>> James: GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE
>> James: GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE

LATE LATE SLOW.
LATE LATE SLOW.

I HOPE YOU HAD THE BEST WEEKEND.
I HOPE YOU HAD THE BEST WEEKEND.

FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE IT WAS THE FIRST DAY BACK AT SCHOOL FOR
FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE IT WAS THE FIRST DAY BACK AT SCHOOL FOR

LOTS OF STUDENTS AROUND THE COUNTRY.
LOTS OF STUDENTS AROUND THE COUNTRY.

OBVIOUSLY MANY PARTICIPATING REMOTELY FROM HOME, BUT THERE
OBVIOUSLY MANY PARTICIPATING REMOTELY FROM HOME, BUT THERE

WAS A GLITCH, DID YOUEE, A HUANG ZOOM OUTAGE TODAY ACROSS THE
WAS A GLITCH, DID YOUEE, A HUANG ZOOM OUTAGE TODAY ACROSS THE

COUNTRY, ZOOM WASN'T WORKING IN LOADS OF PLACES.
COUNTRY, ZOOM WASN'T WORKING IN LOADS OF PLACES.

YEAH, SO CONGRATULATIONS, KIDS.
YEAH, SO CONGRATULATIONS, KIDS.

THIS IS THE NEW SNOW DAY.
THIS IS THE NEW SNOW DAY.

REMEMBER THAT.
REMEMBER THAT.

BEST DAY AT SCHOOL.
BEST DAY AT SCHOOL.

OH, WE CAN'T GO IN, THERE IS A BURST PIPE, YES.
OH, WE CAN'T GO IN, THERE IS A BURST PIPE, YES.

NOW IT'S LIKE OH, YEAH, IT IS BAD WI-FI, WHOOO.
NOW IT'S LIKE OH, YEAH, IT IS BAD WI-FI, WHOOO.

WHERE SHOULD WE GO, NO WHERE I WILL SEE YOU ON-- NO, I WON'T,
WHERE SHOULD WE GO, NO WHERE I WILL SEE YOU ON-- NO, I WON'T,

SORRY.
SORRY.

NOW I SHOULD TELL YOU THAT MOST OF THIS SHOW IS STILL PUT
NOW I SHOULD TELL YOU THAT MOST OF THIS SHOW IS STILL PUT

TOGETHER OVER ZOOM INCLUDING ALL OF OUR WRITERS WORK REMOTELY ON
TOGETHER OVER ZOOM INCLUDING ALL OF OUR WRITERS WORK REMOTELY ON

ZOOM.
ZOOM.

WHICH EXPLAINS WHY I DON'T HAVE A JOKE HERE.
WHICH EXPLAINS WHY I DON'T HAVE A JOKE HERE.

HOW WAS YOUR WEAKENED, REG?
HOW WAS YOUR WEAKENED, REG?

AND IF YOU COULD TAKE 45 MINUTES FOR THE ANSWER, IT WOULD-- IT
AND IF YOU COULD TAKE 45 MINUTES FOR THE ANSWER, IT WOULD-- IT

WOULD REALLY HELP US ALL OUT T WOULD.
WOULD REALLY HELP US ALL OUT T WOULD.

>> Reggie: ABSOLUTELY.
>> Reggie: ABSOLUTELY.

SO FRIDAY I GOT UP, AROUND 11:00.
SO FRIDAY I GOT UP, AROUND 11:00.

NO, IT WAS A GOOD WEEKEND.
NO, IT WAS A GOOD WEEKEND.

I HAD A FRIEND FROM OUT OF TOWN, AND IT WAS GREAT.
I HAD A FRIEND FROM OUT OF TOWN, AND IT WAS GREAT.

>> James: FROM WHAT?
>> James: FROM WHAT?

>> ME OW WOLF.
>> ME OW WOLF.

>> James: IS THAT A BAND.
>> James: IS THAT A BAND.

>> IT SOUNDS LOOK A BAND.
>> IT SOUNDS LOOK A BAND.

