of ranch. But that's
down and have a one on one interaction with a bottle of ranch. But that's

obviously impossible. (Link scoffs) - Yeah, that would be ridiculous.
obviously impossible. (Link scoffs) - Yeah, that would be ridiculous.

- So it's a little more complex than that. - Uh, but actually ranch fear is more
- So it's a little more complex than that. - Uh, but actually ranch fear is more

common than you might think, and there is a therapy that has been developed that is
common than you might think, and there is a therapy that has been developed that is

sweeping the nation, it's called, "Ranch Immersion Therapy," and it would
sweeping the nation, it's called, "Ranch Immersion Therapy," and it would

be our pleasure to demonstrate it for you now.
be our pleasure to demonstrate it for you now.

- (Rhett) Okay the first step of 'Ranch Immersion Therapy'
- (Rhett) Okay the first step of 'Ranch Immersion Therapy'

is to immerse yourself into ranch.
is to immerse yourself into ranch.

- And it just so happens that we have a tub full of ranch right here.
- And it just so happens that we have a tub full of ranch right here.

- Mm it smells very ranchy - Mmhm.
- Mm it smells very ranchy - Mmhm.

- Oh gah oh phew, that, you really went for it there.
- Oh gah oh phew, that, you really went for it there.

- Total .. - What ..
- Total .. - What ..

- Total ranch. - I don't need to taste it.
- Total ranch. - I don't need to taste it.

I'm about to immerse myself in it.
I'm about to immerse myself in it.

- Yeah, thats why I don't care about
- Yeah, thats why I don't care about

my hand getting ranched - Okay.
my hand getting ranched - Okay.

- Alright here we go.
- Alright here we go.

- (Rhett yelps) Oh!
- (Rhett yelps) Oh!

- (Link yelps) It's cold! Bring that other foot in.
- (Link yelps) It's cold! Bring that other foot in.

(both wooing from the cold)
(both wooing from the cold)

- (Link) It's not an ice bath, but it's kinda cool.
- (Link) It's not an ice bath, but it's kinda cool.

- (Rhett making noise) Ah, ah. - Alright, so I'm going on the inside
- (Rhett making noise) Ah, ah. - Alright, so I'm going on the inside

- oh ho h'okay. - ... and you're going on the outside.
- oh ho h'okay. - ... and you're going on the outside.

- My knees are around your knees right now.
- My knees are around your knees right now.

(both barking like seals)
(both barking like seals)

- (Link) It's cold.
- (Link) It's cold.

- Hold on, maybe we should interlock knees.
- Hold on, maybe we should interlock knees.

-Okay yep, yep. - Like this?
-Okay yep, yep. - Like this?

Oh no, I don't know. That doesn't feel right.
Oh no, I don't know. That doesn't feel right.

- (Link) Just sink -(Rhett hollers) - .. don't sit on my foot.
- (Link) Just sink -(Rhett hollers) - .. don't sit on my foot.

(both making disgruntled noises)
(both making disgruntled noises)

- (Rhett) Euahhh! I can't.. Eughh
- (Rhett) Euahhh! I can't.. Eughh

Ahhh euahhh
Ahhh euahhh

(both sigh)
(both sigh)

- Woo, it's so cold.
- Woo, it's so cold.

Why's it gotta be so cold? - Hold on, what is that?
Why's it gotta be so cold? - Hold on, what is that?

- My toe. (giggles)
- My toe. (giggles)

(whole crew laughs)
(whole crew laughs)

- Ah, I just wanted to make absolutely sure.
- Ah, I just wanted to make absolutely sure.

Okay, well as you can see, that was, (Link yelps)
Okay, well as you can see, that was, (Link yelps)

- ... Step 1 is complete. - No it's not.
- ... Step 1 is complete. - No it's not.

- We gotta go further? - Oo we gotta get submersion man.
- We gotta go further? - Oo we gotta get submersion man.

- How are you gonna get your face under? - (Link groans) Ohh it's cold.
- How are you gonna get your face under? - (Link groans) Ohh it's cold.

(crew laughing)
(crew laughing)

- (Rhett) Wha- Where's your body gonna go?
- (Rhett) Wha- Where's your body gonna go?

- You gotta slide yours out a little bit. - Yeah yeah, lemme get up a little bit.
- You gotta slide yours out a little bit. - Yeah yeah, lemme get up a little bit.

- Why's it gotta be so cold y'all? I meant warm ranch.
- Why's it gotta be so cold y'all? I meant warm ranch.

- Okay, I'm going up making a little room for you. (crew laughing)
- Okay, I'm going up making a little room for you. (crew laughing)

I'm moving back. Now you go under, now do you need.. what about your glasses?
I'm moving back. Now you go under, now do you need.. what about your glasses?

- Take my glasses off. (Rhett exhales)
- Take my glasses off. (Rhett exhales)

- Yeah, please thank you.
- Yeah, please thank you.

