thank you for being here thank you for
having me great to have you on the show
I'm so excited to be here I love doing
your show oh well thanks particularly
um high today is it really I get excited
when you're around
my hair Rises like a beast uh yeah no uh
well let's uh let's talk uh I don't want
to embarrass you but many people think
you're one of the most beautiful women
on the planet and I'm just curious I
know that that's a lot to live up to you
you yourself have said in interviews
that that you you yourself think you
have physical flaws
the rest of us don't really know what
you're talking about you know
um this is all like hair makeup and
stuff no it's not
by contrast I have twice as much hair
and makeup as you do right now and look
at me uh it's uh no no it's very sweet
yeah what is there but you know growing
up or right now is there some part of
you that you think oh I wish I could
change that I wish you know when I was
growing up I
really kind of
kind of teeth I I secretly sucked my
thumb till I was nine
um so I had the bus 24 right here
you got me yeah yeah I was in my college
graduation I was like thank you
um and and all my school photos uh one I
always went in a little bit you're
getting crazy
it's true I had a peg leg no no that's
that's really true look for an arm yeah
so you know when I was I didn't I mean I
and I never really got asked out on
dates by anybody my age really no not
really until I was like 18 or 19. so
many people who are incredibly
attractive later in life always say that
you know we've had so many supermodels
here who say oh I went through an
awkward stage and no one would talk to
me and I always find it very hard to
believe you know yeah I had a lot of um
teary nights because boys wouldn't call
me and stuff
yeah I did
my guess is problem no more right
well I mean problem solved unless guys
are too intimidated now I would think
you know I mean no I mean see you they
would see you and they would say that's
just gobble I'm not going to go up you
know that's that's a confident guy who
would walk right up to you and say
Jessica Alba let's go to Olive Garden
and make it happen
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I don't really like Olive Garden that
much
they have such terrific food
thank you
for any other they run ads in the show
okay sorry no no no
um coffee would do coffee yeah all right
I'll do it uh you're asking me out I
understand recently you um now you're
here promoting A Fantastic Four but you
shot another movie recently in one of my
favorite places which is New Mexico you
were in Albuquerque
Albuquerque New Mexico and it's so
beautiful there it's fantastic did you
get any down time at all did you I um I
worked really hard
um you know because it was like a sort
of a smaller budget and and a lot of
work
um but I did have on all of my downtime
I would hit spas and in right outside of
Santa Fe they have this Spa that we went
to and I think it's like a swingers
nudist spa and I didn't know a sweet
like a it's a spa where you can get a
massage and everything but also it you
think there's a sexual component to it
well when you get there they're like the
communal tub is uh right over here and
the changing room is over here and we're
like oh okay but we didn't bring our
bathing suits and they're like nobody
wears bathing suits and I was like oh
but okay is it is it men and women and
they're like yeah absolutely is it
possible they were just saying this to
you
all right
incredible the guy was thinking really
fast
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we don't we don't wear suits here but
that guy's ring us you know but you
don't
so you should go there and you'll see
lots of grown men that are um with their
wives and they're all naked and showing
their business and they're like you know
they're like natural
you know so it's not like that trim
so you see a lot of things that like you
want to choose to see somebody naked
that's not a choice I agree with that
I like I like to I yes you're I agree
with that I don't like surprise nudity
pure nudity
I thought as being punked right and I
got punked and a guy was walking around
naked when I was Punk so I was like this
must be another punked thing but it was
real see that's the
that's the thing if you're a celebrity
and you have an experience like that
your first thought is probably like
Ashton Kutcher's here somewhere he's
here oh no and then you go along with it
all right I'm getting naked
maybe that's what you do
yes I do and I'll be naked until I'm
pumped uh it's my promise to America you
know so I I was a little thrown but I
love I love New Mexico it's fantastic
there I want to talk about uh Fantastic
Four you of course play Sue storm the
invisible girl and you it in this role
you wear a superhero costume yes which
uh has got to be kind of fun because I
know that you know acting it's a serious
business as you said you work very hard
you played a lot of cool roles but when
they when they tell you're gonna play a
superhero it must be fun to put on a
superhero outfit isn't it a little bit
yeah it's cool at first and then you're
walking around amongst regular people
and they're all kind of looking at you
strange and then little kids look at you
and they're expecting you to do
something right and I'm like I can't do
anything yeah I can go take you to the
craft service table and we can get some
snacks nice yeah my superpower is this
cell phone
you can call people from far away yeah
so yeah you kind of feel like you you
should be uh bigger and better and
superhuman it puts a huge expectation on
you and then you're not right right so
well we have a clip here from uh the
Fantastic Four movie and I if I'm
correct this is where you're you're
about to get married is this the right
clip we're we're planning our wedding
and it keeps getting interrupted because
we're superheroes and the world needs us
right and this is just one another one
of those times but uh we end up finding
out that the world is coming to an end
and the Silver Surfer crashes our
wedding it happens at most weddings
let's take a look at this clip from
Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver Surfer
there are many kinds of Love could you
skip to the end please
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yeah
we lost power we're going down we're
going down
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Johnny this is Don chef
and stop helicopters with my face
Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver Surfer
is in theaters right now Jessica Alba
thank you so much for being here
bear drills you gotta see this guy he's
coming up we'll be right back