- Oh, no, I don't have any tech news.
- Oh, no, I don't have any tech news.

Oh, ah, but of course I do. - [cameraman] Got 'em, got 'em
Oh, ah, but of course I do. - [cameraman] Got 'em, got 'em

- Yes, I got 'em.
- Yes, I got 'em.

- [Cameraman] Fuck, you got me too.
- [Cameraman] Fuck, you got me too.

- Could you imagine?
- Could you imagine?

- [Cameraman] I almost cut the camera.
- [Cameraman] I almost cut the camera.

(Riley laughing)
(Riley laughing)

- It's not quite time for AMD
- It's not quite time for AMD

to release a completely new generation of Ryzen CPUs.
to release a completely new generation of Ryzen CPUs.

So instead, they've confirmed rumors
So instead, they've confirmed rumors

that they'll be fleshing out the current gen Ryzen 5000
that they'll be fleshing out the current gen Ryzen 5000

and last gen 4000 lineup.
and last gen 4000 lineup.

Filling in the gaps a little bit, you know,
Filling in the gaps a little bit, you know,

just like grandma used to do.
just like grandma used to do.

(both laughing)
(both laughing)

- [Cameraman] Yeah.
- [Cameraman] Yeah.

- You know, like grandma would make the good food for you.
- You know, like grandma would make the good food for you.

Like fill in you, like you're skin and bones, eat something.
Like fill in you, like you're skin and bones, eat something.

(cameraman laughs)
(cameraman laughs)

- [Cameraman] Hi, Riley, have some more.
- [Cameraman] Hi, Riley, have some more.

(Riley laughs)
(Riley laughs)

- The most exciting part
- The most exciting part

is the previously announced Ryzen 7 5800 X3D,
is the previously announced Ryzen 7 5800 X3D,

the first chip to feature AMD's 3D V-Cache,
the first chip to feature AMD's 3D V-Cache,

which will launch on four 20 because it's performance is-
which will launch on four 20 because it's performance is-

- [Cameraman] Nice.
- [Cameraman] Nice.

- It's gonna be lit.
- It's gonna be lit.

It's gonna get buzzed.
It's gonna get buzzed.

It's not a thread ripper but-
It's not a thread ripper but-

- [Cameraman] You're gonna get ripped.
- [Cameraman] You're gonna get ripped.

- Alongside that processor will be six additional chips
- Alongside that processor will be six additional chips

from the Ryzen 3 4100 up to the Ryzen 7 5700X
from the Ryzen 3 4100 up to the Ryzen 7 5700X

that will hopefully give budget gamers more options
that will hopefully give budget gamers more options

to maybe, hopefully build a PC in this gabe forsaken time.
to maybe, hopefully build a PC in this gabe forsaken time.

And there's another bonus,
And there's another bonus,

AMD is officially adding support
AMD is officially adding support

for 5,000 series chips on 300 series motherboards.
for 5,000 series chips on 300 series motherboards.

So you might not even have to buy a new board
So you might not even have to buy a new board

meaning you're free to spend that money
meaning you're free to spend that money

on whatever just gets you sloshed, dude,
on whatever just gets you sloshed, dude,

whatever loopy you know like, whoa.
whatever loopy you know like, whoa.

Wow!
Wow!

- [Cameraman] Thanks AMD.
- [Cameraman] Thanks AMD.

- Thanks, boo.
- Thanks, boo.

Oh, it's James!
Oh, it's James!

Guys, James is here now.
Guys, James is here now.

Microsoft is weathering criticism once again
Microsoft is weathering criticism once again

for going and sticking ads in places they don't belong,
for going and sticking ads in places they don't belong,

namely the Windows 11 File Explorer.
namely the Windows 11 File Explorer.

An enthusiast called Florian tweeted a screenshot
An enthusiast called Florian tweeted a screenshot

showing a banner ad for Microsoft Editor.
showing a banner ad for Microsoft Editor.

What?
What?

- [Cameraman] File explorian?
- [Cameraman] File explorian?

