>>> THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. I CAN'T WRITE A SIX-PAGE ESSAY
>>> THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. I CAN'T WRITE A SIX-PAGE ESSAY

ABOUT THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR. BUT IF I DON'T PASS THIS CLASS,
ABOUT THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR. BUT IF I DON'T PASS THIS CLASS,

I'M GOING TO GET KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL.
I'M GOING TO GET KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL.

I WISH HISTORY WEREN'T SO BORING.
I WISH HISTORY WEREN'T SO BORING.

BORING.
BORING.

>> YO, WAKE UP, HOMEY. >> WHAT THE --
>> YO, WAKE UP, HOMEY. >> WHAT THE --

>> WILL PERK OH PERCOCET? HOW ARE YOU TALKING?
>> WILL PERK OH PERCOCET? HOW ARE YOU TALKING?

YOU'RE A POSTER. >> YOU DREAMING, BRAH.
YOU'RE A POSTER. >> YOU DREAMING, BRAH.

BUT, HEY, YOU ALSO TRIPPING SAYING NO ONE CARES ABOUT
BUT, HEY, YOU ALSO TRIPPING SAYING NO ONE CARES ABOUT

HISTORY. YO, YOU KNOW MY SONG, ATOMIC
HISTORY. YO, YOU KNOW MY SONG, ATOMIC

ASS. BABY, PUT THE ASS ON ME, DROP IT
ASS. BABY, PUT THE ASS ON ME, DROP IT

.
.

THAT'S A HISTORICAL REFERENCE, BRAH.
THAT'S A HISTORICAL REFERENCE, BRAH.

>> WHOA, MY FAVORITE RAPPER, LIKE, CARES ABOUT HISTORY.
>> WHOA, MY FAVORITE RAPPER, LIKE, CARES ABOUT HISTORY.

>> AND SO DO YOUR FAVORITE SUPERHEROES.
>> AND SO DO YOUR FAVORITE SUPERHEROES.

>> BLACK PUMA AND JAGUAR. YOU CARE ABOUT HISTORY?
>> BLACK PUMA AND JAGUAR. YOU CARE ABOUT HISTORY?

>> OH, YES. HISTORY IS VERY IMPORTANT.
>> OH, YES. HISTORY IS VERY IMPORTANT.

>> AS I SAY IN OUR BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE, TO KNOW THE PAST IS TO
>> AS I SAY IN OUR BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE, TO KNOW THE PAST IS TO

SEE THE FUTURE. >> ARE YOU GUYS SAYING THAT
SEE THE FUTURE. >> ARE YOU GUYS SAYING THAT

LIKE HISTORY ACTUALLY MATTERS? >> HELL YEAH.
LIKE HISTORY ACTUALLY MATTERS? >> HELL YEAH.

>> OH, CHRISSY KNOX. YOU'RE ONE OF MAXIM MAGAZINES 50
>> OH, CHRISSY KNOX. YOU'RE ONE OF MAXIM MAGAZINES 50

HOTTEST GIRLS FROM RURAL AREAS. YOU LIKE HISTORY AS WELL?
HOTTEST GIRLS FROM RURAL AREAS. YOU LIKE HISTORY AS WELL?

>> YEAH. >> AND SO DOES WME SUPERSTAR MAD
>> YEAH. >> AND SO DOES WME SUPERSTAR MAD

DOG DUGAN. MY WHOLE STORY LINE FOR WRESTLE
DOG DUGAN. MY WHOLE STORY LINE FOR WRESTLE

FEST 17 CAME STRAIGHT FROM THE ILIAD.
FEST 17 CAME STRAIGHT FROM THE ILIAD.

>> WOW, SO HISTORY, LIKE, INFLUENCES WRESTLING.
>> WOW, SO HISTORY, LIKE, INFLUENCES WRESTLING.

>> AND MUSIC. >> AND MOVIES.
>> AND MUSIC. >> AND MOVIES.

>> AND MY LONG FAT GARDEN HOSE THAT I'M DRINKING FROM LIKE A
>> AND MY LONG FAT GARDEN HOSE THAT I'M DRINKING FROM LIKE A

DUMB, SILLY DOGGY. >> HEY, CHRISSY, LESS ABOUT YOUR
DUMB, SILLY DOGGY. >> HEY, CHRISSY, LESS ABOUT YOUR

HOSE AND MORE ABOUT HISTORY. THIS BOY MUST PASS HIS CLASS.
HOSE AND MORE ABOUT HISTORY. THIS BOY MUST PASS HIS CLASS.

