I'm leaving early today. Have a look at these slides, I've marked down a few notes.
Could you, please, implement them and print out handouts for tomorrow's progress meeting?
25 copies should do it.
Wait, wait! Could you email me the original file you used for this?
Sorry, gotta rush. Oh, you know that video I showed you earlier?
Add that to the printouts as well. Thanks!
Add video to printouts?..
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