- File explorian. (Riley laughs)
- File explorian. (Riley laughs)

- [Cameraman] Florian.
- [Cameraman] Florian.

What!
What!

- I was almost there in my brain.
- I was almost there in my brain.

He was shown a banner ad for Microsoft Editor
He was shown a banner ad for Microsoft Editor

when he was just trying to navigate his documents' folder.
when he was just trying to navigate his documents' folder.

I mean, that's hard enough, especially the way he keeps it.
I mean, that's hard enough, especially the way he keeps it.

Ah, there's an audacity folder in there.
Ah, there's an audacity folder in there.

Like, do you click it?
Like, do you click it?

Like, ah, come on!
Like, ah, come on!

(Riley laughs)
(Riley laughs)

Before you get mad
Before you get mad

about Microsoft having the audacity to do this again,
about Microsoft having the audacity to do this again,

the company said the banner was actually supposed
the company said the banner was actually supposed

to be disabled in that insider build,
to be disabled in that insider build,

and it's just something they're testing internally.
and it's just something they're testing internally.

- [Cameraman] For now.
- [Cameraman] For now.

- Yeah. But given that every attempt
- Yeah. But given that every attempt

by Microsoft to shoehorn ads like this
by Microsoft to shoehorn ads like this

into windows is met with the same response,
into windows is met with the same response,

you'd think they'd learn.
you'd think they'd learn.

Maybe try Edge.
Maybe try Edge.

And PC gamers have waited patiently for Intel's gaming GPUs.
And PC gamers have waited patiently for Intel's gaming GPUs.

And now, they're finally here in two weeks and in laptops.
And now, they're finally here in two weeks and in laptops.

Yep, team.blue has announced a launch event
Yep, team.blue has announced a launch event

for the company's first
for the company's first

Arc Alchemist discrete graphics cards on March 30th
Arc Alchemist discrete graphics cards on March 30th

at 8:00 AM Pacific time.
at 8:00 AM Pacific time.

The first GPU to arrive
The first GPU to arrive

on the market will reportedly be the A370M,
on the market will reportedly be the A370M,

which will feature up to two times the performance
which will feature up to two times the performance

of Intel's integrated graphics
of Intel's integrated graphics

without changing the basic laptop form factor.
without changing the basic laptop form factor.

So that's, it's cool.
So that's, it's cool.

I dunno.
I dunno.

- [Cameraman] Laptops.
- [Cameraman] Laptops.

- Laptops.
- Laptops.

Look, these GBUs will bring support
Look, these GBUs will bring support

for advanced features like ray tracing Intel's own XeSS
for advanced features like ray tracing Intel's own XeSS

AI-powered super sampling-
AI-powered super sampling-

- [Cameraman] XX.
- [Cameraman] XX.

- Is that what we're calling it?
- Is that what we're calling it?

- [Cameraman] I don't know.
- [Cameraman] I don't know.

- And other features, but if it's not
- And other features, but if it's not

in the form of a physical thing, I can slide into a tower,
in the form of a physical thing, I can slide into a tower,

then it's hard to get excited.
then it's hard to get excited.

I just like taking the muscles, I feel the motion.
I just like taking the muscles, I feel the motion.

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All right, here's a quick bit,

they do sting a little if you're tensed up.
they do sting a little if you're tensed up.

So just relax.
So just relax.

Just-
Just-

- [Cameraman] Relax your butt hole.
- [Cameraman] Relax your butt hole.

- Chill.
- Chill.

Chrome Aficionados got a little excited
Chrome Aficionados got a little excited

when a Google rep at the tech giants
when a Google rep at the tech giants

Google for Games Developer Summit casually mentioned
Google for Games Developer Summit casually mentioned

that the Steam alpha for Chromebooks just launched.
that the Steam alpha for Chromebooks just launched.

- There are also a lot more ways
- There are also a lot more ways

to play video games with Chromebooks.
to play video games with Chromebooks.

For example, the Steam alpha just launched
For example, the Steam alpha just launched

- Turns out that's not true yet.
- Turns out that's not true yet.

