Hi guys and welcome to the Internet
Hi guys and welcome to the Internet

Be prepared for a very special announcement
Be prepared for a very special announcement

Because Rosie and I
Because Rosie and I

Are going on tour!
Are going on tour!

Initially were were just going to do the UK
Initially were were just going to do the UK

Then we thought, why not go bigger?
Then we thought, why not go bigger?

Why not go U.S.?
Why not go U.S.?

And then we thought why not go bigger, leave it into fan's hands
And then we thought why not go bigger, leave it into fan's hands

so they can vote as to where they wanna see us in the world
so they can vote as to where they wanna see us in the world

It could potentially be a world tour
It could potentially be a world tour

It could be a world tour
It could be a world tour

but it's up to you
but it's up to you

so we can the tour as amazing as possible
so we can the tour as amazing as possible

but you are the people who need to bring the tour to you
but you are the people who need to bring the tour to you

so what are you waiting for
so what are you waiting for

use the link below
use the link below

tell us where you wanna see us come to
tell us where you wanna see us come to

we wanna see you in your hometown
we wanna see you in your hometown

whether that's Australia, the Phillipines, America
whether that's Australia, the Phillipines, America

Anywhere, Tell us
Anywhere, Tell us

Vote
Vote

I need to know where we're going
I need to know where we're going

And I can't wait to touch you
And I can't wait to touch you

I wanna squish your faces
I wanna squish your faces

Alright Rosie, calm down
Alright Rosie, calm down

No, I'm gonna do it. Squishy
No, I'm gonna do it. Squishy

You guys are always tweeting us
You guys are always tweeting us

Saying, "Come to Brazil, come to the Philippines, come to wherever"
Saying, "Come to Brazil, come to the Philippines, come to wherever"

But the things is, instead of tweeting us, FaceBooking us, whatever us
But the things is, instead of tweeting us, FaceBooking us, whatever us

Vote
Vote

Because your votes count
Because your votes count

And more people that vote for your area and where you want us to tour
And more people that vote for your area and where you want us to tour

The more likely it is that it'll happen
The more likely it is that it'll happen

And we want to go to Asia!
And we want to go to Asia!

So! What can you expect from seeing Rose and Rosie live?
So! What can you expect from seeing Rose and Rosie live?

Well *laughs* a lot
Well *laughs* a lot

It's gonna be amazing
It's gonna be amazing

It's like a full show and a meet and greet
It's like a full show and a meet and greet

We get to hang out, we get to have fun, we get to laugh
We get to hang out, we get to have fun, we get to laugh

We get to, you know, do other things
We get to, you know, do other things

We're making it so personalized to our audience
We're making it so personalized to our audience

We're making it so Rose and Rosie and our audience, right?
We're making it so Rose and Rosie and our audience, right?

It's gonna be the booby club
It's gonna be the booby club

It's gonna be incredible
It's gonna be incredible

we can't wait
we can't wait

we put so much planning into this it's gonna be absolutely amazing
we put so much planning into this it's gonna be absolutely amazing

but we still need
but we still need

your vote
your vote

It's not the election or the X-Factor
It's not the election or the X-Factor

Yeah it is
Yeah it is

What if they vote for some city or country
What if they vote for some city or country

they want us to come to and I've never heard of it
they want us to come to and I've never heard of it

then I'll be like learning stuff
then I'll be like learning stuff

what if we go to some country I didn't even know existed
what if we go to some country I didn't even know existed

so anywhere outside the UK?
so anywhere outside the UK?

yeah
yeah

Get us to Miami
Get us to Miami

Okay
Okay

I don't know if that counts as Latin America
I don't know if that counts as Latin America

Oh
Oh

I'm as bad at geography as you sometimes
I'm as bad at geography as you sometimes

Take us to Cuban Mexican
Take us to Cuban Mexican

Oh Rosie, you're right
Oh Rosie, you're right

Take us to Cuban Mexican
Take us to Cuban Mexican

Please take us there
Please take us there

The girls there are so hot
The girls there are so hot

Rose, let's act out what it would be like
Rose, let's act out what it would be like

uhh for our boobies to meet you after the show
uhh for our boobies to meet you after the show

okay
okay

I'll be, I'll be a subscriber
I'll be, I'll be a subscriber

Okay
Okay

It's so amazing to meet you in person
It's so amazing to meet you in person

I can't believe you're real
I can't believe you're real

Sorry?
Sorry?

I've watched, I've been such a loyal subscriber
I've watched, I've been such a loyal subscriber

Oh, cool have you not, have you not got a life?
Oh, cool have you not, have you not got a life?

What do you think of my town?
What do you think of my town?

Um, honestly?
Um, honestly?

Did you come from poverty
Did you come from poverty

Hiii
Hiii

Hi
Hi

Sorry I'm just really nervous I don't know what to say
Sorry I'm just really nervous I don't know what to say

Have you got a rash?
Have you got a rash?

No, just sorry I just itch when I'm nervous
No, just sorry I just itch when I'm nervous

Mmkay that's nice, don't touch me
Mmkay that's nice, don't touch me

Did you want a photo
Did you want a photo

You can stand there
You can stand there

Did you want me to kiss your cheek
Did you want me to kiss your cheek

Yah
Yah

Yeah I'm not gonna do that
Yeah I'm not gonna do that

Oh
Oh

Could you kiss my hand
Could you kiss my hand

Nope
Nope

Um could we do like a, could we do the party dix?
Um could we do like a, could we do the party dix?

No
No

Ok. I'll just the do the party dix next year
Ok. I'll just the do the party dix next year

Can you just, if you can just
Can you just, if you can just

My girlfriend just broke up with me and
My girlfriend just broke up with me and

We both had tickets to come see your tour and then
We both had tickets to come see your tour and then

Oh Um...
Oh Um...

I'm sorry we just broke up after 11 years together
I'm sorry we just broke up after 11 years together

and she left me for a man
and she left me for a man

but it's so great to see you
but it's so great to see you

can you say something to make me feel better
can you say something to make me feel better

can you give me hope and love exists
can you give me hope and love exists

you are a really ugly crier
you are a really ugly crier

You know, I'm not surprised she left
You know, I'm not surprised she left

That's cause I'm happy about meeting you
That's cause I'm happy about meeting you

But I'm so sad that she left
But I'm so sad that she left

Umm
Umm

Okay did you enjoy the show?
Okay did you enjoy the show?

Sorry if my tears fall on you
Sorry if my tears fall on you

Keith
Keith

Keith
Keith

Sorry
Sorry

Keith, Keith
Keith, Keith

Sorry can I just
Sorry can I just

That's better
That's better

So guys make sure you tell us where you want us to come
So guys make sure you tell us where you want us to come

because it's up to you
because it's up to you

we will only come if you vote
we will only come if you vote

If you want this to be a world wide tour
If you want this to be a world wide tour

for God's sake put your city, put your country
for God's sake put your city, put your country

whatever you gotta do
whatever you gotta do

click on the link below
click on the link below

make it happen
make it happen

and we'll see you in 2017
and we'll see you in 2017

Bye
Bye