- I have a list of the dumbest things
- I have a list of the dumbest things

rich people have ever bought.
rich people have ever bought.

- These are smart financial decisions.
- These are smart financial decisions.

- Well, not really.
- Well, not really.

This guy spent over a hundred thousand dollars on a banana.
This guy spent over a hundred thousand dollars on a banana.

This guy bought a giant dino-mech suit,
This guy bought a giant dino-mech suit,

and this guy spent a hundred million on this.
and this guy spent a hundred million on this.

- I don't even know what that is.
- I don't even know what that is.

- Starting with this thousand dollar piece of ice.
- Starting with this thousand dollar piece of ice.

- The idea here is the ice will maximally chill
- The idea here is the ice will maximally chill

and minimally dilute your spirit.
and minimally dilute your spirit.

- Jimmy, I'd consider myself maximally chill.
- Jimmy, I'd consider myself maximally chill.

- This piece of ice will last anywhere from 15 to 20 minutes
- This piece of ice will last anywhere from 15 to 20 minutes

giving you plenty of time to enjoy
giving you plenty of time to enjoy

that velvety taste of the spirit.
that velvety taste of the spirit.

- Let's do the math.
- Let's do the math.

The ice costs a thousand dollars
The ice costs a thousand dollars

and it lasts 15 to 20 minutes.
and it lasts 15 to 20 minutes.

It's like $30 a minute.
It's like $30 a minute.

- No smell. No taste.
- No smell. No taste.

- No smell. No taste.
- No smell. No taste.

Yeah, that's frozen water.
Yeah, that's frozen water.

If only we had a way to keep our drinks cool
If only we had a way to keep our drinks cool

for 15 to 20 minutes.
for 15 to 20 minutes.

- Put it in the fridge, Two Chains.
- Put it in the fridge, Two Chains.

What are you doing?
What are you doing?

- No, he has like seven chains on.
- No, he has like seven chains on.

- Yeah, he's gotta rebrand.
- Yeah, he's gotta rebrand.

- Next up, we have a $30,000 Louis Vuitton airplane bag.
- Next up, we have a $30,000 Louis Vuitton airplane bag.

- How is that practical?
- How is that practical?

If someone were to rob that, would that be a hijacking?
If someone were to rob that, would that be a hijacking?

- Your Honor, this wasn't a robbery it was a hijacking.
- Your Honor, this wasn't a robbery it was a hijacking.

- You have to understand, for $30,000
- You have to understand, for $30,000

I want that thing flying around.
I want that thing flying around.

- You know what? Actually true.
- You know what? Actually true.

If this purse has an engine and you can fly it behind you,
If this purse has an engine and you can fly it behind you,

then it makes sense.
then it makes sense.

This is a $50,000 hover golf cart.
This is a $50,000 hover golf cart.

What is that?
What is that?

That's just a reg-
That's just a reg-

- Oh!
- Oh!

- Oh my god.
- Oh my god.

- I was like, that's a normal golf cart.
- I was like, that's a normal golf cart.

- What?
- What?

- Let's have fun.
- Let's have fun.

Let's go through the water hazard.
Let's go through the water hazard.

- Oh, no shot.
- Oh, no shot.

- Wow. I need a second to process that.
- Wow. I need a second to process that.

Maybe the old white men were right.
Maybe the old white men were right.

Golfing is fun.
Golfing is fun.

- This is the only time that you can ever
- This is the only time that you can ever

say the old white men were right and not be bad.
say the old white men were right and not be bad.

- I don't think this should go in the stupid things.
- I don't think this should go in the stupid things.

rich people bought video.
rich people bought video.

- We'll put this into the smart things
- We'll put this into the smart things

rich people bought video coming soon.
rich people bought video coming soon.

- Bro and they drifted on the way out.
- Bro and they drifted on the way out.

- This is awesome.
- This is awesome.

- I want it.
- I want it.

- And it's probably better for the golf course.
- And it's probably better for the golf course.

- Whoever makes these,
- Whoever makes these,

DM me on Twitter right now and give me one.
DM me on Twitter right now and give me one.

This is a $75,000 Tiger pet, which by the way,
This is a $75,000 Tiger pet, which by the way,

still costs less than one night in the room
still costs less than one night in the room

we're staying in right now.
we're staying in right now.

Would you rather stay in this room a night or have a tiger?
Would you rather stay in this room a night or have a tiger?

