I'm awkward
I'm awkward

I try really hard not to be
I try really hard not to be

And sometimes I feel like I'm getting better.
And sometimes I feel like I'm getting better.

But I'd say 70% of the time
But I'd say 70% of the time

My social skills are very below par, whyyy?
My social skills are very below par, whyyy?

It's like my brain just randomly decides
It's like my brain just randomly decides

''Hey yeah, see that person over there?''
''Hey yeah, see that person over there?''

''Ok so here's the plan''
''Ok so here's the plan''

''You're gonna walk over there''
''You're gonna walk over there''

''Everything gonna be fine for like 2 minutes''
''Everything gonna be fine for like 2 minutes''

''And then you're gonna say something completely stupid''
''And then you're gonna say something completely stupid''

''And then cringe about it for the next 4 years''
''And then cringe about it for the next 4 years''

''Ready? Now go!''
''Ready? Now go!''

I don't really have a point of this video
I don't really have a point of this video

I kinda just want to tell you guys a bunch of funny stories
I kinda just want to tell you guys a bunch of funny stories

I look back and facepalm that
I look back and facepalm that

Because I can get so socially awkward at times
Because I can get so socially awkward at times

It just happens randomly
It just happens randomly

And I never see it coming which scares me
And I never see it coming which scares me

Like everything's fine and all of a sudden
Like everything's fine and all of a sudden

I'm hit with this wave of not knowing how to interact with people
I'm hit with this wave of not knowing how to interact with people

Like boosh!
Like boosh!

*giggles*
*giggles*

Ok so this one time
Ok so this one time

I was at a tennis match with this one girl from another school
I was at a tennis match with this one girl from another school

And we were walking over to the court to play
And we were walking over to the court to play

But it was kind of a long walk
But it was kind of a long walk

And I didn't want it to be like this extended awkward silence and weird tension
And I didn't want it to be like this extended awkward silence and weird tension

So I decided to try and make a little bit of small talk
So I decided to try and make a little bit of small talk

sighs
sighs

I'm absolute garbage at small talk by the way
I'm absolute garbage at small talk by the way

So if you ever meet me you have to carry that job for the both of us
So if you ever meet me you have to carry that job for the both of us

Just a warning
Just a warning

So I kinda started a small conversation
So I kinda started a small conversation

Jaiden: So are you in your senior year?
Jaiden: So are you in your senior year?

Girl: No I'm in grade 10.
Girl: No I'm in grade 10.

Jaiden: Oh! You're really tall for being in grade 10.
Jaiden: Oh! You're really tall for being in grade 10.

pauses
pauses

She didn't really say much after that
She didn't really say much after that

So I automatically thought I somehow offended her
So I automatically thought I somehow offended her

By calling her tall or something like that
By calling her tall or something like that

My brain was like '' Oh my God Jaiden!''
My brain was like '' Oh my God Jaiden!''

''How could you call her tall?!''
''How could you call her tall?!''

'' I can't believe you would offend her so badly!''
'' I can't believe you would offend her so badly!''

'' You have to say something to make it up right now or else
'' You have to say something to make it up right now or else

she'll be scarred for life because she's too tall!''
she'll be scarred for life because she's too tall!''

So I just blurted out,
So I just blurted out,

Jaiden: Oh! But you're really pretty too!
Jaiden: Oh! But you're really pretty too!

Girl: Uh....
Girl: Uh....

Yep I freaked her out laughs
Yep I freaked her out laughs

It was meant to be like a compliment or something I dunno
It was meant to be like a compliment or something I dunno

But it came out really weird for some reason
But it came out really weird for some reason

And she probably thought I was like just a flustered lesbian or something
And she probably thought I was like just a flustered lesbian or something

Not that being a lesbian is a bad thing
Not that being a lesbian is a bad thing

And then it was an awkward silence for the rest of the walk anyway!
And then it was an awkward silence for the rest of the walk anyway!

Which is exactly what I was trying to prevent in the first place
Which is exactly what I was trying to prevent in the first place

So yeah I didn't even stop that from happening chuckles
So yeah I didn't even stop that from happening chuckles

Another time I was at the school dining hall with a bunch of friends
Another time I was at the school dining hall with a bunch of friends

And they were talking about something I didn't really relate to
And they were talking about something I didn't really relate to

And I couldn't contribute much to the conversation
And I couldn't contribute much to the conversation

So I started just zoning out
So I started just zoning out

You know when you start staring into space
You know when you start staring into space

And just get lost in your thoughts
And just get lost in your thoughts

Yeah
Yeah

So I was doing that for a while
So I was doing that for a while

And I snapped back to see this rando guy across the room
And I snapped back to see this rando guy across the room

Uncomfortably waving at me
Uncomfortably waving at me

Turns out as I was completely lost in my own mind
Turns out as I was completely lost in my own mind

I was dead beat staring at this poor guy the whole time without even realizing it
I was dead beat staring at this poor guy the whole time without even realizing it

I don't even know how long I was doing it for
I don't even know how long I was doing it for

Apparently long enough for him to feel like he needed to wave at me
Apparently long enough for him to feel like he needed to wave at me

And it wasn't like a little friendly wave it was a.....
And it wasn't like a little friendly wave it was a.....

''Oh my God why is this chick glaring at me so intensely
''Oh my God why is this chick glaring at me so intensely

I need to do something..
I need to do something..

Wave.''
Wave.''