ST AN ART INSTALLATION IN SANTA FE.
ST AN ART INSTALLATION IN SANTA FE.

>> James: I WISH I WAS COOL.
>> James: I WISH I WAS COOL.

I JUST LOVE, I WOULD LOVE FOR ANYTHING, THAT TO BE MY ANSWER
I JUST LOVE, I WOULD LOVE FOR ANYTHING, THAT TO BE MY ANSWER

JUST ONCE TO HOW WAS YOUR WEEK END.
JUST ONCE TO HOW WAS YOUR WEEK END.

I HAD A FRIEND FROM SANTAFE FROM AN ART INSTALLATION.
I HAD A FRIEND FROM SANTAFE FROM AN ART INSTALLATION.

I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO BE THAT COOL.
I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO BE THAT COOL.

NOTHING, I GOT NOTHING.
NOTHING, I GOT NOTHING.

WE HAVE A FUN SHOW FOR YOU, LATER WE BE WILL TALKING TO THE
WE HAVE A FUN SHOW FOR YOU, LATER WE BE WILL TALKING TO THE

INCREDIBLE MAISIE WILLIAMS, A PERFORMANCE FROM BRIGHT EYES YOU
INCREDIBLE MAISIE WILLIAMS, A PERFORMANCE FROM BRIGHT EYES YOU

DON'T WANT TO MISS IT BUT WE ARE IN AMERICA.
DON'T WANT TO MISS IT BUT WE ARE IN AMERICA.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, ANOTHER WEEK, ANOTHER
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, ANOTHER WEEK, ANOTHER

CONVENTION.
CONVENTION.

THIS WEEK THE REPUBLICANS TAKE THE STAGE.
THIS WEEK THE REPUBLICANS TAKE THE STAGE.

NOW USUALLY THE PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE SPEAKS ON THE LAST
NOW USUALLY THE PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE SPEAKS ON THE LAST

NIGHT, BUT THIS YEAR TRUMP IS BREAKING THE TRADITION, AND HE'S
NIGHT, BUT THIS YEAR TRUMP IS BREAKING THE TRADITION, AND HE'S

SPEAKING ON ALL FOUR NIGHTS.
SPEAKING ON ALL FOUR NIGHTS.

>> Reggie: THANK GOODNESS.
>> Reggie: THANK GOODNESS.

>> James: BECAUSE OF COURSE HE IS.
>> James: BECAUSE OF COURSE HE IS.

HERE'S HOW TRUMP KICKED OFF THE WEEK.
HERE'S HOW TRUMP KICKED OFF THE WEEK.

WITH A DROP-IN TODAY AT THE CONVENTION SITE IN NORTH
WITH A DROP-IN TODAY AT THE CONVENTION SITE IN NORTH

CAROLINA.
CAROLINA.

>> FOUR MORE YEARS, FOUR MORE YEARS FOUR MORE YEARS!
>> FOUR MORE YEARS, FOUR MORE YEARS FOUR MORE YEARS!

>> NOW YOU WANT TO REALLY DRIVE THEM CRAZY, YOU SAY 12 MORE
>> NOW YOU WANT TO REALLY DRIVE THEM CRAZY, YOU SAY 12 MORE

YEARS.
YEARS.

>> James: I MEAN HE'S RIGHT, THAT DOES ANNOY ME.
>> James: I MEAN HE'S RIGHT, THAT DOES ANNOY ME.

I CAN'T ARGUE WITH IT.
I CAN'T ARGUE WITH IT.

HE WAS ABSOLUTELY SPOT ON.
HE WAS ABSOLUTELY SPOT ON.

THAT, DID IT ANNOY YOU, IAN.
THAT, DID IT ANNOY YOU, IAN.

>> YEAH, ANY TIME MATH GETS INVOLVED I START TO GET
>> YEAH, ANY TIME MATH GETS INVOLVED I START TO GET

FLUSTERED ANYWAY.
FLUSTERED ANYWAY.