- I'm scared of tigers.
- I'm scared of tigers.

Oh my god.
Oh my god.

Mike Tyson's the only dude
Mike Tyson's the only dude

that I could picture owning a tiger.
that I could picture owning a tiger.

[Tyson] One minute they're looking,
[Tyson] One minute they're looking,

they may take a chunk out of you.
they may take a chunk out of you.

Then 20 minutes later they come and lick you.
Then 20 minutes later they come and lick you.

You have to be very cautious with them.
You have to be very cautious with them.

- Yeah, you have to be cautious.
- Yeah, you have to be cautious.

It's a tiger!
It's a tiger!

It is a tiger, Mike Tyson.
It is a tiger, Mike Tyson.

Yeah. You have to be cautious.
Yeah. You have to be cautious.

- Mike Tyson is the only person on the planet that could
- Mike Tyson is the only person on the planet that could

you know, put it in its place if need be.
you know, put it in its place if need be.

The Tigers getting a little too aggressive,
The Tigers getting a little too aggressive,

he hits it with the one-two.
he hits it with the one-two.

Now we're getting to the items
Now we're getting to the items

that cost more than a night in this hotel room,
that cost more than a night in this hotel room,

and we're just getting started.
and we're just getting started.

We're on $120,000 Egyptian fish tank.
We're on $120,000 Egyptian fish tank.

- Whoa.
- Whoa.

- You sounded exactly like the guy there.
- You sounded exactly like the guy there.

- Swear to God is my first time seeing this.
- Swear to God is my first time seeing this.

- Wait, did Shaq buy this?
- Wait, did Shaq buy this?

- Yeah. This is Shaq's.
- Yeah. This is Shaq's.

That fish looks massive for that tank.
That fish looks massive for that tank.

- True, bro. The fish barely fits in the tank.
- True, bro. The fish barely fits in the tank.

- The fish is like one fifth of the tank.
- The fish is like one fifth of the tank.

- The fish literally has like two feet to move around.
- The fish literally has like two feet to move around.

- No, he doesn't have two feet.
- No, he doesn't have two feet.

They're fins.
They're fins.

- I'm gonna be honest,
- I'm gonna be honest,

I'd rather own that fish tank than have this room for night.
I'd rather own that fish tank than have this room for night.

It's totally reasonable If you love fish.
It's totally reasonable If you love fish.

Everyone just has 120 grand.
Everyone just has 120 grand.

- But you have to love fish and love Egypt.
- But you have to love fish and love Egypt.

- And have 120 grand laying around.
- And have 120 grand laying around.

- Diamond Hot Wheels.
- Diamond Hot Wheels.

- Hot Wheels!
- Hot Wheels!

- This is 140 G's.
- This is 140 G's.

- Do you know how important this is to me?
- Do you know how important this is to me?

- At Friday's unveiling of this diamond
- At Friday's unveiling of this diamond

encrusted custom made 18 karat gold Hot Wheels car.
encrusted custom made 18 karat gold Hot Wheels car.

- How about we buy that and then we give it to Chris's son
- How about we buy that and then we give it to Chris's son

Tucker and let Tucker play with it,
Tucker and let Tucker play with it,

but we don't tell them it's 140 grand.
but we don't tell them it's 140 grand.

And then after a week we told Chris
And then after a week we told Chris

Tucker's been playing with 140 grand car
Tucker's been playing with 140 grand car

- Tucker's playing with a car that is worth way more
- Tucker's playing with a car that is worth way more

than Chris's real car.
than Chris's real car.

- Next we have a banana taped to a wall which guess this,
- Next we have a banana taped to a wall which guess this,

is 150 grand.
is 150 grand.

- Two of them sold for $120,000.
- Two of them sold for $120,000.

The third one expected to sell for $150,000.
The third one expected to sell for $150,000.

- You know what, I'll say it.
- You know what, I'll say it.

I'm gonna get into art work.
I'm gonna get into art work.

My first piece I'm selling is this Can of Monster.
My first piece I'm selling is this Can of Monster.

200 G's.
200 G's.

All right 190 now.
All right 190 now.

Next up we have a quarter of a million dollar
Next up we have a quarter of a million dollar

mansion for dogs.
mansion for dogs.

- Whoa.
- Whoa.

- It's like a dog creator house.
- It's like a dog creator house.

- Are you kidding me?
- Are you kidding me?

