>> WELL, IT IS CHRISTMASSY AS ALL HELL IN HERE.
>> WELL, IT IS CHRISTMASSY AS ALL HELL IN HERE.

I'M SORRY I SAID HELL, I HAVE HAD TOO MUCH OF THESE GUYS.
I'M SORRY I SAID HELL, I HAVE HAD TOO MUCH OF THESE GUYS.

HOW MUCH BAILEY'S IS IN THIS RON?
HOW MUCH BAILEY'S IS IN THIS RON?

>> IT'S ALL BAILEY'S, MY MAN. [ DOORBELL ]
>> IT'S ALL BAILEY'S, MY MAN. [ DOORBELL ]

>> OH, THAT'S PROBABLY CRYSTAL AND GENE.
>> OH, THAT'S PROBABLY CRYSTAL AND GENE.

THEY SAID THEY WERE RUNNING LATE.
THEY SAID THEY WERE RUNNING LATE.

MERRY CHRISTMAS. COME ON IN.
MERRY CHRISTMAS. COME ON IN.

>> SORRY, THIS ONE IS TO BLAME. >> OH, MAN, HERE WE GO, HERE WE
>> SORRY, THIS ONE IS TO BLAME. >> OH, MAN, HERE WE GO, HERE WE

GO NOW. >> CAN I GET YOU A BAILEY'S ON
GO NOW. >> CAN I GET YOU A BAILEY'S ON

THE ROCKS. >> OH, THANKS, I'D LOVE ONE.
THE ROCKS. >> OH, THANKS, I'D LOVE ONE.

>> DO ME A FAVOR, GET HIM A DIET PEPSI.
>> DO ME A FAVOR, GET HIM A DIET PEPSI.

>> OH, BABY, COME ON NOW, I CAN'T HAVE A DRINK?
>> OH, BABY, COME ON NOW, I CAN'T HAVE A DRINK?

OH, SWEETIE. CRYSTAL, COME ON.
OH, SWEETIE. CRYSTAL, COME ON.

>> GENE, HAVE A DRINK IF YOU WANT ONE.
>> GENE, HAVE A DRINK IF YOU WANT ONE.

>> NO, NO, RON, I SHOULDN'T PUSH IT.
>> NO, NO, RON, I SHOULDN'T PUSH IT.

>> DO YOU HAVE STRAWS? >> WE HAVE THE CRAZY STRAWS THAT
>> DO YOU HAVE STRAWS? >> WE HAVE THE CRAZY STRAWS THAT

OUR KIDS LIKE TO USE. >> THAT WILL DO.
OUR KIDS LIKE TO USE. >> THAT WILL DO.

>> OH, BABY, COME ON BABY, DON'T MAKE ME USE A CHILD'S CRAZY
>> OH, BABY, COME ON BABY, DON'T MAKE ME USE A CHILD'S CRAZY

STRAW. COME ON, CRYSTAL.
STRAW. COME ON, CRYSTAL.

>> I'M NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO YOU SLURP, GENE.
>> I'M NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO YOU SLURP, GENE.

>> I'LL DRINK IT QUIET. COME ON BABY, I DON'T SLURP.
>> I'LL DRINK IT QUIET. COME ON BABY, I DON'T SLURP.

>> YOU THINK YOU DON'T SLURP, GENE.
>> YOU THINK YOU DON'T SLURP, GENE.

HERE. >> OKAY.
HERE. >> OKAY.

I GUESS I'LL TAKE IT. >> DO YOU DO EVERYTHING YOUR
I GUESS I'LL TAKE IT. >> DO YOU DO EVERYTHING YOUR

WIFE SAYS, GENE? >> WHAT, OH, MAN.
WIFE SAYS, GENE? >> WHAT, OH, MAN.

YOU -- YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG. OKAY?
YOU -- YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG. OKAY?

SHE JUST KNOWS WHAT'S BETTER FOR ME.
SHE JUST KNOWS WHAT'S BETTER FOR ME.

I'M VERY LUCKY. >> GENE, I AM UNDER THE
I'M VERY LUCKY. >> GENE, I AM UNDER THE

MISTLETOE, GET OVER HERE AND KISS ME.
MISTLETOE, GET OVER HERE AND KISS ME.

>> OH, ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
>> OH, ALL RIGHT. OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, SWEETIE. >> BETTER HOP TO IT, GENE.
ALL RIGHT, SWEETIE. >> BETTER HOP TO IT, GENE.

