Jon, how you doing? Dave.
Jon, how you doing? Dave.

Pleased to meet you.
Pleased to meet you.

Chris. Nice to meet you.
Chris. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, Chris. Welcome to "Would You Buy That?"
Nice to meet you, Chris. Welcome to "Would You Buy That?"

We test prod
We test prod

of this product, okay?
of this product, okay?

Yeah.
Yeah.

Why wouldn't I want to be on TV?
Why wouldn't I want to be on TV?

I'm him. I'm that man.
I'm him. I'm that man.

I run (bleep).
I run (bleep).

I'm supposed-- I'm supposed to have been doing this (bleep).
I'm supposed-- I'm supposed to have been doing this (bleep).

I told y'all I was coming.
I told y'all I was coming.

Didn't I tell y'all?
Didn't I tell y'all?

Now I'm in here
Now I'm in here

doing an interview.
doing an interview.

Hold on, wait a minute, get ,
Hold on, wait a minute, get ,

two-- over there! One!
two-- over there! One!

Hey, welcome to "Would You Buy That?"
Hey, welcome to "Would You Buy That?"

I am Jon, I'm gonna be your host
I am Jon, I'm gonna be your host

and, um, this is my co-host, Mr.
and, um, this is my co-host, Mr.

It's, uh, Gone Cream.
It's, uh, Gone Cream.

I think we should welcome the doctor, Jon.
I think we should welcome the doctor, Jon.

Let's welcome the doctor.
Let's welcome the doctor.

Doctor, come on in here, sir.
Doctor, come on in here, sir.

How you doing, man?
How you doing, man?

How are you? Hi.
How are you? Hi.

Let's talk about this cream. Hey.
Let's talk about this cream. Hey.

Hi.
Hi.

How you doing?
How you doing?

Dr. Kleevahj. What--
Dr. Kleevahj. What--

I'm Jon.
I'm Jon.

Jon.
Jon.

And-- I'm just Jon. Chris.
And-- I'm just Jon. Chris.

Chris, hi.
Chris, hi.

Hi.
Hi.

(chuckles) So do you--
(chuckles) So do you--

who was wearing, you know,
who was wearing, you know,

she wore scarves first three dates.
she wore scarves first three dates.

For what?
For what?

Exactly. That's what I thought.
Exactly. That's what I thought.

The fourth date, I said, "What's going on?"
The fourth date, I said, "What's going on?"

She took it off, it said "Greg."
She took it off, it said "Greg."

Is that your first name?
Is that your first name?

No, that's what I'm saying.
No, that's what I'm saying.

But I didn't want her to put a laser on it.
But I didn't want her to put a laser on it.

Too much pain.
Too much pain.

Too much pain.
Too much pain.

And expensive.
And expensive.

Expensive.
Expensive.

Exactly.
Exactly.

And then I thought, wait a second.
And then I thought, wait a second.

what if I can make something
what if I can make something

that puts layers of skin over the original skin
that puts layers of skin over the original skin

and makes it go away?
and makes it go away?

Pssh, that sound like a damn good idea to me.
Pssh, that sound like a damn good idea to me.

Okay.
Okay.

It's called a three-step process,
It's called a three-step process,

and it's called that
and it's called that

because there's three steps and it's a process.
because there's three steps and it's a process.

Okay.
Okay.

Apply Gone Cream.
Apply Gone Cream.

Okay.
Okay.

Prime it with UV,
Prime it with UV,

and then step three, marvel at the results.
and then step three, marvel at the results.

That sound like a hell of a deal to me, I'm with that.
That sound like a hell of a deal to me, I'm with that.

I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.

I am with that.
I am with that.

Chris, you got some tattoos you wanna get removed?
Chris, you got some tattoos you wanna get removed?

Yeah.
Yeah.

I do, Jon.
I do, Jon.

My grandfather's name is Richard.
My grandfather's name is Richard.

Rim.
Rim.

I'm ready.
I'm ready.

Yeah, we're gonna do Chris first, 'cause he put it on--
Yeah, we're gonna do Chris first, 'cause he put it on--

he put it on first.
he put it on first.

Oh, okay, go ahead, Chris.
Oh, okay, go ahead, Chris.

Mine's, like, tingling, man. Is it tingling? That's good.
Mine's, like, tingling, man. Is it tingling? That's good.

Do you want to--
Do you want to--

Let's get Chris up in here, get him in this light
Let's get Chris up in here, get him in this light

and make sure-- damn.
and make sure-- damn.

Oh, cool.
Oh, cool.

Oh, cool.
Oh, cool.

Like a space shuttle or something, man.
Like a space shuttle or something, man.

Yeah, go ahead and close it.
Yeah, go ahead and close it.

We're gonna close him in.
We're gonna close him in.

And I'll start the clock.
And I'll start the clock.

You gonna be famought on in her.
You gonna be famought on in her.

Got some A.C. in there for you.
Got some A.C. in there for you.

Right now, Chris is in here, he has the Gone Cream applied.
Right now, Chris is in here, he has the Gone Cream applied.

We're gonna leave him in there for about ten minutes
We're gonna leave him in there for about ten minutes

and we're gonna see that tattoo
and we're gonna see that tattoo

start to fade away.
start to fade away.

Okay.
Okay.

I think we're just about ready.
I think we're just about ready.

We're gonna have Chris come on out of there, man,
We're gonna have Chris come on out of there, man,

and I'm gonna switch places with Chris.
and I'm gonna switch places with Chris.

Excellent.
Excellent.

Come on out.
Come on out.

Man, you looking good already.
Man, you looking good already.

Thanks.
Thanks.

This stuff is-- Wow, it's fading.
This stuff is-- Wow, it's fading.

It's tingly.
It's tingly.

Bro, it's really fading.
Bro, it's really fading.

