- Ah, yes see, there is tech news today.
- Ah, yes see, there is tech news today.

How did I know that?
How did I know that?

How did I know that?
How did I know that?

I'm slicker than snake shit baby?
I'm slicker than snake shit baby?

Nvidia has been a very bad giant tech corporation lately.
Nvidia has been a very bad giant tech corporation lately.

So the U.S. Security and Exchange Commission
So the U.S. Security and Exchange Commission

has just fined it for failing to disclose
has just fined it for failing to disclose

how big of an impact cryptocurrency mining had
how big of an impact cryptocurrency mining had

on its revenue growth in 2018.
on its revenue growth in 2018.

In investor communications Nvidia made it sound
In investor communications Nvidia made it sound

like miners buying up stock of GPUs
like miners buying up stock of GPUs

didn't really contribute to a profit increase
didn't really contribute to a profit increase

in its gaming business when in actuality,
in its gaming business when in actuality,

crypto miners, we're a big part of that.
crypto miners, we're a big part of that.

And you know what?
And you know what?

I don't even need these
I don't even need these

'cause they actually make that blurrier.
'cause they actually make that blurrier.

They're for, that's for computer use.
They're for, that's for computer use.

- [Riley] It really had an impact though.
- [Riley] It really had an impact though.

- Lying, that's pretty bad.
- Lying, that's pretty bad.

The fine must be pretty big.
The fine must be pretty big.

It must be.
It must be.

Yeah, no it's $5.5 million, a veritable slap on the wrist
Yeah, no it's $5.5 million, a veritable slap on the wrist

for a company that made 7.6 billion
for a company that made 7.6 billion

in just the last quarter of 2021 alone.
in just the last quarter of 2021 alone.

- [Riley] Yeah, me too, me too, me too.
- [Riley] Yeah, me too, me too, me too.

- The SEC has ordered Nvidia
- The SEC has ordered Nvidia

to stop with holding information from investors
to stop with holding information from investors

which I'm sure will work.
which I'm sure will work.

This is a society.
This is a society.

- [Riley] Just tell them to stop and bam.
- [Riley] Just tell them to stop and bam.

- This only works in Europe or anything.
- This only works in Europe or anything.

Almost two years after suing Apple
Almost two years after suing Apple

and getting Fortnite kicked off iOS,
and getting Fortnite kicked off iOS,

Epic Games has finally made a deal
Epic Games has finally made a deal

to bring it back for everyone sort of.
to bring it back for everyone sort of.

There's always a sort of.
There's always a sort of.

Fortnite is now free to play through Xbox Cloud Gaming
Fortnite is now free to play through Xbox Cloud Gaming

meaning it doesn't matter
meaning it doesn't matter

whether you're on Android, Windows or an iPhone or iPad.
whether you're on Android, Windows or an iPhone or iPad.

You can open a browser and buy V-Bucks
You can open a browser and buy V-Bucks

to your heart's content
to your heart's content

or your parents' wallet's content whatever it is.
or your parents' wallet's content whatever it is.

Nvidia has had an iOS compatible version of Fortnite
Nvidia has had an iOS compatible version of Fortnite

available through a limited time closed beta on GeForce now
available through a limited time closed beta on GeForce now

but this solution only requires you
but this solution only requires you

to have a Microsoft account to play.
to have a Microsoft account to play.

Epic CEO, Tim Sweeney, what a sweetheart,
Epic CEO, Tim Sweeney, what a sweetheart,

originally didn't want Fortnite on xCloud
originally didn't want Fortnite on xCloud

but he's apparently had a change of heart
but he's apparently had a change of heart

but you can still go against his wishes
but you can still go against his wishes

to keep Fortnite off Steam Deck
to keep Fortnite off Steam Deck

by playing it through the Microsoft Edge beta.
by playing it through the Microsoft Edge beta.

Feels good to stick it to the man.
Feels good to stick it to the man.

Hey sweetie.
Hey sweetie.

Society, who needs it? Anarchy.
Society, who needs it? Anarchy.

