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  • 00:00

    EB: Hello, it's me, the Easter Bunny. Just letting you know that Dan and Phil have added new dates to their world tour
    EB: Hello, it's me, the Easter Bunny. Just letting you know that Dan and Phil have added new dates to their world tour

  • 00:05

    And you could see them on stage in your town! So go to: danandphiltour.com or I'll eAT YOUR EGGS
    And you could see them on stage in your town! So go to: danandphiltour.com or I'll eAT YOUR EGGS

  • 00:11

    Now let's watch two nerds baking
    Now let's watch two nerds baking

  • 00:13

    Dan: Hi! Phil: Hello, DanandPhilGames-- I mean-
    Dan: Hi! Phil: Hello, DanandPhilGames-- I mean-

  • 00:16

    P: That's the wrong- Why do I always do that?! D: You had one freaking job
    P: That's the wrong- Why do I always do that?! D: You had one freaking job

  • 00:19

    P: Hello, AmazingPhil... D: Also I think that was the lamest intro either of us have ever done to a video
    P: Hello, AmazingPhil... D: Also I think that was the lamest intro either of us have ever done to a video

  • 00:24

    P: I know! What were we doing? It was like back-to-back
    P: I know! What were we doing? It was like back-to-back

  • 00:26

    D: It's England's hottest new boy band of two people because they don't have any other friends P: Bunny Boys™
    D: It's England's hottest new boy band of two people because they don't have any other friends P: Bunny Boys™

  • 00:31

    P: You never know D: This is not the meaning of Easter.
    P: You never know D: This is not the meaning of Easter.

  • 00:33

    D: And welcome to the new episode of Dan and Phil bake stuff!
    D: And welcome to the new episode of Dan and Phil bake stuff!

  • 00:38

    P: I don't think you're embracing the Easter spirit with this.
    P: I don't think you're embracing the Easter spirit with this.

  • 00:40

    [Boing]
    [Boing]

  • 00:41

    P: I feel like-- I feel like it's a sad rabbit
    P: I feel like-- I feel like it's a sad rabbit

  • 00:43

    P: I feel like this is a sad flower crown D: If I was a rabbit, and an Easter spirit, I would have
    P: I feel like this is a sad flower crown D: If I was a rabbit, and an Easter spirit, I would have

  • 00:48

    D: black flowers growing out of my head and grey ears, thank you P: It's your rabbitsona? D: Yes. P: It's becoming real. D: Anyway!
    D: black flowers growing out of my head and grey ears, thank you P: It's your rabbitsona? D: Yes. P: It's becoming real. D: Anyway!

  • 00:55

    D: What are we making Phil? P: We're embracing the spirit of the bunnies and making BUNNY BISCUITS.
    D: What are we making Phil? P: We're embracing the spirit of the bunnies and making BUNNY BISCUITS.

  • 01:01

    D: That's right.
    D: That's right.

  • 01:02

    P: That's the British kind of biscuit, not your weird American gravy snack. We're talking about cookies- D: Ain't no gravy up in this kitch'
    P: That's the British kind of biscuit, not your weird American gravy snack. We're talking about cookies- D: Ain't no gravy up in this kitch'

  • 01:09

    P: Crunchy, shortbread biscuit *B U N N I E S*
    P: Crunchy, shortbread biscuit *B U N N I E S*

  • 01:12

    P: Unfortunately, we couldn't find a recipe from Dan's senpai, Delia Smith,
    P: Unfortunately, we couldn't find a recipe from Dan's senpai, Delia Smith,

  • 01:16

    *Insert Dan regretting his old branding here*
    *Insert Dan regretting his old branding here*

  • 01:18

    D: Yeah thanks. P: Old memes. D: Oh, shout out to that- what a bizarre choice, P: I know D: of a thing to be part of my core branding
    D: Yeah thanks. P: Old memes. D: Oh, shout out to that- what a bizarre choice, P: I know D: of a thing to be part of my core branding

  • 01:26

    D: Dark times, truly. P: *giggles* We did find a Sainsburys one which isn't a spon. D: So go check it out!
    D: Dark times, truly. P: *giggles* We did find a Sainsburys one which isn't a spon. D: So go check it out!

  • 01:31

    P: It was just good. D: 'Cause It good.
    P: It was just good. D: 'Cause It good.

  • 01:32

    P: You will need!!!1!!!11!!
    P: You will need!!!1!!!11!!

  • 01:33

    D: Jesus
    D: Jesus

  • 01:35

    P: You don't need Jesus.
    P: You don't need Jesus.

  • 01:36

    D: It is Easter. P: Jesus is, he's gone behind the egg hasn't he? I mean the egg rock. And then he emerges after-
    D: It is Easter. P: Jesus is, he's gone behind the egg hasn't he? I mean the egg rock. And then he emerges after-

  • 01:41

    *Phil regrets life*
    *Phil regrets life*

  • 01:44

    P: I know about religion!
    P: I know about religion!

  • 01:45

    D: I'm offended and... P: That's...!
    D: I'm offended and... P: That's...!

  • 01:48

    D: 100 grams of room temperature unsalted butter
    D: 100 grams of room temperature unsalted butter

  • 01:51

    P: Stop it!
    P: Stop it!

  • 01:52

    D: No! P: What? D: Room temperature.
    D: No! P: What? D: Room temperature.

  • 01:54

    P: Ooo, it's not cold.
    P: Ooo, it's not cold.

  • 01:56

    P: Mmm
    P: Mmm

  • 01:57

    P: 50 grams of caster sugar cast in the fires of
    P: 50 grams of caster sugar cast in the fires of

  • 02:00

    P: E A S T E R.
    P: E A S T E R.

  • 02:00

    D: 120 grams of plain flour
    D: 120 grams of plain flour

  • 02:02

    P: Caught it. D: For a plain guy.
    P: Caught it. D: For a plain guy.

