Dear Diary,
Dear Diary,

The date is September 1, 2013, and this is my first entry.
The date is September 1, 2013, and this is my first entry.

I've decided I'm going to start keeping an online video diary of my life because I make
I've decided I'm going to start keeping an online video diary of my life because I make

so many for other people's enjoyment. It's time to start doing something for myself.
so many for other people's enjoyment. It's time to start doing something for myself.

You know what I'm saying!
You know what I'm saying!

I've been kinda busy actually. I went to New York City for the first time. It was cool
I've been kinda busy actually. I went to New York City for the first time. It was cool

though because I got to hang out with some of my friends from high school.
though because I got to hang out with some of my friends from high school.

But the main reason I was there is because I was picking up these right here: Google
But the main reason I was there is because I was picking up these right here: Google

Glass.
Glass.

I was actually one of the Google Glass #IfIHadGlass participants. I had to go to New York City
I was actually one of the Google Glass #IfIHadGlass participants. I had to go to New York City

because they won't ship the Google Glass out. You have to go to LA or New York City to pick
because they won't ship the Google Glass out. You have to go to LA or New York City to pick

it up.
it up.

They're pretty cool and actually all this footage that you're seeing right here I shot
They're pretty cool and actually all this footage that you're seeing right here I shot

on Google Glass. The Glass does have some drawbacks. For one, I look like a gosh darn
on Google Glass. The Glass does have some drawbacks. For one, I look like a gosh darn

fool, but some other drawbacks: it only shoots in 720p and basically if you have a phone,
fool, but some other drawbacks: it only shoots in 720p and basically if you have a phone,

you can pretty much do everything on glass, except for a lot faster.
you can pretty much do everything on glass, except for a lot faster.

I would just wait it out. While I was in New York City, I met MaxNoSleeves. I also saw
I would just wait it out. While I was in New York City, I met MaxNoSleeves. I also saw

a guy wearing 12-inch heels, which I hear is pretty much the norm in New York City.
a guy wearing 12-inch heels, which I hear is pretty much the norm in New York City.

I don't know if I could ever live in New York City though. It's a cool place to visit. It's
I don't know if I could ever live in New York City though. It's a cool place to visit. It's

just so fast and so busy all the time. Plus, if you make $100,000 there, that's minimum
just so fast and so busy all the time. Plus, if you make $100,000 there, that's minimum

wage.
wage.

I also visited Los Angeles for the first time. I was over at the YouTube Space LA shooting
I also visited Los Angeles for the first time. I was over at the YouTube Space LA shooting

some videos. And that was an amazing experience. I met a lot of people.
some videos. And that was an amazing experience. I met a lot of people.

I met Casey Curtiss from ShotScience. I met the Professor from the And1 Mixtape. Got a
I met Casey Curtiss from ShotScience. I met the Professor from the And1 Mixtape. Got a

picture with Christina Milian. Just balling, just taking pictures with Christina Milian
picture with Christina Milian. Just balling, just taking pictures with Christina Milian

for no reason.
for no reason.

I met a ton of beauty gurus there. I'm trying to make BroMakeup a thing. Think about it.
I met a ton of beauty gurus there. I'm trying to make BroMakeup a thing. Think about it.

I don't know if my subscribers would like it, but I'm thinking about coming with the
I don't know if my subscribers would like it, but I'm thinking about coming with the

BroMakeup though.
BroMakeup though.

I also met some fellow Gators: Cody Johns, he's a popular Viner and Brodie Smith. Brodie
I also met some fellow Gators: Cody Johns, he's a popular Viner and Brodie Smith. Brodie

is the man though. So I'm definitely planning on doing a bunch of videos with some of those
is the man though. So I'm definitely planning on doing a bunch of videos with some of those

people so be on the lookout for those, especially Brodie because Brodie's just a couple
people so be on the lookout for those, especially Brodie because Brodie's just a couple

of hours away from me.
of hours away from me.

I drove to Mississippi ten hours to see my grandma turn 80.
I drove to Mississippi ten hours to see my grandma turn 80.

What is, what is that?
What is, what is that?

It's a video camera.
It's a video camera.

You videoing me?
You videoing me?

Yeah.
Yeah.

What?
What?

It was kinda cool because all the family members came out and it's always good to see your
It was kinda cool because all the family members came out and it's always good to see your

family.
family.

