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  • 00:05

    Hello candidates
    Hello candidates

  • 00:07

    Welcome to the 2020 Parenting Qualification exam
    Welcome to the 2020 Parenting Qualification exam

  • 00:10

    This is a simple exam
    This is a simple exam

  • 00:11

    Candidates will be granted a parent's certificate if you pass the exam.
    Candidates will be granted a parent's certificate if you pass the exam.

  • 00:14

    You may proceed to having a baby upon passing the exam.
    You may proceed to having a baby upon passing the exam.

  • 00:15

    It's as simple as that.
    It's as simple as that.

  • 00:17

    You need a certificate to have a baby?
    You need a certificate to have a baby?

  • 00:19

    so speechless
    so speechless

  • 00:21

    Dude, this is just your first exam
    Dude, this is just your first exam

  • 00:23

    This is my fifth time taking the exam
    This is my fifth time taking the exam

  • 00:25

    I even enrolled myself to a exam preparation class
    I even enrolled myself to a exam preparation class

  • 00:28

    It costs more than IELTS. Such a rip off.
    It costs more than IELTS. Such a rip off.

  • 00:31

    Is it really that hard?
    Is it really that hard?

  • 00:33

    Exam Starts
    Exam Starts

  • 00:36

    Who will take care of the baby
    Who will take care of the baby

  • 00:39

    of course the grandparents
    of course the grandparents

  • 00:41

    we (parents) are too busy working
    we (parents) are too busy working

  • 00:42

    we will take care of the baby ourselves if we got time
    we will take care of the baby ourselves if we got time

  • 00:43

    Everyone does that
    Everyone does that

  • 00:45

    Score: 0
    Score: 0

  • 00:47

    Why you give me a 0. Are you expecting us to quit our jobs and stop making money?
    Why you give me a 0. Are you expecting us to quit our jobs and stop making money?

  • 00:50

    We simply don't have time to take care of a baby.
    We simply don't have time to take care of a baby.

  • 00:52

    Ridiculous
    Ridiculous

  • 00:54

    How about you( another candidate)?
    How about you( another candidate)?

  • 00:56

    I've been asked this question before. Piece of cake.
    I've been asked this question before. Piece of cake.

  • 00:59

    Here is my thought on this question
    Here is my thought on this question

  • 01:00

    I am a freelancer. I have time to take care of the baby.
    I am a freelancer. I have time to take care of the baby.

  • 01:03

    Me and my wife can both take care of the baby on weekends.
    Me and my wife can both take care of the baby on weekends.

  • 01:07

    Score: 10
    Score: 10

  • 01:14

    If kids from your relatives want to visit you
    If kids from your relatives want to visit you

  • 01:16

    and play with your kid's toy.
    and play with your kid's toy.

  • 01:18

    what would you do?
    what would you do?

  • 01:19

    Guests are guests. I will be polite
    Guests are guests. I will be polite

  • 01:23

    Doesn't it seem petty if we don't let them play some toys
    Doesn't it seem petty if we don't let them play some toys

  • 01:25

    Just playing with some toys. It won't hurt.
    Just playing with some toys. It won't hurt.

  • 01:27

    Score: 0
    Score: 0

  • 01:28

    Hey. Why?
    Hey. Why?

  • 01:31

    If we don't share toys, our relatives gonna talk.
    If we don't share toys, our relatives gonna talk.

  • 01:35

    whisper: what does he know
    whisper: what does he know

  • 01:38

    what's your opinion on this?
    what's your opinion on this?

  • 01:40

    In my opinion, toys belong to my kid.
    In my opinion, toys belong to my kid.

  • 01:43

    I will get my kid's permission first before letting other kids play with his/her toys
    I will get my kid's permission first before letting other kids play with his/her toys

  • 01:49

    score: 10
    score: 10

  • 01:50

    The exam preparation class really paid off
    The exam preparation class really paid off

  • 01:53

    Which university you wish your kid to attend in the future
    Which university you wish your kid to attend in the future

  • 01:56

    University?
    University?

