- If I ate the whole thing, would I be okay?
- If I ate the whole thing, would I be okay?

(upbeat music) Mm, top of the pops.
(upbeat music) Mm, top of the pops.

(exhales) They excel at fun stuff.
(exhales) They excel at fun stuff.

Oh, the best thing on the menu at Subway is...
Oh, the best thing on the menu at Subway is...

(dramatic music)
(dramatic music)

(upbeat music)
(upbeat music)

Hi, I'm Tom, and today,
Hi, I'm Tom, and today,

I'm gonna be eating everything at Subway
I'm gonna be eating everything at Subway

and finding out which thing is the best
and finding out which thing is the best

so you don't have to.
so you don't have to.

I suppose it was only a matter of time
I suppose it was only a matter of time

before this video came along.
before this video came along.

I hope you appreciate the fact
I hope you appreciate the fact

that we have our green backdrop up today
that we have our green backdrop up today

in keeping with the Subway branding I thought.
in keeping with the Subway branding I thought.

You know what I've just thought as well, because it's green,
You know what I've just thought as well, because it's green,

we can make this video happen wherever we want.
we can make this video happen wherever we want.

What are we thinking?
What are we thinking?

Bahamas or outer space or a sandwich shop, quaint cottage?
Bahamas or outer space or a sandwich shop, quaint cottage?

Subway is an absolutely gigantic worldwide chain.
Subway is an absolutely gigantic worldwide chain.

It has over 40,000 restaurants worldwide.
It has over 40,000 restaurants worldwide.

Over 2,000 of those Subway restaurants are in the U.K.,
Over 2,000 of those Subway restaurants are in the U.K.,

which is the most across all of Europe.
which is the most across all of Europe.

I love sandwiches, they are portable, convenient,
I love sandwiches, they are portable, convenient,

able to eat with your hands.
able to eat with your hands.

I honestly could go on for hours
I honestly could go on for hours

about how amazing I think sandwiches are.
about how amazing I think sandwiches are.

But that's not what we're here to do.
But that's not what we're here to do.

Let's get the food.
Let's get the food.

(placid music) (plastic rustling)
(placid music) (plastic rustling)

(Tom belching) It smells
(Tom belching) It smells

like I'm in a Subway right now.
like I'm in a Subway right now.

(placid music) I'm just sort of taking it in
(placid music) I'm just sort of taking it in

to be honest, I don't know. (air whooshing)
to be honest, I don't know. (air whooshing)

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10,
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10,

11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22.
11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22.

There's 16 sandwiches, and then all the sides,
There's 16 sandwiches, and then all the sides,

and the cookies as well.
and the cookies as well.

I actually found out this fun fact,
I actually found out this fun fact,

which is taking into account all the breads, fillings,
which is taking into account all the breads, fillings,

sauces, salads, all stuff like that,
sauces, salads, all stuff like that,

there are actually over 37 million combinations
there are actually over 37 million combinations

of sandwiches that you could make at Subway.
of sandwiches that you could make at Subway.

And I think 37 million sandwiches might be pushing it.
And I think 37 million sandwiches might be pushing it.

So, what instead we decided to do was go
So, what instead we decided to do was go

with what Subway suggests. (upbeat music)
with what Subway suggests. (upbeat music)

I'm gonna write down what I think
I'm gonna write down what I think

will be the best thing on the menu.
will be the best thing on the menu.

Then at the end, we can see
Then at the end, we can see

what I actually thought was the best
what I actually thought was the best

and see if anything's changed.
and see if anything's changed.

No peaking, please. (pad thumping)
No peaking, please. (pad thumping)

First sandwich is Meatless Meatball, vegan.
First sandwich is Meatless Meatball, vegan.

(placid music) It's a meatball sub
(placid music) It's a meatball sub

with vegan meatballs.
with vegan meatballs.

My mouth is salivating so much, I'm so excited to get going.
My mouth is salivating so much, I'm so excited to get going.

Let's start a timer and see how long this goes on for.
Let's start a timer and see how long this goes on for.

Okay, wow, mm.
Okay, wow, mm.