- Bro what? This doghouse is nicer than my house.
- Bro what? This doghouse is nicer than my house.

- Five dogs live in here.
- Five dogs live in here.

You know what?
You know what?

I'm gonna go build a mini doghouse and adopt five dogs.
I'm gonna go build a mini doghouse and adopt five dogs.

This is the dream.
This is the dream.

- I kind of want this, but for cats.
- I kind of want this, but for cats.

This is a $575,000 robosaurus.
This is a $575,000 robosaurus.

- This is like an anime.
- This is like an anime.

- Wait, how's that not 5 million dollars?
- Wait, how's that not 5 million dollars?

What? This costs less than a Lamborghini.
What? This costs less than a Lamborghini.

- What on earth.
- What on earth.

- And it has a flame thrower?
- And it has a flame thrower?

- What kind of power ranger stuff is this?
- What kind of power ranger stuff is this?

- I'm just gonna say it.
- I'm just gonna say it.

Whoever makes this, DM me on Twitter so I can buy one now.
Whoever makes this, DM me on Twitter so I can buy one now.

Wait, wait.
Wait, wait.

This is stupid things rich people buy.
This is stupid things rich people buy.

- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.

- Wait, wait.
- Wait, wait.

Nevermind. I don't wanna buy it.
Nevermind. I don't wanna buy it.

Nevermind.
Nevermind.

- You're calling yourself out right now.
- You're calling yourself out right now.

- No! I became the thing we were making fun of.
- No! I became the thing we were making fun of.

Back into character.
Back into character.

I mean, this is dumb.
I mean, this is dumb.

Only an idiot would buy it.
Only an idiot would buy it.

I don't care if you're Jeff Bezos.
I don't care if you're Jeff Bezos.

This is a waste of money.
This is a waste of money.

- And he's just destroying this-
- And he's just destroying this-

what did this car do to him?
what did this car do to him?

- Right? So we have attack on Titan.
- Right? So we have attack on Titan.

- Okay. Person that made this,
- Okay. Person that made this,

we need to make something attack on Titan.
we need to make something attack on Titan.

- No, we're making fun of rich people.
- No, we're making fun of rich people.

- Is what I would've said if I was a dumb rich person.
- Is what I would've said if I was a dumb rich person.

- Exactly. There we go.
- Exactly. There we go.

We almost lost him.
We almost lost him.

This is a million dollar diamond fishing lure.
This is a million dollar diamond fishing lure.

- No.
- No.

- Mack McBurney, who is the inventor
- Mack McBurney, who is the inventor

and the designer of the real $1 million lure and folks,
and the designer of the real $1 million lure and folks,

that is the $1 million lure.
that is the $1 million lure.

- He has to specify that like four times
- He has to specify that like four times

as if people are making fake million dollar diamond lures.
as if people are making fake million dollar diamond lures.

- It's like this one's the real one.
- It's like this one's the real one.

- He's like, stop guys.
- He's like, stop guys.

It's here.
It's here.

This is it.
This is it.

In fact, we've even got some good video down in-
In fact, we've even got some good video down in-

- No, they're not throwing it in the ocean!
- No, they're not throwing it in the ocean!

- Wow. I wanna know which you guys would rather own.
- Wow. I wanna know which you guys would rather own.

That million dollar fishing reel or this drug cabinet
That million dollar fishing reel or this drug cabinet

which is actually a million dollar piece of art.
which is actually a million dollar piece of art.

- We can do this whole video just in this room.
- We can do this whole video just in this room.

- It has sensors on it, and if you press too hard security
- It has sensors on it, and if you press too hard security

will come to the room and ask you what you're doing.
will come to the room and ask you what you're doing.

Carl, you wanna try to open it?
Carl, you wanna try to open it?

- Sure.
- Sure.

- Yeah. We have camera footage.
- Yeah. We have camera footage.

- No shot.
- No shot.

- Million dollar lure or this.
- Million dollar lure or this.

Next step is an NFT that's sold for 2.9 million dollars.
Next step is an NFT that's sold for 2.9 million dollars.

It was the first tweet ever on Twitter.
It was the first tweet ever on Twitter.

- What was the first tweet?
- What was the first tweet?

I don't even know what it was.
I don't even know what it was.

Oh, he didn't even spill Twitter right.
Oh, he didn't even spill Twitter right.

