I am a man!
I am a man!

At least as far as i know and as far as I've convinced you gu-
At least as far as i know and as far as I've convinced you gu-

Oh
Oh

OHHHH
OHHHH

It's gonna be *that* type of game
It's gonna be *that* type of game

Ohhhh I see how this is gonna go
Ohhhh I see how this is gonna go

Will I teach you how to play or not?
Will I teach you how to play or not?

Well I don't know if this little girl wants to cooperate!
Well I don't know if this little girl wants to cooperate!

But sure
But sure

Teach me your wise ways
Teach me your wise ways

Oh
Oh

Oh, I do not deserve it
Oh, I do not deserve it

Oh okay
Oh okay

And there was something else there
And there was something else there

Alright, so...
Alright, so...

Not that you will cont- control *presses control*
Not that you will cont- control *presses control*

You are- I am wrong *laughs*
You are- I am wrong *laughs*

I just hit control, what more do you want from me?
I just hit control, what more do you want from me?

Okay dickhole!
Okay dickhole!

We're gonna play this game by your rules apparently...
We're gonna play this game by your rules apparently...

So this is a game about choices...
So this is a game about choices...

And, "Jump over that pit of barbs"
And, "Jump over that pit of barbs"

Ok
Ok

This is what I'm assuming- it's kind of like a Stanley Parable-type thing...
This is what I'm assuming- it's kind of like a Stanley Parable-type thing...

But this game actually came out before The Stanley Parable.
But this game actually came out before The Stanley Parable.

This was in 2010
This was in 2010

So I imagine...
So I imagine...

*confused* It's not even a pit of barbs...
*confused* It's not even a pit of barbs...

I mean I know where-- euegh-- aw DISGUSTING?
I mean I know where-- euegh-- aw DISGUSTING?

But I thought I was a pretty little girl-- Oh God!
But I thought I was a pretty little girl-- Oh God!

Is that a platform? Oh...
Is that a platform? Oh...

Ah
Ah

Well that's not good.
Well that's not good.

Oh that's probably not good, Or maybe it is good...
Oh that's probably not good, Or maybe it is good...

*comedic sounds of exertion*
*comedic sounds of exertion*

Oh!
Oh!

Oh okay I guess that does--does nothing...
Oh okay I guess that does--does nothing...

He already knows or she, I don't know who. They already know that I'm disgusting.
He already knows or she, I don't know who. They already know that I'm disgusting.

HEUG, Oh, Oh-ch Oh, oops UH, Don't look at just what happened the game-oh
HEUG, Oh, Oh-ch Oh, oops UH, Don't look at just what happened the game-oh

*Pauses* Ahhhhhh.
*Pauses* Ahhhhhh.

So, yeah.
So, yeah.

I don't know what this has to do with being loved,
I don't know what this has to do with being loved,

But, I have no idea.
But, I have no idea.

Touch the statue, I will forgive you...
Touch the statue, I will forgive you...

How about no?
How about no?

When the first time I played the Stanley Parable I said "no" a lot, too.
When the first time I played the Stanley Parable I said "no" a lot, too.

Oh geez, *chuckle*
Oh geez, *chuckle*

I'm a disappointment! But I don't wanna be!
I'm a disappointment! But I don't wanna be!

Ooh- ah! Shit!
Ooh- ah! Shit!

Okay...
Okay...

I got neither praise nor admonishment, so I'm gonna assume that was okay.
I got neither praise nor admonishment, so I'm gonna assume that was okay.

Alrighty then... Travel the lower path..
Alrighty then... Travel the lower path..

*laughs* Well, the lower path seems to be filled with death...
*laughs* Well, the lower path seems to be filled with death...

Aww geez... I'm disgusting, ugly, and a disappointment... Boy I sure do feel loved.
Aww geez... I'm disgusting, ugly, and a disappointment... Boy I sure do feel loved.

*Laughing* Oh man... Oh I feel loved. Okay.
*Laughing* Oh man... Oh I feel loved. Okay.

So what- uh. Whatever.
So what- uh. Whatever.

Ah shit!
Ah shit!