If you gave this to me and didn't give me any context,
If you gave this to me and didn't give me any context,

I wouldn't know that that wasn't meat.
I wouldn't know that that wasn't meat.

When I kind of sit and think about it,
When I kind of sit and think about it,

(placid music) yeah, it tastes more
(placid music) yeah, it tastes more

kind of like Quorn, I love the taste of Quorn,
kind of like Quorn, I love the taste of Quorn,

I think Quorn is delicious.
I think Quorn is delicious.

I assumed the bread would be really, really soggy.
I assumed the bread would be really, really soggy.

There was absolutely no sign of soggage there at all.
There was absolutely no sign of soggage there at all.

Composure, close the box, let's move on to the next one.
Composure, close the box, let's move on to the next one.

This is the TLC, (gasps) Tastes Like Chicken,
This is the TLC, (gasps) Tastes Like Chicken,

another vegan offering, okay.
another vegan offering, okay.

Tada, oh, this one came with a dip.
Tada, oh, this one came with a dip.

Very well put together sandwich, doesn't look wet at all.
Very well put together sandwich, doesn't look wet at all.

The thing I totally was gearing myself up
The thing I totally was gearing myself up

to have to deal with today was soggy sandwiches.
to have to deal with today was soggy sandwiches.

And I just kind of was like, "It's okay, it'll be fine."
And I just kind of was like, "It's okay, it'll be fine."

But so far so good, no sog at all.
But so far so good, no sog at all.

(upbeat music) Haha, here's a fun thing.
(upbeat music) Haha, here's a fun thing.

I don't think I've ever had vegan chicken before.
I don't think I've ever had vegan chicken before.

So, this is exciting first for me, cheers.
So, this is exciting first for me, cheers.

Oh wow, mm, it even has a chickeny texture,
Oh wow, mm, it even has a chickeny texture,

how did they do that?
how did they do that?

Of course, I've tried it with the vegan aioli,
Of course, I've tried it with the vegan aioli,

a little dip there, let's go.
a little dip there, let's go.

Mm, top of the pops.
Mm, top of the pops.

I did not think I'd be starting this Subway video
I did not think I'd be starting this Subway video

with two vegan offerings.
with two vegan offerings.

And I also didn't think
And I also didn't think

that the vegan offerings would be so good.
that the vegan offerings would be so good.

(laughs) I tell you.
(laughs) I tell you.

Turkey Breast and Ham, that sounds simple enough.
Turkey Breast and Ham, that sounds simple enough.

(upbeat music)
(upbeat music)

This is Hearty Italian,
This is Hearty Italian,

which is the bread I used to always get.
which is the bread I used to always get.

It might be because the first time I went to Subway,
It might be because the first time I went to Subway,

the person I was with ordered before me
the person I was with ordered before me

and got Hearty Italian, and I just sort of,
and got Hearty Italian, and I just sort of,

the power of conformity was just sort of like,
the power of conformity was just sort of like,

"Oh yeah, Hearty Italian."
"Oh yeah, Hearty Italian."

And then I never broke that.
And then I never broke that.

Tell me in the comments, is Hearty Italian the best?
Tell me in the comments, is Hearty Italian the best?

Do you have a different favorite?
Do you have a different favorite?

Let me know.
Let me know.

Turkey Breast and Ham, cheers.
Turkey Breast and Ham, cheers.

(upbeat music) A little boring.
(upbeat music) A little boring.

This is a sandwich I would make myself.
This is a sandwich I would make myself.

Let's dip it in the honey and mustard sauce
Let's dip it in the honey and mustard sauce

and see if that helps.
and see if that helps.

See, now it's like the sandwich that I made for myself
See, now it's like the sandwich that I made for myself

but I also poured myself a ramekin
but I also poured myself a ramekin

of honey and mustard dressing
of honey and mustard dressing

and dipped it in that (snorts).
and dipped it in that (snorts).

A bit dull, (belches) excuse me.
A bit dull, (belches) excuse me.

Spicy Italian, cheers. (upbeat music)
Spicy Italian, cheers. (upbeat music)

Waiting for the notes to come through.
Waiting for the notes to come through.