>> James: YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
>> James: YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

BUT THE PRESIDENT ISN'T THE ONLY SPEAKER AT THE CONVENTION THIS
BUT THE PRESIDENT ISN'T THE ONLY SPEAKER AT THE CONVENTION THIS

WEEK.
WEEK.

THE LIST ALSO INCLUDES FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP AND ALL FOUR
THE LIST ALSO INCLUDES FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP AND ALL FOUR

OF THE PRESIDENT'S ADULT CHILDREN.
OF THE PRESIDENT'S ADULT CHILDREN.

SIX TRUMPS.
SIX TRUMPS.

YOU KNOW THAT THE PRESIDENT IS DESPERATE FOR SPEAKERS WHEN EVEN
YOU KNOW THAT THE PRESIDENT IS DESPERATE FOR SPEAKERS WHEN EVEN

TIFFANY MADE THE CUT.
TIFFANY MADE THE CUT.

NO ONE SAW THAT COMING.
NO ONE SAW THAT COMING.

NO ONE-- I RECKON SHE GOT THE CALL SUNDAY NIGHT AT 9 P.M
NO ONE-- I RECKON SHE GOT THE CALL SUNDAY NIGHT AT 9 P.M

YOU'RE ON ON WEDNESDAY, WHO IS THIS, YOUR DAD, OH, DON'T MAKE A
YOU'RE ON ON WEDNESDAY, WHO IS THIS, YOUR DAD, OH, DON'T MAKE A

THING OF IT, JUST BE THERE WEDNESDAY.
THING OF IT, JUST BE THERE WEDNESDAY.

CAN WE SEE THE LIST AGAIN, LOOK AT THIS LIST.
CAN WE SEE THE LIST AGAIN, LOOK AT THIS LIST.

I DON'T KNOW IF THEY ARE TRYING TO CONVINCE ME TO VOTE
I DON'T KNOW IF THEY ARE TRYING TO CONVINCE ME TO VOTE

REPUBLICAN OR BUY A TIME-SHARE IN ORLANDO.
REPUBLICAN OR BUY A TIME-SHARE IN ORLANDO.

THAT LINE-UP LOOKS LIKE A LIST OF PEOPLE YOU SEE BANNED FROM A
THAT LINE-UP LOOKS LIKE A LIST OF PEOPLE YOU SEE BANNED FROM A

CHAIN RESTAURANT FOR VERBALLY HARASSING THE MANAGER AM ARE YOU
CHAIN RESTAURANT FOR VERBALLY HARASSING THE MANAGER AM ARE YOU

NOT ALLOWED IN, WHY.
NOT ALLOWED IN, WHY.

YOU KNOW WHY, SIR.
YOU KNOW WHY, SIR.

FINE, I WILL DO IT.
FINE, I WILL DO IT.

(APPLAUSE) I HAD A PHONE CALL THIS WEEKEND
(APPLAUSE) I HAD A PHONE CALL THIS WEEKEND

FROM A FRIEND OF MINE CALLED JONATHAN.
FROM A FRIEND OF MINE CALLED JONATHAN.

HE'S SEEN THE SHOW, RIGHT.
HE'S SEEN THE SHOW, RIGHT.

AND I THINK HE THOUGHT HE WAS BEING NICE.
AND I THINK HE THOUGHT HE WAS BEING NICE.

AND HE CALLED ME AND HE SAID I'M REALLY ENJOYING THE OPENING OF
AND HE CALLED ME AND HE SAID I'M REALLY ENJOYING THE OPENING OF

THE SHOW.
THE SHOW.

HE SAID IT'S SO BRILLIANT.
HE SAID IT'S SO BRILLIANT.

