hi it's Divya G. What does the G stand for? The G stands for good reads because
hi it's Divya G. What does the G stand for? The G stands for good reads because

today we're gonna be reading some good jokes... unlike mine. So, to be my friend on
today we're gonna be reading some good jokes... unlike mine. So, to be my friend on

Goodreads you have to send me a joke (other than my failed dreams) and because
Goodreads you have to send me a joke (other than my failed dreams) and because

sharing is caring unless it's an STD and the NSA are having a field day and
sharing is caring unless it's an STD and the NSA are having a field day and

nothing is private in this world anymore so there's really no point in keeping
nothing is private in this world anymore so there's really no point in keeping

anything to secret. Today I wanted to share with you some of the best
anything to secret. Today I wanted to share with you some of the best

submissions that I've received. So the question that I asked was "tell me a joke"
submissions that I've received. So the question that I asked was "tell me a joke"

and Madeleine Hanson says 'my life'. 'Why are you asking about yourself though'. Oh
and Madeleine Hanson says 'my life'. 'Why are you asking about yourself though'. Oh

I came here to have a good time and I am feeling so attacked right now do I look
I came here to have a good time and I am feeling so attacked right now do I look

like potato wedges? Am I out here getting that Sunday roast? Actually don't answer
like potato wedges? Am I out here getting that Sunday roast? Actually don't answer

that question. 'My face that's why I don't show it in my profile picture'
that question. 'My face that's why I don't show it in my profile picture'

Girl... James Blunt - You're Beautiful
Girl... James Blunt - You're Beautiful

'Jake Paul's career' whooooooooo boy does someone have a mop there has been a
'Jake Paul's career' whooooooooo boy does someone have a mop there has been a

tea spillage over here mmmmmmmmmmmm sip sip sip
tea spillage over here mmmmmmmmmmmm sip sip sip

'my life'. 'can't think of one sorry but I like pineapple' what... x and y where is the
'my life'. 'can't think of one sorry but I like pineapple' what... x and y where is the

correlation. 'I looove your channel now if that's a joke or not... you decide' I think
correlation. 'I looove your channel now if that's a joke or not... you decide' I think

issa joke. 'I am terrible at jokes' *whispering* but Sandra you didn't even try though you didn't
issa joke. 'I am terrible at jokes' *whispering* but Sandra you didn't even try though you didn't

even try.
even try.

My life.
My life.

'You once told this as a joke in your youtube videos: what's
'You once told this as a joke in your youtube videos: what's

red and bad for your teeth?' *cackling* A brick *more cackling*
red and bad for your teeth?' *cackling* A brick *more cackling*

cause it's true
cause it's true

*wheezing*
*wheezing*

I think I'm the only person who finds that joke that funny *sharp inhale of breath*
I think I'm the only person who finds that joke that funny *sharp inhale of breath*

It's honestly.... it's a good joke yeah
It's honestly.... it's a good joke yeah

*more cackling*
*more cackling*

Oh my god.. oh dear. dear. dear.
Oh my god.. oh dear. dear. dear.

You know what? Forget it yeah. If I'm not going to laugh at my own jokes - who will? 'You are so funny'
You know what? Forget it yeah. If I'm not going to laugh at my own jokes - who will? 'You are so funny'

funny looking? 'whenever i undress in the bathroom my shower gets turned on'
funny looking? 'whenever i undress in the bathroom my shower gets turned on'

mine doesn't Sarah said most young adult novels
mine doesn't Sarah said most young adult novels

oh girl Sarah no you better sleep with one eye open tonight cuz they are coming
oh girl Sarah no you better sleep with one eye open tonight cuz they are coming

for you you better say goodbye to all your loved ones all your family and
for you you better say goodbye to all your loved ones all your family and

friends you better stop saying your prayers you better pack up and move
friends you better stop saying your prayers you better pack up and move

change identities, move to mexic-
change identities, move to mexic-

Gabi said "your life.. but I only say that"
Gabi said "your life.. but I only say that"

because mine is too. Katy: They ask you how are you and you have to say that you're fine and you're not really fine
because mine is too. Katy: They ask you how are you and you have to say that you're fine and you're not really fine

you just can't get into it because they would never understand. 'my life...
you just can't get into it because they would never understand. 'my life...

haha'. 'how does a train eat?it goes choo choo' or does it actually go -
haha'. 'how does a train eat?it goes choo choo' or does it actually go -

Knock knock
Knock knock

who's there? lettuce. lettuce who? lettuce in *cackling*
who's there? lettuce. lettuce who? lettuce in *cackling*

Our president. that's- that's- that's not even funny though
Our president. that's- that's- that's not even funny though

Eliza says the selection series... sorry no sorry. GUUURRRLL. 'What's green and
Eliza says the selection series... sorry no sorry. GUUURRRLL. 'What's green and

hangs from a tree a raw monkey... what's what's green and hangs from a tree a.. a raw..
hangs from a tree a raw monkey... what's what's green and hangs from a tree a.. a raw..

monkey- a raw- a raw monkey green.. and hangs? a- a- a- raw- Carolina says Twilight what
monkey- a raw- a raw monkey green.. and hangs? a- a- a- raw- Carolina says Twilight what

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? a condescending con descending *cackling*
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? a condescending con descending *cackling*

Sarah says....men. Amen Sarah though a amen. Stacey sent me a link.
Sarah says....men. Amen Sarah though a amen. Stacey sent me a link.

hi
hi