People are always curious when they run into me when I'm out in the world and
People are always curious when they run into me when I'm out in the world and

they ask me questions.
they ask me questions.

And they always ask me if it's hard to stay focused when I'm doing this show,
And they always ask me if it's hard to stay focused when I'm doing this show,

when I'm talking to guests?
when I'm talking to guests?

And it's sometimes, I'm tired so yeah sometimes, but
And it's sometimes, I'm tired so yeah sometimes, but

not really because I'm less with that talent of staying focused.
not really because I'm less with that talent of staying focused.

Not everybody has that talent but I have- >> [LAUGH]
Not everybody has that talent but I have- >> [LAUGH]

>> Razor sharp focus, which remains me,
>> Razor sharp focus, which remains me,

I need to buy razor blades.
I need to buy razor blades.

I'm so glad I mention that.
I'm so glad I mention that.

>> [LAUGH] >> You know what else I need?
>> [LAUGH] >> You know what else I need?

Is apples.
Is apples.

I need apples.
I need apples.

>> [LAUGH] >> And bread, and corn.
>> [LAUGH] >> And bread, and corn.

I love corn.
I love corn.

Do you like corn?
Do you like corn?

>> Yeah. >> [APPLAUSE]
>> Yeah. >> [APPLAUSE]

>> I love corn.
>> I love corn.

Every type of corn, it doesn't matter.
Every type of corn, it doesn't matter.

I love corn on the cob, cream corn, can corn, I like popcorn.
I love corn on the cob, cream corn, can corn, I like popcorn.

I don't like when it gets in your teeth, popcorn gets in your teeth sometimes, and
I don't like when it gets in your teeth, popcorn gets in your teeth sometimes, and

like two days later, you're like, I had popcorn two days ago.
like two days later, you're like, I had popcorn two days ago.

>> [LAUGH] >> I don't like when you microwave it and
>> [LAUGH] >> I don't like when you microwave it and

it burns and you smell it in the house and it reminds you like, you're a bad cook.
it burns and you smell it in the house and it reminds you like, you're a bad cook.

I know that, yeah I don't need being reminded.
I know that, yeah I don't need being reminded.

>> [LAUGH] >> By you the microwave or
>> [LAUGH] >> By you the microwave or

the smoke detector.
the smoke detector.

Which you know what, I need batteries for my smoke detector.
Which you know what, I need batteries for my smoke detector.

>> [LAUGH] >> I just remembered,
>> [LAUGH] >> I just remembered,

because it just went off like 3 am.
because it just went off like 3 am.

It never goes off in the middle of the day.
It never goes off in the middle of the day.

It's always like 3 am.
It's always like 3 am.

>> [LAUGH].
>> [LAUGH].

>> And then you're wandering around the house going which room is it in?
>> And then you're wandering around the house going which room is it in?

Because it's dark and you don't want to turn lights on to wake up, so
Because it's dark and you don't want to turn lights on to wake up, so

you're just kind of trying to feel out which room it's in.
you're just kind of trying to feel out which room it's in.

They should have a little voice that says living room, living room, living room, so
They should have a little voice that says living room, living room, living room, so

you know.
you know.

Why is it called a living room by the way, that's so weird.
Why is it called a living room by the way, that's so weird.

I can understand bedrooms, bedrooms have beds in it, bathrooms have baths,
I can understand bedrooms, bedrooms have beds in it, bathrooms have baths,

dining rooms have you know dining tables.
dining rooms have you know dining tables.

But a living room you don't just live in a living room, you know.
But a living room you don't just live in a living room, you know.

You know. >> [LAUGH]
You know. >> [LAUGH]

>> Unless you live in a studio apartment.
>> Unless you live in a studio apartment.

Which is a weird name because.
Which is a weird name because.

>> [LAUGH] >> Studio
>> [LAUGH] >> Studio

apartment sounds like you're recording an album.
apartment sounds like you're recording an album.

>> [LAUGH] >> Or shooting a movie but you're not,
>> [LAUGH] >> Or shooting a movie but you're not,

you're just sleeping next to the kitchen is what you're doing, you know?
you're just sleeping next to the kitchen is what you're doing, you know?

>> [LAUGH] >> And
>> [LAUGH] >> And

that phrase if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
that phrase if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.

That doesn't apply here cuz you're next to the kitchen.
That doesn't apply here cuz you're next to the kitchen.

>> [LAUGH] >> And you're, I can't.
>> [LAUGH] >> And you're, I can't.

I'm sleeping here, you know?
I'm sleeping here, you know?

>> [LAUGH] >> Or
>> [LAUGH] >> Or

that the saying a picture is worth 1,000 words.
that the saying a picture is worth 1,000 words.

Which is true unless the picture's out of focus and then it's worth zero words.
Which is true unless the picture's out of focus and then it's worth zero words.

>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]
>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]

>> I forgot what I was talking about,
>> I forgot what I was talking about,

but anyway, let's just dance.
but anyway, let's just dance.