I SAID THANKS, HE SAID SO LOOSE, I REALLY LOVE IT I LOVE IT
I SAID THANKS, HE SAID SO LOOSE, I REALLY LOVE IT I LOVE IT

BECAUSE YOU TELL JOKES AND THEY DON'T WORK AND YOU ACKNOWLEDGE
BECAUSE YOU TELL JOKES AND THEY DON'T WORK AND YOU ACKNOWLEDGE

IT WHEREAS NORMALLY YOU JUST CARRY ON.
IT WHEREAS NORMALLY YOU JUST CARRY ON.

(LAUGHTER) HE YOU THINK ARE YOU GIVING ME A
(LAUGHTER) HE YOU THINK ARE YOU GIVING ME A

COMPLIMENT BUT ARE YOU ACTUALLY SAYING IS YOU ALWAYS TOLD
COMPLIMENT BUT ARE YOU ACTUALLY SAYING IS YOU ALWAYS TOLD

[BLEEP] JOKES.
[BLEEP] JOKES.

IT IS JUST GREAT TO SEE YOU ACKNOWLEDGE IT FOR ONCE.
IT IS JUST GREAT TO SEE YOU ACKNOWLEDGE IT FOR ONCE.

ONE TRUMP FAMILY MEMBER WHO WON'T BE SPEAKING IS THE
ONE TRUMP FAMILY MEMBER WHO WON'T BE SPEAKING IS THE

PRESIDENT'S SISTER JUDGE MARYANN TRUMP BARRY MUCH OVER THE
PRESIDENT'S SISTER JUDGE MARYANN TRUMP BARRY MUCH OVER THE

WEEKEND AUDIO FROM SECRETLY RECORDED CONVERSATIONS WERE
WEEKEND AUDIO FROM SECRETLY RECORDED CONVERSATIONS WERE

LEAKED WHERE SHE CAN BE HEARD CALLING DONALD TRUMP A LIAR.
LEAKED WHERE SHE CAN BE HEARD CALLING DONALD TRUMP A LIAR.

AND TRUMP HEARD THIS, IN FACT, I NEVER LIE, I DON'T HAVE A
AND TRUMP HEARD THIS, IN FACT, I NEVER LIE, I DON'T HAVE A

SISTER.
SISTER.

ON THE TAPES SHE CAN BE HEARD SAYING ELYS, HE IS ONLY
ON THE TAPES SHE CAN BE HEARD SAYING ELYS, HE IS ONLY

INTERESTED IN HIMSELF AND HE DOESN'T LIKE TO READ.
INTERESTED IN HIMSELF AND HE DOESN'T LIKE TO READ.

AND WHEN THEY HEARD THIS, HIS SUPPORTERS WERE LIKE.
AND WHEN THEY HEARD THIS, HIS SUPPORTERS WERE LIKE.

>> FOUR MORE YEARS, FOUR MORE YEARS.
>> FOUR MORE YEARS, FOUR MORE YEARS.

>> James: IN OTHER TRUMP NEWS WITHIN OF THE PRESIDENT'S TOP
>> James: IN OTHER TRUMP NEWS WITHIN OF THE PRESIDENT'S TOP

POLITICAL VIRSES KELLYANNE CONWAY JUST ANNOUNCE-- CONAWAY
POLITICAL VIRSES KELLYANNE CONWAY JUST ANNOUNCE-- CONAWAY

JUST ANNOUNCE SHED IS LEAVING THE WHITE HOUSE.
JUST ANNOUNCE SHED IS LEAVING THE WHITE HOUSE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY, MORE MORE LIKE KELLYANNE GONEAWAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY, MORE MORE LIKE KELLYANNE GONEAWAY.

YOU GET T RIGHT.
YOU GET T RIGHT.

THAT'S RIGHT, SHE'LL KELLYANNE CONAWAY, AND I'M SAYING
THAT'S RIGHT, SHE'LL KELLYANNE CONAWAY, AND I'M SAYING

KELLYANNE GONEWAY T SAY PUN, BECAUSE SHE IS LEAVING.
KELLYANNE GONEWAY T SAY PUN, BECAUSE SHE IS LEAVING.