  • 01:57

    I have low expectations. At least some 985 or 211 universities
    I have low expectations. At least some 985 or 211 universities

  • 01:59

    Otherwise, I don't even have the guts to answer questions on Zhihu
    Otherwise, I don't even have the guts to answer questions on Zhihu

  • 02:01

    People who post answers at least have a kid attend UCLA
    People who post answers at least have a kid attend UCLA

  • 02:03

    If my kid got into some random college, I would have to cancel my zhihu account
    If my kid got into some random college, I would have to cancel my zhihu account

  • 02:07

    Score:0
    Score:0

  • 02:08

    Oh god, this is a trick question
    Oh god, this is a trick question

  • 02:10

    It doesn't matter what I think.
    It doesn't matter what I think.

  • 02:12

    My kid's opinion matters the most. I will repsect his/her choices.
    My kid's opinion matters the most. I will repsect his/her choices.

  • 02:17

    score:10
    score:10

  • 02:18

    If all the kids in your kid's class attended extracurricular classes,
    If all the kids in your kid's class attended extracurricular classes,

  • 02:21

    will you sign your kid up as well?
    will you sign your kid up as well?

  • 02:22

    let's get real here
    let's get real here

  • 02:25

    If all other kids signed up expect mine,
    If all other kids signed up expect mine,

  • 02:27

    we are alienating ourself
    we are alienating ourself

  • 02:29

    I want my kid to fit in.
    I want my kid to fit in.

  • 02:32

    Score: 5
    Score: 5

  • 02:33

    I will only sign up for my kid if he/she is interested.
    I will only sign up for my kid if he/she is interested.

  • 02:38

    I wouldn't sign up because other kids are signed up
    I wouldn't sign up because other kids are signed up

  • 02:41

    I will also let my kid understand, extracurricular classes are only for hobbies, not vanity
    I will also let my kid understand, extracurricular classes are only for hobbies, not vanity

  • 02:45

    I think he will understand
    I think he will understand

  • 02:47

    Score: 10
    Score: 10

  • 02:49

    If you have to relocate for your job for a while
    If you have to relocate for your job for a while

  • 02:52

    How you gonna take care of your baby?
    How you gonna take care of your baby?

  • 02:54

    Relocating? If it's temporary like within a year,
    Relocating? If it's temporary like within a year,

  • 02:58

    I think family and relatives can help.
    I think family and relatives can help.

  • 03:02

    This way, it won't hurt the kid's grades
    This way, it won't hurt the kid's grades

  • 03:04

    If I am relocating for a long time, I will definitely take my kid with me
    If I am relocating for a long time, I will definitely take my kid with me

  • 03:06

    Score: 6
    Score: 6

  • 03:07

    Upbringing is critical for kids
    Upbringing is critical for kids

  • 03:10

    I will take my kid with me no matter how inconvenient it's gonna be for his/her study
    I will take my kid with me no matter how inconvenient it's gonna be for his/her study

  • 03:13

    Being around parents is better for a kid's emotional development.
    Being around parents is better for a kid's emotional development.

  • 03:17

    This is more important than studying
    This is more important than studying

  • 03:19

    Score:10
    Score:10

  • 03:20

    If you are going to have a second child,
    If you are going to have a second child,

  • 03:22

    how are you going to dealing with the relationship between 2 children?
    how are you going to dealing with the relationship between 2 children?

  • 03:25

    That's easy
    That's easy

  • 03:25

    I think younger kids should come first
    I think younger kids should come first

  • 03:28

    Because younger kids are not as smart or strong compare to older kids
    Because younger kids are not as smart or strong compare to older kids

  • 03:32

    Older siblings should share more.
    Older siblings should share more.

  • 03:35

    Score: 0
    Score: 0

  • 03:36

    I think that I will spend more time with the second child, because he/she is younger.
    I think that I will spend more time with the second child, because he/she is younger.

  • 03:40

    But I will use my actions and words to show my first born that I love them equally
    But I will use my actions and words to show my first born that I love them equally

  • 03:45

    and I will treat them equally when it comes down to principles
    and I will treat them equally when it comes down to principles

  • 03:48

    Score:10
    Score:10

  • 03:50

    If your kids are invited to a sleepover by their teachers or relatives
    If your kids are invited to a sleepover by their teachers or relatives

  • 03:53

    what would you do?
    what would you do?

  • 03:55

    I am fine with it as long as the teachers or relatives are trustworthy
    I am fine with it as long as the teachers or relatives are trustworthy

  • 03:58

    Otherwise, I wouldn't let my kids go.
    Otherwise, I wouldn't let my kids go.

