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so this guy posted an ad on Craigslist offering to help write job application cover letters and
improve resumes I wanted to see if he'd help me write a reference letter and pretend to be a fake
previous employer of mine to help me get a very prestigious job one let's see if we can get your
boy Tara wrong to bluff his way into Google but I definitely ain't qualified hello yeah hi dear
I was just reaching out regarding the Craigslist advertisement for the references okay what kind of
letter of recommendation is it um I'm applying to word the Atlanta Dental Center and you know they
need like five six years experience about being a dental hygienist and stuff like they do you charge
extra to kind of life you know embellishing a resume a little bit like just to kind of know
beefed it up a little bit something like that right well that's up to you whatever information
you give me I can write it down I can make it look good because the thing is like I don't
have any experience with dental hygiene aside from brushing my own teeth but I do clean them pretty
well like I got a whole mouth for pearly whites so it'd be great if you could just like pretend
to be a dentist that I was important I can't do that I can't I can't pretend to be a dentist
because they have to go to school for that I've operated a pressure washer before I used to work
for like a decade company so I mean like it's all about like you know just getting through the
crevasses you don't sing so I'm good about getting in those tight spots well I I would recommend that
you become a dental hygienist if you haven't gone to just go for it why don't you go to school yeah
because ain't nobody got time for their dog I'm trying to make this paper soon like I just want
to expedite the program you know school like how about this $5,000 if you can just be doctor
Schwartz I'll get you a burner phone from t-mobile you can just put that down at your phone number
/ˈden(t)əst/
person who is qualified to treat diseases and other conditions that affect teeth and gums.
/ˈden(t)əstrē/
treatment of diseases and other conditions that affect teeth and gums.
/ˈsəmˌTHiNG/
used for emphasis with following adjective functioning as adverb. Thing that is not yet known or named.
/hīˈjēnəst/
specialist in promotion of clean conditions for preservation of health. A medical specialist in hygiene.
/ˈledər/
character representing speech sound. Messages you put in an envelope and send by post. inscribe letters on.