Oh ge- *realization* Oh! I should've touched the thing!
Oh ge- *realization* Oh! I should've touched the thing!

Oh I'm an idiot! Well, I'm not gonna go the lower path this time...
Oh I'm an idiot! Well, I'm not gonna go the lower path this time...

My desire to be loved shall not outweigh my lazi- Ah shit.
My desire to be loved shall not outweigh my lazi- Ah shit.

Well, it's a good thing I- yeah, thank you.
Well, it's a good thing I- yeah, thank you.

Alright... God Dammit! I am an idiot.
Alright... God Dammit! I am an idiot.

Yeah you better spit me out the wrong way... I- oh come on!
Yeah you better spit me out the wrong way... I- oh come on!

Why is this so hard to do? I'm just trying to thread this needle here...
Why is this so hard to do? I'm just trying to thread this needle here...

Oh you sack of tits! I'm not doing this on purpose!
Oh you sack of tits! I'm not doing this on purpose!

Okay... We're gonna, by little increments of minutia... Okay.
Okay... We're gonna, by little increments of minutia... Okay.

*Deep breath*
*Deep breath*

The problem is, whenever I play these platformer- type games, I'm always in a hurry.
The problem is, whenever I play these platformer- type games, I'm always in a hurry.

And I don't know why- "Throw yourself into the barbs?"
And I don't know why- "Throw yourself into the barbs?"

Why would you want that?
Why would you want that?

That seems like a bad thing.
That seems like a bad thing.

I don't need to be loved that badly.
I don't need to be loved that badly.

Oh, you're disappointed in me! Who ca- oh.
Oh, you're disappointed in me! Who ca- oh.

What is that?
What is that?

*startled/confused* Do I own your body or your mind?
*startled/confused* Do I own your body or your mind?

How about neither?
How about neither?

*Sounds of disgust*
*Sounds of disgust*

Well, I guess, isn't there a famous quote?
Well, I guess, isn't there a famous quote?

That you can take my body but you'll never take my mind or break my wi- I don't know.
That you can take my body but you'll never take my mind or break my wi- I don't know.

The body? *More sounds of disgust*
The body? *More sounds of disgust*

*Laughs* Dance for me. Okay!
*Laughs* Dance for me. Okay!

*Begins singing an unidentifiable tune* - Oh God, I'm supposed to disobey.
*Begins singing an unidentifiable tune* - Oh God, I'm supposed to disobey.

How am I supposed to dance? Can I touch this?
How am I supposed to dance? Can I touch this?

Is that dancing? Uh-oh.
Is that dancing? Uh-oh.

I don't know. Oh- things are getting really, wonky on the... uh... color-pixelated stylings of this.
I don't know. Oh- things are getting really, wonky on the... uh... color-pixelated stylings of this.

*Noises akin to throat singing*
*Noises akin to throat singing*

Okay. *More noises*
Okay. *More noises*

Gotta watch out for this!
Gotta watch out for this!

*Again, the noises continue*
*Again, the noises continue*

Do not move, how about screw you?
Do not move, how about screw you?

I'm disgusting... ah... oh... that was cheap.
I'm disgusting... ah... oh... that was cheap.

You're cheap.
You're cheap.

Ah- this is gonna take forever. I'm not good at chang- oh!
Ah- this is gonna take forever. I'm not good at chang- oh!

I take that all back, I- I- *Noises of uncertianty* I am the best.
I take that all back, I- I- *Noises of uncertianty* I am the best.

Okay... Do not touch the statue. Well screw you! That's me! Little miss disappointment.
Okay... Do not touch the statue. Well screw you! That's me! Little miss disappointment.

I know, I know.
I know, I know.

Oh God, what am I- woah. Is that coming after me?
Oh God, what am I- woah. Is that coming after me?

Hey! Back off! Stranger danger!
Hey! Back off! Stranger danger!

Oh geez, it's getting- it's getting bad in here.
Oh geez, it's getting- it's getting bad in here.

*Strange noise*
*Strange noise*

Oh, I slammed groin-first into it.
Oh, I slammed groin-first into it.

Did it shake and spit me back out? Did I see that right?
Did it shake and spit me back out? Did I see that right?