  • 02:05

    D: 30 grams of rice flour?? Whatever the hell that is. P: What is rice flour?
    D: 30 grams of rice flour?? Whatever the hell that is. P: What is rice flour?

  • 02:08

    D: I don't know. Stop being flour, rice! P: Yeah, get in your lane.
    D: I don't know. Stop being flour, rice! P: Yeah, get in your lane.

  • 02:13

    P: Half a teaspoon of vanilla bean paste.
    P: Half a teaspoon of vanilla bean paste.

  • 02:14

    D: Yeah that's right, bean paste. Not essence! P: We've upgraded.
    D: Yeah that's right, bean paste. Not essence! P: We've upgraded.

  • 02:19

    P: We've got the paste! D: We're getting posh!
    P: We've got the paste! D: We're getting posh!

  • 02:20

    P: *Smells* OooooOoh, That's pungent.
    P: *Smells* OooooOoh, That's pungent.

  • 02:21

    D: What do you think... *Smells* *Throws up*
    D: What do you think... *Smells* *Throws up*

  • 02:23

    D: Pure vanilla bean would smell like? P: Like being smacked by an ice cream
    D: Pure vanilla bean would smell like? P: Like being smacked by an ice cream

  • 02:27

    P: 100 grams of icing sugar. D: It goes with your t-shirt
    P: 100 grams of icing sugar. D: It goes with your t-shirt

  • 02:29

    P: It does! D: It's very well planned right now, and I guess with the ears and everything. P: I could be in the army with my camouflage
    P: It does! D: It's very well planned right now, and I guess with the ears and everything. P: I could be in the army with my camouflage

  • 02:34

    [Cricket cricket]
    [Cricket cricket]

  • 02:36

    D: Great baking war. Thats the next war Britain will be involved in.
    D: Great baking war. Thats the next war Britain will be involved in.

  • 02:40

    D: And we'll f**king win. P: We will.
    D: And we'll f**king win. P: We will.

  • 02:42

    P: And if you want your bunnies to be chocolatey, add Pixar's Coco. D: *laughs*
    P: And if you want your bunnies to be chocolatey, add Pixar's Coco. D: *laughs*

  • 02:47

    D: Nice one. P: I love this. They should get an Oscar. D: And if you want them to have myxomatosis add cheese. (Please don't add cheese)
    D: Nice one. P: I love this. They should get an Oscar. D: And if you want them to have myxomatosis add cheese. (Please don't add cheese)

  • 02:53

    D: And 100 grams ready-to-roll white icing P: Definitely not a bag of drugs
    D: And 100 grams ready-to-roll white icing P: Definitely not a bag of drugs

  • 02:58

    P: It looks like a suspicious package. D: It didn't look like a suspicious package until you said that. P: It did!
    P: It looks like a suspicious package. D: It didn't look like a suspicious package until you said that. P: It did!

  • 03:01

    P: This is evidence constable! Take him away!
    P: This is evidence constable! Take him away!

  • 03:03

    P: Some writing icing. D: Which- P: You were meant to catch it!
    P: Some writing icing. D: Which- P: You were meant to catch it!

  • 03:06

    P: Thats what you always do to me! D: In what way was that- when I throw it towards, you I don't just-
    P: Thats what you always do to me! D: In what way was that- when I throw it towards, you I don't just-

  • 03:13

    (RIP Phil 2018)
    (RIP Phil 2018)

  • 03:15

    P: Oh! I've lost my flower crown!
    P: Oh! I've lost my flower crown!

  • 03:16

    D: Some chocolate chips or gumdrops or gummy (P: Jelly Tots) teeth for decorating. P: I fricking love Jelly Tots.
    D: Some chocolate chips or gumdrops or gummy (P: Jelly Tots) teeth for decorating. P: I fricking love Jelly Tots.

  • 03:23

    D: Which you know is gonna be where this video goes horribly wrong. The baking is gonna be great
    D: Which you know is gonna be where this video goes horribly wrong. The baking is gonna be great

  • 03:27

    P: Yeah. D: And every single damn time it gets to the decorating and we just
    P: Yeah. D: And every single damn time it gets to the decorating and we just

  • 03:32

    P: F it up.
    P: F it up.

  • 03:33

    D: Yes Phil.
    D: Yes Phil.

  • 03:34

    D: You're not doing, to this
    D: You're not doing, to this

  • 03:37

    D: what you did to the marshmallows last year. P: *while chewing* I am. It's my favorite.
    D: what you did to the marshmallows last year. P: *while chewing* I am. It's my favorite.

  • 03:40

    D: I'm gonna put them over here. And some sticks.
    D: I'm gonna put them over here. And some sticks.

  • 03:43

    D: You'll see. P: Yeah. You can get a them at any...craft store. D: Out of any tree. P: Or a tree.
    D: You'll see. P: Yeah. You can get a them at any...craft store. D: Out of any tree. P: Or a tree.

  • 03:49

    P: Make sure to clean it. D: So are you ready? P: I'm so ready. D: Let's get hopping P: I'm zazzed.
    P: Make sure to clean it. D: So are you ready? P: I'm so ready. D: Let's get hopping P: I'm zazzed.

  • 03:53

    [Boing Boing]
    [Boing Boing]

  • 03:55

    P: I don't know why I keep folding my arms. It's not very rabbity, is it?
    P: I don't know why I keep folding my arms. It's not very rabbity, is it?

  • 03:58

    D: *Tough rabbit voice* What's up guys? P: Whats up guys, I'm- D: I'm a rabbit. P: I'm rabbit body guard.
    D: *Tough rabbit voice* What's up guys? P: Whats up guys, I'm- D: I'm a rabbit. P: I'm rabbit body guard.

  • 04:02

    P: You're not coming in unless you bring some... hares D: You're not jumping down this hole without a warrant.
    P: You're not coming in unless you bring some... hares D: You're not jumping down this hole without a warrant.