I'm not getting a load of flavor from this, if I'm honest.
I'm not getting a load of flavor from this, if I'm honest.

Created a dipping peninsula so that I can dip it
Created a dipping peninsula so that I can dip it

without having to mash, you see?
without having to mash, you see?

The flavor of this one kinda gets swallowed up
The flavor of this one kinda gets swallowed up

by the salad.
by the salad.

I can slightly tastes that there is pepperoni
I can slightly tastes that there is pepperoni

and bacon in there.
and bacon in there.

I'm not perceiving any spice, meh.
I'm not perceiving any spice, meh.

Okay, next up we have Chicken Tikka.
Okay, next up we have Chicken Tikka.

Chicken Tikka is an interesting one
Chicken Tikka is an interesting one

because different establishments have wildly varying ideas
because different establishments have wildly varying ideas

of what a chicken tikka flavor is.
of what a chicken tikka flavor is.

(upbeat music) This is on
(upbeat music) This is on

Hearty Italian again, see, see, you see,
Hearty Italian again, see, see, you see,

this is the third sandwich in a row
this is the third sandwich in a row

that's had Hearty Italian.
that's had Hearty Italian.

I'm sure that it's a thing.
I'm sure that it's a thing.

Padam, Chicken Tikka, let's go.
Padam, Chicken Tikka, let's go.

A solid interpretation of chicken tikka.
A solid interpretation of chicken tikka.

I wouldn't order it, chicken flavored in this way
I wouldn't order it, chicken flavored in this way

performs the best in a curry with rice.
performs the best in a curry with rice.

I just prefer that flavor in that context personally.
I just prefer that flavor in that context personally.

But this one's not for me as much.
But this one's not for me as much.

This ranch is good, I dipped it a lot (laughs).
This ranch is good, I dipped it a lot (laughs).

(belches) Excuse me, next.
(belches) Excuse me, next.

Italian B.M.T., I was told this by a boy at school
Italian B.M.T., I was told this by a boy at school

that B.M.T. stands for Big, Meaty, Tasty, is that correct?
that B.M.T. stands for Big, Meaty, Tasty, is that correct?

If it isn't, it's a joke that fully
If it isn't, it's a joke that fully

has been going on for the past 15 years.
has been going on for the past 15 years.

Tiger Bread, huh, I've never
Tiger Bread, huh, I've never

had the Tiger Bread from Subway before.
had the Tiger Bread from Subway before.

Ham, pepperoni and salami, boom.
Ham, pepperoni and salami, boom.

This does still have the kind of low tech vibe
This does still have the kind of low tech vibe

of the Turkey and Ham one from before,
of the Turkey and Ham one from before,

but because there's more types of meat
but because there's more types of meat

and it's been toasted,
and it's been toasted,

it just feels like it's leveled up a little bit.
it just feels like it's leveled up a little bit.

I really liked the Southwest sauce.
I really liked the Southwest sauce.

Please, someone, enlighten me as to what it is.
Please, someone, enlighten me as to what it is.

(belches) Next, Cheese and Pepperoni, ooh, that's fun.
(belches) Next, Cheese and Pepperoni, ooh, that's fun.

It's like a little pizza sub.
It's like a little pizza sub.

Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, what is this bread?
Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, what is this bread?

Heh, what is this, Herb and Cheese?
Heh, what is this, Herb and Cheese?

I didn't know there was a Herb and Cheese bread.
I didn't know there was a Herb and Cheese bread.

Am I being really dumb?
Am I being really dumb?

Has just been a thing all the time?
Has just been a thing all the time?

See, this is why you should make choices for yourself
See, this is why you should make choices for yourself

but I just followed what everyone else was doing,
but I just followed what everyone else was doing,

and got Hearty Italian and just stuck with it for years.
and got Hearty Italian and just stuck with it for years.

I didn't know there was a cheese and herb bread.
I didn't know there was a cheese and herb bread.

(sighs) Anyway, it's fine, I know now.
(sighs) Anyway, it's fine, I know now.

(gasps) It's got jalapenos in as well.
(gasps) It's got jalapenos in as well.