*Melodically* Oh noooo!
*Melodically* Oh noooo!

Oh God- race against the clock.
Oh God- race against the clock.

I'm not stressed enough for this.
I'm not stressed enough for this.

I'm really curious as to why- oh, that's a biggen.
I'm really curious as to why- oh, that's a biggen.

Oh it's a- ahh! Come on!
Oh it's a- ahh! Come on!

Ohh! It's so far back!
Ohh! It's so far back!

God dammit! Okay...
God dammit! Okay...

Get serious here, I'm trying to make jokes and I'm not actually thinking about this properly.
Get serious here, I'm trying to make jokes and I'm not actually thinking about this properly.

Actually, I wasn't even making a joke then! I was actually trying to contemplate the world and what's going on in here.
Actually, I wasn't even making a joke then! I was actually trying to contemplate the world and what's going on in here.

And then I- And then I saw a big one and I- oh, it wasn't even coming towards me!
And then I- And then I saw a big one and I- oh, it wasn't even coming towards me!

It was- it was- it was a stationary one! I panicked for nothing!
It was- it was- it was a stationary one! I panicked for nothing!

Ah geez... *noises of exertion*
Ah geez... *noises of exertion*

Okay... soon we will see each other...
Okay... soon we will see each other...

Well I have a funny feeling it's not going to be a happy re- oh.
Well I have a funny feeling it's not going to be a happy re- oh.

Are you excited? Or frightened?
Are you excited? Or frightened?

Well I don't know if this makes a damn difference!
Well I don't know if this makes a damn difference!

How about... exfrighted?
How about... exfrighted?

How about... *tries other combinations of excited and frightened*
How about... *tries other combinations of excited and frightened*

Excited!
Excited!

... So am I... ooh... I- uh... woo.
... So am I... ooh... I- uh... woo.

Is that some kink I hear in your voice?
Is that some kink I hear in your voice?

Do not fail.
Do not fail.

Uh... *laughs* shit.
Uh... *laughs* shit.

I tripped and I fell *laughing*
I tripped and I fell *laughing*

What can I do?
What can I do?

Do not fail...
Do not fail...

Ah! Again with the failure!
Ah! Again with the failure!

How am I supposed to be able to do this... and disobey?
How am I supposed to be able to do this... and disobey?

Maybe I shouldn't have hit "excited"...
Maybe I shouldn't have hit "excited"...

Maybe I should've hit frightened... I don't know.
Maybe I should've hit frightened... I don't know.

I don't know if anything would've made a difference there.
I don't know if anything would've made a difference there.

I don't know... like... ahhh! Come on!
I don't know... like... ahhh! Come on!

I don't know how many endings are in this game.
I don't know how many endings are in this game.

Woo geez... Woo geez! Hoo! Oh! Hey!
Woo geez... Woo geez! Hoo! Oh! Hey!

Hey friends! Woah! Okay! Goodbye!
Hey friends! Woah! Okay! Goodbye!

See ya... See you guys... Weeee!
See ya... See you guys... Weeee!

I did it!
I did it!

I *chuckles* did it!
I *chuckles* did it!

I- oh. Why do you hate me? Uhh...
I- oh. Why do you hate me? Uhh...

I don't know... I loved you. I- I- I don't think so.
I don't know... I loved you. I- I- I don't think so.

Where will you go? Will you be close to me?
Where will you go? Will you be close to me?

Uhh... I gotta- I've got an appointment...
Uhh... I gotta- I've got an appointment...

I beg you to stay?
I beg you to stay?

Man, you don't call someone ugly and disgusting and expect them to stay!
Man, you don't call someone ugly and disgusting and expect them to stay!

At least, I don't.
At least, I don't.

Ohh... this is weird.
Ohh... this is weird.

This is getting weird.
This is getting weird.

Oh!
Oh!

O- Oh!
O- Oh!

Okay, that's the end then.
Okay, that's the end then.

Alrighty...*laughs* I guess...
Alrighty...*laughs* I guess...

I guess in the logical sense of it, if I left, then I just left! Holy crap.
I guess in the logical sense of it, if I left, then I just left! Holy crap.