GONE, GIVE US A BREAK, AND THIS IS NICE, AS A THANK YOU FOR HER
GONE, GIVE US A BREAK, AND THIS IS NICE, AS A THANK YOU FOR HER

YEARS OF SERVICE AND LOYALTY TO THE PRESIDENT, THE TRUMP
YEARS OF SERVICE AND LOYALTY TO THE PRESIDENT, THE TRUMP

ADMINISTRATION SAYS THEY PLAN TO BURN DOWN A LIBRARY IN HER
ADMINISTRATION SAYS THEY PLAN TO BURN DOWN A LIBRARY IN HER

HONOR.
HONOR.

WHO'S LAUGH IS THAT.
WHO'S LAUGH IS THAT.

WHO JUST WENT NAH HA HA, WHO IS THAT, IS THAT YOU MARK, IS THAT
WHO JUST WENT NAH HA HA, WHO IS THAT, IS THAT YOU MARK, IS THAT

YOU?
YOU?

THAT HA HA.
THAT HA HA.

I LOVED IT.
I LOVED IT.

IT DIDN'T SOUND LIKE YOU LOVED IT.
IT DIDN'T SOUND LIKE YOU LOVED IT.

IT SOUNDED LUKE WERE YOU JUST FINE WITH IT, AND THAT IS OKAY.
IT SOUNDED LUKE WERE YOU JUST FINE WITH IT, AND THAT IS OKAY.

IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY.
IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY.

JOHN LIKED IT, IT IS YOUR JOKE, TAKE IT UP WITH MARK LATER.
JOHN LIKED IT, IT IS YOUR JOKE, TAKE IT UP WITH MARK LATER.

THAT WASN'T-- YOU DIDN'T NEED TO DO THAT.
THAT WASN'T-- YOU DIDN'T NEED TO DO THAT.

DON'T JUST START THROWING THEM AROUND WILLY-NILLY.
DON'T JUST START THROWING THEM AROUND WILLY-NILLY.

IF I THROW OUT A GEM LIKE KELLYANNE GONEWAY, ABSOLUTELY
IF I THROW OUT A GEM LIKE KELLYANNE GONEWAY, ABSOLUTELY

BUT.
BUT.

>> I AM CONTINUING TO PROPEL THE SHOW INTO-- .
>> I AM CONTINUING TO PROPEL THE SHOW INTO-- .

>> James: IS THAT WHAT ST. >> THAT IS MY MAIN FOCUS.
>> James: IS THAT WHAT ST. >> THAT IS MY MAIN FOCUS.

>> James: YOU LIKE YOUR JACKET WHAT IS IT MADE OF.
>> James: YOU LIKE YOUR JACKET WHAT IS IT MADE OF.

>> CANVAS, COTTON.
>> CANVAS, COTTON.

>> James: COTTON?
>> James: COTTON?

>> YEAH.
>> YEAH.

>> James: IT LOOKS LIKE A LYNNERN.
>> James: IT LOOKS LIKE A LYNNERN.

>> WELL,S' NOT.
>> WELL,S' NOT.

>> James: IS THAT COTTON, YEAH T LOOKS LIKE LINEN.
>> James: IS THAT COTTON, YEAH T LOOKS LIKE LINEN.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MAISIE WILLIAMS. HOW LONG WILL WE DO
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MAISIE WILLIAMS. HOW LONG WILL WE DO

THIS FOR?
THIS FOR?

HOW LONG, ROB?
HOW LONG, ROB?

I THINK WE WILL STILL BE DOING THIS WHEN THE OLYMPICS IS ON
I THINK WE WILL STILL BE DOING THIS WHEN THE OLYMPICS IS ON

NEXT SUMMER.
NEXT SUMMER.

MOVING ON WHAT ABOUT OUR JAF LYNN, GEAR MOW WILL BE EARNINGS,
MOVING ON WHAT ABOUT OUR JAF LYNN, GEAR MOW WILL BE EARNINGS,

WE'RE BACK HERE AGAIN.
WE'RE BACK HERE AGAIN.