- [Riley] Just meet you in the wilds.
- [Riley] Just meet you in the wilds.

- Backwards hat.
- Backwards hat.

And Apple, Google and Microsoft have joined forces
And Apple, Google and Microsoft have joined forces

to kill all passwords
to kill all passwords

using a giant password guillotine actually.
using a giant password guillotine actually.

- [Riley] On the moon.
- [Riley] On the moon.

- No, the last letter it's gone.
- No, the last letter it's gone.

The three tech giants just announced a partnership
The three tech giants just announced a partnership

with the FIDO Alliance F, F-I yeah.
with the FIDO Alliance F, F-I yeah.

- [Riley] Yeah. - FIDO Alliance
- [Riley] Yeah. - FIDO Alliance

which stands for Fast Identity Online apparently.
which stands for Fast Identity Online apparently.

What's the D? ID.
What's the D? ID.

Okay, fast ID online.
Okay, fast ID online.

Okay, I get it apparently to push forward
Okay, I get it apparently to push forward

a secure sign-in method called Passkey.
a secure sign-in method called Passkey.

Basically any website or app you want to sign into
Basically any website or app you want to sign into

would simply push a request to your phone
would simply push a request to your phone

then you just unlock and authenticate with a pin
then you just unlock and authenticate with a pin

or a fingerprint or something.
or a fingerprint or something.

So basically it's like two-factor authentication
So basically it's like two-factor authentication

but getting rid of the one factor that sucks
but getting rid of the one factor that sucks

because yeah, you might be a creative genius
because yeah, you might be a creative genius

at making unique passwords but that's a bit like saying
at making unique passwords but that's a bit like saying

you're the best at shaping your mashed potatoes
you're the best at shaping your mashed potatoes

into a perfect well to pour the gravy in.
into a perfect well to pour the gravy in.

Like, good job, I can't do that.
Like, good job, I can't do that.

- [Riley] You can't do that?
- [Riley] You can't do that?

- Not when I'm eating with two knives.
- Not when I'm eating with two knives.

- [Riley] Oh. - Now it's time
- [Riley] Oh. - Now it's time

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Quick bits.
Quick bits.

This one is just quick bits.
This one is just quick bits.

- [Riley] Just like grandma made them.
- [Riley] Just like grandma made them.

- Remember when they fired CEO of Arm's China division
- Remember when they fired CEO of Arm's China division

Allen Wu went rogue, stole the company seal
Allen Wu went rogue, stole the company seal

and refused to leave the office?
and refused to leave the office?

- [Riley] That's what I did.
- [Riley] That's what I did.

- He lives here now.
- He lives here now.

He doesn't shower.
He doesn't shower.

Well, despite Arm China's board voting him out last week
Well, despite Arm China's board voting him out last week

and Arm announcing that the issue was resolved,
and Arm announcing that the issue was resolved,

now the company's employees have rallied behind him
now the company's employees have rallied behind him

writing a letter in support of Wu.
writing a letter in support of Wu.

This is like Trump, who has again, refused to step down.
This is like Trump, who has again, refused to step down.

The corporate mutiny in the year of our Lord 2022.
The corporate mutiny in the year of our Lord 2022.

I guess it's time to resolve this
I guess it's time to resolve this

with the only method that's sure to work, a dual.
with the only method that's sure to work, a dual.

Allen Wu versus the SoftBank robots.
Allen Wu versus the SoftBank robots.

- [Riley] Live streaming.
- [Riley] Live streaming.

- Meta has shown off impressive tech demos
- Meta has shown off impressive tech demos

of nearly photo realistic VR avatars in the past
of nearly photo realistic VR avatars in the past

but the company's actual playable avatars
but the company's actual playable avatars

basically look like Nintendo Miis.
basically look like Nintendo Miis.

- [Riley] Shots fired.
- [Riley] Shots fired.

- Speak for yourself Riley.
- Speak for yourself Riley.

But that might change thanks to a new processor
But that might change thanks to a new processor

developed by Meta for the sole purpose
developed by Meta for the sole purpose

of rendering those fancier avatars in VR.
of rendering those fancier avatars in VR.

