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(techno music)
(techno music)
00:05

- You've got a hat on.
- You've got a hat on.
00:06

- What?
- What?
00:07

- It's a chip hat, it was a joke.
- It's a chip hat, it was a joke.
00:09

- Oh. - Don't take it personally.
- Oh. - Don't take it personally.
00:10

- Huh?
- Huh?
00:12

- You should laugh!
- You should laugh!
00:13

Enjoy it.
Enjoy it.
00:14

Did you not think it was funny?
Did you not think it was funny?
00:16

- No, but what's Grant doing?
- No, but what's Grant doing?
00:18

- Urgh. That guy.
- Urgh. That guy.
00:20

He watches porn at his desk.
He watches porn at his desk.
00:22

- Ew.
- Ew.
00:23

- Yeah, well, cry porn.
- Yeah, well, cry porn.
00:25

- Oh.
- Oh.
00:26

Wait, what is cry porn?
Wait, what is cry porn?
00:28

- It's videos you watch yo make yourself cry.
- It's videos you watch yo make yourself cry.
00:30

- Oh my god (sobs). (clapping)
- Oh my god (sobs). (clapping)
00:33

- (army husband) I love you so much.
- (army husband) I love you so much.
00:34

- (wife) I missed you so much.
- (wife) I missed you so much.
00:36

- Why would anyone wanna do that?
- Why would anyone wanna do that?
00:38

- It's self-manipulation.
- It's self-manipulation.
00:40

You get a big release from it.
You get a big release from it.
00:42

You know, watching cops befriend at-risk youth
You know, watching cops befriend at-risk youth
00:44

is huge for guys like that.
is huge for guys like that.
00:47

- Wild.
- Wild.
00:48

- I have no problem with someone doing that at home,
- I have no problem with someone doing that at home,
00:50

but at work?
but at work?
00:51

Gross.
Gross.
00:54

Grant O'Brien!
Grant O'Brien!
00:56

We can see you.
We can see you.
01:00

- Oh, uh, Katie, Rekha.
- Oh, uh, Katie, Rekha.
01:03

I'm just watching people fuck.
I'm just watching people fuck.
01:05

- Oh come off it Grant.
- Oh come off it Grant.
01:07

We know your game.
We know your game.
01:10

- [Man] I'm going to turn the implant on now.
- [Man] I'm going to turn the implant on now.
01:12

You might not hear anything at first.
You might not hear anything at first.
01:15

- [Woman] Baby, can you hear me?
- [Woman] Baby, can you hear me?
01:17

- [Child] Mom?
- [Child] Mom?
01:19

- You're disgusting.
- You're disgusting.
01:21

Watching people's private moments for your own pleasure?
Watching people's private moments for your own pleasure?
01:24

What is wrong with you?
What is wrong with you?
01:26

- Wow, that was amazing.
- Wow, that was amazing.
01:28

Raika!
Raika!
01:29

- Do you have anymore?
- Do you have anymore?
01:30

- Yeah.
- Yeah.
01:31

Wait to you see Jimmy Kimmel's monologue
Wait to you see Jimmy Kimmel's monologue
01:33

about his neighbor who got a flat tyre.
about his neighbor who got a flat tyre.
01:34

- Oh!
- Oh!
01:35

- [Newsman] And after the accident,
- [Newsman] And after the accident,
01:37

that teacher's heart went to his stone.
that teacher's heart went to his stone.
01:40

- [Man] Rex's been sitting by the grave since, Bill died.
- [Man] Rex's been sitting by the grave since, Bill died.
01:44

- [Boy] I was just so happy to finally have a friend.
- [Boy] I was just so happy to finally have a friend.
01:48

(sobbing)
(sobbing)
01:49

My daddy is in heaven.
My daddy is in heaven.
01:51

But he wrote this poem for my birthday.
But he wrote this poem for my birthday.
01:53

- [News reporter] And that little boy with autism,
- [News reporter] And that little boy with autism,
01:56

made the game-winning free throw.
made the game-winning free throw.
01:59

- [Teenage Boy] We play trumpet over Skype to stop famine.
- [Teenage Boy] We play trumpet over Skype to stop famine.
02:02

- [News Reporter] And that Jimmy Kimmel,
- [News Reporter] And that Jimmy Kimmel,
02:04

made the winning free throw.
made the winning free throw.
02:06

For CBS news, I'm Steve Harvey, on the road.
For CBS news, I'm Steve Harvey, on the road.
02:09

- You know I can't believe you people.
- You know I can't believe you people.
02:12

You're perverts.
You're perverts.
02:13

Doing that at work!
Doing that at work!
02:15

Children could come by!
Children could come by!
02:17

Now if you'll excuse me,
Now if you'll excuse me,
02:19

(buzzing) Momma's gotta tingle.
(buzzing) Momma's gotta tingle.
02:26

Hey it's Grant from Collegehumor.
Hey it's Grant from Collegehumor.
02:27

Click here to subscribe to the channel.
Click here to subscribe to the channel.
02:29

Click here to for more fun stuff.
Click here to for more fun stuff.
02:30

And...
And...
02:32

Sorry, you guys it feels like I'm out.
Sorry, you guys it feels like I'm out.
02:33

Am I out?
Am I out?
02:35

'cause I can see the top of the camera so it's...
'cause I can see the top of the camera so it's...
02:39

Is this better?
Is this better?
02:41

Alright.
Alright.
02:42

It feels worse.
It feels worse.
02:44

Okay.
Okay.
02:45

Thanks for watching!
Thanks for watching!

All

Porn But For Crying

2,953,530 views

CollegeHumor

Video Language:

English

Caption Language:

English (en)

Accent:

English (US)

Speech Time:

90%

2:31 / 2:47

Speech Rate:

167 wpm - Fast

Intro:

(techno music). - You've got a hat on.. - What?. - It's a chip hat, it was a joke.. - Oh. - Don't take it personally.. - Huh?. - You should laugh!. Enjoy it.. Did you not think it was funny?. - No, but what's Grant doing?. - Urgh. That guy.. He watches porn at his desk.. - Ew.. - Yeah, well, cry porn.. - Oh.. Wait, what is cry porn?. - It's videos you watch yo make yourself cry.. - Oh my god (sobs). (clapping). - (army husband) I love you so much.. - (wife) I missed you so much..