  • 04:06

    (Dan why)
    (Dan why)

  • 04:07

    P: We've upgraded! D: Hold the f*** up! P: From the original whisk... to the electric mixer whisk!
    P: We've upgraded! D: Hold the f*** up! P: From the original whisk... to the electric mixer whisk!

  • 04:13

    *Silence*
    *Silence*

  • 04:15

    D: That would have been great if you remembered to turn it on. P: That would've been so good. *turns on electric wisk.* *Phil screams*
    D: That would have been great if you remembered to turn it on. P: That would've been so good. *turns on electric wisk.* *Phil screams*

  • 04:18

    D: Put it down, put it down. You don't know what your doing. Why'd you already put it on max? P: *turns it on higher* D: No!
    D: Put it down, put it down. You don't know what your doing. Why'd you already put it on max? P: *turns it on higher* D: No!

  • 04:22

    D: Step zero! That's right. Were you ready for that? Thought not! P: *doing whatever the heck he's doing to the oven* No.
    D: Step zero! That's right. Were you ready for that? Thought not! P: *doing whatever the heck he's doing to the oven* No.

  • 04:27

    D: Preheat the oven to 160 degrees fan. Or whatever that is in your weirdo language.
    D: Preheat the oven to 160 degrees fan. Or whatever that is in your weirdo language.

  • 04:33

    P: So the first stage is to cream the butter and the sugar. Not the icing sugar!
    P: So the first stage is to cream the butter and the sugar. Not the icing sugar!

  • 04:38

    P: But the normal sugar. D: What's the verb "to cream"? P: To cream. It means getting rid of all the crystals.
    P: But the normal sugar. D: What's the verb "to cream"? P: To cream. It means getting rid of all the crystals.

  • 04:43

    P: Dan, it's the first close up of the video, and how'd you feel? D: Invaded personally.
    P: Dan, it's the first close up of the video, and how'd you feel? D: Invaded personally.

  • 04:47

    P: We've got the butter. D: Film the bowl. P: Its going in the bowl.
    P: We've got the butter. D: Film the bowl. P: Its going in the bowl.

  • 04:50

    D: Hygiene is important P: *sings* Wash your hands
    D: Hygiene is important P: *sings* Wash your hands

  • 04:53

    P: No, don't do- D: Just checking that you're paying attention. P: You could kill someone with that!
    P: No, don't do- D: Just checking that you're paying attention. P: You could kill someone with that!

  • 04:58

    D: Just checking that you're paying attention.
    D: Just checking that you're paying attention.

  • 05:00

    D: Yes, squish that butter with your hands.
    D: Yes, squish that butter with your hands.

  • 05:02

    D: Someone, somewhere, is finding this arousing. P: Oh my gosh. I am. D: If that's you, I'm publicly kink shaming you.
    D: Someone, somewhere, is finding this arousing. P: Oh my gosh. I am. D: If that's you, I'm publicly kink shaming you.

  • 05:09

    P: Whack it in. D: Are you ready? This is a big moment. P: Yes, punish it.
    P: Whack it in. D: Are you ready? This is a big moment. P: Yes, punish it.

  • 05:13

    .
    .

  • 05:14

    ..
    ..

  • 05:14

    ...
    ...

  • 05:16

    *Whisk springs to life*
    *Whisk springs to life*

  • 05:17

    P: Oooo!
    P: Oooo!

  • 05:18

    D: Oh yeah, ok P: Yee!
    D: Oh yeah, ok P: Yee!

  • 05:20

    D: Oh, look is creaming nicely. Phil get in here. P: Yeah! Cream it up, yeah
    D: Oh, look is creaming nicely. Phil get in here. P: Yeah! Cream it up, yeah

  • 05:25

    P: It doesn't seem like there's that much of it, but we'll make the recipe. D: Like bunnies, it will multiply. [Cringe joke laugh]
    P: It doesn't seem like there's that much of it, but we'll make the recipe. D: Like bunnies, it will multiply. [Cringe joke laugh]

  • 05:33

    D: See what I did there? Then start slowly sifting in your flour.
    D: See what I did there? Then start slowly sifting in your flour.

  • 05:36

    D: Phil! You keep smacking the sift! with the- (P: I'm sorry!) Get the whisk out of the way. P: Look, this is a fine art! D: Why am I letting Phil hold this?!
    D: Phil! You keep smacking the sift! with the- (P: I'm sorry!) Get the whisk out of the way. P: Look, this is a fine art! D: Why am I letting Phil hold this?!

  • 05:43

    P: It should look like fine breadcrumbs like the Easter Bunny fell into a wood chipper.
    P: It should look like fine breadcrumbs like the Easter Bunny fell into a wood chipper.

  • 05:46

    D: And just when you think you're done!!!
    D: And just when you think you're done!!!

  • 05:48

    P: When you think you're safe.
    P: When you think you're safe.

  • 05:49

    P: That was intense.
    P: That was intense.

  • 05:51

    D: You add the vanilla
    D: You add the vanilla

  • 05:53

    "bean paste"
    "bean paste"

  • 05:54

    D: Or is it be-on-a past-aye P: I say its my favorite paste
    D: Or is it be-on-a past-aye P: I say its my favorite paste

  • 05:59

    D: What other pastes have you sampled? P: Fish paste! D: True. P: Glue paste
    D: What other pastes have you sampled? P: Fish paste! D: True. P: Glue paste

  • 06:04

    D: chh - Yes
    D: chh - Yes

  • 06:05

    D: I think Phil must have sampled a lot of glue paste in his life. P: Shut up!
    D: I think Phil must have sampled a lot of glue paste in his life. P: Shut up!

  • 06:09

    P: Think of all the baby vanillas that died to make this. D: Is that it? P: Yeah.
    P: Think of all the baby vanillas that died to make this. D: Is that it? P: Yeah.