Oh my God, okay, this looks really good.
Oh my God, okay, this looks really good.

Look at that bread though, cheers.
Look at that bread though, cheers.

(upbeat music)
(upbeat music)

(laughs) Ah, it's a pizza sandwich.
(laughs) Ah, it's a pizza sandwich.

I'm sorry, that's just fabulous.
I'm sorry, that's just fabulous.

This cheesy bread, are you kidding?
This cheesy bread, are you kidding?

You know when you make cheese on toast,
You know when you make cheese on toast,

and a bit kinda comes off the side
and a bit kinda comes off the side

and it kind of goes a bit brown and burnt, unreal?
and it kind of goes a bit brown and burnt, unreal?

Also, cheese and pepperoni, to me,
Also, cheese and pepperoni, to me,

I thought that sounded really like simple and kinda boring.
I thought that sounded really like simple and kinda boring.

Wow, mm, lots to think about here, this is gonna be tough.
Wow, mm, lots to think about here, this is gonna be tough.

Next, Tuna, if I'm going to somewhere like Subway,
Next, Tuna, if I'm going to somewhere like Subway,

I can't imagine myself ordering a tuna sandwich
I can't imagine myself ordering a tuna sandwich

'cause it's just sort of like I could have made that
'cause it's just sort of like I could have made that

for so cheap at home.
for so cheap at home.

But having said that,
But having said that,

tuna is one of my favorite sandwich fillings, tuna.
tuna is one of my favorite sandwich fillings, tuna.

(upbeat music)
(upbeat music)

Tuna really is the catch-all sandwich filling,
Tuna really is the catch-all sandwich filling,

it's delicious, it's nutritious.
it's delicious, it's nutritious.

Let's dip it in the honey and mustard dressing.
Let's dip it in the honey and mustard dressing.

Oh, wow, yeah, mm-hmm, the salad selection
Oh, wow, yeah, mm-hmm, the salad selection

of this sandwich is also very on point.
of this sandwich is also very on point.

Lettuce, cucumber, red onion,
Lettuce, cucumber, red onion,

they're perfect companions to tuna.
they're perfect companions to tuna.

I didn't realize quite how much I loved tuna
I didn't realize quite how much I loved tuna

until I just started talking about it just now (laughs).
until I just started talking about it just now (laughs).

Next up Veggie Delite, I don't even know what that is.
Next up Veggie Delite, I don't even know what that is.

The best way to find out is to look I think.
The best way to find out is to look I think.

(upbeat music) Oh okay, Veggie Delite is,
(upbeat music) Oh okay, Veggie Delite is,

(laughs) it's literally just salad
(laughs) it's literally just salad

with a bit of mozzarella in bread.
with a bit of mozzarella in bread.

I'm sorry, this is not it.
I'm sorry, this is not it.

If you have dietary requirements, you need not be limited
If you have dietary requirements, you need not be limited

to just having salad in a sandwich, why?
to just having salad in a sandwich, why?

Okay, so I've successfully gone through (laughs)
Okay, so I've successfully gone through (laughs)

the right column of sandwiches, which is good.
the right column of sandwiches, which is good.

I feel like exposed now.
I feel like exposed now.

It's okay, that's not what they here for,
It's okay, that's not what they here for,

they're here for me to eat, not for me to live in.
they're here for me to eat, not for me to live in.

Next sandwich is Steak, is it a whole piece steak?
Next sandwich is Steak, is it a whole piece steak?

Oh, it's that amazing cheese bread again, oh my God.
Oh, it's that amazing cheese bread again, oh my God.

It's not a big piece of steak, bread,
It's not a big piece of steak, bread,

it's little bits of steak. (upbeat music)
it's little bits of steak. (upbeat music)

This is me searching for the flavor.
This is me searching for the flavor.

Weird, I can't taste the steak at all.
Weird, I can't taste the steak at all.

Next, Roast Chicken, like a Sunday roast?
Next, Roast Chicken, like a Sunday roast?

Pow, that's lovely, I'm never gonna turn my back
Pow, that's lovely, I'm never gonna turn my back

on a chicken salad sandwich, fresh, it's tasty.
on a chicken salad sandwich, fresh, it's tasty.