Yeah.
Yeah.

I'm gonna buy the hell out of this product.
I'm gonna buy the hell out of this product.

Thank you.
Thank you.

I can't believe it's working that fast.
I can't believe it's working that fast.

What does this do?
What does this do?

This is, like, you know, you go to the dentist
This is, like, you know, you go to the dentist

or you go to, you know, get an x-ray.
or you go to, you know, get an x-ray.

Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.

Is that, like, protection from the "lightning"
Is that, like, protection from the "lightning"

or something like that?
or something like that?

From the UVB.
From the UVB.

Okay.
Okay.

So go ahead.
So go ahead.

Let's try this again.
Let's try this again.

Let's do it.
Let's do it.

Okay.
Okay.

I love this product, you should try it.
I love this product, you should try it.

My friend Chris is out there.
My friend Chris is out there.

His tattoo is fading away,
His tattoo is fading away,

this is-- It's awesome.
this is-- It's awesome.

Is it tingling for you?
Is it tingling for you?

It tickles a little bit.
It tickles a little bit.

But that means it's just working, you know?
But that means it's just working, you know?

That's the stem cells activating.
That's the stem cells activating.

You know how long
You know how long

I've been wanting this tattoo
I've been wanting this tattoo

removed off my ankle?
removed off my ankle?

Jon, is it hurting for you, man?
Jon, is it hurting for you, man?

No, it feels great.
No, it feels great.

I'm start-- I'm starting to feel it really burn, man.
I'm start-- I'm starting to feel it really burn, man.

Aah!
Aah!

Stop!
Stop!

What's going on out there, man?
What's going on out there, man?

Okay...
Okay...

This does not feel good, man.
This does not feel good, man.

You can come out, it's, it's just--
You can come out, it's, it's just--

Yeah, 'cause he's-- he's crying like a baby right now.
Yeah, 'cause he's-- he's crying like a baby right now.

We're gonna have to--
We're gonna have to--

He's really just moaning, that's why.
He's really just moaning, that's why.

Yeah. Wow.
Yeah. Wow.

Chris, come on, man, you're a grown man.
Chris, come on, man, you're a grown man.

Did you take hormone pills?
Did you take hormone pills?

What the hell is going on with you?
What the hell is going on with you?

Um, that's...
Um, that's...

What the hell is--
What the hell is--

You nipping, bro.
You nipping, bro.

That's part of the--
That's part of the--

That's part of the swelling, I--
That's part of the swelling, I--

He got man boobs.
He got man boobs.

You need-- You didn't put the vest on.
You need-- You didn't put the vest on.

You went in without the vest.
You went in without the vest.

like some National Geographic type.
like some National Geographic type.

No... You're like--
No... You're like--

What?
What?

That's sick.
That's sick.

It's-- It's swelling.
It's-- It's swelling.

No... You're like--
No... You're like--

What.
What.

I gotta go to the bathroom right now.
I gotta go to the bathroom right now.

I don't understand what-- what is going on right now.
I don't understand what-- what is going on right now.

It's the stem cells, so it an estrogen l.
It's the stem cells, so it an estrogen l.

It's just for a short time.
It's just for a short time.

Why didn't you tell me this before?
Why didn't you tell me this before?

It's on the board, it's clearly...
It's on the board, it's clearly...

Yeah, clearly it's on the board,
Yeah, clearly it's on the board,

but it don't say swelling boobs on that damn board, neither.
but it don't say swelling boobs on that damn board, neither.

Okay, well, you're not doing anything
Okay, well, you're not doing anything

I need to go places.
I need to go places.

I can't be walking around in no big thick-ass coat, Doc.
I can't be walking around in no big thick-ass coat, Doc.

Okay, I have something that I think will help.
Okay, I have something that I think will help.

Okay, what-- what's that, Doc?
Okay, what-- what's that, Doc?

This is an unintended swelling brace.
This is an unintended swelling brace.

I'm not (bleep) wearing no damn bra.
I'm not (bleep) wearing no damn bra.

Let's just see if this will fit on you.
Let's just see if this will fit on you.

I'm not putting that on.
I'm not putting that on.

So I gotta walk around with tits or a big-ass coat.
So I gotta walk around with tits or a big-ass coat.

Or if you have-- I don't know, maybe you can put a box
Or if you have-- I don't know, maybe you can put a box

in front of you that you're holding when you walk around.
in front of you that you're holding when you walk around.

Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

I'm supposed to carry a big-ass box?
I'm supposed to carry a big-ass box?

Something good you can do,
Something good you can do,

instead of selling me bull(bleep).
instead of selling me bull(bleep).

I'm not--
I'm not--

I don't want no man titties.
I don't want no man titties.

--
--

What is it, Doc? You done sold me some bull(bleep).
What is it, Doc? You done sold me some bull(bleep).

Now you telling me you got more product.
Now you telling me you got more product.

What does this product do, huh?
What does this product do, huh?

It's called "Fameless."
It's called "Fameless."

it's the prank show you're on right now.
it's the prank show you're on right now.

Oh...
Oh...

♪♪
♪♪

Ha-ha...!
Ha-ha...!

This is some bull(bleep).
This is some bull(bleep).

You got me.
You got me.

Chris, you ain't got no boobs!
Chris, you ain't got no boobs!

Oh, hell no!
Oh, hell no!

"Fameless."
"Fameless."

Ain't that a bitch?
Ain't that a bitch?

I went in the damn thing, go underneath the light
I went in the damn thing, go underneath the light

and came out seeing those big-ass tits
and came out seeing those big-ass tits

and a removed tattoo
and a removed tattoo

I really don't understand what the hell just went on right now
I really don't understand what the hell just went on right now

I just got pranked - I, I got pranked.
I just got pranked - I, I got pranked.