Hi, I'm Josh.
Hi, I'm Josh.

I'm Ollie.
I'm Ollie.

I'm Rev Chris.
I'm Rev Chris.

And today we're reviewing black magic  that I've found on the internet.
And today we're reviewing black magic  that I've found on the internet.

What are we doing?
What are we doing?

If you're ever not sure whether I know what's going on.
If you're ever not sure whether I know what's going on.

I really do not know what's going on until they get me in front of a camera,
I really do not know what's going on until they get me in front of a camera,

and then they reveal
and then they reveal

Sin!
Sin!

There is a legendary subreddit, called black magic fudgery.
There is a legendary subreddit, called black magic fudgery.

Fudgery.
Fudgery.

Well, it's not fudgery.
Well, it's not fudgery.

It's another word beginning with F which you've probably never heard before.
It's another word beginning with F which you've probably never heard before.

Okay.
Okay.

Well, I mean black magic is no go.
Well, I mean black magic is no go.

Sorcery, no thank you.
Sorcery, no thank you.

No joke.
No joke.

Just be wise, be wise people.
Just be wise, be wise people.

You're here Chris.
You're here Chris.

I guess to review,  tell us whether it is actually black magic.
I guess to review,  tell us whether it is actually black magic.

It probably should be, I don't know, destroyed in hell?
It probably should be, I don't know, destroyed in hell?

Is that what you do with black magic?
Is that what you do with black magic?

I don't know. You're the expert.
I don't know. You're the expert.

That's cool.
That's cool.

Oh, it's freezing.
Oh, it's freezing.

- No way! - That's beautiful.
- No way! - That's beautiful.

Yeah, that's like the Lord's magic.
Yeah, that's like the Lord's magic.

The beauty of creation.
The beauty of creation.

Okay, that's good magic.
Okay, that's good magic.

No... Oh gosh.
No... Oh gosh.

Oh, it looks like it's slow but it…
Oh, it looks like it's slow but it…

Wait, what?
Wait, what?

That...what is that?
That...what is that?

Is that just water?
Is that just water?

That's awesome.
That's awesome.

Wow, that is trippy.
Wow, that is trippy.

That is weird...
That is weird...

No!
No!

That's amazing!
That's amazing!

No disrespect but that is genuinely  more impressive than I think
No disrespect but that is genuinely  more impressive than I think

any Dude Perfect video I've ever seen.
any Dude Perfect video I've ever seen.

Wow yeah, tree on fire in the middle.
Wow yeah, tree on fire in the middle.

No! Is that properly on fire? Is that what that is?
No! Is that properly on fire? Is that what that is?

Or it's the entrance to hell.
Or it's the entrance to hell.

I'm joking.
I'm joking.

What is that?
What is that?

It's a rocket.
It's a rocket.

It's a rocket?
It's a rocket?

Shut up!
Shut up!

What?
What?

- That is awesome. - What is that?
- That is awesome. - What is that?

The lightning, they fire this rocket…
The lightning, they fire this rocket…

It uses its trail?
It uses its trail?

That's how Thor gets to Earth!
That's how Thor gets to Earth!

I think you just cracked it!
I think you just cracked it!

I feel like all the stuff that's  really impressive is the nature stuff.
I feel like all the stuff that's  really impressive is the nature stuff.

So it's God's magic?
So it's God's magic?

It's God's glory.
It's God's glory.

You're right though there is something-
You're right though there is something-

Where you're like whoa.
Where you're like whoa.

There's something premium about knowing that,
There's something premium about knowing that,

no matter how long I tried just couldn't replicate it.
no matter how long I tried just couldn't replicate it.

It's the God premium.
It's the God premium.

The God factor yeah.
The God factor yeah.

Oh wow, beautiful.
Oh wow, beautiful.

That is thick.
That is thick.

Goodness.
Goodness.

Wow.
Wow.

Ohhhhh!
Ohhhhh!

God's magic.
God's magic.

That was cool.
That was cool.

Woaaaaahhhhhhhh
Woaaaaahhhhhhhh

That was satisfying.
That was satisfying.

Just... don't do this at home.
Just... don't do this at home.

That looks like a really sturdy bottle.
That looks like a really sturdy bottle.

Yeah, we've all been kids where we've got…
Yeah, we've all been kids where we've got…

No no, we haven't.
No no, we haven't.

We did not do that.
We did not do that.

Don't do that.
Don't do that.

Wait...what?
Wait...what?

That is weird.
That is weird.

- What's happening? - Frozen in time?
- What's happening? - Frozen in time?

He's probably quite close to an airport and he's been told to hold.
He's probably quite close to an airport and he's been told to hold.

He's just pressed the hold button.
He's just pressed the hold button.

Don't mind me, I'll just wait here.
Don't mind me, I'll just wait here.

It's like gravity does not exist right now.
It's like gravity does not exist right now.

That is freaking weird man.
That is freaking weird man.

Will there be gravity in heaven?
Will there be gravity in heaven?

I've never thought about it.
I've never thought about it.

Wow.
Wow.

But it's an interesting question, isn't it?
But it's an interesting question, isn't it?