  • 06:12

    D: Oh my God, look at that P: Pour it in. D: That is so beautiful.
    D: Oh my God, look at that P: Pour it in. D: That is so beautiful.

  • 06:17

    P: Yeeeeee
    P: Yeeeeee

  • 06:17

    [Fast-forward Mixing]
    [Fast-forward Mixing]

  • 06:18

    D: And if you want to do some chocolate ones, this is when you get a bit in another bowl, and you shake in maybe two tablespoons for the same amount? P: Yeah!
    D: And if you want to do some chocolate ones, this is when you get a bit in another bowl, and you shake in maybe two tablespoons for the same amount? P: Yeah!

  • 06:25

    P: While you're bread crumbing it.
    P: While you're bread crumbing it.

  • 06:27

    P: Dan is now lightly flouring the surface. D: Now we need to squeeze this baby together until it becomes just
    P: Dan is now lightly flouring the surface. D: Now we need to squeeze this baby together until it becomes just

  • 06:33

    D: one giant bread. P: *singing* When bread becomes one.
    D: one giant bread. P: *singing* When bread becomes one.

  • 06:37

    D: Can you stop gyrating? P: It's my Spice Girls dance!
    D: Can you stop gyrating? P: It's my Spice Girls dance!

  • 06:40

    P: Get your hands right in there. You need to knead it with your knuckles, not your fingers. D: Oh you're the f**king
    P: Get your hands right in there. You need to knead it with your knuckles, not your fingers. D: Oh you're the f**king

  • 06:45

    D: Kneading expert. Why don't you do it? P: Alright. I will. You wanna bunny fight? D: What's that?
    D: Kneading expert. Why don't you do it? P: Alright. I will. You wanna bunny fight? D: What's that?

  • 06:51

    [Intense music]
    [Intense music]

  • 06:53

    D: Not f**king rhinos, they punch each other. P: Oh yeah
    D: Not f**king rhinos, they punch each other. P: Oh yeah

  • 06:57

    P: I thought they had like, ear fights. D: Yeah, that'd be
    P: I thought they had like, ear fights. D: Yeah, that'd be

  • 07:00

    D: terrifying, wouldn't it? P: And now its fully kneaded. D: Oh look at that, its like a tennis ball of biscuit. P: Yeah.
    D: terrifying, wouldn't it? P: And now its fully kneaded. D: Oh look at that, its like a tennis ball of biscuit. P: Yeah.

  • 07:06

    D: Now it is time to get out of your pins and roll 'em out!
    D: Now it is time to get out of your pins and roll 'em out!

  • 07:09

    ["smack" sound as the dough hits the counter]
    ["smack" sound as the dough hits the counter]

  • 07:10

    D: Boy, you did it. P: That was such a satisfying noise. Wait, I'm gonna do it again.
    D: Boy, you did it. P: That was such a satisfying noise. Wait, I'm gonna do it again.

  • 07:13

    [SMACK]
    [SMACK]

  • 07:14

    P: Ahhh
    P: Ahhh

  • 07:14

    D: You thought the kneading was kinky, are you ready for this? [Plop] P: Yes. D: God, other side. P: Slap it down.
    D: You thought the kneading was kinky, are you ready for this? [Plop] P: Yes. D: God, other side. P: Slap it down.

  • 07:22

    [SMACK]
    [SMACK]

  • 07:23

    P: *MOAN*
    P: *MOAN*

  • 07:24

    D: Okay, uh, this is gonna get seriously demonetized. P: Yeah
    D: Okay, uh, this is gonna get seriously demonetized. P: Yeah

  • 07:27

    P: Rolling it out to a half centimeter thick. About the length of...
    P: Rolling it out to a half centimeter thick. About the length of...

  • 07:30

    D: Phil's...
    D: Phil's...

  • 07:32

    [Crickets]
    [Crickets]

  • 07:34

    D: Self-restraint around sweets. P: Correct. So now, we've got a chocolate batch and our regular batch
    D: Self-restraint around sweets. P: Correct. So now, we've got a chocolate batch and our regular batch

  • 07:38

    D: And a bit of chocolate in the regular batch apparently. P: I thought I did it so neatly. How'd that even happen? D: Spots on rabbits are perfectly valid.
    D: And a bit of chocolate in the regular batch apparently. P: I thought I did it so neatly. How'd that even happen? D: Spots on rabbits are perfectly valid.

  • 07:46

    P: Yep. Now this point where can cut them into whatever shape you want. D: Forget Easter, (P: Any shape you want!) do Halloween, Christmas
    P: Yep. Now this point where can cut them into whatever shape you want. D: Forget Easter, (P: Any shape you want!) do Halloween, Christmas

  • 07:52

    D: birthday- P: Dog day!
    D: birthday- P: Dog day!

  • 07:55

    P: Should be a day.
    P: Should be a day.

  • 07:56

    P: We're gonna do bunny faces, which is basically the shape of a kidney bean that can fit in front of your face
    P: We're gonna do bunny faces, which is basically the shape of a kidney bean that can fit in front of your face

  • 08:03

    D: A cloud with a little *squeaky noises*. P: A little shape.
    D: A cloud with a little *squeaky noises*. P: A little shape.

  • 08:06

    D: It's a bunny face. SPOILER! So you just get a piece of greaseproof paper and cut out your template,
    D: It's a bunny face. SPOILER! So you just get a piece of greaseproof paper and cut out your template,

  • 08:12

    P: Yeah D: And you put it on the dough, and you cut 'round that!
    P: Yeah D: And you put it on the dough, and you cut 'round that!

  • 08:15

    D: Yo. P: Posh
    D: Yo. P: Posh

  • 08:17

    D: Cut out that bunny nuzzle shape. P: That nuzz-ussy.
    D: Cut out that bunny nuzzle shape. P: That nuzz-ussy.

