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00:00

That guy has long hair, I wonder what band he plays in...
That guy has long hair, I wonder what band he plays in...
00:03

SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
00:04

(singing) I don't want to wait, for our lives to be over.
(singing) I don't want to wait, for our lives to be over.
00:09

Will it be yes o...
Will it be yes o...
00:11

AHHH!!
AHHH!!
00:12

(car screech)
(car screech)
00:14

Spare change Sir?
Spare change Sir?
00:15

Sorry, I don't carry any cash.
Sorry, I don't carry any cash.
00:17

WHAT ABOUT THAT?
WHAT ABOUT THAT?
00:20

How about you get off your lazy ass and go get a real job! (ROAST)
How about you get off your lazy ass and go get a real job! (ROAST)
00:23

This is a real job!
This is a real job!
00:25

I bet I make more money than you.
I bet I make more money than you.
00:27

Yeah? And I bet I have more hair thank you
Yeah? And I bet I have more hair thank you
00:30

and I win that bet cause I'm not a stupid bald idiot (Savage).
and I win that bet cause I'm not a stupid bald idiot (Savage).
00:33

OH SO YOU THINK BALD PEOPLE ARE STUPID HUH?
OH SO YOU THINK BALD PEOPLE ARE STUPID HUH?
00:36

Uh, Yeah!
Uh, Yeah!
00:38

Mark my words!
Mark my words!
00:40

You're gonna rule the day you have said that to me!
You're gonna rule the day you have said that to me!
00:44

Imperio... Crucio! Avada.. Kedavra.....
Imperio... Crucio! Avada.. Kedavra.....
00:50

What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you doing?
00:53

I'm cursin yah.
I'm cursin yah.
00:54

Yeah? Well curse this!
Yeah? Well curse this!
00:57

(screams in pain)
(screams in pain)
00:58

Enjoy your pancake foot you bald idiot!
Enjoy your pancake foot you bald idiot!
01:01

High Score One!
High Score One!
01:03

Bop it! (pulls it instead)
Bop it! (pulls it instead)
01:05

DAMN IT!
DAMN IT!
01:06

(sigh)
(sigh)
01:07

What's wrong man?
What's wrong man?
01:09

I ran some homeless guy over
I ran some homeless guy over
01:11

and got BLOOD all over my car.
and got BLOOD all over my car.
01:13

Oh.. well, you know what always cheer me up after running over homeless people?
Oh.. well, you know what always cheer me up after running over homeless people?
01:18

What?
What?
01:20

SHOOTING THINGS! (HOW???)
SHOOTING THINGS! (HOW???)
01:23

YEAH!
YEAH!
01:24

(shooting and laughing)
(shooting and laughing)
01:30

(groan)
(groan)
01:31

(shooting and laughing)
(shooting and laughing)
01:33

(slow mo) Noooooo!!!!
(slow mo) Noooooo!!!!
01:35

Not the red barrel!
Not the red barrel!
01:40

(slow mo) Why not???
(slow mo) Why not???
01:44

(slow mo) Because everyone knows when you shoot a red barrel
(slow mo) Because everyone knows when you shoot a red barrel
01:50

it EXPLOOOOODES!
it EXPLOOOOODES!
01:54

(slow mo) Well crap, I already pulled the trigger
(slow mo) Well crap, I already pulled the trigger
02:04

Well then why isn't it explo..
Well then why isn't it explo..
02:09

(gunshot)
(gunshot)
02:09

BOOOOOOOOOOM
BOOOOOOOOOOM
02:10

(grunt)
(grunt)
02:19

I have good news, and I have bad news..
I have good news, and I have bad news..
02:21

The good news is...
The good news is...
02:22

you don't have herpes.
you don't have herpes.
02:23

(laughing)
(laughing)
02:28

Okay, bad news is
Okay, bad news is
02:30

the explosion, burned off all of your hair permanently.
the explosion, burned off all of your hair permanently.
02:38

AHHHH!!!!!!
AHHHH!!!!!!
02:47

Hey Anthony, could you step inside my office?
Hey Anthony, could you step inside my office?
02:54

