Do we share or do we each get one?
Do we share or do we each get one?

You can break it in half.
You can break it in half.

( music playing )
( music playing )

Larry, thanks so much for allowing us to come over.
Larry, thanks so much for allowing us to come over.

As we told you, our producer Stevie has invited us
As we told you, our producer Stevie has invited us

to her house for a Passover Seder meal with her parents,
to her house for a Passover Seder meal with her parents,

so we don't wanna screw it up.
so we don't wanna screw it up.

- We know nothing. - I see.
- We know nothing. - I see.

- But we did bring these. - Yeah, a yarmulke.
- But we did bring these. - Yeah, a yarmulke.

- Put these on the head. - Okay.
- Put these on the head. - Okay.

I've been at many Seders.
I've been at many Seders.

I usually do not eat the food,
I usually do not eat the food,

because... ech.
because... ech.

Now, if you're going to the Seder,
Now, if you're going to the Seder,

someone else will lead it.
someone else will lead it.

We just sit there and nod our heads.
We just sit there and nod our heads.

Nod your heads, look concerned.
Nod your heads, look concerned.

You look good. The glasses help.
You look good. The glasses help.

- Okay. - Grow a little more beard.
- Okay. - Grow a little more beard.

I've got that covered.
I've got that covered.

- You're perfect. - Ah, thanks.
- You're perfect. - Ah, thanks.

- Happy Passover, everyone. - Thank you!
- Happy Passover, everyone. - Thank you!

No, bow your head a little.
No, bow your head a little.

Oh, don't talk?
Oh, don't talk?

No, you don't talk
No, you don't talk

when the leader's conducting the Passover.
when the leader's conducting the Passover.

- Right, of course. Sorry. - Jesus.
- Right, of course. Sorry. - Jesus.

Passover is when we commemorate
Passover is when we commemorate

the exodus of the Jews from slavery in Egypt
the exodus of the Jews from slavery in Egypt

more than 3,000 years ago.
more than 3,000 years ago.

- Okay. Were you there? - I could've been.
- Okay. Were you there? - I could've been.

So hold onto your matza. That's matza there.
So hold onto your matza. That's matza there.

That's unleavened bread.
That's unleavened bread.

Like, literally hold onto it?
Like, literally hold onto it?

Do we share or we each get one?
Do we share or we each get one?

You can break it in half.
You can break it in half.

And I got the bigger piece, so I get the wish.
And I got the bigger piece, so I get the wish.

Is this like the wishbone?
Is this like the wishbone?

I-- I gotta train gentiles?
I-- I gotta train gentiles?

Do I...
Do I...

Blessed is the maker of the fruit of the vine.
Blessed is the maker of the fruit of the vine.

Both: Blessed is the maker of the fruit of the vine.
Both: Blessed is the maker of the fruit of the vine.

( speaking Hebrew )
( speaking Hebrew )

Do we have to say that part, too?
Do we have to say that part, too?

- No, I do that. - Good.
- No, I do that. - Good.

We show gratitude for this festival of matza
We show gratitude for this festival of matza

to commemorate the Jews' exodus from Egypt.
to commemorate the Jews' exodus from Egypt.

We now drink the first of four cups of wine.
We now drink the first of four cups of wine.

We'll be bombed by the time this is over. Where's my matza?
We'll be bombed by the time this is over. Where's my matza?

Here, you can have some of mine. I have plenty.
Here, you can have some of mine. I have plenty.

- Yep. - Whoops.
- Yep. - Whoops.

So we're gonna dink it.
So we're gonna dink it.

- Dink it. - And sink it.
- Dink it. - And sink it.

And have a drink.
And have a drink.

- Is it supposed to be so dry? - Yes, matza is dry.
- Is it supposed to be so dry? - Yes, matza is dry.

It's unleavened bread.
It's unleavened bread.

Let us recite--
Let us recite--

What? The "Sheh-sheh-yookoo" prayer.
What? The "Sheh-sheh-yookoo" prayer.

I don't know how to pronounce that.
I don't know how to pronounce that.

Let us recite the Larry King prayer.
Let us recite the Larry King prayer.

All together now. "Blessed are you, Oh, Lord our God."
All together now. "Blessed are you, Oh, Lord our God."

Do we drop the beat for this or something?
Do we drop the beat for this or something?

I'm not sure where we're at.
I'm not sure where we're at.

( hip hop beat )
( hip hop beat )

Blessed are you, Lord our God,
Blessed are you, Lord our God,

King of the universe,
King of the universe,

who has granted us life,
who has granted us life,

sustained us, and enabled us
sustained us, and enabled us

to reach this occasion.
to reach this occasion.

- Thank you, Lord. -
- Thank you, Lord. -

Now we dip the parsley in the salt water
Now we dip the parsley in the salt water

and eat it, symbolizing the salty tears...
and eat it, symbolizing the salty tears...

There are no page numbers.
There are no page numbers.

...that the Jews shed in Europe.
...that the Jews shed in Europe.

We're going right to left. This is Jewish.
We're going right to left. This is Jewish.

Is this salt water?
Is this salt water?

Salt water parsley. Wow, exquisite.
Salt water parsley. Wow, exquisite.

This year we are here.
This year we are here.

Next year-- next year in Jerusalem.
Next year-- next year in Jerusalem.

This-- we beg for this.
This-- we beg for this.

Next year in Jerusalem.
Next year in Jerusalem.

- Next year in Jerusalem. - Jerusalem.
- Next year in Jerusalem. - Jerusalem.