And I was like
And I was like

Crap *laughs*
Crap *laughs*

This is awkward what do I even do
This is awkward what do I even do

I can't just go over and explain
I can't just go over and explain

Jaiden: Oh! I wasn't intentionally staring at you directly in the eyes
Jaiden: Oh! I wasn't intentionally staring at you directly in the eyes

For a socially unacceptable amount of time
For a socially unacceptable amount of time

In fact I wasn't even staring at anything
In fact I wasn't even staring at anything

I was blind in that period of time
I was blind in that period of time

Because I was lost in the depths of my subconcious
Because I was lost in the depths of my subconcious

Don't worry
Don't worry

I couldn't do anything
I couldn't do anything

So I kinda just like looked away
So I kinda just like looked away

And like stood in embarrassment for the rest of the day
And like stood in embarrassment for the rest of the day

And then there was this one incident
And then there was this one incident

Where I was at this ''fancy restaurant''
Where I was at this ''fancy restaurant''

Heh
Heh

You already know this story going down real fast
You already know this story going down real fast

So I was at this restaurant
So I was at this restaurant

And I had my order in my head
And I had my order in my head

I always do that
I always do that

The ''repeat what I'm gonna say in my head a million times
The ''repeat what I'm gonna say in my head a million times

So I don't mess up when the waiter asks me'' trick
So I don't mess up when the waiter asks me'' trick

I just feel like if I take too long ordering
I just feel like if I take too long ordering

Everyone's gonna automatically get annoyed
Everyone's gonna automatically get annoyed

At how I'm holding everything up
At how I'm holding everything up

Even though it literally doesn't take any time at all and no one cares
Even though it literally doesn't take any time at all and no one cares

So the waiter got to me and I was freaking prepared
So the waiter got to me and I was freaking prepared

Waiter:'' Hello miss! What can I get you today?''
Waiter:'' Hello miss! What can I get you today?''

Jaiden: Hello! Can I get just get the penne pasta with tomato sauce please
Jaiden: Hello! Can I get just get the penne pasta with tomato sauce please

That is literally word for word what I said
That is literally word for word what I said

It was one of the simplest dishes on their crazy fancy menu
It was one of the simplest dishes on their crazy fancy menu

Compared to like the freakin' mumbo jumbo
Compared to like the freakin' mumbo jumbo

Like ginger glazed Mahi Mahi fancy fromage a blanc
Like ginger glazed Mahi Mahi fancy fromage a blanc

Or ''golden competta scapollo benne fenne bon' appetite sautéed in ketchup ratatouille''
Or ''golden competta scapollo benne fenne bon' appetite sautéed in ketchup ratatouille''

But for some reason he was confused by my overly complicated order and asked
But for some reason he was confused by my overly complicated order and asked

Waiter: Oh! Do you mean the four cheese pasta dish
Waiter: Oh! Do you mean the four cheese pasta dish

With sundried tomato sauce and basil?
With sundried tomato sauce and basil?

Jaiden: (in her mind) Uh...no
Jaiden: (in her mind) Uh...no

Jaiden: Yes
Jaiden: Yes

*sighs*
*sighs*

Don't get me wrong it was good
Don't get me wrong it was good

But freakin' *giggles*
But freakin' *giggles*

I felt like would've come off as rude for some reason to correct him
I felt like would've come off as rude for some reason to correct him

Which is absolutely ridiculous
Which is absolutely ridiculous

Because he doesn't care what I eat
Because he doesn't care what I eat

It doesn't effect him in his life
It doesn't effect him in his life

And...by the way how in the world did he get
And...by the way how in the world did he get

Sun-dried pesto five cheese pasta whatever basil
Sun-dried pesto five cheese pasta whatever basil

From penne with tomato sauce
From penne with tomato sauce

I guess he knew what I wanted more than I did apparently
I guess he knew what I wanted more than I did apparently

Well those were like three little stories I wanted to share with you guys
Well those were like three little stories I wanted to share with you guys

Just cuz' I thought they were funny and I think you enjoyed them
Just cuz' I thought they were funny and I think you enjoyed them

They're all a bit too short to make separate whole videos out of so yeah..
They're all a bit too short to make separate whole videos out of so yeah..

Unfortunately I have a bunch more little cringe inducing
Unfortunately I have a bunch more little cringe inducing

Stories like these..so if you want me to tell you more in the future
Stories like these..so if you want me to tell you more in the future

I don't know like a part two or something
I don't know like a part two or something

Just let me know and yeah
Just let me know and yeah

If you enjoyed them make sure you share them with your friends
If you enjoyed them make sure you share them with your friends

Or I don't know share some of your own little stories
Or I don't know share some of your own little stories

In the comments and stuff
In the comments and stuff

But anyway thank you for listening to my little stories
But anyway thank you for listening to my little stories

Hopefully you enjoyed
Hopefully you enjoyed

And I'll see you later
And I'll see you later

Byeeeeeeee!!
Byeeeeeeee!!

BlackSen: Oh! You mean the four cheese pasta dish
BlackSen: Oh! You mean the four cheese pasta dish

With sundried tomato sauce and BASIL!!!
With sundried tomato sauce and BASIL!!!

BlackSen: Oh! You mean the four cheese pasta dish with
BlackSen: Oh! You mean the four cheese pasta dish with

Sundried tomato sauce, basil, oregano, deep-fried, with a gluten-free
Sundried tomato sauce, basil, oregano, deep-fried, with a gluten-free

Spinach sautéed with cranberry oil with 19 different kinds of peppers
Spinach sautéed with cranberry oil with 19 different kinds of peppers

and filtered through the Kool-Aid Man
and filtered through the Kool-Aid Man

And then leaves you right in the middle of dinner!!
And then leaves you right in the middle of dinner!!

*sobs uncontrollably*
*sobs uncontrollably*

With a side of alphabet noodles!!
With a side of alphabet noodles!!

BlackSen: I have no idea.......
BlackSen: I have no idea.......