Okay, let me try this again...and I'm going to...
Okay, let me try this again...and I'm going to...

Do it a different way. *proudly* I'm a woman!
Do it a different way. *proudly* I'm a woman!

I'm a strooong independent woman!
I'm a strooong independent woman!

I'm a boy. Oh.
I'm a boy. Oh.

Well we're off to a killer start here, will I teach you how to play? How about not?
Well we're off to a killer start here, will I teach you how to play? How about not?

You will fail. Well, I've already been through that before, so I think I'm gonna be okay.
You will fail. Well, I've already been through that before, so I think I'm gonna be okay.

But this time, I'm rearing and ready to obey.
But this time, I'm rearing and ready to obey.

Mmm'kay. Jump over that pit of- oh!
Mmm'kay. Jump over that pit of- oh!

Oh!
Oh!

It was a pit of barbs...
It was a pit of barbs...

He wasn't lying to me...
He wasn't lying to me...

Statue? I will forgive you?
Statue? I will forgive you?

Thank you!
Thank you!

*Chuckle* I'm a good boy!
*Chuckle* I'm a good boy!

Oh, that's so cool!
Oh, that's so cool!

Oh, that's so cool!
Oh, that's so cool!

Oh, wow, like, legitimately...
Oh, wow, like, legitimately...

Travel the lower path... okay...
Travel the lower path... okay...

I had no idea!
I had no idea!

I didn't even know that's what was happening! I didn't know...I didn't know that the world was... devolving like that.
I didn't even know that's what was happening! I didn't know...I didn't know that the world was... devolving like that.

Oh!
Oh!

*Laughs* That's legitimately really cool!
*Laughs* That's legitimately really cool!

Eah!
Eah!

Aw man... Oh... this is the part that vexed me before...
Aw man... Oh... this is the part that vexed me before...

But I'm okay... Ahh! Oh! I got vexed!
But I'm okay... Ahh! Oh! I got vexed!

They vexed all over me!
They vexed all over me!

Make it through, make it through, yeah, there we go. *Strange noises*
Make it through, make it through, yeah, there we go. *Strange noises*

There we go.
There we go.

Throw yourself into the barbs... Okay this is where I kinda question things but okay!
Throw yourself into the barbs... Okay this is where I kinda question things but okay!

I'm a good boy! That me! It that good boy!
I'm a good boy! That me! It that good boy!

Oh... Oh that's so cool!
Oh... Oh that's so cool!

To go by the old Markiplier cliche, that's so cool!
To go by the old Markiplier cliche, that's so cool!

Oh, that's awesome!
Oh, that's awesome!

Oh, that's awesome!
Oh, that's awesome!

Do I own your body or mind? How about the mind? Can't beat this sexiness.
Do I own your body or mind? How about the mind? Can't beat this sexiness.

Beg for me.
Beg for me.

Again, this doesn't feel a whole lot like love...
Again, this doesn't feel a whole lot like love...

But uh... what do I know?
But uh... what do I know?

I'm just an a-amo-amorphous blob.
I'm just an a-amo-amorphous blob.

Is like the end of this once I get through all of this, am I gonna be like the last one that gets detail?
Is like the end of this once I get through all of this, am I gonna be like the last one that gets detail?

Because I seem to be like a shadow...
Because I seem to be like a shadow...

So it would make sense that there's something going on here.
So it would make sense that there's something going on here.

How do... I'm not moving!
How do... I'm not moving!

How can I beg if I cannot move?
How can I beg if I cannot move?

How can I dance if I cannot move?
How can I dance if I cannot move?

I'm a good boy, you just needed to wait for me to load in the game.
I'm a good boy, you just needed to wait for me to load in the game.

*Sounds of panic*
*Sounds of panic*

Ohh, I made it
Ohh, I made it

*More unintelligible sounds*
*More unintelligible sounds*

Okay, I made it.
Okay, I made it.

Do not touch the statue. You got it, bub!
Do not touch the statue. You got it, bub!

Ready to please, bub!
Ready to please, bub!

Ooh, how about this statue? Good boy.
Ooh, how about this statue? Good boy.