  • 08:21

    [Buzzer sound] [No Phil plz don't]
    [Buzzer sound] [No Phil plz don't]

  • 08:22

    D: Check out this incredibly specialized tool we got
    D: Check out this incredibly specialized tool we got

  • 08:25

    P: To flip up that cookie. D: It's like a tiny little biscuit lifter. P: Baby spatula.
    P: To flip up that cookie. D: It's like a tiny little biscuit lifter. P: Baby spatula.

  • 08:30

    D: Just what people call Phil's mum behind her back. P: That's a good thing!
    D: Just what people call Phil's mum behind her back. P: That's a good thing!

  • 08:33

    P: This is very satisfying. D: Are you ready?
    P: This is very satisfying. D: Are you ready?

  • 08:35

    P: *Moan* Yes
    P: *Moan* Yes

  • 08:36

    D: And if you want to do anything else that's like vaguely Easter-y then you can do that, too.
    D: And if you want to do anything else that's like vaguely Easter-y then you can do that, too.

  • 08:39

    D: We've got like a couple, are these tulips? P: They're tulips. D: Tulips. P: Bunnies. D: An actual bunny, cause why not?
    D: We've got like a couple, are these tulips? P: They're tulips. D: Tulips. P: Bunnies. D: An actual bunny, cause why not?

  • 08:45

    P: And then I also got a dinosaur
    P: And then I also got a dinosaur

  • 08:47

    P: Which could be Easter-y if we give it like a flower crown or something.
    P: Which could be Easter-y if we give it like a flower crown or something.

  • 08:50

    D: I'm not gonna even fight this.
    D: I'm not gonna even fight this.

  • 08:52

    P: *Sings Jurassic Park theme*
    P: *Sings Jurassic Park theme*

  • 08:55

    P: Oh that was off key. D: That was horrible.
    P: Oh that was off key. D: That was horrible.

  • 08:58

    *Keeps singing*
    *Keeps singing*

  • 09:00

    P: Oh, it's beautiful! Look he's eating a small piece of goat. D: Can you not.
    P: Oh, it's beautiful! Look he's eating a small piece of goat. D: Can you not.

  • 09:05

    D&P: [Acting like they're the bunny]
    D&P: [Acting like they're the bunny]

  • 09:06

    D: That looked like they were- they frickin P: They loved it. D: Ok, that fit a bit too well.
    D: That looked like they were- they frickin P: They loved it. D: Ok, that fit a bit too well.

  • 09:10

    P: Interbreeding. This when you line your baking tray with some greaseproof paper. D: Like this. Oh, it's it's repelled from Phil's face
    P: Interbreeding. This when you line your baking tray with some greaseproof paper. D: Like this. Oh, it's it's repelled from Phil's face

  • 09:18

    P: I knew you were gonna say that! D: Why?
    P: I knew you were gonna say that! D: Why?

  • 09:19

    [Fast-forward Cookie Placement]
    [Fast-forward Cookie Placement]

  • 09:23

    D: Now they need to go in a little kind of
    D: Now they need to go in a little kind of

  • 09:25

    D: Ice Age journey by putting them in a fridge for an hour to chill. P: Like in nature. D: Cause they're pretty extra right now
    D: Ice Age journey by putting them in a fridge for an hour to chill. P: Like in nature. D: Cause they're pretty extra right now

  • 09:31

    D: and they need to chill the f**k out.
    D: and they need to chill the f**k out.

  • 09:33

    D: You don't get to turn to a cookie until you learn some respect.
    D: You don't get to turn to a cookie until you learn some respect.

  • 09:36

    D: Now just before you put them in the fridge to chill...
    D: Now just before you put them in the fridge to chill...

  • 09:38

    P: Yeah. D: Ominous rumble. You get your sticks that you hopefully didn't get off a tree
    P: Yeah. D: Ominous rumble. You get your sticks that you hopefully didn't get off a tree

  • 09:42

    D: And you put them under the biscuits so that when they chill and then when they go in the oven to bake they bake around the sticks!!
    D: And you put them under the biscuits so that when they chill and then when they go in the oven to bake they bake around the sticks!!

  • 09:50

    D: Like abyss stick. P: Stick bit. D: So you can hold it up like a flower. P: Yeah. Or a face D: Or a bunny face
    D: Like abyss stick. P: Stick bit. D: So you can hold it up like a flower. P: Yeah. Or a face D: Or a bunny face

  • 09:58

    D: Send them to hell. P: I can't open it! D: Bake 'em away, toys! And there they lay cremating. For 15 minutes
    D: Send them to hell. P: I can't open it! D: Bake 'em away, toys! And there they lay cremating. For 15 minutes

  • 10:07

    P: Intermission!
    P: Intermission!

  • 10:08

    [Song plays in background]
    [Song plays in background]

  • 10:13

    (Guys WTF)
    (Guys WTF)

  • 10:15

    P: Ow! I really hurt my leg!
    P: Ow! I really hurt my leg!

  • 10:18

    P: Rawr!
    P: Rawr!

  • 10:20

    D: The only thing you scared is yourself.
    D: The only thing you scared is yourself.

  • 10:24

    P: Why do you never jump? I swear Dan is a robot. D: With the realization that I have nerves of steel.
    P: Why do you never jump? I swear Dan is a robot. D: With the realization that I have nerves of steel.

  • 10:27

    P: And now for a Dan and Phil Baking first first, there's actually something we could do while the biscuits are in the oven!
    P: And now for a Dan and Phil Baking first first, there's actually something we could do while the biscuits are in the oven!

  • 10:32

    D: We can be helpful?
    D: We can be helpful?

  • 10:32

    P: Yeah. D: So we don't just have to to dance and be weird?
    P: Yeah. D: So we don't just have to to dance and be weird?

  • 10:35

    P: No! But we could have a fight with these sticks. Die, die, die, die, die
    P: No! But we could have a fight with these sticks. Die, die, die, die, die

  • 10:41

    (Who will win? Place your bets now)
    (Who will win? Place your bets now)

  • 10:42

    P: I submit! D: Did you just throw your f**king sword at me? Where's the honor in that?
    P: I submit! D: Did you just throw your f**king sword at me? Where's the honor in that?

