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the film career of one of the finest
actors walking planet Earth please
welcome the one the only Natalie Portman
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thank you for coming out we are going to
recreate your entire film career how
you're feeling are you ready I hope so
then let's do it let's begin
oh
what uh what are you listening to The
Shins you know him no
you gotta hear this one song
it'll change your life
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what an angel I heard the deep space
Pilots talk about them
the most beautiful creatures in the
universe you're a funny little boy I'm
glad to have met your Anakin
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you call this diplomatic solution no I
call it aggressive negotiations
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Anakin you're breaking my heart you're
going down a path I can't follow I love
you
come on you bought him here to kill me
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I hear humbly submit to the law as the
law hath judged me as for my offenses
God knows them and I remit them to God
beseeching him to have mercy on my soul
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you can't call me and tell me that you
miss me you can't text me email me you
can't write on my wall like if you
really miss me you need to grow up and
you need to get in your car and come and
see me
I'm here
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it ain't whatever you did your mom
forget you was picking you up
no I felt like being alone okay get in
I'll try you home
this is like being kidnapped you don't
understand that do you I wish someone
had kidnapped me when I was your age so
do I oh no no yeah that's good yeah that
was real funny
and so it is
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now now I'm so sorry you you've been in
a lot of movies and I've got to be
honest I haven't seen this one Angel
City it sounds dramatic Angel City is
not a film we're LA's Premier national
women's football team
and there's a three-part donkey series
about the team starting May 16th on HBO
okay Angel City is basically like your
team West Ham but with more players who
won the World Cup
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thank you
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oh hey rough starting high must have
been pretty humiliated get out of my
room I'm worried about the next ACT I'm
just not sure you're feeling up to it
stop please stop how about I dance the
Black Swan for you leave me alone oh
yeah
Mr magorium Mr magorium I'm in your
Emporium
thank you what is it it looks like a big
block of wood well it is a big block of
wood now it's your big block of wood I
was just saying last night I don't have
enough Big Blocks of wood unlikely
Adventures require unlikely tools
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yeah
you love your plants don't you oh yeah
it's my best friend you know always
always happy no questions
you want to be famous no as I am thank
you you should prepare yourself
in that case any advice for me yes don't
marry the president
I'm not gonna write that down I'm fine
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what was that it was delicious I want
another
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where were you where were you I was
right here where you left me I was
waiting and then I was crying and then I
went out looking for you you said you
were coming back giant I thought to
protect you from the dangers in my world
hold that thought
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just can't grab me camera Mike
that's my hammer you got there
reveal yourself
hey Jane
ugh being the president's daughter is so
boring
we come in peace
German man anymore
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