That me. It that good boy.
That me. It that good boy.

Okay... man, this is a... this looks a lot nicer...
Okay... man, this is a... this looks a lot nicer...

Now that it's- ugh, I did the same thing again, I slapped my balls across that spike!
Now that it's- ugh, I did the same thing again, I slapped my balls across that spike!

Owie!
Owie!

Are those- Are those eyes and a mouth in the walls there? I'd like to think they're not, but...
Are those- Are those eyes and a mouth in the walls there? I'd like to think they're not, but...

I can't help shake the feeling that they is...
I can't help shake the feeling that they is...

Yerp... Yerp... Oupp!
Yerp... Yerp... Oupp!

*Strange sounds*
*Strange sounds*

Alright! Soon we will see each other.
Alright! Soon we will see each other.

*Deep breath*
*Deep breath*

Are you excited? Or frightened?
Are you excited? Or frightened?

I'm... pretty frightened...
I'm... pretty frightened...

Then it will only be more enjoyable. For me or you?
Then it will only be more enjoyable. For me or you?

What does that mean? That's... that's weird.
What does that mean? That's... that's weird.

Still kinky, but weird.
Still kinky, but weird.

I will not fail.
I will not fail.

I will *not* fail. Woah, I almost failed.
I will *not* fail. Woah, I almost failed.

Oh, I'm an idiot. I almost failed.
Oh, I'm an idiot. I almost failed.

*Strange noises*
*Strange noises*

Okay..
Okay..

Don't fail, don't fail. Don't mess up, don't mess up.
Don't fail, don't fail. Don't mess up, don't mess up.

Okay. Don't mess up. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
Okay. Don't mess up. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.

I did it! I did it! I did it! Yeah! I did it!
I did it! I did it! I did it! Yeah! I did it!

Okay, cool!
Okay, cool!

I'm so happy that you are mine.
I'm so happy that you are mine.

Yay! What are you? Who are you?
Yay! What are you? Who are you?

Are you a boy, or a girl? I'm a good boy!
Are you a boy, or a girl? I'm a good boy!

I'm a good boy!
I'm a good boy!

I'm a- oh!
I'm a- oh!

I'm a man!
I'm a man!

I'm a man! Oh! I loved you always!
I'm a man! Oh! I loved you always!

Oh! There's more! Oh, there's more.
Oh! There's more! Oh, there's more.

Oh, more trials and tribulations for me to endure.
Oh, more trials and tribulations for me to endure.

Ooh, what is that?
Ooh, what is that?

What is this? *gasp*
What is this? *gasp*

What does this mean? What does that mean? What does that mean? What does that mean? What does that mean?
What does this mean? What does that mean? What does that mean? What does that mean? What does that mean?

I don't know what that means. Oh...
I don't know what that means. Oh...

I like that! I like that. I like that a lot. That is cool.
I like that! I like that. I like that a lot. That is cool.

That. Is legitimately cool.
That. Is legitimately cool.

There's a lot of, like, questionable elements about it, like, who was that person? Who was I?
There's a lot of, like, questionable elements about it, like, who was that person? Who was I?

Was that my inner monologue? Was that maybe the thoughts inside my head?
Was that my inner monologue? Was that maybe the thoughts inside my head?

Was it another situation like the park where I made up the environment in my own mind...?
Was it another situation like the park where I made up the environment in my own mind...?

And the only thing I was running away from was myself? Not to get all existential about it, but I'm just kinda spitting out ideas here and there.
And the only thing I was running away from was myself? Not to get all existential about it, but I'm just kinda spitting out ideas here and there.

But that was cool. That was legitimately cool. Okay.
But that was cool. That was legitimately cool. Okay.

I'll put a link down in the description below if you find anything else in this game, maybe there's more than just two endings to this...
I'll put a link down in the description below if you find anything else in this game, maybe there's more than just two endings to this...

Maybe there's, like, a middle road there, but either way...
Maybe there's, like, a middle road there, but either way...

Thank you all so much for watching, and as always, I will see you in the next video. Bye-bye!
Thank you all so much for watching, and as always, I will see you in the next video. Bye-bye!