  • 10:47

    P: You can actually do something useful by rolling out your white icing. It's like a blank canvas. D: That you can lick.
    P: You can actually do something useful by rolling out your white icing. It's like a blank canvas. D: That you can lick.

  • 10:54

    P: And now with your bunny mouth template,
    P: And now with your bunny mouth template,

  • 10:55

    P: cut out some icing in the same shape. Leave me a- lower that knife! D: It could be an improvement. A cute bunny face.
    P: cut out some icing in the same shape. Leave me a- lower that knife! D: It could be an improvement. A cute bunny face.

  • 11:01

    P: You're like Silence of the Lambs. D: That'll get lots of views.
    P: You're like Silence of the Lambs. D: That'll get lots of views.

  • 11:04

    P: There she is Danny. D: *gasp* It did a rip! P: Oh no! D: Be carefuller than me!
    P: There she is Danny. D: *gasp* It did a rip! P: Oh no! D: Be carefuller than me!

  • 11:09

    P: So while Dan is cutting out the faces of bunnies, D: And I'm adding some gel to it to make colored icing. So don't mind me, I'm just being creative. P: You just be creative.
    P: So while Dan is cutting out the faces of bunnies, D: And I'm adding some gel to it to make colored icing. So don't mind me, I'm just being creative. P: You just be creative.

  • 11:17

    D: Just do my thing. P: You get 100 grams of icing sugar and mix it with 1 tablespoon of water to make icing glue.
    D: Just do my thing. P: You get 100 grams of icing sugar and mix it with 1 tablespoon of water to make icing glue.

  • 11:24

    D: They're ready! P: Oh my God! D: Don't panic! (P: I'm panicking!) Everything is fine! P: Dan is saying 'Oh God". What happened? What's wrong?
    D: They're ready! P: Oh my God! D: Don't panic! (P: I'm panicking!) Everything is fine! P: Dan is saying 'Oh God". What happened? What's wrong?

  • 11:30

    D: We've literally ruined the whole thing. P: Well how? D: We forgot to put the sticks under the biscuit before we put them in the oven! P: Oh no!
    D: We've literally ruined the whole thing. P: Well how? D: We forgot to put the sticks under the biscuit before we put them in the oven! P: Oh no!

  • 11:36

    D: Or the fridge! Even though that's exactly what I said. We just made a bunch of regular biscuits!
    D: Or the fridge! Even though that's exactly what I said. We just made a bunch of regular biscuits!

  • 11:41

    P: This is Carrie Fletcher's oven glove by the way, very snazzy. Thanks Carrie. D: Waving hello with it. P: You ready?
    P: This is Carrie Fletcher's oven glove by the way, very snazzy. Thanks Carrie. D: Waving hello with it. P: You ready?

  • 11:45

    D: Ok. Are they, ooo, they have risen! P: Oh my God they smell so good. Dan sniff that.
    D: Ok. Are they, ooo, they have risen! P: Oh my God they smell so good. Dan sniff that.

  • 11:51

    D: Turn the oven off Phil! You are the reason global warming happens. You literally-
    D: Turn the oven off Phil! You are the reason global warming happens. You literally-

  • 11:56

    P: Polar bears hate him and 8 other facts. D: It is time for the time to ruin it. P: The decorating. Aka Phil eating all of the jelly tots.
    P: Polar bears hate him and 8 other facts. D: It is time for the time to ruin it. P: The decorating. Aka Phil eating all of the jelly tots.

  • 12:04

    D: Are there literally enough left to make four faces, okay there are.
    D: Are there literally enough left to make four faces, okay there are.

  • 12:08

    P: I just realized I prints out a bunch of lambs and forgot to stick on the wall. D: I feel like it would have been a bit much.
    P: I just realized I prints out a bunch of lambs and forgot to stick on the wall. D: I feel like it would have been a bit much.

  • 12:12

    D: I don't know. I feel like the Easter background was good. P: The lambs that were never used.
    D: I don't know. I feel like the Easter background was good. P: The lambs that were never used.

  • 12:16

    D: Is that? They're just the same lamb? P: No, there's a few different- I've got leaping lamb. *lamb noise*
    D: Is that? They're just the same lamb? P: No, there's a few different- I've got leaping lamb. *lamb noise*

  • 12:21

    D: I wanna leap into death. Right!
    D: I wanna leap into death. Right!

  • 12:24

    D: Welcome to the Decoration Station where we have a mix of biscuits with sticks and have some without, which was totally planned. P: Yeah!
    D: Welcome to the Decoration Station where we have a mix of biscuits with sticks and have some without, which was totally planned. P: Yeah!

  • 12:32

    D: 'Cause we remembered to put the sticks in.
    D: 'Cause we remembered to put the sticks in.

  • 12:34

    P: It wouldn't be a Dan and Phil baking video without us forgetting to do something crucial in the recipe. Get a bit of your icing glue,
    P: It wouldn't be a Dan and Phil baking video without us forgetting to do something crucial in the recipe. Get a bit of your icing glue,

  • 12:40

    D: And you- are you supposed to use fingers? P: I don't if there's a glue applicator. D: Just use fingers
    D: And you- are you supposed to use fingers? P: I don't if there's a glue applicator. D: Just use fingers

  • 12:44

    D: Who cares, to be honest. Ok, let's not make a critical mess. P: And drip some on here. Adhere the face.
    D: Who cares, to be honest. Ok, let's not make a critical mess. P: And drip some on here. Adhere the face.

  • 12:50

    D: I'm covering my in quite liberally. P: I did a little bit. It's quite sticky, this icing glue. That chocolate looks good. D: It does.
    D: I'm covering my in quite liberally. P: I did a little bit. It's quite sticky, this icing glue. That chocolate looks good. D: It does.