  • 04:00

    Score: 6
    Score: 6

  • 04:01

    I wouldn't allow my kids to sleepover at anyone's house
    I wouldn't allow my kids to sleepover at anyone's house

  • 04:04

    Because child sexual assault happens quite frequently
    Because child sexual assault happens quite frequently

  • 04:07

    I wouldn't let my kids take any risk
    I wouldn't let my kids take any risk

  • 04:11

    Score: 10
    Score: 10

  • 04:13

    What kind of career you wish your kids to pursue in the future?
    What kind of career you wish your kids to pursue in the future?

  • 04:15

    That's easy
    That's easy

  • 04:17

    be a civil servant (work for the government), a teacher or a doctor.
    be a civil servant (work for the government), a teacher or a doctor.

  • 04:20

    It's gonna be a comfortable life for the kid
    It's gonna be a comfortable life for the kid

  • 04:22

    Score: 0
    Score: 0

  • 04:23

    I will let my kid choose his/her own profession
    I will let my kid choose his/her own profession

  • 04:26

    as long as they can face their own choices and be responsible
    as long as they can face their own choices and be responsible

  • 04:29

    Score: 10
    Score: 10

  • 04:30

    If your marriage fell apart in the future and you absolutely hate each other's guts,
    If your marriage fell apart in the future and you absolutely hate each other's guts,

  • 04:35

    how you are going to deal with your kids
    how you are going to deal with your kids

  • 04:36

    I will pretend everything is fine for the sake of the child
    I will pretend everything is fine for the sake of the child

  • 04:39

    What if you guys fight everyday and smash things around
    What if you guys fight everyday and smash things around

  • 04:42

    Anything is better than getting a divorce
    Anything is better than getting a divorce

  • 04:44

    Divorce has a very bad influence on kids
    Divorce has a very bad influence on kids

  • 04:46

    I don't want my kids to grow up in this kind of family
    I don't want my kids to grow up in this kind of family

  • 04:49

    Score: 5
    Score: 5

  • 04:50

    I will get divorced
    I will get divorced

  • 04:52

    I know this is unfair to the child
    I know this is unfair to the child

  • 04:54

    but growing up seeing his/her parents fight everyday is even more unfair to the kid
    but growing up seeing his/her parents fight everyday is even more unfair to the kid

  • 05:00

    even the divorce will hurt the kid's pride
    even the divorce will hurt the kid's pride

  • 05:03

    but I will make sure to give my kid more love and care
    but I will make sure to give my kid more love and care

  • 05:05

    Score: 8
    Score: 8

  • 05:10

    Score: 100
    Score: 100

  • 05:10

    Score: 98
    Score: 98

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假如做父母需要考试, 没考过就...If There's a Parenting Exam

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Intro:

Hello candidates. Welcome to the 2020 Parenting Qualification exam. This is a simple exam. Candidates will be granted a parent's certificate if you pass the exam.
You may proceed to having a baby upon passing the exam.
It's as simple as that.. You need a certificate to have a baby?. so speechless. Dude, this is just your first exam. This is my fifth time taking the exam. I even enrolled myself to a exam preparation class. It costs more than IELTS. Such a rip off.. Is it really that hard?. Exam Starts. Who will take care of the baby. of course the grandparents. we (parents) are too busy working. we will take care of the baby ourselves if we got time
Everyone does that. Score: 0.

Video Vocabulary

/prəˈsēd/

verb

begin course of action.

/ˈpasiNG/

adjective noun verb

going past. passage of something. To give a ball to another player in a sport.

/ikˈspekt/

verb

To think or believe something will happen.

/ˈɡran(t)əd/

adverb conjunction exclamation verb

admittedly. even assuming that. Used to say you partly agree with someone. To give or let someone do what they want.

/ou(ə)rˈselvz/

pronoun

(Showing speaker is affected by their own action).

/ˌprepəˈrāSH(ə)n/

noun

Act of making ready for a purpose or activity.

/ˈkwesCH(ə)n/

noun verb

What you ask about; issue. To have or express concerns or uncertainty.

noun verb

official document attesting certain fact. provide with or attest in official document.

/əˈnəT͟Hər/

adjective determiner pronoun

One more, but not this. used to refer to additional person or thing of same type as one. additional person or thing of same type.

/inˈrōl/

verb

To put someone into a group; to register.