It's not massively unhealthy.
It's not massively unhealthy.

it's got all the types of salad in there.
it's got all the types of salad in there.

You've got a bit of carbs from the bread.
You've got a bit of carbs from the bread.

You got the protein from the chicken.
You got the protein from the chicken.

I think a chicken salad sandwich
I think a chicken salad sandwich

is a very well balanced lunch, I'll say it.
is a very well balanced lunch, I'll say it.

Give it the old dipper there.
Give it the old dipper there.

Ah, oh God, I lost a tomato.
Ah, oh God, I lost a tomato.

So far, I'm really enjoying the ones which are a bit more,
So far, I'm really enjoying the ones which are a bit more,

have a bit more panache, you know what I mean,
have a bit more panache, you know what I mean,

a bit more pizzazz, I've not used the word "panache"
a bit more pizzazz, I've not used the word "panache"

I think literally ever, I don't know why
I think literally ever, I don't know why

that just came out there, panache.
that just came out there, panache.

Next up is Chicken Teriyaki.
Next up is Chicken Teriyaki.

Ooh, yes, this has got my name written all over it.
Ooh, yes, this has got my name written all over it.

It's just that delicious combination of soy and honey.
It's just that delicious combination of soy and honey.

And it's just, yes. (upbeat music)
And it's just, yes. (upbeat music)

Oh, that's a shame, I'll be honest,
Oh, that's a shame, I'll be honest,

it's a little bit lacking, yeah, I'm disappointed.
it's a little bit lacking, yeah, I'm disappointed.

I thought the Chicken Teriyaki
I thought the Chicken Teriyaki

would be really good and it's not.
would be really good and it's not.

(belches) I'm so sorry, excuse me.
(belches) I'm so sorry, excuse me.

Meatball Marinara, wow.
Meatball Marinara, wow.

This sandwich could not be more intact.
This sandwich could not be more intact.

Look at that, look at the thing.
Look at that, look at the thing.

It's absolutely fine, cheers.
It's absolutely fine, cheers.

(upbeat music) Mm, that's so good.
(upbeat music) Mm, that's so good.

Meatballs in a sandwich screams,
Meatballs in a sandwich screams,

"Don't put me on an absorbent piece of bread."
"Don't put me on an absorbent piece of bread."

And yet here we are, it works fine,
And yet here we are, it works fine,

the structural integrity is all good and it tastes amazing.
the structural integrity is all good and it tastes amazing.

I don't know how they do it.
I don't know how they do it.

Meatball Marinara, I'm paying attention.
Meatball Marinara, I'm paying attention.

Let's try the next one, Turkey Breast.
Let's try the next one, Turkey Breast.

Turkey and salad with Lite Mayo is the skinny sandwich.
Turkey and salad with Lite Mayo is the skinny sandwich.

A bit drab I think, a little pale looking, cheers.
A bit drab I think, a little pale looking, cheers.

(upbeat music)
(upbeat music)

It's just not worth the order.
It's just not worth the order.

Why go to Subway if you're getting that,
Why go to Subway if you're getting that,

do you know what I mean?
do you know what I mean?

They excel at fun stuff, get the fun stuff.
They excel at fun stuff, get the fun stuff.

Next, Mega Meat, names like "Mega Meat" I'm wary of.
Next, Mega Meat, names like "Mega Meat" I'm wary of.

Five, six, seven different types of meat,
Five, six, seven different types of meat,

I just don't like the sound of it.
I just don't like the sound of it.

Having said that, that's completely me guessing.
Having said that, that's completely me guessing.

I've got no idea what's gonna be in this box.
I've got no idea what's gonna be in this box.

So of course let's find out.
So of course let's find out.

Oh, okay, really is Mega Meat.
Oh, okay, really is Mega Meat.

(upbeat music)
(upbeat music)

It is a little much, it's an awful lot of meat.
It is a little much, it's an awful lot of meat.

And it's kind of like if I ate the whole thing,
And it's kind of like if I ate the whole thing,

would I be okay?
would I be okay?