(Link groaning and exhaling) (crew laughing)
(Link groaning and exhaling) (crew laughing)

- Okay, there he goes.
- Okay, there he goes.

(crew laughing)
(crew laughing)

Can you get, can you do it?
Can you get, can you do it?

- (Rhett) Can you, euahh, does that count?
- (Rhett) Can you, euahh, does that count?

I think that counts man. I think it counts.
I think that counts man. I think it counts.

- I don't wanna get it in my eyes. - No, well it can't ..
- I don't wanna get it in my eyes. - No, well it can't ..

- Get it off the edge of this eye.
- Get it off the edge of this eye.

- Ah well theres ranch on my eye, my fingers.
- Ah well theres ranch on my eye, my fingers.

- You gotta push harder than that.
- You gotta push harder than that.

- I don't uh.. - Push .. push
- I don't uh.. - Push .. push

- .. wanna push your eyeball out.
- .. wanna push your eyeball out.

- I can't hear anything! - What? Cause you ..
- I can't hear anything! - What? Cause you ..

- I got ranch in my ears! I cannot hear anything!
- I got ranch in my ears! I cannot hear anything!

Okay, I don't, it's on this eye man. - No it not.
Okay, I don't, it's on this eye man. - No it not.

- (Link yelling) Push it hard! - It's not!
- (Link yelling) Push it hard! - It's not!

(Rhett shouting back) Theres no ranch! - (Link yelling) There's ranch in my eye!
(Rhett shouting back) Theres no ranch! - (Link yelling) There's ranch in my eye!

(both yelling) - There's no ranch! - There's ranch in my eye!
(both yelling) - There's no ranch! - There's ranch in my eye!

- Push the eye! - I need a paper towel.
- Push the eye! - I need a paper towel.

- Don't talk so loud. - Right there, in .. push hard.
- Don't talk so loud. - Right there, in .. push hard.

- What do you mean by push? - Yeah, okay. Oh yeah okay.
- What do you mean by push? - Yeah, okay. Oh yeah okay.

(crew laughing)
(crew laughing)

(Link roaring) - Now ho - ho - hold... - Now you go down.
(Link roaring) - Now ho - ho - hold... - Now you go down.

- Uh yeah I'm about to.
- Uh yeah I'm about to.

You're gonna have to go somewhere. I'm a big man.
You're gonna have to go somewhere. I'm a big man.

- Slide your butt this way.
- Slide your butt this way.

(Link cackles)
(Link cackles)

- I think I gotta get my legs .. -Whoa! Watch the toes!
- I think I gotta get my legs .. -Whoa! Watch the toes!

- I think I gotta get my legs out. - Not ... on the other side.
- I think I gotta get my legs out. - Not ... on the other side.

(crew laughing and Rhett hollering) - (Link) Okay, okay.
(crew laughing and Rhett hollering) - (Link) Okay, okay.

Now it's.. get the face. Put the head down
Now it's.. get the face. Put the head down

- Ho- ho hold wait wait! No don't force me!
- Ho- ho hold wait wait! No don't force me!

- (Link laughs) - Let me do this at my own pace!
- (Link laughs) - Let me do this at my own pace!

That's, that's the only rule of 'Ranch Immersion' is that
That's, that's the only rule of 'Ranch Immersion' is that

you let me 'immerse' myself! - Come on. Put your..
you let me 'immerse' myself! - Come on. Put your..

- Here I go. - Get your head under.
- Here I go. - Get your head under.

- Pull me, puh.. pull. Yeah thats good.
- Pull me, puh.. pull. Yeah thats good.

(Rhett hollers and groans)
(Rhett hollers and groans)

(Link laughs)
(Link laughs)

- Don't open your .. - (Rhett screaming) I went too far!
- Don't open your .. - (Rhett screaming) I went too far!

- Don't open your eyes man! - I went too far!
- Don't open your eyes man! - I went too far!

(Link grunts)
(Link grunts)

- Don't open your eyes, dude! - (Rhett screaming) I went too far!
- Don't open your eyes, dude! - (Rhett screaming) I went too far!

I went too far man! I can't hear anything! You were right!
I went too far man! I can't hear anything! You were right!

- I know!
- I know!

- You were so right! - I cant hear anything.
- You were so right! - I cant hear anything.

- Push my eyes!
- Push my eyes!

(crew laughs) - (Link) Whoa, whoa!
(crew laughs) - (Link) Whoa, whoa!

- Push my eyes! - Here we go.
- Push my eyes! - Here we go.

Stay down, stay down. I just ...
Stay down, stay down. I just ...

(both breathing heavily)
(both breathing heavily)

- Okay, I need a paper towel.
- Okay, I need a paper towel.

I'm so cold.
I'm so cold.

(Rhett shivers)
(Rhett shivers)

- Oh yeah. If you clean out your ears, - Oh man.
- Oh yeah. If you clean out your ears, - Oh man.