- This one's not as crazy,
- This one's not as crazy,

cause the 2.9 million dollars went to charity.
cause the 2.9 million dollars went to charity.

- Aww.
- Aww.

It was resold for $280? What?
It was resold for $280? What?

- Wow. They should make a movie on that.
- Wow. They should make a movie on that.

Imagine paying 2.9 million for an NFT,
Imagine paying 2.9 million for an NFT,

and then selling it for $280 a year later.
and then selling it for $280 a year later.

- There's a documentary somewhere in that.
- There's a documentary somewhere in that.

- It would be funny.
- It would be funny.

He sells his house.
He sells his house.

He sells everything, buys the NFT.
He sells everything, buys the NFT.

And then at the end of it, he gets food for a month.
And then at the end of it, he gets food for a month.

- Technically speaking, this has to be the worst one yet.
- Technically speaking, this has to be the worst one yet.

- This has to actually be the worst investment in history.
- This has to actually be the worst investment in history.

Next is the frozen shark, which, come over here Carl.
Next is the frozen shark, which, come over here Carl.

This bad boy cost 3 million dollars.
This bad boy cost 3 million dollars.

- It's a real shark.
- It's a real shark.

How long is this shark just exist-
How long is this shark just exist-

- It's actually two real sharks.
- It's actually two real sharks.

- Oh, wait and look.
- Oh, wait and look.

It comes with Chandler.
It comes with Chandler.

- The reason this is the most expensive hotel room
- The reason this is the most expensive hotel room

in the world is because it has all this crazy artwork,
in the world is because it has all this crazy artwork,

and I still don't understand why that's a million dollars.
and I still don't understand why that's a million dollars.

- It's bad.
- It's bad.

- This is the world's largest SUV.
- This is the world's largest SUV.

It is 3 million dollars.
It is 3 million dollars.

- All right, Mad Max.
- All right, Mad Max.

What is this?
What is this?

- Oh my gosh.
- Oh my gosh.

Wait, so are those tires in the middle
Wait, so are those tires in the middle

just if your other 10 tires pop?
just if your other 10 tires pop?

- They just wanna hang.
- They just wanna hang.

- Wow.
- Wow.

- What is the front half for?
- What is the front half for?

Humans can't even fit in that.
Humans can't even fit in that.

That was easily the dumbest one yet.
That was easily the dumbest one yet.

- Is it dumber than this 3.7 million sofa?
- Is it dumber than this 3.7 million sofa?

- Even arriving with her own security guard.
- Even arriving with her own security guard.

- Tell me if you think you're 3.7 million dollar sofa's
- Tell me if you think you're 3.7 million dollar sofa's

safe with this guy overseeing it.
safe with this guy overseeing it.

If I was a robber and watching this,
If I was a robber and watching this,

I'd be like, oh, all right.
I'd be like, oh, all right.

Well then I'm gonna steal it.
Well then I'm gonna steal it.

This is the kind of guy I'd want to raise my kids
This is the kind of guy I'd want to raise my kids

not defend my three and a half million dollar sofa.
not defend my three and a half million dollar sofa.

- This is the kind of guy I want my kids
- This is the kind of guy I want my kids

to get taught history from.
to get taught history from.

- And don't you try stealing this sofa.
- And don't you try stealing this sofa.

A local history teacher's protecting it.
A local history teacher's protecting it.

- Is this a metal sofa?
- Is this a metal sofa?

- That doesn't make sense.
- That doesn't make sense.

- What?
- What?

- These days they're so valuable.
- These days they're so valuable.

We're not even allowed to sit on them.
We're not even allowed to sit on them.

- What?
- What?

- Oh, it's a sofa you can't sit on.
- Oh, it's a sofa you can't sit on.

- What is the point?
- What is the point?

- What's the point of your $30,000 Pokemon
- What's the point of your $30,000 Pokemon

blast choice card?
blast choice card?

- I don't know.
- I don't know.

- Checkmate.
- Checkmate.

- I like to stare at it.
- I like to stare at it.

- And they like to stare at their sofa.
- And they like to stare at their sofa.

- That's wild.
- That's wild.

- It's the most expensive bathroom in the world.
- It's the most expensive bathroom in the world.

4.8 million dollars.
4.8 million dollars.

- I respect somebody that cares about a bathroom.
- I respect somebody that cares about a bathroom.

- Is that all gold? Oh of course.
- Is that all gold? Oh of course.