  • 12:55

    D: And now for my final surprise. P: The Dan de la resistance. D: Are you ready for this? P: Yeah. D: A black tulip.
    D: And now for my final surprise. P: The Dan de la resistance. D: Are you ready for this? P: Yeah. D: A black tulip.

  • 13:01

    P: Dan come on! It's Easter! D: I had to do it to him. Here we go.
    P: Dan come on! It's Easter! D: I had to do it to him. Here we go.

  • 13:05

    [BOOM]
    [BOOM]

  • 13:06

    P: Did you know that a tulip can be in any color, including black, except the blue? D: I should have done a bloody blue one! P: Yeah I know!
    P: Did you know that a tulip can be in any color, including black, except the blue? D: I should have done a bloody blue one! P: Yeah I know!

  • 13:11

    D: God, what's the point an attention-seeking if you can't do it right?! P: And then to decorate your bunny face, use a jelly top nose.
    D: God, what's the point an attention-seeking if you can't do it right?! P: And then to decorate your bunny face, use a jelly top nose.

  • 13:17

    D: So you apply a little bit of icing sugar to the bottom of the dot,
    D: So you apply a little bit of icing sugar to the bottom of the dot,

  • 13:20

    P: And then plonk the nose on! D: Boop! You have to say "boop" every time you touch it or it doesn't count.
    P: And then plonk the nose on! D: Boop! You have to say "boop" every time you touch it or it doesn't count.

  • 13:25

    P: Boop! This could be a dinosaur eye. D: Wow that is one baked dinosaur if that's his eye. Is he okay? (P: He's not okay)
    P: Boop! This could be a dinosaur eye. D: Wow that is one baked dinosaur if that's his eye. Is he okay? (P: He's not okay)

  • 13:32

    D: He is high AF. We need to help him. Whisker, P: And whisker! D: Whiskoo.
    D: He is high AF. We need to help him. Whisker, P: And whisker! D: Whiskoo.

  • 13:37

    P: It's a bit cat like. D: Oh, it's a cat like is it? Well then you draw two...
    P: It's a bit cat like. D: Oh, it's a cat like is it? Well then you draw two...

  • 13:45

    D: Massive...
    D: Massive...

  • 13:46

    D: Teeth. P: Yes. D: That is right.
    D: Teeth. P: Yes. D: That is right.

  • 13:49

    D: Look at that bunny face P: Amazing. D: Oh my God, his teeth are becoming one! P: Oh no! D: No!
    D: Look at that bunny face P: Amazing. D: Oh my God, his teeth are becoming one! P: Oh no! D: No!

  • 13:54

    D: Okay, Well that is like a bunny who has some tooth decay (P: Yeah) but that's valid. P: This is gonna be good.
    D: Okay, Well that is like a bunny who has some tooth decay (P: Yeah) but that's valid. P: This is gonna be good.

  • 13:59

    D: Phil, what are you about to do?
    D: Phil, what are you about to do?

  • 14:01

    D: That is the most horrifying s**t I have ever- that doesn't even look like an animal. P: Wait! There! D: What a horrifying- Oh my- K I L L M E
    D: That is the most horrifying s**t I have ever- that doesn't even look like an animal. P: Wait! There! D: What a horrifying- Oh my- K I L L M E

  • 14:12

    P: Oh yeah! D: *laughs* P: Bow chicka wow wow! D: Wow. P: Its the Miranda Sings rabbit.
    P: Oh yeah! D: *laughs* P: Bow chicka wow wow! D: Wow. P: Its the Miranda Sings rabbit.

  • 14:17

    D: Phil! What are you doing to the flower? P: I'm making an edge!
    D: Phil! What are you doing to the flower? P: I'm making an edge!

  • 14:19

    D: This guy. P: Did you have a vision?
    D: This guy. P: Did you have a vision?

  • 14:21

    D: I just thought they were perfectly valid as they were. And then just when you thought this wasn't cute enough... (P: Just when you thought you were safe)
    D: I just thought they were perfectly valid as they were. And then just when you thought this wasn't cute enough... (P: Just when you thought you were safe)

  • 14:26

    D: Are you ready for this? Tiny...
    D: Are you ready for this? Tiny...

  • 14:29

    D: little...
    D: little...

  • 14:30

    D: ribbons for the bunnies! So, like, you can try this with the icing glue, but that ain't gonna work
    D: ribbons for the bunnies! So, like, you can try this with the icing glue, but that ain't gonna work

  • 14:35

    D: So I'm literally suggesting blue tack. You get the ribbon you get the blue tack, and then you stick it
    D: So I'm literally suggesting blue tack. You get the ribbon you get the blue tack, and then you stick it

  • 14:41

    D: under, like that. Then with the ribbon attached,
    D: under, like that. Then with the ribbon attached,

  • 14:44

    D: Vuala! P: The finished product. D: Isn't that the cutest thing you ever seen? I'm holding it above my nose. P: That's better.
    D: Vuala! P: The finished product. D: Isn't that the cutest thing you ever seen? I'm holding it above my nose. P: That's better.

  • 14:51

    D: I want to eat it. We can't eat it until we've displayed them.
    D: I want to eat it. We can't eat it until we've displayed them.

  • 14:55

    P: Ok. D: In an aesthetic- and I don't know how we can make this look cute with (P: Let's just do it!) that freaking
    P: Ok. D: In an aesthetic- and I don't know how we can make this look cute with (P: Let's just do it!) that freaking

  • 15:00

    D: terrifying (P:Hey!) gummy mouth bunny. P: That's best one!
    D: terrifying (P:Hey!) gummy mouth bunny. P: That's best one!