>> YEAH, FOR REAL. WHEN I READ ABOUT THE AMERICAN
>> YEAH, FOR REAL. WHEN I READ ABOUT THE AMERICAN

REVOLUTION, I GET SO BORED. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WRITE AN
REVOLUTION, I GET SO BORED. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WRITE AN

ESSAY I CARE NOTHING ABOUT? >> IT'S ALL IN HOW YOU LOOK AT
ESSAY I CARE NOTHING ABOUT? >> IT'S ALL IN HOW YOU LOOK AT

IT, BROTHER. FOR INSTANCE WHEN MY FORMER TAG
IT, BROTHER. FOR INSTANCE WHEN MY FORMER TAG

TEAM PARTNER, PETER PARTY HARDY, BETRAYED ME AT SUPER SLAM NINE,
TEAM PARTNER, PETER PARTY HARDY, BETRAYED ME AT SUPER SLAM NINE,

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT BENEDICT ARNOLD DID TO
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT BENEDICT ARNOLD DID TO

GEORGE WASHINGTON. >> OR WHEN I WENT DOWN AND
GEORGE WASHINGTON. >> OR WHEN I WENT DOWN AND

PICKED UP THIS WET, SQUEAKY GARDEN HOSE AND DRANK FROM IT
PICKED UP THIS WET, SQUEAKY GARDEN HOSE AND DRANK FROM IT

WITH MY DIRTY, THIRSTY MOUTH -- THAT'S MATH.
WITH MY DIRTY, THIRSTY MOUTH -- THAT'S MATH.

>> YO, IT'S NOT MATH. IT'S HISTORY.
>> YO, IT'S NOT MATH. IT'S HISTORY.

>> RIGHT. AND HISTORY IS JUST YESTERDAY'S
>> RIGHT. AND HISTORY IS JUST YESTERDAY'S

TOMORROW. >> ISN'T THAT JUST TODAY?
TOMORROW. >> ISN'T THAT JUST TODAY?

>> OH, HELL YEAH. >> CHRISSY, NO MORE OF THIS.
>> OH, HELL YEAH. >> CHRISSY, NO MORE OF THIS.

>> BROTHER, LET ME GO OVER THERE, SLAP THIS FOOLISH GIRL.
>> BROTHER, LET ME GO OVER THERE, SLAP THIS FOOLISH GIRL.

>> NO, NO, SISTER. THAT IS NOT THE WAY OF THE PUMA.
>> NO, NO, SISTER. THAT IS NOT THE WAY OF THE PUMA.

CHRISSY, DO NOT LEAD HIS MIND DOWN THE PORNO PATH.
CHRISSY, DO NOT LEAD HIS MIND DOWN THE PORNO PATH.

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING IN MIND THAT CAN HELP THIS BOY PASS HIS
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING IN MIND THAT CAN HELP THIS BOY PASS HIS

CLASS? >> LOOK AT MY DUMB OLD BELLY
CLASS? >> LOOK AT MY DUMB OLD BELLY

BUTTON. >> YEAH, I LIKE IT.
BUTTON. >> YEAH, I LIKE IT.

>> KNOCK THAT NOISE OFF, YO. >> YOUNG MAN, JUST TAKE THAT
>> KNOCK THAT NOISE OFF, YO. >> YOUNG MAN, JUST TAKE THAT

POSTER DOWN. YOU WILL NEVER LEARN WITH HER
POSTER DOWN. YOU WILL NEVER LEARN WITH HER

AROUND. >> YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
AROUND. >> YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

SORRY, CHRISSY, BUT I NEED TO FOCUS ON THIS PAPER.
SORRY, CHRISSY, BUT I NEED TO FOCUS ON THIS PAPER.

>> WHAT THE HELL? YOU HAVE ANOTHER POSTER OF THIS
>> WHAT THE HELL? YOU HAVE ANOTHER POSTER OF THIS

MAXIM LADY? >> OH, NO, THAT'S BRANDY KNOX,
MAXIM LADY? >> OH, NO, THAT'S BRANDY KNOX,

CHRISSY'S TWIN SISTER. I DON'T LIKE HER AS MUCH.
CHRISSY'S TWIN SISTER. I DON'T LIKE HER AS MUCH.