>> OH, REGGIE, COME ON NOW DON'T BUST MY CHOPS.
>> OH, REGGIE, COME ON NOW DON'T BUST MY CHOPS.

COME ON, REGGIE. >> HURRY UP, DO YOU KNOW HOW
COME ON, REGGIE. >> HURRY UP, DO YOU KNOW HOW

DESPERATE I LOOK RIGHT NOW? >> ALL RIGHT.
DESPERATE I LOOK RIGHT NOW? >> ALL RIGHT.

I'M COMING, HON. >> FORGET IT, YOU ARE TOO LATE.
I'M COMING, HON. >> FORGET IT, YOU ARE TOO LATE.

GO KISS YOURSELF. >> OH, BABY HOW DO I KISS
GO KISS YOURSELF. >> OH, BABY HOW DO I KISS

MYSELF? COME ON, I CAN'T EVEN DO THAT.
MYSELF? COME ON, I CAN'T EVEN DO THAT.

>> THEN GRAB THAT LIFE SIZED CHRISTMAS BEAR UNDER THE TREE
>> THEN GRAB THAT LIFE SIZED CHRISTMAS BEAR UNDER THE TREE

AND KISS IT. >> I REALLY GOT TO KISS THAT
AND KISS IT. >> I REALLY GOT TO KISS THAT

OVERSIZED TEDDY BEAR? THE ONE WITH THE OVERALLS?
OVERSIZED TEDDY BEAR? THE ONE WITH THE OVERALLS?

COME ON CRYSTAL. >> YES, AND MAKE IT A GOOD ONE,
COME ON CRYSTAL. >> YES, AND MAKE IT A GOOD ONE,

GENE. >> WHAT, LIKE A BIG WHOLE THING?
GENE. >> WHAT, LIKE A BIG WHOLE THING?

YOU WANT ME TO -- OH, CRYSTAL, COME ON NOW.
YOU WANT ME TO -- OH, CRYSTAL, COME ON NOW.

>> YES, A FRENCH KISS. AND I WANT TO SEE A LOT OF
>> YES, A FRENCH KISS. AND I WANT TO SEE A LOT OF

TONGUE, GENE. >> OH, GENE, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO
TONGUE, GENE. >> OH, GENE, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO

DO THAT. >> NO, I BETTER.
DO THAT. >> NO, I BETTER.

I DON'T WANT CRYSTAL TO BE MAD >> KISS THAT TEDDY BEAR LIKE YOU
I DON'T WANT CRYSTAL TO BE MAD >> KISS THAT TEDDY BEAR LIKE YOU

MEAN IT. SHOW THEM WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL
MEAN IT. SHOW THEM WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL

WITH EVERY NIGHT, GENE. >> CRYSTAL, NOW COME ON, I DON'T
WITH EVERY NIGHT, GENE. >> CRYSTAL, NOW COME ON, I DON'T

WANT THEM TO SEE OUR SECRETS. COME ON BABY, NOW.
WANT THEM TO SEE OUR SECRETS. COME ON BABY, NOW.

>> DO IT. >> YEAH, WE DON'T WANT TO SEE
>> DO IT. >> YEAH, WE DON'T WANT TO SEE

YOUR SECRETS EITHER. >> TELL THAT BEAR HOW HOT HE
YOUR SECRETS EITHER. >> TELL THAT BEAR HOW HOT HE

LOOKS IN -- AND HOW HOT HE LOOKS.
LOOKS IN -- AND HOW HOT HE LOOKS.

>> HE? >> DO IT!
>> HE? >> DO IT!

>> COME ON, CRYSTAL. ALL RIGHT.
>> COME ON, CRYSTAL. ALL RIGHT.

YOUR BOOTIE LOOKS GOOD IN THAT DUNGAREE.
YOUR BOOTIE LOOKS GOOD IN THAT DUNGAREE.

>> BOOTIE? WHAT IS HAPPENING?
>> BOOTIE? WHAT IS HAPPENING?

>> TAKE THAT BEAR'S CHRISTMAS OVERALLS OFF, GENE.
>> TAKE THAT BEAR'S CHRISTMAS OVERALLS OFF, GENE.

>> OH, CRYSTAL. DON'T MAKE ME UNDRESS THE BEAR.
>> OH, CRYSTAL. DON'T MAKE ME UNDRESS THE BEAR.