  • 15:03

    [Nice bubbly music]
    [Nice bubbly music]

  • 15:10

    [DRAMATIC CREEPY MUSIC]
    [DRAMATIC CREEPY MUSIC]

  • 15:12

    [Nice bubbly music]
    [Nice bubbly music]

  • 15:15

    D: Who you gonna eat, Phil? P: I'm gonna eat the dinosaur! Come here, Terry! Head first. D: Really? Oh my God.
    D: Who you gonna eat, Phil? P: I'm gonna eat the dinosaur! Come here, Terry! Head first. D: Really? Oh my God.

  • 15:20

    D: Wow. Are you ok there, Phil? P: It's good! D: I'm gonna eat a bunny face. *crunch*
    D: Wow. Are you ok there, Phil? P: It's good! D: I'm gonna eat a bunny face. *crunch*

  • 15:25

    D: *Moan* P: That would be so good to dip into a cup of tea or like a hot chocolate. D: Oh, it's still warm
    D: *Moan* P: That would be so good to dip into a cup of tea or like a hot chocolate. D: Oh, it's still warm

  • 15:29

    D: Sorry, I have to try out the chocolate one too. P: Good?
    D: Sorry, I have to try out the chocolate one too. P: Good?

  • 15:33

    D: Eat that bunny now! P: Oh my God. D&P: Make the chocolate one.
    D: Eat that bunny now! P: Oh my God. D&P: Make the chocolate one.

  • 15:37

    D: Yeah! In conclusion, that wasn't a complete disaster
    D: Yeah! In conclusion, that wasn't a complete disaster

  • 15:40

    [Children cheering]
    [Children cheering]

  • 15:40

    P: As usual recipe is in the description
    P: As usual recipe is in the description

  • 15:42

    P: If you wanna come see us on tour, we will not be baking, so we will not set you on fire. D: Thank God!
    P: If you wanna come see us on tour, we will not be baking, so we will not set you on fire. D: Thank God!

  • 15:46

    D: Because we're good at a lot of things that aren't baking.
    D: Because we're good at a lot of things that aren't baking.

  • 15:49

    P: We're trotting all over the world. I'll put some places on the screen right now where you can come see us. D: Come see us it IRL this summer.
    P: We're trotting all over the world. I'll put some places on the screen right now where you can come see us. D: Come see us it IRL this summer.

  • 15:54

    danandphiltour.com
    danandphiltour.com

  • 15:55

    P: And you can subscribe to me for more of my videos. Subscribe to Dan for more of his videos. (D: Awe, thanks!) Our last video exposed our Instagrams...
    P: And you can subscribe to me for more of my videos. Subscribe to Dan for more of his videos. (D: Awe, thanks!) Our last video exposed our Instagrams...

  • 16:01

    D: Lean out Phil! It's there!
    D: Lean out Phil! It's there!

  • 16:03

    D: And have a Happy Easter. Don't go into a sugar coma. P: Yeah
    D: And have a Happy Easter. Don't go into a sugar coma. P: Yeah

  • 16:06

    P: I hope the Easter Bunny doesn't eat you!
    P: I hope the Easter Bunny doesn't eat you!

  • 16:08

    D&P: Bye!
    D&P: Bye!

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Easter Baking - BUNNY BISCUITS!

2,244,993 views

Intro:

EB: Hello, it's me, the Easter Bunny. Just letting you know that Dan and Phil have added new dates to their world tour
And you could see them on stage in your town! So go to: danandphiltour.com or I'll eAT YOUR EGGS
Now let's watch two nerds baking. Dan: Hi! Phil: Hello, DanandPhilGames-- I mean-. P: That's the wrong- Why do I always do that?! D: You had one freaking job
P: Hello, AmazingPhil... D: Also I think that was the lamest intro either of us have ever done to a video
P: I know! What were we doing? It was like back-to-back
D: It's England's hottest new boy band of two people because they don't have any other friends P: Bunny Boys™
P: You never know D: This is not the meaning of Easter.
D: And welcome to the new episode of Dan and Phil bake stuff!
P: I don't think you're embracing the Easter spirit with this.
[Boing]. P: I feel like-- I feel like it's a sad rabbit. P: I feel like this is a sad flower crown D: If I was a rabbit, and an Easter spirit, I would have
D: black flowers growing out of my head and grey ears, thank you P: It's your rabbitsona? D: Yes. P: It's becoming real. D: Anyway!
D: What are we making Phil? P: We're embracing the spirit of the bunnies and making BUNNY BISCUITS.
D: That's right.. P: That's the British kind of biscuit, not your weird American gravy snack. We're talking about cookies- D: Ain't no gravy up in this kitch'
P: Crunchy, shortbread biscuit *B U N N I E S*. P: Unfortunately, we couldn't find a recipe from Dan's senpai, Delia Smith,

Video Vocabulary

welcome - welcome

/ˈwelkəm/

adjective exclamation noun verb

gladly received. used to greet someone in polite or friendly way. instance or manner of greeting someone. To accept or receive something happily and gladly.

/ˈbrandiNG/

noun verb

action of marking with a branding iron. To give a famous name to a product or service.

/bəˈkəmiNG/

adjective noun verb

looking good on someone. process of coming to be something or of passing into state. To begin to be; grow to be; develop into.

/bēˈkəz/

conjunction

For a reason.

/bəˈzär/

adjective

very strange or unusual.

/hät/

adjective

having high temperature.

/əmˈbrās/

verb

hold closely in one's arms.

/ˈbənē/

noun other

rabbit. Rabbits.

/ˈbiskit/

noun

small soft cake.

/ˈflou(ə)r/

noun other verb

part of plant consisting of reproductive organs. Plants with a pretty head, e.g. a rose. (Flowers) to emerge into full shape; to bloom.

/ˈɡrōiNG/

adjective noun verb

Developing, maturing. Act of cultivating plants for food. To improve; to develop better skills over time.

/rəˈɡret/

verb

To feel sorrow or guilt, as for what you didn't do.

/ˈepəˌsōd/

noun

One separate event in a series of events.