Because I personally, no disrespect to God.
Because I personally, no disrespect to God.

But gravity, bit of a downer. Literally.
But gravity, bit of a downer. Literally.

But yes, also a good que-. I don't...
But yes, also a good que-. I don't...

That's interesting. I've never thought about it, Ollie.
That's interesting. I've never thought about it, Ollie.

You're gonna have to have some gravity  zero-g sounds like a nightmare.
You're gonna have to have some gravity  zero-g sounds like a nightmare.

You want like 0.3 g.
You want like 0.3 g.

So you can just jump higher.
So you can just jump higher.

Yeah and you can be like Mario double jump.
Yeah and you can be like Mario double jump.

Double jump. I wanna double jump!
Double jump. I wanna double jump!

Yeah, everyone wants to double jump.
Yeah, everyone wants to double jump.

That would be cool.
That would be cool.

Like off a cloud, I mean  that's got to be in heaven.
Like off a cloud, I mean  that's got to be in heaven.

Yeah, I mean...
Yeah, I mean...

Heaven is literally built on a cloud. Everyone knows that.
Heaven is literally built on a cloud. Everyone knows that.

Oh gosh.
Oh gosh.

Oh, robot magic.
Oh, robot magic.

Is he gonna...
Is he gonna...

What?
What?

That was good!
That was good!

It's in his mouth.
It's in his mouth.

What on earth.
What on earth.

How did someone...
How did someone...

Oh!!
Oh!!

Oh, it's bigger!
Oh, it's bigger!

That is impressive.
That is impressive.

That was great.
That was great.

Well, I mean...robots are predicted  to take over at some stage.
Well, I mean...robots are predicted  to take over at some stage.

So maybe this...
So maybe this...

It has begun.
It has begun.

You can bounce bubbles off lasers.
You can bounce bubbles off lasers.

That's cool.
That's cool.

Wait what? How the hell is that happening?
Wait what? How the hell is that happening?

Is it the heat from the lasers?
Is it the heat from the lasers?

It's black magic!
It's black magic!

Yeah okay, this one the more I'm watching…
Yeah okay, this one the more I'm watching…

Or green magic in this way.
Or green magic in this way.

Next up...
Next up...

What?
What?

Wow.
Wow.

- Okay. - Is that real?
- Okay. - Is that real?

The last one...that's not natural.
The last one...that's not natural.

It's like an aeroplane doing a handstand?
It's like an aeroplane doing a handstand?

That's not safe. What the heck is going on?
That's not safe. What the heck is going on?

That's a real plane.
That's a real plane.

I think this is that plane we saw earlier trying to land.
I think this is that plane we saw earlier trying to land.

What is that...the guy is just showing off.
What is that...the guy is just showing off.

That's...
That's...

What?
What?

What happens next?
What happens next?

You can't end there!
You can't end there!

Honestly, this to me, looks like an anxiety dream.
Honestly, this to me, looks like an anxiety dream.

Like the kind of anxiety dream I often have, like you're stuck in a plane  
Like the kind of anxiety dream I often have, like you're stuck in a plane  

and you're like, I need to land this plane and you pull it in.
and you're like, I need to land this plane and you pull it in.

And like everything's going fine right and  then right at the last minute you're like,  
And like everything's going fine right and  then right at the last minute you're like,  

"Oh no, how do I get myself out of this situation?"
"Oh no, how do I get myself out of this situation?"

And then you wake up.
And then you wake up.

So we all know this is the easiest way to empty a bottle.
So we all know this is the easiest way to empty a bottle.

Yeah the spiral.
Yeah the spiral.

But what's the easiest way to fill it?
But what's the easiest way to fill it?

- Is he gonna… - Put some alcohol in it.
- Is he gonna… - Put some alcohol in it.

You light it on fire.
You light it on fire.

- Oh, nice. - And it sucks.
- Oh, nice. - And it sucks.

Whoa!
Whoa!

So it's... gunk.
So it's... gunk.

I also, just confession, did not know that was the quickest way to empty a water bottle.
I also, just confession, did not know that was the quickest way to empty a water bottle.

- Oh, you didn't? Spin it man. - You spin it.
- Oh, you didn't? Spin it man. - You spin it.

Sometimes when I empty the bath for the girls,
Sometimes when I empty the bath for the girls,

I'll just do this around the plughole with my finger and it will create a spiral.
I'll just do this around the plughole with my finger and it will create a spiral.

That speeds it up?
That speeds it up?

The bath will drain quicker.
The bath will drain quicker.

There you go.
There you go.

Natural again.
Natural again.

Wow!
Wow!

I've seen this before.
I've seen this before.

This is Louis. This is Louis Cole.
This is Louis. This is Louis Cole.

That's why I've seen this.
That's why I've seen this.

That is awesome. Again what I'm saying... That is the Lord's stuff.
That is awesome. Again what I'm saying... That is the Lord's stuff.

Look at that. It's awesome.
Look at that. It's awesome.

That is genuinely…
That is genuinely…

So beautiful.
So beautiful.

Fluorescent algae.
Fluorescent algae.