- ... you can hear. Yeah.
- ... you can hear. Yeah.

- It's very blurry, - Yeah - .. one eyes very blurry.
- It's very blurry, - Yeah - .. one eyes very blurry.

- This is great. I'm not afraid of ranch. (laughs)
- This is great. I'm not afraid of ranch. (laughs)

- I see like a ranch mist on everything.
- I see like a ranch mist on everything.

(Rhett and Link shiver)
(Rhett and Link shiver)

Oh but I feel great.
Oh but I feel great.

- But we're not done. There's a Stage 2 to this.
- But we're not done. There's a Stage 2 to this.

And now that we're in ranch, we might as well make it a full sized salad.
And now that we're in ranch, we might as well make it a full sized salad.

(laughs)
(laughs)

- Now this is.. - Bring it on.
- Now this is.. - Bring it on.

- This is optional, ah for those of you who really want to overcome.
- This is optional, ah for those of you who really want to overcome.

- Croutons.
- Croutons.

(plop sound)
(plop sound)

Oop.
Oop.

Salad.
Salad.

(grunts)
(grunts)

Oh yeah. Look at that. - That's not a crouton.
Oh yeah. Look at that. - That's not a crouton.

That's a freaking piece of bread.
That's a freaking piece of bread.

But I guess on this scale it does make sense. Oh carrots.
But I guess on this scale it does make sense. Oh carrots.

- Oh yeah there we go.
- Oh yeah there we go.

- Okay it's about to overflow.
- Okay it's about to overflow.

- Look at that man. (crunch)
- Look at that man. (crunch)

- Hey make sure you're grabbing a carrot now.
- Hey make sure you're grabbing a carrot now.

(crew laughs)
(crew laughs)

- Huh, look at that!
- Huh, look at that!

(crew laughs)
(crew laughs)

- Nice touch.
- Nice touch.

Well.. - Not a sponsor.
Well.. - Not a sponsor.

- I wasn't scared of ranch to begin with, but if I was,
- I wasn't scared of ranch to begin with, but if I was,

(Link burp) ... I wouldn't be now.
(Link burp) ... I wouldn't be now.

- Success?
- Success?

(high five clap) (background groan)
(high five clap) (background groan)

- Thanks for liking, commenting, and subscribing!
- Thanks for liking, commenting, and subscribing!

- You know what time it is!
- You know what time it is!

- Hi, I'm Alli, and I'm Margo, and we're in the Atlantic, Florida
- Hi, I'm Alli, and I'm Margo, and we're in the Atlantic, Florida

and its time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality! Yahh!
and its time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality! Yahh!

- If you're afraid of the sun beating down on your face and potentially giving
- If you're afraid of the sun beating down on your face and potentially giving

you skin cancer, never fear!
you skin cancer, never fear!

We've got a mythical hat!
We've got a mythical hat!

- Or you could just use this. We sell these at rhettandlink.com/store too!
- Or you could just use this. We sell these at rhettandlink.com/store too!

- We sell paper towels now? - No we don't.
- We sell paper towels now? - No we don't.

- We should, we should start though. - That looks better than a paper towel.
- We should, we should start though. - That looks better than a paper towel.

Click through to Good Mythical More where we're gonna play the Chubby Bunny
Click through to Good Mythical More where we're gonna play the Chubby Bunny

Mochi Challenge. - We're selling somebody's fake thumb!
Mochi Challenge. - We're selling somebody's fake thumb!

- Hey everybody, thanks for coming around here. Answering our ad.
- Hey everybody, thanks for coming around here. Answering our ad.

Here it is right here. - Look how real it looks.
Here it is right here. - Look how real it looks.

- It's a thumb. It ain't real though. - But look what I can do with it.
- It's a thumb. It ain't real though. - But look what I can do with it.

- Oh my goodness. As you can see it's fake.
- Oh my goodness. As you can see it's fake.

- Can you do that with a real thumb?
- Can you do that with a real thumb?

- It levitates over a hand. - And then look at this ...
- It levitates over a hand. - And then look at this ...

- And it has not a thumb on it. - Watch this (gasp).
- And it has not a thumb on it. - Watch this (gasp).

- Oh! No it didn't! - 45! 55!
- Oh! No it didn't! - 45! 55!

- Double thumb! - 75!
- Double thumb! - 75!

- Double thumb! Just went up! - $1000!
- Double thumb! Just went up! - $1000!

- (Rhett) I'm not hedging here but Link if you don't win this. I'm just saying
- (Rhett) I'm not hedging here but Link if you don't win this. I'm just saying

if you don't win this, I feel like you should be ashamed of yourself.
if you don't win this, I feel like you should be ashamed of yourself.

Look at the mouth size.
Look at the mouth size.

[Captioned by John: GMM Captioning Team]
[Captioned by John: GMM Captioning Team]