That's where we wanna be.
That's where we wanna be.

That's where we wanna be.
That's where we wanna be.

Right now we're on the road.
Right now we're on the road.

The four questions are to be asked
The four questions are to be asked

by the youngest person at the table.
by the youngest person at the table.

You're the youngest, I guess, Link is.
You're the youngest, I guess, Link is.

Why do you think I'm the youngest?
Why do you think I'm the youngest?

You look the youngest. You act the youngest.
You look the youngest. You act the youngest.

- Bingo. - He could be your father.
- Bingo. - He could be your father.

I could be your grandfather.
I could be your grandfather.

- Would you, please? - Okay, Link.
- Would you, please? - Okay, Link.

( imitating child ) Why is this night different
( imitating child ) Why is this night different

from all other nights, Larry King?
from all other nights, Larry King?

We eat unleavened bread
We eat unleavened bread

to remind us that when we fled Egypt,
to remind us that when we fled Egypt,

we did not have time to let our bread rise.
we did not have time to let our bread rise.

Ah, that's why it's so dry.
Ah, that's why it's so dry.

( imitating child ) Why is it that on all other nights
( imitating child ) Why is it that on all other nights

we eat all kinds of vegetables,
we eat all kinds of vegetables,

but on this night we eat bitter "herbs"?
but on this night we eat bitter "herbs"?

To remind us how bitter life was as for us as slaves.
To remind us how bitter life was as for us as slaves.

- Remember that? In Egypt? Oy, was that bitter. - Yeah, it was bad.
- Remember that? In Egypt? Oy, was that bitter. - Yeah, it was bad.

( imitating child ) Why is it on all other nights,
( imitating child ) Why is it on all other nights,

we do not dip our vegetables even once,
we do not dip our vegetables even once,

but on this night we dip them twice?
but on this night we dip them twice?

Good question, Linky.
Good question, Linky.

When we dip twice, we are reminded
When we dip twice, we are reminded

of the sweetness of redemption.
of the sweetness of redemption.

Oh, we get to eat more parsley.
Oh, we get to eat more parsley.

I say that.
I say that.

- Come on, Link. - Read the rules.
- Come on, Link. - Read the rules.

Every time I say a plague, dip your pinkie in your wine.
Every time I say a plague, dip your pinkie in your wine.

Don't mind if I do.
Don't mind if I do.

Blood, frogs, lice,
Blood, frogs, lice,

wild beasts, disease,
wild beasts, disease,

boils, hail and fire.
boils, hail and fire.

- That's two. - Locusts, darkness,
- That's two. - Locusts, darkness,

and death of the firstborn.
and death of the firstborn.

I wish I would've washed my pinkie first.
I wish I would've washed my pinkie first.

( singing in Hebrew ) ♪ Die-die-yeinu ♪
( singing in Hebrew ) ♪ Die-die-yeinu ♪

♪ Dayeinu, dayeinu, dayeinu ♪
♪ Dayeinu, dayeinu, dayeinu ♪

Who's Yeinu and why does he have to die?
Who's Yeinu and why does he have to die?

I don't know.
I don't know.

Why do we eat maror?
Why do we eat maror?

- That's horseradish. - Yes.
- That's horseradish. - Yes.

Everyone should taste it. I will not,
Everyone should taste it. I will not,

because I can't stand the way it burns in my mouth.
because I can't stand the way it burns in my mouth.

Now, if you knew half the stuff we ate on our show, this would be nothing.
Now, if you knew half the stuff we ate on our show, this would be nothing.

- Ooh. - Ugh.
- Ooh. - Ugh.

You are suffering the way they suffered.
You are suffering the way they suffered.

Now you know what we went through.
Now you know what we went through.

This is the shank bone.
This is the shank bone.

You gonna sharpen that and stab one of us?
You gonna sharpen that and stab one of us?

We do not eat this. It is symbolic.
We do not eat this. It is symbolic.

How would we even go about eating it?
How would we even go about eating it?

- Your dog could eat it. - Yeah, a dog could definitely do it.
- Your dog could eat it. - Yeah, a dog could definitely do it.

I always wonder what dogs think.
I always wonder what dogs think.

I think they think a lot about humping.
I think they think a lot about humping.

- On what? - Humping.
- On what? - Humping.

You think they like that?
You think they like that?

We're getting to the end here.
We're getting to the end here.

Let's here it. Hey, happy Seder!
Let's here it. Hey, happy Seder!

( muttering ) Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
( muttering ) Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

It's been a festive Seder.
It's been a festive Seder.

I've been ho happy. Ho-happy-happ-- ( stammers )
I've been ho happy. Ho-happy-happ-- ( stammers )

- Get a little bombed. - Yeah.
- Get a little bombed. - Yeah.

Bombed on Manischewitz Concord grape.
Bombed on Manischewitz Concord grape.

Larry, thank you so much.
Larry, thank you so much.

My pleasure. I hope I helped you.
My pleasure. I hope I helped you.

I feel so prepared.
I feel so prepared.

Thank you, everybody. Happy Seder.
Thank you, everybody. Happy Seder.

Happy Passover.
Happy Passover.

All: Next year in Jerusalem!
All: Next year in Jerusalem!

Rhett:
Rhett:

can guess what minor league baseball mascots
can guess what minor league baseball mascots

are real or fake.
are real or fake.

Gathering with your family for the holidays?
Gathering with your family for the holidays?

Pour the wine into this "Boiled For Safety" mug,
Pour the wine into this "Boiled For Safety" mug,

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