That's amazing.
That's amazing.

Balanceking86 on TikTok.
Balanceking86 on TikTok.

And it's on a coin as well.
And it's on a coin as well.

- This is the most absurd thing. - Oh my gosh.
- This is the most absurd thing. - Oh my gosh.

What on earth?
What on earth?

If he gets this...
If he gets this...

- I mean... Come on. - He's got to get it.
- I mean... Come on. - He's got to get it.

If he gets this, he's competing with God magic.
If he gets this, he's competing with God magic.

No, he's not.
No, he's not.

He's getting close.
He's getting close.

- No way. - Can you imagine someone walks in, "Jeffrey!". Boom!
- No way. - Can you imagine someone walks in, "Jeffrey!". Boom!

Wow!
Wow!

Long live the king. Long live the balance king.
Long live the king. Long live the balance king.

Is it going around the vertical axis, right?
Is it going around the vertical axis, right?

Or the horizontal?
Or the horizontal?

Oh, that's weird.
Oh, that's weird.

This is like the first one where your mind just freaking plays a trick.
This is like the first one where your mind just freaking plays a trick.

And you just...
And you just...

It just flipped again for me.
It just flipped again for me.

Yeah, it flipped again.
Yeah, it flipped again.

It's either going like that  or it's going like that.
It's either going like that  or it's going like that.

Yeah, flipped agian. What the heck?
Yeah, flipped agian. What the heck?

Man, the brain is freaking weird, man. Human brain is trippy.
Man, the brain is freaking weird, man. Human brain is trippy.

Oh!
Oh!

Oh wait, is it clockwise or counterclockwise?
Oh wait, is it clockwise or counterclockwise?

Has it changed? Or is it always the same?
Has it changed? Or is it always the same?

- Oh my gosh. - It keeps changing.
- Oh my gosh. - It keeps changing.

Oh, this is uncomfortable.
Oh, this is uncomfortable.

Get back you voodoo!
Get back you voodoo!

I don't think that's God's magic.
I don't think that's God's magic.

Devil magic, black magic.
Devil magic, black magic.

That's black magic.
That's black magic.

I'm going to get so many people saying, why haven't you said....?
I'm going to get so many people saying, why haven't you said....?

Is black magic actually a thing?
Is black magic actually a thing?

I mean the simple answer is...
I mean the simple answer is...

I believe in a spiritual reality to who we are as human beings.
I believe in a spiritual reality to who we are as human beings.

I believe in witchcraft and it has a power and I've seen certain things.
I believe in witchcraft and it has a power and I've seen certain things.

But I would never get involved in it.
But I would never get involved in it.

You can mean well, trying to get involved in those kind of things.
You can mean well, trying to get involved in those kind of things.

But it can lead to kind of dangerous ways of opening yourself up to...
But it can lead to kind of dangerous ways of opening yourself up to...

...forces that I would say stay away from.
...forces that I would say stay away from.

We are really meant to tap into the source...
We are really meant to tap into the source...

...which is God and his good spirit and his Holy Spirit.
...which is God and his good spirit and his Holy Spirit.

Just stick with the source, you know. Go to the...
Just stick with the source, you know. Go to the...

...the spring, rather than some weird well that you find somewhere.
...the spring, rather than some weird well that you find somewhere.

Oh!
Oh!

Is that really cold?
Is that really cold?

Yeah yeah, it's freezing upon impact.
Yeah yeah, it's freezing upon impact.

That's so satisfying.
That's so satisfying.

That is satisfying.
That is satisfying.

I just want to like...eat it.
I just want to like...eat it.

How is, how do you make a bottle that cold?
How is, how do you make a bottle that cold?

There are 16 circles in this image.
There are 16 circles in this image.

No, there are not.
No, there are not.

Yes, there are I can see the circles.
Yes, there are I can see the circles.

Yeah, you'll see it. It'll just click.
Yeah, you'll see it. It'll just click.

Okay yeah, clicked.
Okay yeah, clicked.

How! That's...so weird.
How! That's...so weird.

It just goes.
It just goes.

So weird.
So weird.

Move your eyes sideways.
Move your eyes sideways.

- They keep coming and going. - Yeah, they do!
- They keep coming and going. - Yeah, they do!

So weird.
So weird.

Ah, the brain is flipping trippy.
Ah, the brain is flipping trippy.

That was a lot better than  I was expecting it to be.
That was a lot better than  I was expecting it to be.

I do feel like I need a little bit of lie down.
I do feel like I need a little bit of lie down.

I know right? I feel like who am I?
I know right? I feel like who am I?

My brain, I know. Can I trust anything anymore?
My brain, I know. Can I trust anything anymore?

Teach me who you are. Teach me who I am.
Teach me who you are. Teach me who I am.

Alright well, that has been black magic from the Internet.
Alright well, that has been black magic from the Internet.

Or whatever you want to call it.
Or whatever you want to call it.

Yeah, don't do that at home.
Yeah, don't do that at home.

Be wise.
Be wise.

See you JOLLY soon.
See you JOLLY soon.

Bye!
Bye!

See you later guys!
See you later guys!