- What do I know about heels?
- What do I know about heels?

- Oh Lord, Jesus!
- Oh Lord, Jesus!

- I know they shouldn't be on me.
- I know they shouldn't be on me.

- Look at that blister!
- Look at that blister!

- My feet are already red.
- My feet are already red.

- Oh! (bleep) Don't trip Please! - Help!
- Oh! (bleep) Don't trip Please! - Help!

- Can I get some assistance, please?
- Can I get some assistance, please?

- Nothing that good looking could be could be comfortable.
- Nothing that good looking could be could be comfortable.

(upbeat music)
(upbeat music)

- I don't know what the (bleep) I'm getting myself into.
- I don't know what the (bleep) I'm getting myself into.

- From what I understand, the high heels
- From what I understand, the high heels

are very uncomfortable when worn over a long period of time.
are very uncomfortable when worn over a long period of time.

- I'm done.
- I'm done.

- I just gotta start saying,"No," to (bleep).
- I just gotta start saying,"No," to (bleep).

- You want your calves to look great?
- You want your calves to look great?

You want your ass to be lifted up?
You want your ass to be lifted up?

Your feet are gonna hurt a little bit.
Your feet are gonna hurt a little bit.

- I can't.
- I can't.

- I woke up this morning and I stood
- I woke up this morning and I stood

in front of my closet for like 10 minutes.
in front of my closet for like 10 minutes.

Like, what goes with heels?
Like, what goes with heels?

- Did they really have to be this sparkly?
- Did they really have to be this sparkly?

- I think it's gonna be awesome.
- I think it's gonna be awesome.

I think I'm gonna feel tall,
I think I'm gonna feel tall,

which is, I mean, the silent hope of every man.
which is, I mean, the silent hope of every man.

- As long as I do better than Ryan, I don't care.
- As long as I do better than Ryan, I don't care.

- This is a (bleep) mess.
- This is a (bleep) mess.

How am I supposed to walk in this?
How am I supposed to walk in this?

(women laughing)
(women laughing)

- You're calling attention to me.
- You're calling attention to me.

Just get away from me!
Just get away from me!

- Hi ladies.
- Hi ladies.

(women admiring)
(women admiring)

- [voiceover] Your calves look amazing.
- [voiceover] Your calves look amazing.

- Oh, thank you! Did you hear that?
- Oh, thank you! Did you hear that?

I already go complimented on my calves.
I already go complimented on my calves.

I'm in heels and we're having an earthquake drill.
I'm in heels and we're having an earthquake drill.

Oh, God.
Oh, God.

- Earthquake!
- Earthquake!

Ryan, wait, it's an earthquake!
Ryan, wait, it's an earthquake!

- My feet are sweating, are your feet sweating?
- My feet are sweating, are your feet sweating?

- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.

It's not the only thing sweating right now.
It's not the only thing sweating right now.

- My heels are sinking into the grass.
- My heels are sinking into the grass.

- I'm sinking!
- I'm sinking!

- Will! Will!
- Will! Will!

- Dude, it's like standing in quicksand.
- Dude, it's like standing in quicksand.

- Yeah, where's Bergara.
- Yeah, where's Bergara.

Bergara! You son of a (bleep)!
Bergara! You son of a (bleep)!

Ryan! Where are your shoes?
Ryan! Where are your shoes?

- They were lost in the wreckage.
- They were lost in the wreckage.

- Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh.

- This is my life right now.
- This is my life right now.

- We're midway through the day right now.
- We're midway through the day right now.

I don't feel great.
I don't feel great.

My feet are really sore.
My feet are really sore.

My thoughts on heels are very much the same
My thoughts on heels are very much the same

as they were in the beginning.
as they were in the beginning.

That they're stupid.
That they're stupid.

- I'm the only one who hasn't taken these off yet.
- I'm the only one who hasn't taken these off yet.

- Yeah. Yeah. - I just want to point that out.
- Yeah. Yeah. - I just want to point that out.

- Well (bleep) you and your leather heels man.
- Well (bleep) you and your leather heels man.

- We're walking to lunch now.
- We're walking to lunch now.

Well, some of us are walking, some of us are waddling.
Well, some of us are walking, some of us are waddling.

- Limping.
- Limping.

- Literally limping.
- Literally limping.

Oh, wait. This is uphill and I don't like it at all. (car horn honking)
Oh, wait. This is uphill and I don't like it at all. (car horn honking)

Thank you.
Thank you.

- [voiceover] Hello?
- [voiceover] Hello?

- First catcall!
- First catcall!

- Woot! Woot!
- Woot! Woot!

- It's hard to keep it together.
- It's hard to keep it together.

Oh, there's (bleep)!
Oh, there's (bleep)!

I'm stepping in (bleep).
I'm stepping in (bleep).

- That's a riot. - The struggle is (bleep) real.
- That's a riot. - The struggle is (bleep) real.

(laughing)
(laughing)

- He looks like a damn tyrannosaurus rex.
- He looks like a damn tyrannosaurus rex.

- I'm done.
- I'm done.

Ew! Put that back in your shoe!
Ew! Put that back in your shoe!

That is disgusting!
That is disgusting!

- The whole side of my foot is blistered. - Ew!
- The whole side of my foot is blistered. - Ew!

What hurts the most, ya'll?
What hurts the most, ya'll?

The balls of my feet. - The balls of my feet hurt a lot.
The balls of my feet. - The balls of my feet hurt a lot.

- My pride. My pride probably hurts the most of all.
- My pride. My pride probably hurts the most of all.

- [voiceover] Oh my God, my leg (laughing).
- [voiceover] Oh my God, my leg (laughing).

- [voiceover] Yeah, dude.
- [voiceover] Yeah, dude.

- He's got involuntary muscles spasms.
- He's got involuntary muscles spasms.

- My legs are giving out on me.
- My legs are giving out on me.

- Come on Ryan!
- Come on Ryan!

- We would shut it down!
- We would shut it down!

- Come on Ryan!
- Come on Ryan!

- Let's do it!
- Let's do it!

- Let's go have a fun time!
- Let's go have a fun time!

- Something to drink.
- Something to drink.

- Hey, hey!
- Hey, hey!

- [voiceover] Oh my God.
- [voiceover] Oh my God.

Mom, aunties, cousins, sisters that I don't have.
Mom, aunties, cousins, sisters that I don't have.

- Women in general.
- Women in general.

- Women in general.
- Women in general.

I applaud you, so highly.
I applaud you, so highly.

- You know, honestly, I've never got heels.
- You know, honestly, I've never got heels.

I've never understood why girls wear them.
I've never understood why girls wear them.

I think they look just as good without them.
I think they look just as good without them.

- Go Ryan!
- Go Ryan!

Eh!
Eh!

- No, I don't think that wearing heels
- No, I don't think that wearing heels

makes a girl more attractive.
makes a girl more attractive.

I think being comfortable makes you attractive.
I think being comfortable makes you attractive.

- But I will say,
- But I will say,

when you take that shit off, it's like a damn orgasm.
when you take that shit off, it's like a damn orgasm.

(upbeat music)
(upbeat music)