I made a video on my personal channel explaining  where I’ve been and what happened. There’s a  
I made a video on my personal channel explaining  where I’ve been and what happened. There’s a  

link to that video at the top of the description  or right over here. Long story short, I’m back  
link to that video at the top of the description  or right over here. Long story short, I’m back  

and the first thing I want to do is show you  some DONGs…things you can do online now, guys!
and the first thing I want to do is show you  some DONGs…things you can do online now, guys!

Let’s use this Pokemon guide as a quick  refresher. It has all Generation 1 pokemon and  
Let’s use this Pokemon guide as a quick  refresher. It has all Generation 1 pokemon and  

gives you useful information like type, moves,  stats and more. But what we want to focus on  
gives you useful information like type, moves,  stats and more. But what we want to focus on  

is the sprite. Really focus on it. Memorize  the outline because that's all you get with
is the sprite. Really focus on it. Memorize  the outline because that's all you get with

Who’s That Pokemon? No seriously…who is it. I  don’t know. Just kidding I’m cool as heck - it’s  
Who’s That Pokemon? No seriously…who is it. I  don’t know. Just kidding I’m cool as heck - it’s  

RAICHU. You can select which Generation you want  to choose from or just do all of em, change the  
RAICHU. You can select which Generation you want  to choose from or just do all of em, change the  

difficulty level from easy to elite with  Elite only giving you sound to guess from.  
difficulty level from easy to elite with  Elite only giving you sound to guess from.  

But instead of looking at the  outside of the Pocket Monsters,  
But instead of looking at the  outside of the Pocket Monsters,  

let’s look at their insides……….by  exploring the Pokemon Fossil Museum.
let’s look at their insides……….by  exploring the Pokemon Fossil Museum.

If you can’t make it to Japan this is the next  best thing. This site allows you to explore  
If you can’t make it to Japan this is the next  best thing. This site allows you to explore  

the entire museum, seeing the exhibits and the  incredibly cool fossilized remains of Pokemon.  
the entire museum, seeing the exhibits and the  incredibly cool fossilized remains of Pokemon.  

One thing I really appreciate is that they have  fossils of the real creatures that inspired these  
One thing I really appreciate is that they have  fossils of the real creatures that inspired these  

fictional critters. Oh that reminds me…take  a seat. Hey sport…I’ve been meaning to have  
fictional critters. Oh that reminds me…take  a seat. Hey sport…I’ve been meaning to have  

this conversation with you for a while but  probably best to rip the band aid off. Pokemon  
this conversation with you for a while but  probably best to rip the band aid off. Pokemon  

aren’t real. Those aren’t real fossils of them.  I know, I’m sad too. Let’s drown our sorrows in
aren’t real. Those aren’t real fossils of them.  I know, I’m sad too. Let’s drown our sorrows in

The Deep Sea. An interactive site that takes  you through the entire water column so you can  
The Deep Sea. An interactive site that takes  you through the entire water column so you can  

explore all 5 zones of the ocean. The site also  provides interesting facts on your way down about  
explore all 5 zones of the ocean. The site also  provides interesting facts on your way down about  

the sea life that inhabits it. For example if  we go to 1500 meters, into the Midnight Zone,  
the sea life that inhabits it. For example if  we go to 1500 meters, into the Midnight Zone,  

we find the big red jellyfish and learn that  many deep sea species use the color red as  
we find the big red jellyfish and learn that  many deep sea species use the color red as  

camouflage since it's the first color to leave  the spectrum as you dive deeper. Instead of  
camouflage since it's the first color to leave  the spectrum as you dive deeper. Instead of  

exploring the watery abyss that is our ocean,  let's explore the abyss that is space with
exploring the watery abyss that is our ocean,  let's explore the abyss that is space with

A Real Time Trip to Mars. Just keep this tab  open for 210 days to win. Alright here we go.  
A Real Time Trip to Mars. Just keep this tab  open for 210 days to win. Alright here we go.  

Look at us. We are venturing into the unknown.  Pushing humanity further not just into the far  
Look at us. We are venturing into the unknown.  Pushing humanity further not just into the far  

reaches of our solar system but deeper into our  understanding of the cosmos and this is boring.
reaches of our solar system but deeper into our  understanding of the cosmos and this is boring.

It feels like we’ve been traveling forever but  it's only been just a minute. This game tests  
It feels like we’ve been traveling forever but  it's only been just a minute. This game tests  

your internal clock to see if you actually can  judge one minute of time passing. Woah, time.
your internal clock to see if you actually can  judge one minute of time passing. Woah, time.

For something a little faster paced  lets visit our good friend Tom Scott  
For something a little faster paced  lets visit our good friend Tom Scott  

and play his game You Can’t Do Maths Under  Pressure. It starts relatively easy with  
and play his game You Can’t Do Maths Under  Pressure. It starts relatively easy with  

basic addition and subtraction. Then throws in  multiplication and division before ratcheting  
basic addition and subtraction. Then throws in  multiplication and division before ratcheting  

up the excitement with solving for X and order  of operations all while the timer speeds up.
up the excitement with solving for X and order  of operations all while the timer speeds up.