You know I just think being a hooker
You know I just think being a hooker
02:55

is always a viable option.
is always a viable option.
02:57

Alright, talk to you later mom.
Alright, talk to you later mom.
02:59

Yeah, I'm sorry but we're gonna have to let you go.
Yeah, I'm sorry but we're gonna have to let you go.
03:03

It's because of my bald head isn't it?
It's because of my bald head isn't it?
03:05

It's just this restaurant's called bangs for a reason.
It's just this restaurant's called bangs for a reason.
03:08

Even our janitors are expected to have the sexiest bangs in town.
Even our janitors are expected to have the sexiest bangs in town.
03:12

Oh I get it, YOU'RE A RACIST AREN'T YOU? (unexpected assumption)
Oh I get it, YOU'RE A RACIST AREN'T YOU? (unexpected assumption)
03:16

AM NOT!
AM NOT!
03:17

i have... bald friends.
i have... bald friends.
03:19

like who?
like who?
03:21

Uhh.. Vin Diesel,
Uhh.. Vin Diesel,
03:24

Shrek,
Shrek,
03:25

Uh..
Uh..
03:26

Voldemort..
Voldemort..
03:28

I HOPE YOU GET HERPES! (damn!)
I HOPE YOU GET HERPES! (damn!)
03:30

Too late, bitch!
Too late, bitch!
03:32

(crying)
(crying)
03:36

Hey mom you still there?
Hey mom you still there?
04:39

(vomiting)
(vomiting)
04:56

(screaming)
(screaming)
04:58

(crash)
(crash)
05:15

At least you're still my friend right?
At least you're still my friend right?
05:18

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
05:24

Oops
Oops
05:25

You actually do have herpes.
You actually do have herpes.
05:27

(laughing)
(laughing)
05:32

Narrator: Will Anthony get his hair back?
Narrator: Will Anthony get his hair back?
05:34

Narrator: Will Ian and Anothny remain BFFs despite Anthony's deformity?
Narrator: Will Ian and Anothny remain BFFs despite Anthony's deformity?
05:39

Narrator: Will Ian ever learn how to brush his teeth?
Narrator: Will Ian ever learn how to brush his teeth?
05:42

Narrator: FIND OUT THE ANSWERS TO ALL THESE QUESTIONS...
Narrator: FIND OUT THE ANSWERS TO ALL THESE QUESTIONS...
05:44

Narrator: Except for the last one cause Ian's an idiot.
Narrator: Except for the last one cause Ian's an idiot.
05:46

Narrator: NEXT WEEK!
Narrator: NEXT WEEK!
05:48

Narrator: To see bloopers and deleted clips,
Narrator: To see bloopers and deleted clips,
05:51

click the link in the description below!
click the link in the description below!
05:53

Oh! And get Anthony's song on Itunes!
Oh! And get Anthony's song on Itunes!
05:57

Mom?
Mom?
05:58

Thanks for subscribing!
Thanks for subscribing!
06:00

Now if you don't mind,
Now if you don't mind,
06:02

I'm gonna go shave my head.
I'm gonna go shave my head.
06:06

AND NOT THAT HEAD YOU SICK PERVERTS! (jesus christ that's alot of roasting)
AND NOT THAT HEAD YOU SICK PERVERTS! (jesus christ that's alot of roasting)

All

I LOST MY HAIR!

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Video Language:

English

Caption Language:

English (en)

Accent:

English (US)

Speech Time:

60%

3:44 / 6:09

Speech Rate:

136 wpm - Conversational

Intro:

That guy has long hair, I wonder what band he plays in...
SHUT UP!. (singing) I don't want to wait, for our lives to be over.
Will it be yes o.... AHHH!!. (car screech). Spare change Sir?. Sorry, I don't carry any cash.. WHAT ABOUT THAT?. How about you get off your lazy ass and go get a real job! (ROAST)
This is a real job!. I bet I make more money than you.. Yeah? And I bet I have more hair thank you. and I win that bet cause I'm not a stupid bald idiot (Savage).
OH SO YOU THINK BALD PEOPLE ARE STUPID HUH?. Uh, Yeah!. Mark my words!. You're gonna rule the day you have said that to me!
Imperio... Crucio! Avada.. Kedavra...... What the hell are you doing?.