ANYWAY, WE GOT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ESSAY.
ANYWAY, WE GOT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ESSAY.

LIKE WHAT AM I GOING TO WRITE ABOUT?
LIKE WHAT AM I GOING TO WRITE ABOUT?

>> ALL RIGHT. SO CHECK IT, YO.
>> ALL RIGHT. SO CHECK IT, YO.

YOU GOT TO FIND THE REASONS WHY THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION
YOU GOT TO FIND THE REASONS WHY THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION

HAPPENED. YOU FEEL ME?
HAPPENED. YOU FEEL ME?

YO, YOU HEARD MY SONG, BITCH NA FEATURING DJ FAT ASS.
YO, YOU HEARD MY SONG, BITCH NA FEATURING DJ FAT ASS.

IT'S LIKE THE COLONISTS WITH BRITAIN.
IT'S LIKE THE COLONISTS WITH BRITAIN.

THE WAR WAS THEM SAYING, BITCH, NAH, THAT ASS AIN'T WORTH THIS.
THE WAR WAS THEM SAYING, BITCH, NAH, THAT ASS AIN'T WORTH THIS.

>> OH, I GET IT BECAUSE AMERICANS WANTED TO CONTROL
>> OH, I GET IT BECAUSE AMERICANS WANTED TO CONTROL

THEIR OWN DESTINY. >> HELL YEAH.
THEIR OWN DESTINY. >> HELL YEAH.

>> PERFECT. ANYWAY, THAT'S YOUR THESIS,
>> PERFECT. ANYWAY, THAT'S YOUR THESIS,

BROHEIM. >> WHAT'S A THESIS?
BROHEIM. >> WHAT'S A THESIS?

>> THESIS. THESE IS MY FAT GREASY BURGER,
>> THESIS. THESE IS MY FAT GREASY BURGER,

AND THESE IS MY HUGE, STUPID BEER.
AND THESE IS MY HUGE, STUPID BEER.

THESIS. >> SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID
THESIS. >> SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID

BURGER AND YOUR BEER. WE ARE SO CLOSE.
BURGER AND YOUR BEER. WE ARE SO CLOSE.

>> BOYS, LISTEN TO ME. THE THESIS IS YOUR OPENING
>> BOYS, LISTEN TO ME. THE THESIS IS YOUR OPENING

ARGUMENT. >> OKAY.
ARGUMENT. >> OKAY.

THAT'S LIKE ONE SENTENCE. WHAT'S THE REST?
THAT'S LIKE ONE SENTENCE. WHAT'S THE REST?

>> OH, MY GOSH. THE REST OF THE ESSAY IS PROVING
>> OH, MY GOSH. THE REST OF THE ESSAY IS PROVING

YOUR THESIS. THAT'S THE BODY.
YOUR THESIS. THAT'S THE BODY.

>> YEAH, MY BODY IS GOING TO FEEL NASTY AFTER I SCARF THAT
>> YEAH, MY BODY IS GOING TO FEEL NASTY AFTER I SCARF THAT

FAT, MUSHY, STINKY BURGER AND WASH IT DOWN WITH THIS FROSTY
FAT, MUSHY, STINKY BURGER AND WASH IT DOWN WITH THIS FROSTY

DUMB ASS BEER. >> STOP, Y'ALL.
DUMB ASS BEER. >> STOP, Y'ALL.

THIS KID'S GOING TO FAIL. >> NOT A CHANCE.
THIS KID'S GOING TO FAIL. >> NOT A CHANCE.

MY DAYS ARE GETTING ANSWERED IN THE PAST.
MY DAYS ARE GETTING ANSWERED IN THE PAST.

>> YO, I THINK YOU MEAN THOSE DAYS ARE HISTORY.
>> YO, I THINK YOU MEAN THOSE DAYS ARE HISTORY.

WELL, THANKS EVERYONE, NOW I'M GOING TO WAKE UP AND WRITE AN
WELL, THANKS EVERYONE, NOW I'M GOING TO WAKE UP AND WRITE AN

A-PLUS HISTORY PAPER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
A-PLUS HISTORY PAPER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]