- A gold trash can?
- A gold trash can?

- Ah, come on. Really?
- Ah, come on. Really?

4.8 million bathroom, you still have the stupid hand dryer.
4.8 million bathroom, you still have the stupid hand dryer.

Why did the Associated Press do that?
Why did the Associated Press do that?

- Why did they have the zoom?
- Why did they have the zoom?

- I don't know, but I hope that person got a raise.
- I don't know, but I hope that person got a raise.

This is a 15 million private zoo.
This is a 15 million private zoo.

I'm gonna be honest, 15 is not that bad for a private zoo.
I'm gonna be honest, 15 is not that bad for a private zoo.

- Okay, they got giraffes.
- Okay, they got giraffes.

- Okay. This is awesome.
- Okay. This is awesome.

Wait, there's a brown bear and a giraffe in the same place?
Wait, there's a brown bear and a giraffe in the same place?

This is actually really, really cool.
This is actually really, really cool.

- Wait, what?
- Wait, what?

Zero shot I am feeding a bear outta my hand like that.
Zero shot I am feeding a bear outta my hand like that.

- A dude like me, he won't catch me doing that.
- A dude like me, he won't catch me doing that.

You think Mike Tyson's tiger would beat that?
You think Mike Tyson's tiger would beat that?

Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.

They are too comfortable with these animals.
They are too comfortable with these animals.

- The same guy that owns the world largest SUV
- The same guy that owns the world largest SUV

also has this service where you can write your name
also has this service where you can write your name

in space for 25 million dollars.
in space for 25 million dollars.

- Whoa.
- Whoa.

- Wow.
- Wow.

- Each letter measured in at 500 meters.
- Each letter measured in at 500 meters.

- That's 5 million a letter.
- That's 5 million a letter.

- To get a sense of just how gigantic
- To get a sense of just how gigantic

this thing is here's a view of both Abu Dhabi,
this thing is here's a view of both Abu Dhabi,

and the Al Futaisi Island.
and the Al Futaisi Island.

- Wow.
- Wow.

- What on earth?
- What on earth?

- You know what?
- You know what?

If I ever have a spare 25 million, I think I might buy it.
If I ever have a spare 25 million, I think I might buy it.

- That's kind of cool, but who's seeing it?
- That's kind of cool, but who's seeing it?

- I think people at that kind of money,
- I think people at that kind of money,

they just don't care.
they just don't care.

Their assistants like, oh, I saw this on Google.
Their assistants like, oh, I saw this on Google.

They're like, I don't care.
They're like, I don't care.

Take me to my private zoo.
Take me to my private zoo.

- It also got washed away after five years.
- It also got washed away after five years.

- Really?
- Really?

- That's a lot of money just to be gone.
- That's a lot of money just to be gone.

- I'm glad I saved 25 million dollars not buying it.
- I'm glad I saved 25 million dollars not buying it.

- That's probably the most wasteful one yet though.
- That's probably the most wasteful one yet though.

- Agree. Now we have a 42 million dollar doomsday clock
- Agree. Now we have a 42 million dollar doomsday clock

which is actually owned by Jeff Bezos.
which is actually owned by Jeff Bezos.

This clock is built to tick for the next 10,000 years.
This clock is built to tick for the next 10,000 years.

- What?
- What?

- Day night thermal cycles.
- Day night thermal cycles.

It will keep time for 10,000 years
It will keep time for 10,000 years

without human intervention.
without human intervention.

- When one of the richest people
- When one of the richest people

in the world starts making a doomsday clock,
in the world starts making a doomsday clock,

you should get a little bit nervous.
you should get a little bit nervous.

- And the final thing that rich people are buying
- And the final thing that rich people are buying

that I totally wouldn't buy if I was rich,
that I totally wouldn't buy if I was rich,

this is just all stupid stuff, is this giant metal bunny.
this is just all stupid stuff, is this giant metal bunny.

Guess how much it is?
Guess how much it is?

- No idea-
- No idea-

- You're wrong. 91 million dollars.
- You're wrong. 91 million dollars.

- It's so small.
- It's so small.

- That's what she said.
- That's what she said.

Oh, the bunny's small as well though.
Oh, the bunny's small as well though.

The sculpture by Jeff Koons sold for whopping 91 million.
The sculpture by Jeff Koons sold for whopping 91 million.

Wow. If you wanna help me buy the things on this list
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