But the incident did confirm that the alpha is coming soon.
But the incident did confirm that the alpha is coming soon.

So get ready to turn Chromebook into a poem book.
So get ready to turn Chromebook into a poem book.

(mimics explosives)
(mimics explosives)

Mark Zuckerberg just announced at South by Southwest
Mark Zuckerberg just announced at South by Southwest

that Meta is working on bringing NFTs
that Meta is working on bringing NFTs

to Instagram in the near term,
to Instagram in the near term,

because yes, the platform can be pretty toxic right now,
because yes, the platform can be pretty toxic right now,

but we're talking rookie numbers.
but we're talking rookie numbers.

We gotta get those numbers up.
We gotta get those numbers up.

And who knows numbers better than apes.
And who knows numbers better than apes.

In fact, we're apes.
In fact, we're apes.

So that says it all.
So that says it all.

Better buy it now before it gets hot
Better buy it now before it gets hot

Microsoft has finally released the API for direct storage.
Microsoft has finally released the API for direct storage.

It's technology that enables faster load times
It's technology that enables faster load times

and bigger game worlds for the public
and bigger game worlds for the public

after launching the developer preview last year.
after launching the developer preview last year.

Tech like this exists on the current gen Xbox's
Tech like this exists on the current gen Xbox's

and the PS 5, but this API will allow any game developer
and the PS 5, but this API will allow any game developer

to implement the feature on Windows 10 or 11.
to implement the feature on Windows 10 or 11.

- [Cameraman] You can't catch up PC gaming.
- [Cameraman] You can't catch up PC gaming.

- Yeah, but it's pretty nice.
- Yeah, but it's pretty nice.

I mean, it's not every day you get a story
I mean, it's not every day you get a story

that's just like, oh, games will be better now.
that's just like, oh, games will be better now.

Nice.
Nice.

- Tesla has fired an employee,
- Tesla has fired an employee,

John Bunnell for posting a video showing his model three
John Bunnell for posting a video showing his model three

hitting a bike lane divider while in full self-driving mode
hitting a bike lane divider while in full self-driving mode

Bunnell says he recorded the video in his personal vehicle
Bunnell says he recorded the video in his personal vehicle

using software that he paid for
using software that he paid for

off of company time and property.
off of company time and property.

But Tesla still called the video a conflict of interest.
But Tesla still called the video a conflict of interest.

The interest here on Tesla's part being
The interest here on Tesla's part being

in preventing normies from seeing the Tesla cars
in preventing normies from seeing the Tesla cars

still don't have full self-driving capability
still don't have full self-driving capability

many years after it was promised.
many years after it was promised.

It's finally gonna release one day
It's finally gonna release one day

and we'll just open the hood up
and we'll just open the hood up

and Elon is in there just moving in.
and Elon is in there just moving in.

- [Cameraman] They fired him for being so stupid.
- [Cameraman] They fired him for being so stupid.

(Riley laughs)
(Riley laughs)

- And in a rare instance
- And in a rare instance

of the US Senate actually doing something,
of the US Senate actually doing something,

a bill called the sunshine protection act
a bill called the sunshine protection act

was unanimously approved yesterday,
was unanimously approved yesterday,

which would make daylight savings time permanent
which would make daylight savings time permanent

across the country if approved
across the country if approved

by the house and President Biden
by the house and President Biden

- [Cameraman] Biden, he looks like a snowbird.
- [Cameraman] Biden, he looks like a snowbird.

He loves the sun.
He loves the sun.

- Is that related?
- Is that related?

Going for vacation?
Going for vacation?

- [Cameraman] You know.
- [Cameraman] You know.

- You know. (Riley laughs)
- You know. (Riley laughs)

Guys, I'm not joking.
Guys, I'm not joking.

This episode is over.
This episode is over.

Come back on Friday for more tech news.
Come back on Friday for more tech news.

I'll try to scrape around and find some.
I'll try to scrape around and find some.

You know I'll have some, unless ooh.
You know I'll have some, unless ooh.