I think we can take this to the next level.
I think we can take this to the next level.

We need chips for rendering every specific thing
We need chips for rendering every specific thing

in every video game ever
in every video game ever

and then we'll all be lining up at Best Buy
and then we'll all be lining up at Best Buy

to get the processing unit for food.
to get the processing unit for food.

- [Riley] Yeah, people will use 'em for food.
- [Riley] Yeah, people will use 'em for food.

That's the thing.
That's the thing.

- Chip shortage is famine.
- Chip shortage is famine.

Rumors are pointing towards
Rumors are pointing towards

AMD's next-gen RX 7900 XT graphics card
AMD's next-gen RX 7900 XT graphics card

as the first consumer GPU with support for PCIe Gen5,
as the first consumer GPU with support for PCIe Gen5,

a standard that doubles the bend with a PCIe Gen4
a standard that doubles the bend with a PCIe Gen4

and which will be supported
and which will be supported

by AMD's upcoming AM5 compatible motherboards and CPU.
by AMD's upcoming AM5 compatible motherboards and CPU.

All three components are expected to launch
All three components are expected to launch

by the end of 2022
by the end of 2022

so prepare yourselves and pepper your angus for a new tech
so prepare yourselves and pepper your angus for a new tech

that could perform significantly better than current models.
that could perform significantly better than current models.

That's not always a given these days.
That's not always a given these days.

- Oh wow. I can't, I'm so-
- Oh wow. I can't, I'm so-

- And neither is that launch date.
- And neither is that launch date.

We'll see.
We'll see.

Oh my God, look.
Oh my God, look.

It's a swarm of drones that can track a person
It's a swarm of drones that can track a person

through a dense bamboo forest without human guidance.
through a dense bamboo forest without human guidance.

Great. Made by a scientist from China's Zhejiang.
Great. Made by a scientist from China's Zhejiang.

I'm- - [Riley] Definitely saying
I'm- - [Riley] Definitely saying

that wrong. - Bad at Chinese words.
that wrong. - Bad at Chinese words.

Sorry, Andy's laughing at me.
Sorry, Andy's laughing at me.

- [Andy] I'm sorry.
- [Andy] I'm sorry.

- Zhejiang University.
- Zhejiang University.

The drones can communicate with each other
The drones can communicate with each other

which allows them to break formation to avoid obstacles
which allows them to break formation to avoid obstacles

and then reconstitute themselves
and then reconstitute themselves

sometimes in the form of a face
sometimes in the form of a face

like at the end of the "Matrix 3",
like at the end of the "Matrix 3",

possibly into a deadly Megazord of some sort.
possibly into a deadly Megazord of some sort.

The last part we kinda just added.
The last part we kinda just added.

The researchers say that the drones could be useful
The researchers say that the drones could be useful

for a disaster relief or disaster creation.
for a disaster relief or disaster creation.

No, they actually said that and ecological surveys,
No, they actually said that and ecological surveys,

it's hilarious.
it's hilarious.

And in case you thought fuellesss electric vehicles
And in case you thought fuellesss electric vehicles

were the only way for it,
were the only way for it,

a south African mining company called Anglo American,
a south African mining company called Anglo American,

woo, on the list of canceled company names,
woo, on the list of canceled company names,

has just deployed the world's largest truck
has just deployed the world's largest truck

powered by a hydrogen fuel cell engine
powered by a hydrogen fuel cell engine

specifically a two megawatt unit
specifically a two megawatt unit

built by Seattle company, First Mode.
built by Seattle company, First Mode.

So they can make the environment a little better
So they can make the environment a little better

while gouging materials out of the ground.
while gouging materials out of the ground.

- [Riley] You give and you take, you know.
- [Riley] You give and you take, you know.

- That's life. We like buying stuff
- That's life. We like buying stuff

and we all knew this was coming
and we all knew this was coming

but the tech news is gone but you can not be gone.
but the tech news is gone but you can not be gone.

On Monday, we'll be back.
On Monday, we'll be back.

Will you?
Will you?