It's not unpleasant
It's not unpleasant

but I could not eat the whole sandwich of that.
but I could not eat the whole sandwich of that.

I feel like (gasps), you know what I mean?
I feel like (gasps), you know what I mean?

(exhales) This is a tough one.
(exhales) This is a tough one.

This is a challenge, I'll be honest, I'll say it.
This is a challenge, I'll be honest, I'll say it.

(upbeat music) (sighs) So,
(upbeat music) (sighs) So,

we've done all the sandwiches, what is this?
we've done all the sandwiches, what is this?

It's actually quite a lot.
It's actually quite a lot.

Ah, Steak Bite, oh, (gasps)
Ah, Steak Bite, oh, (gasps)

it's a little mini ciabatta thing.
it's a little mini ciabatta thing.

(upbeat music)
(upbeat music)

Loving the use of ciabatta, ultra portable.
Loving the use of ciabatta, ultra portable.

However, that doesn't change the fact
However, that doesn't change the fact

that the steak tastes of nothing.
that the steak tastes of nothing.

It literally doesn't have any flavor.
It literally doesn't have any flavor.

I don't understand how this is happening.
I don't understand how this is happening.

Next, next we've got the Ham Bite, cheers.
Next, next we've got the Ham Bite, cheers.

10 times better, ooh, I'll have a little Ham Bite.
10 times better, ooh, I'll have a little Ham Bite.

(upbeat music) (paper crunching)
(upbeat music) (paper crunching)

Next, okay, next up we have the Mozzarella Bite.
Next, okay, next up we have the Mozzarella Bite.

Ooh, it's full of dressing or something.
Ooh, it's full of dressing or something.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this?

Oh my God, this is the first and only sandwich
Oh my God, this is the first and only sandwich

we have in the entire collection
we have in the entire collection

which has Sweet Onion Sauce.
which has Sweet Onion Sauce.

How have I never had the Sweet Onion Sauce?
How have I never had the Sweet Onion Sauce?

This is incredible.
This is incredible.

It's vegan mozzarella, and I didn't even know.
It's vegan mozzarella, and I didn't even know.

So yet another reason why this one really
So yet another reason why this one really

has just become a real showstopper.
has just become a real showstopper.

Next, the Cheese Bite in a teeny tiny little ciabatta.
Next, the Cheese Bite in a teeny tiny little ciabatta.

Also, I've never seen little square ciabattas like this.
Also, I've never seen little square ciabattas like this.

This is a proper tiny little number.
This is a proper tiny little number.

I'm not getting cheddar at all,
I'm not getting cheddar at all,

and mozzarella is a very mild flavored cheese, very mild.
and mozzarella is a very mild flavored cheese, very mild.

It's essentially like I'm eating a Sriracha sandwich,
It's essentially like I'm eating a Sriracha sandwich,

which don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining,
which don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining,

but this is something I would make when I was drunk.
but this is something I would make when I was drunk.

Next (sighs), okay. (upbeat music)
Next (sighs), okay. (upbeat music)

Next we have the Tuna Bite.
Next we have the Tuna Bite.

Mm, you know?
Mm, you know?

Next, oh, what, is this a thing?
Next, oh, what, is this a thing?

It's just the cheese on toast.
It's just the cheese on toast.

No, toast, it's just cheese on bread.
No, toast, it's just cheese on bread.

It's garlic cheese on toast, aha, okay.
It's garlic cheese on toast, aha, okay.

I didn't know they did this, cute.
I didn't know they did this, cute.

What's this? (paper crunching)
What's this? (paper crunching)

Are these Hash Browns?
Are these Hash Browns?

It's like a little old hockey puck made of potato.
It's like a little old hockey puck made of potato.

Oh, these are unreal, oh my God.
Oh, these are unreal, oh my God.

Even though they're cold and a bit soggy now,
Even though they're cold and a bit soggy now,

they have the same kinda seasoning that Curly Fries have,
they have the same kinda seasoning that Curly Fries have,

do you know what I mean?
do you know what I mean?

Anyway, it's good.
Anyway, it's good.