If you’d rather play with numbers but at your own  pace, there’s Parity. You have a 3x3 board filled  
If you’d rather play with numbers but at your own  pace, there’s Parity. You have a 3x3 board filled  

with numbers. The object of the game is to get  all the numbers to be exactly the same. Move the  
with numbers. The object of the game is to get  all the numbers to be exactly the same. Move the  

highlighted section around the board and each  space you move to increases that space’s number  
highlighted section around the board and each  space you move to increases that space’s number  

by one. You have to plan on your route ahead of  time in order to win. Sometimes backtracking to  
by one. You have to plan on your route ahead of  time in order to win. Sometimes backtracking to  

increase the value, especially when the game  starts throwing in negative numbers. But maybe  
increase the value, especially when the game  starts throwing in negative numbers. But maybe  

puzzles and math are not your thing and you  would rather have a transition to another  
puzzles and math are not your thing and you  would rather have a transition to another  

DONG by having everything I’m currently saying  be shown as an actual playable spotify playlist  
DONG by having everything I’m currently saying  be shown as an actual playable spotify playlist  

that I will link in the description for you  to listen to courtesy of weird spot dot fyi.
that I will link in the description for you  to listen to courtesy of weird spot dot fyi.

Instead of having a spotify  playlist speak for you,  
Instead of having a spotify  playlist speak for you,  

have the movies do it with  Play Phrase. It has over  
have the movies do it with  Play Phrase. It has over  

7.6 Million phrases so type in what you're  looking for and get to the chopper. Perfect.
7.6 Million phrases so type in what you're  looking for and get to the chopper. Perfect.

But movies and song titles already exist…what  if we want to create something new? Well good  
But movies and song titles already exist…what  if we want to create something new? Well good  

news we can with These Lyrics Do Not Exist. Pick  a topic, style of music, the mood and the AI will  
news we can with These Lyrics Do Not Exist. Pick  a topic, style of music, the mood and the AI will  

generate some beautiful, grammy winning lyrics  for you. Sensational. Now we just need some music…
generate some beautiful, grammy winning lyrics  for you. Sensational. Now we just need some music…

Which we can create with Song Maker. For the  rhythm you can choose between synth, marimba,  
Which we can create with Song Maker. For the  rhythm you can choose between synth, marimba,  

piano, strings or woodwind. Once you find the  right sound then choose the kind of instrument  
piano, strings or woodwind. Once you find the  right sound then choose the kind of instrument  

for the beat with electronic, blocks, kit or  conga. Depending on your selection you’ll end  
for the beat with electronic, blocks, kit or  conga. Depending on your selection you’ll end  

up with something like this. If you wanna  get even more in depth you can also change  
up with something like this. If you wanna  get even more in depth you can also change  

parameters like beats ber par, scale and  range. One cool feature is you can also use  
parameters like beats ber par, scale and  range. One cool feature is you can also use  

your voice to make a note and this helpful  arrow shows you in what octave range it is.
your voice to make a note and this helpful  arrow shows you in what octave range it is.

Last piece we need are some visuals to go  with it so lets try Super Shape. Adjust  
Last piece we need are some visuals to go  with it so lets try Super Shape. Adjust  

the selections under path and thickness  to get this object looking how you want  
the selections under path and thickness  to get this object looking how you want  

and then turn on the Post FX  to give it a really neat glow.
and then turn on the Post FX  to give it a really neat glow.

But If you don’t feel like making your own  music you could always use this archive of  
But If you don’t feel like making your own  music you could always use this archive of  

old tapes from Kmart that an employee  of theirs from the 1980s and 90s saved  
old tapes from Kmart that an employee  of theirs from the 1980s and 90s saved  

and digitized. The tapes are full of  music the stores would play over the  
and digitized. The tapes are full of  music the stores would play over the  

loud speakers while customers shopped. The  internet is a wild and fascinating place.
loud speakers while customers shopped. The  internet is a wild and fascinating place.

I’m going to leave you with one more DONG. For  those of us not fortunate enough to take part in  
I’m going to leave you with one more DONG. For  those of us not fortunate enough to take part in  

Mr Beasts squid game or the real squid game  which is probably for the best? Thomas Park  
Mr Beasts squid game or the real squid game  which is probably for the best? Thomas Park  

made a version using only CSS. You can  try your luck with the glass bridge…and  
made a version using only CSS. You can  try your luck with the glass bridge…and  

I’m dead. Red light green light…and I’m still  dead. Or Dalgona…and I SURVIVED. I DID IT!
I’m dead. Red light green light…and I’m still  dead. Or Dalgona…and I SURVIVED. I DID IT!

Links to all the DONGs can be found in the  description below as well as the link to my  
Links to all the DONGs can be found in the  description below as well as the link to my  

personal channel if you want to hang out with  me over there. It feels good to be back and,  
personal channel if you want to hang out with  me over there. It feels good to be back and,  

as always, thanks for watching!
as always, thanks for watching!