Yes, I still have free gas, I still have a free car and free insurance until the end
Yes, I still have free gas, I still have a free car and free insurance until the end

of the year because the Fiesta Movement is still strong and going on.
of the year because the Fiesta Movement is still strong and going on.

This month's theme was adventure and for my adventure I was supposed to go bungee jumping,
This month's theme was adventure and for my adventure I was supposed to go bungee jumping,

but I did not go bungee jumping because apparently in Florida, a bungee jump above 75 feet is
but I did not go bungee jumping because apparently in Florida, a bungee jump above 75 feet is

illegal.
illegal.

So, my program coordinator he's like "You just wanna go skydiving?"
So, my program coordinator he's like "You just wanna go skydiving?"

Yes! That's what I wanted to do in the first place. DAHECK! Let's go skydiving though!
Yes! That's what I wanted to do in the first place. DAHECK! Let's go skydiving though!

And I told him, I was like "Look, I have these friends from high school. They go skydiving
And I told him, I was like "Look, I have these friends from high school. They go skydiving

every week."
every week."

And so he hooked it up. I drove about an hour and a thirty minutes to Skydive Sebastian.
And so he hooked it up. I drove about an hour and a thirty minutes to Skydive Sebastian.

Next thing I know, I'm signing my life away, saying my family can't sue if I die.
Next thing I know, I'm signing my life away, saying my family can't sue if I die.

And then next thing I know, I'm jumping out a plane. Now of course there were some steps
And then next thing I know, I'm jumping out a plane. Now of course there were some steps

in between. This is probably the only time I would be comfortable having another man
in between. This is probably the only time I would be comfortable having another man

behind me for an extended period of time.
behind me for an extended period of time.

But I will say this. I was not scared. I was not scared at all. But, I didn't know we were
But I will say this. I was not scared. I was not scared at all. But, I didn't know we were

going to be jumping from so high. While we were going up in the plane, I was looking
going to be jumping from so high. While we were going up in the plane, I was looking

out the window and I was like:
out the window and I was like:

"Are we jumping yet? This is high!" The guy next to me was like:
"Are we jumping yet? This is high!" The guy next to me was like:

"Nah, this is 2,000. We're going to be jumping in about 11,000 more feet."
"Nah, this is 2,000. We're going to be jumping in about 11,000 more feet."

Now I actually tried to say Throw Me The Alley as well as do the Magruder Pose while skydiving.
Now I actually tried to say Throw Me The Alley as well as do the Magruder Pose while skydiving.

It didn't really work out as I had planned. Why don't we just take a look at some of the
It didn't really work out as I had planned. Why don't we just take a look at some of the

footage.
footage.

Now I'm not going to lie, by the time that I landed I was feeling very nauseous, but
Now I'm not going to lie, by the time that I landed I was feeling very nauseous, but

I would go skydiving again. I'd recommend it, but I would not do it with someone attached
I would go skydiving again. I'd recommend it, but I would not do it with someone attached

to me. I wouldn't do it tandem.
to me. I wouldn't do it tandem.

What else is new?
What else is new?

Football is back! I am VERY happy about that! Out of all my years of life, this felt like
Football is back! I am VERY happy about that! Out of all my years of life, this felt like

the longest amount of time that football has been gone.
the longest amount of time that football has been gone.

I don't know what happened. Maybe it's just me. Maybe it's my diet. Florida, we're looking
I don't know what happened. Maybe it's just me. Maybe it's my diet. Florida, we're looking

good. We just beat Toledo. So if we just win the games we're supposed to win, who knows
good. We just beat Toledo. So if we just win the games we're supposed to win, who knows

what could happen?
what could happen?

Also, I have complete confidence the Dallas Cowboys will win the Super Bowl. I'm not even
Also, I have complete confidence the Dallas Cowboys will win the Super Bowl. I'm not even

playing games. I'm not playing games. Mark it. Book it. Scooter Magruder said it first
playing games. I'm not playing games. Mark it. Book it. Scooter Magruder said it first

in his first Dear Diary entry. Let's go!
in his first Dear Diary entry. Let's go!

But until the next entry remember:
But until the next entry remember:

Real guys keep diaries.
Real guys keep diaries.

I'm a grown man.
I'm a grown man.