I didn't wanna say it before
I didn't wanna say it before

'cause I thought it would be premature,
'cause I thought it would be premature,

but we are on the home stretch, guys.
but we are on the home stretch, guys.

Let's go for the Doritos Nachos.
Let's go for the Doritos Nachos.

(dramatic music) (sighs) I don't wanna,
(dramatic music) (sighs) I don't wanna,

I don't wanna eat it.
I don't wanna eat it.

This isn't really Subway's fault
This isn't really Subway's fault

that these look a bit past their prime,
that these look a bit past their prime,

and that's because they are.
and that's because they are.

Nachos are those things that you make, you serve, you eat.
Nachos are those things that you make, you serve, you eat.

Nachos are not designed to be sat in a box
Nachos are not designed to be sat in a box

for an hour and a half.
for an hour and a half.

I'm gonna try and judge them as if they were new.
I'm gonna try and judge them as if they were new.

Surprisingly good, actually.
Surprisingly good, actually.

The salsa is nice, the cheese is good.
The salsa is nice, the cheese is good.

It's a shame I got to them so late.
It's a shame I got to them so late.

Oh good, it's the Hot and Framin' Nachos (laughs).
Oh good, it's the Hot and Framin' Nachos (laughs).

They're Nachos made with Chilli Heatwave Doritos,
They're Nachos made with Chilli Heatwave Doritos,

which actually is genius.
which actually is genius.

Chili Heatwave Doritos are by far
Chili Heatwave Doritos are by far

and away my favorite Doritos.
and away my favorite Doritos.

They taste better, they're more interesting.
They taste better, they're more interesting.

They're more deeper, red, fun color.
They're more deeper, red, fun color.

Everything about them is just more fun.
Everything about them is just more fun.

Yeah, this is genius.
Yeah, this is genius.

Next, I have been eyeing this up the entire time,
Next, I have been eyeing this up the entire time,

and I don't know what it is.
and I don't know what it is.

I'm like, "Is it beans, like, is it a milkshake?
I'm like, "Is it beans, like, is it a milkshake?

"Like, what's in here?" (upbeat music)
"Like, what's in here?" (upbeat music)

Ah, Bowl of meatballs.
Ah, Bowl of meatballs.

It's the delicious meatballs again.
It's the delicious meatballs again.

What I'll say to that is see my review
What I'll say to that is see my review

of the Meatball sub and then imagine it without bread.
of the Meatball sub and then imagine it without bread.

And that's what this is.
And that's what this is.

(belches) Excuse me.
(belches) Excuse me.

A bunch of cookies (laughs).
A bunch of cookies (laughs).

Tada, Chocolate Chunk Cookie.
Tada, Chocolate Chunk Cookie.

Oh my God, that's so good.
Oh my God, that's so good.

Something about the actual cookie dough,
Something about the actual cookie dough,

it has almost a sort of candy flavor to it.
it has almost a sort of candy flavor to it.

I don't know how to explain it.
I don't know how to explain it.

Next up is the Double Chocolate Cookie.
Next up is the Double Chocolate Cookie.

Really good again.
Really good again.

If you've ever had the kid's cereal Weetos,
If you've ever had the kid's cereal Weetos,

this tastes just like that.
this tastes just like that.

This is the White Chocolate and Macadamia Nut Cookie.
This is the White Chocolate and Macadamia Nut Cookie.

Oh, this is nice.
Oh, this is nice.

We have the Rainbow Candy Cookie.
We have the Rainbow Candy Cookie.

It's essentially the Chocolate Chunk Cookie
It's essentially the Chocolate Chunk Cookie

with the added panache of the sort of candy shell.
with the added panache of the sort of candy shell.

"Panache" is my new favorite word, can you tell?
"Panache" is my new favorite word, can you tell?

And finally, the final thing, we've made it to the end,
And finally, the final thing, we've made it to the end,

the final thing we're having today
the final thing we're having today

is the Vegan Double Chocolate Cookie.
is the Vegan Double Chocolate Cookie.

Now, would you look at that?
Now, would you look at that?

