- My mouth
- My mouth

can not do this.
can not do this.

- We're here testing community user submitted
- We're here testing community user submitted

McDonald's Secret Menu.
McDonald's Secret Menu.

Basically stuff that people made up.
Basically stuff that people made up.

- I only eat McDonalds when I'm like
- I only eat McDonalds when I'm like

Oh let's make a drunk decision.
Oh let's make a drunk decision.

Oh, McDonald's, (bleep) it.
Oh, McDonald's, (bleep) it.

But I hear they have garlic fries now.
But I hear they have garlic fries now.

- These just look like regular fries.
- These just look like regular fries.

- They look a little crispier.
- They look a little crispier.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- Ow.
- Ow.

- You got it?
- You got it?

- Think I just broke a tooth.
- Think I just broke a tooth.

- I give it a zero out of five.
- I give it a zero out of five.

- Wait, aw, suck it. - Sausage...
- Wait, aw, suck it. - Sausage...

Jelly!
Jelly!

- I don't like the smell of this.
- I don't like the smell of this.

- Ooh, I don't either.
- Ooh, I don't either.

It smells like throw up. - Yeah.
It smells like throw up. - Yeah.

- I think someone was very high when they made this.
- I think someone was very high when they made this.

- No!
- No!

- This is amazing. Oh my God.
- This is amazing. Oh my God.

- This is a full course meal in one sandwich.
- This is a full course meal in one sandwich.

- I'm expecting an Egg McMuffin
- I'm expecting an Egg McMuffin

and then I'm just bombarded with sugar.
and then I'm just bombarded with sugar.

- Whaaaaaat!
- Whaaaaaat!

- That's amazing, that's happiness in a cup!
- That's amazing, that's happiness in a cup!

- This tastes like Coldstone but cheaper.
- This tastes like Coldstone but cheaper.

- Cause the whole McFlurry just tastes like apple pie.
- Cause the whole McFlurry just tastes like apple pie.

It's kinda cool.
It's kinda cool.

- They should (bleep)ing sell this, market it.
- They should (bleep)ing sell this, market it.

McDonalds, what are you doing?
McDonalds, what are you doing?

- Ice cream's already sweet enough
- Ice cream's already sweet enough

but then apple pie mixed in, it's just too much.
but then apple pie mixed in, it's just too much.

I don't know, McFlurrys are pretty good.
I don't know, McFlurrys are pretty good.

Especially for all the effort involved in making this
Especially for all the effort involved in making this

I'd rather just get a normal McFlurry.
I'd rather just get a normal McFlurry.

- Mm-Hmm.
- Mm-Hmm.

- This sounds like heaven.
- This sounds like heaven.

- This sounds really good. - Yeah.
- This sounds really good. - Yeah.

- Look at all this mayo.
- Look at all this mayo.

- Ew, that's too much mayo.
- Ew, that's too much mayo.

I hate mayo. Okay.
I hate mayo. Okay.

- So that's what I'm not loving.
- So that's what I'm not loving.

- The sauce overpowers it a little.
- The sauce overpowers it a little.

- McChickens are perfect so I don't know
- McChickens are perfect so I don't know

why you would mess with that
why you would mess with that

but actually this is better than a regular McChicken.
but actually this is better than a regular McChicken.

- This is an onion sandwich.
- This is an onion sandwich.

- Uuughh, I already know I'm gonna hate this.
- Uuughh, I already know I'm gonna hate this.

I hate onions.
I hate onions.

- Oh my God, this is great!
- Oh my God, this is great!

- Hold on, I didn't try it yet.
- Hold on, I didn't try it yet.

- Then try it.
- Then try it.

- I only taste bread and lettuce.
- I only taste bread and lettuce.

- This needs meat.
- This needs meat.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- But vegetarian people?
- But vegetarian people?

Highly recommend this.
Highly recommend this.

(long sigh)
(long sigh)

- This looks fake.
- This looks fake.

- I need to prepare myself for this.
- I need to prepare myself for this.

- Ooh!
- Ooh!

- I taste spicy, but then I taste the...
- I taste spicy, but then I taste the...

I don't know what to, I don't know how to describe it.
I don't know what to, I don't know how to describe it.

- I would just rather eat
- I would just rather eat

this by itself.
this by itself.

And maybe then I would go and eat the chicken one.
And maybe then I would go and eat the chicken one.

You don't need to eat three burgers at one time.
You don't need to eat three burgers at one time.

- The McDaddy of burgers, right here.
- The McDaddy of burgers, right here.

- And it's gonna fall apart.
- And it's gonna fall apart.

You can't eat this while driving with one hand.
You can't eat this while driving with one hand.

Not that you should be eating, driving with one hand.
Not that you should be eating, driving with one hand.

Honestly I had very low expectations
Honestly I had very low expectations

so the Secret Menu exceeded those.
so the Secret Menu exceeded those.

- It was very creative.
- It was very creative.

- So McDaddy burger, A+.
- So McDaddy burger, A+.

- I feel like the secret menu is just
- I feel like the secret menu is just

people (bleep)ing with us at this point
people (bleep)ing with us at this point

because it's like, why mess up the fries
because it's like, why mess up the fries

and why put three sandwiches together as one?
and why put three sandwiches together as one?

- How do vegetarians get proteins?
- How do vegetarians get proteins?

- Peanut butter.
- Peanut butter.

- Oh!
- Oh!

- Ah, this is heavy.
- Ah, this is heavy.