COME ON, CRYSTAL. >> GENE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO
COME ON, CRYSTAL. >> GENE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO

THIS, MAN. >> YEAH, THIS ISN'T YOUR HOUSE.
THIS, MAN. >> YEAH, THIS ISN'T YOUR HOUSE.

>> AND THAT'S ELAINES CHRISTMAS GIFT.
>> AND THAT'S ELAINES CHRISTMAS GIFT.

>> WELL, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
>> WELL, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.

I GOT TO PICK MY BATTLES WITH CRYSTAL.
I GOT TO PICK MY BATTLES WITH CRYSTAL.

GET THESE PANTS OFF. >> YOU ARE MAKING THAT BEAR
GET THESE PANTS OFF. >> YOU ARE MAKING THAT BEAR

WORK. SHOW HIM WHAT YOU REALLY LIKE,
WORK. SHOW HIM WHAT YOU REALLY LIKE,

GENE. >> WELL, BABY, THESE ARE --
GENE. >> WELL, BABY, THESE ARE --

THESE ARE MY BEDROOM FANTASY. >> DO IT.
THESE ARE MY BEDROOM FANTASY. >> DO IT.

>> OKAY, WELL, I DON'T SEE NO FINGERS ON THE BEAR, HONEY, I
>> OKAY, WELL, I DON'T SEE NO FINGERS ON THE BEAR, HONEY, I

I HAVEN'T -- LET ME TURN THE BEAR UP LIKE THIS, MAYBE.
I HAVEN'T -- LET ME TURN THE BEAR UP LIKE THIS, MAYBE.

GET UP UNDER IT? >> STAND UP FOR YOURSELF, GENE.
GET UP UNDER IT? >> STAND UP FOR YOURSELF, GENE.

>> OH, PLEASE. >> GOT OFF MY STUFFED BEAR.
>> OH, PLEASE. >> GOT OFF MY STUFFED BEAR.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY, YOU HAVE BEEN
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY, YOU HAVE BEEN

LAYING INTO ME HEAVY THE WHOLE NIGHT IN FRONT OF ALL OF MY
LAYING INTO ME HEAVY THE WHOLE NIGHT IN FRONT OF ALL OF MY

EMPLOYEES. BUT I THINK JUST MAYBE YOU ARE
EMPLOYEES. BUT I THINK JUST MAYBE YOU ARE

GOING TOO FAR. OKAY?
GOING TOO FAR. OKAY?

I'M IN THE GOING TO TRY TO PUT MY -- YOU KNOW WHAT, I AM.
I'M IN THE GOING TO TRY TO PUT MY -- YOU KNOW WHAT, I AM.

I'M GOING TO PUT MY FOOT DOWN RIGHT NOW AND SAY THAT
I'M GOING TO PUT MY FOOT DOWN RIGHT NOW AND SAY THAT

THAT'S IT. NO MORE!
THAT'S IT. NO MORE!

I'M NOT GOING TO DO THIS. I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH THIS
I'M NOT GOING TO DO THIS. I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH THIS

LIFE SIZED TEDDY BEAR ANYMORE, >> SOMEBODY GET A LITTLE DIET
LIFE SIZED TEDDY BEAR ANYMORE, >> SOMEBODY GET A LITTLE DIET

PEPSI IN HIM AND SUDDENLY HE'S ALL MAN.
PEPSI IN HIM AND SUDDENLY HE'S ALL MAN.

HOW ABOUT WE GO HOME AND YOU GET ON TOP?
HOW ABOUT WE GO HOME AND YOU GET ON TOP?

>> OH, BABY. COME ON NOW, NOW I GOT TO BE
>> OH, BABY. COME ON NOW, NOW I GOT TO BE

ON -- >> COME ON, GENE.
ON -- >> COME ON, GENE.

>> LET ME GET THE BEAR SO WE CAN FINISH WHAT WE STARTED.
>> LET ME GET THE BEAR SO WE CAN FINISH WHAT WE STARTED.

I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.

I KNOW. WE DONE MADE A MESS.
I KNOW. WE DONE MADE A MESS.

I'M SORRY. >> DID THEY TAKE ELAINE'S GIFT
I'M SORRY. >> DID THEY TAKE ELAINE'S GIFT

WITH THEM? >> IT'S OKAY.
WITH THEM? >> IT'S OKAY.

[ APPLAUSE ]
[ APPLAUSE ]