We started on the vegan items
We started on the vegan items

and in a poetic turn of events,
and in a poetic turn of events,

we have ended up right back where we started
we have ended up right back where we started

with another vegan offering. (upbeat music)
with another vegan offering. (upbeat music)

Vegan chocolate I've not got much experience with.
Vegan chocolate I've not got much experience with.

I don't really know what to expect.
I don't really know what to expect.

Cheers, Vegan Chocolate Cookie.
Cheers, Vegan Chocolate Cookie.

It's really good, that is lovely.
It's really good, that is lovely.

Honestly, it just goes to show that if you're a vegan,
Honestly, it just goes to show that if you're a vegan,

you really kind of still enjoy everything.
you really kind of still enjoy everything.

Oh (belches) excuse me, oh my goodness.
Oh (belches) excuse me, oh my goodness.

Okay, so it was one hour 40 that took.
Okay, so it was one hour 40 that took.

Yeah, I feel very sleepy.
Yeah, I feel very sleepy.

Sorry if I look a little fatigued, it's because I am.
Sorry if I look a little fatigued, it's because I am.

(air whooshing) This has definitely
(air whooshing) This has definitely

been the most I've ever thought about Subway
been the most I've ever thought about Subway

at any given time. (upbeat music)
at any given time. (upbeat music)

I've been pleasantly surprised with what I've found.
I've been pleasantly surprised with what I've found.

I definitely preferred the more kind of fancy ingredients
I definitely preferred the more kind of fancy ingredients

that I wouldn't just sort of have in my fridge.
that I wouldn't just sort of have in my fridge.

So with that in mind, I am honored, happy, elated
So with that in mind, I am honored, happy, elated

to tell you the best thing (dramatic music)
to tell you the best thing (dramatic music)

on the menu at Subway is Meatball Marinara, 100%.
on the menu at Subway is Meatball Marinara, 100%.

(upbeat music) (audience cheering)
(upbeat music) (audience cheering)

The tomato sauce is great, the meatballs are delicious.
The tomato sauce is great, the meatballs are delicious.

And this one in particular,
And this one in particular,

I love the seeded bread that it came on.
I love the seeded bread that it came on.

I absolutely love that it came with jalapenos and cheese.
I absolutely love that it came with jalapenos and cheese.

This sandwich is just perfect for me, thoroughly enjoyed it.
This sandwich is just perfect for me, thoroughly enjoyed it.

Having said all of that,
Having said all of that,

there are a couple of Subway discoveries
there are a couple of Subway discoveries

that I've made today that I would like to share with you.
that I've made today that I would like to share with you.

First of all, did everyone know
First of all, did everyone know

about the Italian Herb and Cheese Bread?
about the Italian Herb and Cheese Bread?

Because I had no idea that existed.
Because I had no idea that existed.

It's bread with cheese built in.
It's bread with cheese built in.

Do you want cheese on your sandwich?
Do you want cheese on your sandwich?

I've already got it 'cause of the bread, that's amazing.
I've already got it 'cause of the bread, that's amazing.

And the second thing, I have to give an honorable mention
And the second thing, I have to give an honorable mention

to the Sweet Onion Sauce, oh my God.
to the Sweet Onion Sauce, oh my God.

So, the sandwich that I thought at the start
So, the sandwich that I thought at the start

would the best was Italian B.M.T., and I was wrong.
would the best was Italian B.M.T., and I was wrong.

I was totally wrong, if anything,
I was totally wrong, if anything,

I felt the Italian B.M.T. was actually a bit boring.
I felt the Italian B.M.T. was actually a bit boring.

Sometimes the only way to find something out
Sometimes the only way to find something out

is to try every single one and have an informed decision.
is to try every single one and have an informed decision.

Thank you so much for watching this video.
Thank you so much for watching this video.

If you think of any establishment, product,
If you think of any establishment, product,

or food type that you'd like me to try everything off,
or food type that you'd like me to try everything off,

please let me know in the comments 'cause I do read them
please let me know in the comments 'cause I do read them

and I love reading your suggestions.
and I love reading your suggestions.

Until next time, tara. (upbeat music)
Until next time, tara. (upbeat music)